Chapter 383 Looks like a veteran
“Um… cold…”
After getting off the car, Jess held her shoulders, shrank her head gently, and muttered in a low voice.
"Cold..." The voice became even softer.
"Oh, I said I'm cold!"
"I'll tell you to wear clothes." Liu Yi pulled the jacket on his body and said, "Look, I'm not cold now."
Jes gritted his teeth and said, "You promised your mother to take care of me. Do you want me to call and complain?"
"I knew you would do this." Liu Yi smiled confidently and took off the jacket. As soon as he showed joy, he immediately turned black again. How could such a guy be wearing two jackets?
Liu Yi put on his clothes, moved his arms, and walked in front to lead the way. He originally wanted to sleep directly after dinner. However, Li Fengxia refused and insisted on taking him around. The location was chosen, and the square on the south side of the Water Cube.
It's June 1st tomorrow. From the end of the month, there are three days of open-air shadow puppetry performances in the square on the south side of the Water Cube on the 1st and 2nd. It seems that there are many people who have seen it on TV every year. Until now, he hasn't figured out what the shadow puppetry has to do with Children's Day. Do children now like shadow puppetry?
Only when he got here did he understand what was going on. No one watched the so-called shadow puppet. Looking up, it was all about couples or parents who led their children. There were stalls selling snacks and toys in the square, which was actually a money-making gimmick made by promoting traditional Chinese culture.
Not far away, it seemed that a reporter from the TV station was looking for someone to interview. When Liu Yi saw it, he immediately turned around. He felt it was very sad to promote traditional culture in this way. He could not change it, but he could not "help the evildoer".
"You go slower. Hello, wait for me!" When Jes privately ca was in Korea, there was almost no chance to hang out in the crowd like this. There were so many snacks in China, and she felt that it was good when she looked at it. Even if she didn't buy it, she wanted to stop and take a look. But Liu Yi grew up watching these things, and there was no freshness. He wanted to walk inside and see if there was any place to 'play games'.
"Aren't you afraid of throwing me away?" Jes squeezed through the crowd, grabbed Liu Yi's arm and hugged him tightly, and looked at him with grievance. After only a few steps, it seemed as if he had been coming over with many difficulties and dangers. His eyes were red.
"Zheng Xika, you..." Liu Yi was amused and cried, saying, "Why do you seem to have become a different person? Why are you so clingy? You weren't like this when you were in Korea?"
"Can it be the same?" Jes's private ca lowered his head slightly, playing with his fingers and said shyly: "In South Korea, I can call the police. I am Jung Soo-yeon, the police will definitely help me. In China, the police can't understand anything I say, and I will suffer a loss."
"School." Liu Yi walked forward with Jes and said, "You underestimate the police in our capital too much. You may not speak Korean, but speak English very well. Let's not talk about police, just take a taxi. The driver can speak."
Jes pouted, obviously not believing it.
The two walked forward, and I didn't know where Liu Yi wanted to go. I just followed him blindly. There were snack stalls and toy stalls on both sides. When Liu Yi saw that Jes showed a look of love, he stopped and bought one for her. After a while, he bought a bunch of things of all sizes.
"Can this 'saccharide' really be eaten?" Jes looked at the zodiac snake in his hand and pinched it with his hands. It felt like it was plastic. He was about to stretch out his tongue and lick it, but Liu Yi reached out to stop him.
"It's okay to eat, if you don't mind the saliva of the master just now."
"Why?" Jes asked in a daze.
"Didn't you see how he did it? He blew the air inside like a straw... Just blowing like this, how could he have no saliva..." Liu Yi gestured as the sugar blowing master, and explained seriously with his actions. Jes's face turned green. He looked at the zodiac snake in his hand. Although he liked it very much, he still felt disgusting.
"hing!" Passing by a trash can, Jes privately threw the zodiac snake in, looked at Liu Yi, and complained: "You knew this would have been like this, you should have told me that it would be a waste of money."
"You haven't wasted your money yet, do you feel sorry for me?" Liu Yi shrugged and glanced at me and finally found the game area.
"Come here, let you see my strength." Liu Yi grabbed Jess's hand, pulled her and squeezed through the crowd, and came to the stall of the 'Cloud'. Jess's private ca did not expect Liu Yi to be so brave and was caught. His hand turned red, and he stuck out his tongue shyly.
There are only a few so-called "folk customs" in China now. The temple fairs across the country are the same, and there is nothing new at all. Liu Yi even suspected that this group of people is the temple fair, like a straw troupe. They will stare wherever they need "folk customs" and look at them, like a group of hooligans under the banner of culture.
"How to play this?" Jes took the "circle" handed over by Liu Yi, looked at the things in the venue, and said, "Just throw it away?"
"Yes, it's yours if you hit it." Liu nodded, threw it away and grabbed two bottles of drinks.
The stall owner looked at Liu Yi, took the drink and handed it to him. The bottle covered it with a hundred yuan, and whispered: "It's not easy to make a living..."
"These are thrown away after they are thrown away." Liu Yi took the drink and didn't take the money. These old businesses are all stingy and usually send them away with a smile. If they don't work, they will cheat, and they won't sell them to you or do your business.
In ancient times, there were usually several big-sleeved and round-waisted thugs. Liu Yi suddenly laughed silently. Good folk customs have not been passed down, but these things that are so fucking are really passed down.
Liu Yi looked at the shelf life of the drink, unscrewed it and handed it to Jes's private ca, and then threw out all three circles in his hand, two out of three, one car keychain and one colorful rope with jade pendant. Liu Yi was stunned, remembering that the Dragon Boat Festival had just passed. The five circles in Jes' private ca were only covered with a small bag of big white rabbit milk candy, the supermarket price was five yuan, only ten yuan. Three circles were ten yuan, which could be considered as giving face to the boss, otherwise Liu Yi would throw them all over the nine circles, and at least he would be an iPad fan.
"It's not interesting." Jes pouted privately. She was in her thirties and got a few candy when playing a game, which made her very dissatisfied.
"Then let's go and find a place to sit." Liu Yi was so kind that he was so kind that he left. Jes was so angry that he stamped his feet. Why is this man like this? He couldn't hear the meaning in his voice?
"Does it meant!" As Jes muttered, Liu Yi had already walked out far away and hurriedly trotted to follow.
At the four corners of the square, there are free tables and chairs for tourists to rest. After searching for a while, there was no empty space. A couple happened to leave. Liu Yi pulled Jes and took a couple's seat.
"Brother, can you eat barbecue? Squid tendons, big waist, corn hair, eggs, ham sausage, and other 25 yuan, how much does it cost?" As soon as she sat down, a young man wearing flowery shorts and skates slipped over. Jes privately was afraid of being recognized, so she subconsciously hid in Liu Yi's arms. Liu Yi held her and said, "Two big waists, the remaining two, I'll give you money first?"
"No, wait for me to get it for you. Do you want beer? Get a fifteen-year beer."
"Forget it, I came here by driving." Liu Yi patted Jes's shoulder and said casually.
"Oh... I understand, I understand. Brother, you have something serious. You wait, just go back." Hua Pants showed an expression that a man knew, and turned around and ran to get the barbecue. Of course, it was impossible for the barbecue skewers at the door of the Water Cube. The barbecue they sold were all ready-made at home. The problems such as hygiene cannot be investigated. Maybe it's just a shortage of selling, and the business is particularly good. Liu Yi and Depp ate it here, and it is said that this group of people earns 30,000 a month.
Of course, being caught is not a light punishment, but being caught is a minority after all. If you earn so much money, you are not afraid of being fined a little.
After a while, Huapin's pants came back, and Liu Yi's things were sorted in plastic bags, which looked quite hygienic.
"Brother, this is our business card. If you want to eat here in the future, you will be 20% off for whatever you want to eat." Hua Pins found money and took out a business card for Liu Yi. Liu Yi reached out to pick it up and found that the bulging business card was under the business card. Hua Pins raised her eyebrows, and another look that even a man knew about it, turned around to greet the next business.
Jes privately ca couldn't understand what Liu Yi and Hua Pants said. She carried the edge of the plastic bag and looked at everything. Finally, she took the string of skewers and started eating. Suddenly, she saw the business card on the table and reached out to take it to take a look.
"No!" Liu Yi was so scared that he was sweating. He slapped the business card and said, "There is nothing good to look at. Eat, eat, try this, big waist tonic... uh... what to do with that, oh, just eat it!"
"I'm going to see!" Jes private ca was not very curious at first, but seeing Liu Yi so panicked, curiosity came up instead. He put his hands on him, punctuated Liu Yi's fingers, and pulled out his business card.
Liu Yi took the opportunity to pull the things under the business card to the ground, but perhaps because of the nervousness, there were two in total, only one on the ground was removed, and there was one left on the table.
Jes looked at the blue 'chewing gum' on the table, looked up at Liu Yi, who shrugged and grinned awkwardly.
"Chewing gum...hehehe...do you believe it?" Liu Yixin said guiltily. He was afraid of anything he was afraid of. Suddenly he felt like he was taken out of the detention room by Jes, even worse.
"Check gum? Is there any durex brand chewing gum?" Jes sneered, leaned on the back of the chair, hugged his shoulders, glanced at Liu Yi proudly, and said, "Did you buy it with the man just now? It seems that he is a veteran, Liu Yixi!" (To be continued...)
ps: Is it fun? I like this kind of plot, it's embarrassing. Please give me a monthly ticket! Recommended ticket... Woo so pitiful, no recommendation ticket...r1292
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