Chapter 153: The witty me
Liu Yi was not picky about food. When he was hungry, he ate whatever he could.
There are many "Chinese food" in the cafeteria of Dongguo University, but in Liu Yi's opinion, only cold skin and buns have similar Chinese flavors, while the others can only be considered "Chinese food and Korean flavors".
Liu Yi bought three drawers of small buns, three bowls of cold crust, three portions of fried rice with eggs, and a bowl of seaweed egg flower soup. He put so many things in two trays and transported them at once.
Seeing that everything except soup was three servings, Yoona couldn't help but pout and said, "Brother-in-law, did you buy one more for Sunny Ouni?"
"No, she is not here." Liu Yi broke open the disposable chopsticks and handed it to Yun'er, saying, "I'll teach you that you must order one more portion of food in this cafeteria, because the amount of food here is very small. Look at this cold skin, if a person with a big mouth eats it, two bites will be gone. So two people order three portions and three people order five portions, so that they can eat full."
Yuner didn't say anything anymore. Liu Yi's intention was good, but how could he say that people were like big eaters? How could he say that he was a girl? How could he eat so much?
As if she was afraid that Yoona would not believe it, Liu Yi grinned and stretched out his muscles below, picked up a bowl of cold skin and slapped it in two mouthfuls. Yoona was stunned, and she also subconsciously opened her mouth, but she still gave up, she couldn't do it at all.
Liu Yi looked really hungry, so he stopped talking after eating, and just kept his head busy. Before Yun'er finished eating a portion of cold skin, he had already wiped out all three items.
"This, I'll eat this first!" Liu Yi's mouth was full of fried rice and he couldn't speak clearly. But Yuna could understand what he meant, and he wanted to eat the second serving.
Yoona smiled and nodded, handed another portion of cold skin to Liu Yi, then picked up a spoon and served a bowl of soup for Liu Yi, and said, "Eat slowly, don't choke."
"It's okay..." Liu Yi took the bowl, raised his neck and drank it. Suddenly he was stunned for a moment, and the soup that Yuner gave him appeared in his dream.
Yuner saw Liu Yi holding the bowl in a daze, and asked wonderingly: "What's wrong? It's not delicious?"
"Ah, it's okay, I'm choking." Liu Yi quickly put down the bowl, picked up the cold skin and continued to stuff it into his mouth. He kept silent and stolen food. In fact, there was another reason. He could not stare at Yoona for more than ten seconds, and his heart would be in trouble.
Yun'er was feeling a little depressed when she saw Liu Yi eating and ignored her. She had already eaten. Although the cold skin was delicious, she couldn't eat a whole serving. Yun'er looked at Liu Yi and said, "Brother-in-law, I want to eat something else, I can't finish the cold skin."
"Oh, give it to me!" Liu Yi just finished the second portion of cold skin, reached out to take the portion that Yuner had not finished, and put it into his mouth in one bite.
Yoona bulged her mouth, feeling helpless and wanted to laugh. Did this guy do it on purpose? Why is it like a wood?
Yun'er picked up two small buns and put them on the plate, gently bit the skin of the bun, and sucked the juice. Liu Yi saw that Yun'er was eating the bun, so he picked up another portion of fried rice. Another gust of wind swept the clouds. Yun'er had just finished eating one of the buns, and Liu Yi had already dried up the fried rice.
Liu Yi turned the water bottle and drank half of the bottle.
"Are you full?" Yun'er looked at Liu Yi and asked.
"No, you eat first, I will eat the rest." Liu Yi said with a burp.
Yuna was speechless. How long has this person been eating? After eating two and a half portions of cold skin, two fried rice and a tray of buns, they can still be eaten. Could it be that the pigs are not? Suddenly thinking that Liu Yi is a pig farmer, Yuna couldn't help laughing. It seems that it was either a coincidence, it was a pig!
When Liu Yi saw Yoona smiling, his expression immediately became a little dumbfounded. Seeing Yoona's smile so close, he really felt like "spring is blooming".
Liu Yi immediately closed his eyes and cursed himself as a bastard in his heart. Sunny had been away for less than three hours, so how could he have unreasonable thoughts about Yoona?
Yuner transferred one-third of the fried rice on the plate, put a small bun in another, and then said to Liu Yi: "Eat breakfast late, that's enough. I'll eat more tonight. Brother-in-law, you can cook for me."
"Uh..., it's really not good today. I'm a little busy today." Liu Yi picked up most of the remaining fried rice and started eating, and once again refused Yoon'er's request.
Yuna was really angry. She just wanted to have a meal you cooked. She had begged twice in a row, but why was it still not possible? She even asked others to beg you! Yuna unconsciously bulged her mouth and stopped talking, and she was sulking alone.
Liu Yi noticed the change in the atmosphere, but he really had no choice. Before Sunny was solved, he would not be in the mood to cook. Besides, if Sunny knew that he would cook for Yoona alone, he would not be furious when he came back. After a dozen reports, he would not be able to take care of it.
Liu Yi's handful of fried rice was wiped out, and he looked at Yoon'er's face carefully, and said without saying a word: "Well, you are here at school at this time, will there be classes in the afternoon?"
"Yes, a bad guy's class." Yuna looked at Liu Yiyi, her eyes as if she was saying 'What are you talking about, what's going on.'
"Uh...hehehe..." Liu Yi was slightly stunned and laughed dryly. He remembered that there was indeed a Chinese class in the afternoon. Liu Yi touched his nose and said, "No wonder you can understand the conversation between Ernian. It turns out that he is studying hard."
"Actually, I didn't understand much, but I can understand all the simple words "Hug" and "Scent". Yun'er narrowed her eyes, leaned closer and stared at Liu Yi, and said, "Brother-in-law, if you don't want me to tell Sunny, please give me dinner."
Liu Yi looked at Yoona in surprise, and his expression froze. Is this weird guy in front of him Yuna? Liu Yi thought for a while and said that it was Yoona, but it was just that he hadn't seen her for too long, and he was a little unfamiliar. It seemed that since 2015, Yoona has been in the goddess style, and she looks quiet and dignified everywhere, and the crocodile Yun has long been unable to see it.
Liu Yi suddenly felt a little emotional. What can change a person the most is indeed age. Just think about it and you can understand how Yoona, who is almost thirty years old, can be as fucked like Yoona in her 20s?
However, human nature cannot be changed. Even if she is fifty years old, there is still the "crocodile" in her genes.
Liu Yi thought for a while and said, "Okay, you will go home after class and call Taeyeon and the others. I will give you Liangliang crafts."
Yoona smiled and said, "Thank you brother-in-law."
"But I won't go to class in the afternoon because I applied to step down. Now I am no longer a substitute teacher for Chinese classes." Liu Yi said casually, lowering his head to avoid Yoona's gaze.
Yun'er immediately raised her eyebrows and felt a lot of resentment in her heart. The reason why she pulled out the needle and came to class was because this class was Liu Yi's class. If it was someone else's class, she wouldn't have come. But after just saying that she was here to attend class, it was hard to change her words and couldn't say it. Yun'er glared at Liu Yi fiercely and scattered all her anger on Xiaolongbao. She was already full, but suddenly she got so much angry that it seemed to have stretched her stomach a lot, and she actually ate a whole and a half tray of Xiaolongbao.
Liu Yi looked at Yun'er and thought it was really not easy to be an artist. In order to maintain his image, he didn't dare to say he was hungry when he was hungry. He was obviously not full, but he said that he was already full and could still eat a tray of small buns after he was full?
Liu Yi served Yuner a bowl of soup and said, "Don't care too much about your image in front of me. I will eat as much as I want. I won't say you eat too much."
Yuna picked up the soup and took a sip. When she heard this, she immediately frowned and snorted, "Where did I eat too much?"
"I didn't say you ate too much, I mean I won't think you ate too much." Liu Yi quickly explained.
"You dislike me!" Yuna put down the bowl, pouted slightly, and had a resentful expression on her face, as if Liu Yi had done so much.
"I didn't... OK, that's what I mean." Liu Yi suddenly changed his words and pointed to the cage beside Yuner and said, "Did you see it? Two trays of small cage bags, and you dare to say that you have eaten less?"
"I didn't get two trays! There are still ones, two, three, four, five, and five!"
Liu Yi grabbed two buns and stuffed them into his mouth, saying, "Three!"
"That's what you eat!" Yoona said angrily.
Liu Yi grabbed two more and stuffed them into his mouth, saying, "Only one left, Lin Yuner, you can really eat it!"
"You ate!" Yuna was going crazy. Suddenly she thought of something, picked up her phone and pointed it at Liu Yi, and said, "You eat again, I'll take a picture!"
"Haha, I won't eat it!"
"You!" Yuner glared at Liu Yi angrily, put down her phone and picked up the last small bun, followed Liu Yi's appearance and threw it into her mouth.
"I've eaten too much, how about it!"
"It's okay, just admit it."
Liu Yi held his cell phone, aimed at her like Yoona just now, and took photos of her eating.
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After lunch, Liu Yi bought a bottle of drink for Yoona and sent her to the classroom. After the incident of "Pei Yongjun's secret photo shoot", Dongguo University's school gate inspection became more stringent, basically eliminating the possibility of reporters sneaking into the campus.
After making an appointment with Yoona to come and pick her up after class, Liu Yi returned to his office.
He was still worried about Sunny's affairs. As time passed, his uneasiness became stronger and stronger. Liu Yi suspected that he had "persecution paranoia". It was obviously a very small chance, but as long as there was a little possibility, the subconscious mind would infinitely amplify this possibility.
"What should I do!" Liu Yi grabbed his hair sadly, suddenly glanced at the computer screen, and suddenly a flash of inspiration in his head, and he immediately became excited.
Why are you so stupid? You can't think of a solution yourself, but you can ask more people for help! Not only can you solve the problem, but you can also kill two birds with one stone!
Liu Yi logged into the school bulletin board, found the initiator post for the camping activity, and modified it.
[A totally free two-day and one-night camping trip to Jeju Island, with a limited number of twenty people! Ten men and women each! The quota is limited, what are you waiting for?! Just answer the psychological questionnaire in the attachment, boys and girls with the top ten scores can get this completely free trip opportunity, and food, clothing, housing and transportation are completely free! What are you waiting for?! Join quickly!].
Save and modify it, Liu Yi touched his chin proudly.
Chapter completed!