Speaking of the meme of "Boss Constipation", it can be traced back to 2015.

At the end of that year, Yoona's first costume TV series "The God of Martial Arts Zhao Zilong" was broadcast. That year was also the most important time for Liu Yi to start a business, and he was very busy. Before the broadcast, Liu Yi vowed not to watch it, but later he broke his promise. When it was time for the broadcast, he would definitely let go of everything and stay on the TV and wait for the live broadcast. Under his leadership, everyone also took the time to watch it and contribute to the ratings.

With so many people supporting him, Liu Yi was naturally happy. He even asked Xia Tian to buy beer, drink, melon seeds, peanuts, and everyone happily kept the live broadcast together.

But suddenly one day, the situation reversed. There was a scene of riding a horse, a kissing scene. After Liu Yi saw this scene, his smile stiffened. The next day, the TV disappeared from the company, and since then, the TV has never appeared in Xinsheng Group again.

In the following days, Liu Yi became extremely sensitive, stubborn, unable to listen to opinions, and excessive impulsiveness. This situation lasted for a week and everyone was tortured.

Someone asked Xia Tian what happened to Liu Yi. The official answer given by Xia Tian was "constipation". Because in Chinese adjectives, there is a usage: "This person has a constipated expression", which perfectly describes Liu Yi's condition at that time.

So this matter became a joke, circulating among the new and old employees of Xinsheng Group. When Liu Yi was "constipated", the old employees would remind the new employees to surround him and not provoke him.

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Liu Yi fully utilized his privilege as a boss and skipped work from the company during working hours. He did not go to find Yoona or Tiffany, so he drove to Taeyeon's house.

It was past ten o'clock, in order to show politeness, Liu Yi stayed for Taeyeon's "breakfast and lunch". The so-called breakfast and lunch is a combination of buns and cold noodles. The buns are breakfast. It is very thoughtful to eat cold noodles at such a hot lunch.

Of course Taeyeon can only choose one of them, because he hasn't had lunch yet.

Yesterday, through observation, Liu Yi already knew the password of Taeyeon's house. He sneaked in without knowing it. He originally wanted to scare Taeyeon, but he didn't expect to be scared by her.

Taeyeon lay on the floor in a "big" shape, wrapped in a blanket, and two empty beer cans at her feet. There were completely cold snacks on the coffee table, and a snack pocket above her head. Liu Yi glanced at the coffee table. It seemed that there was a combination of rice sausage and spicy rice cakes. It seemed that this little wine was drinking well.

Liu Yi laughed and said, if the protagonist was replaced by Ernin, it would be a lively "diaosi" home. But the protagonist is Taeyeon, and the picture is a bit wonderful, and it looks a little cute.

As expected, she is worthy of being Kim Taeyeon. She has turned the goddess into a tomboy and then into a female diiaosi. She is the only one in the idol who has such ability.

Liu Yi sighed and practiced. After cleaning up the leftovers on the coffee table and the empty beer can snack pockets, Liu Yi put the things he bought on the coffee table, and kicked Taeyeon, who was still asleep.

"Ah! Kanazawa xi! I'll beg you when I'm sleeping again!" Taeyeon rolled over with her eyes closed and shouted irritably.

"Jin, Jinze?" Liu Yi laughed absurdly, and was mistaken for a dog, and it was such a small dog. He was so angry. Even if he was mistaken for tofu, he was still white-haired, but he was still so strong...

Liu Yi squatted down, reached out to pat Taeyeon's face, and said, "Hey, Kim Taeyeon, the sun is burning her butt."

"Hmm?" Taeyeon opened her eyes in a daze. Seeing Liu Yi's face so close, she was so scared that she felt cold sweat. She grabbed the blanket with all her legs and shrank back, as if Liu Yi was a beast.

"I'm that scary?"

"You, you, how did you come in!"

"Haha..." Liu Yi smiled disdainfully, pointed to his head, and said, "Don't forget that I am a scientist with an IQ of up to 18. I can pry open the small lock with a ramen..."

"Brave..." Taeyeon curled her lips and muttered, suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly covered her face and ran to the bathroom.

I was so careless. How could he let him see without makeup? It was over, and it was swollen like this... Taeyeon looked at her face in the mirror and complained in her heart that she shouldn't have drunk beer last night, and how did she go out to see people when her face turned into a bun...

"Hey, Xiaolongbao, keep Xiaolongbao for you. I've eaten the cold noodles myself?"

Taeyeon poked her head out of the bathroom and saw Liu Yi breaking her chopsticks, she immediately shouted: "I want to eat cold noodles, I want to eat cold noodles!"

"What? I can't hear it." Liu Yi rolled up a chopstick and took a bite of cold noodles, looked at Taeyeon and said, "It's not delicious. If it's not delicious, I'll eat it. You eat something delicious. How about it? I'm good to you?"

"You! You wait!" Taeyeon gritted her teeth, retracted to wash her face, and it came out five minutes later, with her hair wet and her face still a little swollen. Seeing Liu Yi seeing it, she immediately glared and said with a frightened face: "What are you looking at!"

"The face is very swollen, like a bun." Liu Yi said lightly, picking up a bun and putting it in Taeyeon's bowl, and saying, "Whatever you eat, you will be more like this bun tomorrow."

"I like it, please pay attention to me." Taeyeon ate the buns in the bowl and before she could swallow them, she suddenly stretched out her chopsticks to grab Liu Yi's cold noodles. She picked several chopsticks and poured some soup. When she saw Liu Yi's completely shocked, she hummed twice with satisfaction.

Liu Yi looked at the cold noodles with half a bowl left, picked it up and drank a sip of the soup, and picked up a bun.

"Yesterday, Pani and I, we've already happened."

Taeyeon's hand froze in the air, looking up at Liu Yi, as if he was frozen, staring at him blankly, without moving for several seconds.

"What does this mean? What does it mean?" Taeyeon squeezed out a grand smile and asked with a stuttering look.

Liu Yi looked at Taeyeon and said with a bit of savory taste: "It's what happened to you, and we have also happened to you."

"What happened to us has happened to you, too?" Taeyeon murmured and repeated the sentence, and the chopsticks in her hand fell on the table. She suddenly held her forehead with her hand and rubbed her face hard. She suddenly jumped up excitedly and grabbed Liu Yi's neck collar and shouted: "Pani is mine, it's mine. Why do you want to do this? You already have sunny and Yoona, and Xiuying and Xika. You have so many women, why do you want to grab Pani with me!"

Liu Yi raised his hand to push Taeyeon's arm, but she tried very hard and didn't push it. Liu Yi sighed and let Taeyeon pull his collar, saying, "Taeyeon, although I feel sorry, I can't agree with your thoughts."

"Why!"

"Because she is a woman, and so are you." Liu Yi looked at Taeyeon's eyes and said word by word. (To be continued)

ps: No, let’s wait, I can’t continue to abuse, I can’t do it... I hope the number of rewards tomorrow will not be 0... Good night.
Chapter completed!