Chapter 202 Your mother is going to die the day after tomorrow (12,000)(1/3)
Chuanwu has been criticized for a long time!
Especially after several so-called "masters" and "masters" were beaten so hard that they could not find the North, the term "Chuanwu" was completely terrible!
And it's the kind that's inauspicious!
Of course, there are still people who are still happy. After all, who is not active when it comes to jokes?
[Go Jing, the 63rd generation successor of Tongbeiquan, fought against Sanda champion Wu Tenghuang!]
This is the news that started to go viral a few days ago!
And the battle time is tomorrow!
But at this critical moment, a peerless master appeared, using light skills to save people!
The most important thing is!
Even if the man was wearing a windbreaker, he couldn't see his face clearly!
but……
That back is so handsome that many girls can't close their legs!
You tell me that this kind of person is a peerless master?
Can you still have light skills?
Isn’t this the fuck the spokesperson I’m looking for?
after all……
These days, the fan economy is so hot!
Women's money is so easy to make!
Chuanwu has launched a spokesperson, a handsome virtual character!
Gather fans first, and then harvest leeks!
This routine is not too simple!
but……
But there are many people who believe in it, and most of them are women!
Some people have even started fighting because of this video, quarreling for a divorce!
Girls have to think about my favorite person!
He must be a peerless master!
He will definitely come to marry me in the future!
Alas, sister, no matter what you say, can you not use your 500-pound big butt to occupy a seat?
The man thought, I must be talented!
You must never indulge in excessive desires!
One day, there will definitely be a handsome and peerless master who will fall from the sky!
Screaming at me:
A sexy year!
Please stay!
Wow, it’s amazing. Do you know that you have a spiritual light spurted out from the sky spirit hood?
He has a body of muscles and bones that can be practiced horizontally at a young age. It is a rare martial arts genius in a century. If one day you can open up the Ren and Du meridians, it will not be flying!
A sexy year!
Do you want to worship me as your teacher?
He must focus on his head, smash the earth into pieces, and shouted, "Master is here, please give me a prayer from my disciple!"
Fantasy is fantasy after all!
Especially on the next day, Gou Jing, the 63rd generation successor of Tongbeiquan, just came on the court, was beaten by Sanda champion Wu Tenghuang with a punch. The only remaining tooth of the old man was also knocked away. After kneeling down and admitting defeat...
"I'll go and your mother teaches you martial arts!"
"It's a waste of traffic, a waste of vision, and a waste of expression!"
"Oh, Master Gou was really beaten into a dog, and his true form has emerged!"
"What a damn... I even put on a stunning pose when I came on the stage, Yongchun, Ip Man!"
"Damn, I really think I'm a master. Alas, I think I used to stir the big jar when I was a child!"
"The one upstairs is stirring the big tank with both hands!"
"The ones upstairs are too young. They either stir the big jar with both hands or chopsticks!"
"Hey, you can drive this. Are you worthy of the tooth that Master Gou Jing flew out?"
"The master actually has a unique skill called tooth-opening, but unfortunately he didn't have time to use it. Now he has lost tooth-opening, and his teeth have run away!"
Everyone in the comment area is full of talents!
Bai Yuan couldn't help laughing when he saw it!
Good guy!
The language program of the Spring Festival Gala should be to screen out the comments of the gods for a whole year. Just play them on the big screen and you can hear the laughter of the audience!
God fucking teeth!
but……
The master's failure also burned the flames on Bai Yuan's body!
"A peerless master? Light skills? I laughed!"
"You are laughing at me, long-term workers, long-term workers are getting up to work!"
"That Gou Jing is obviously a liar. The person in this video is definitely a martial arts master!"
"I'm going to be the martial arts world, I'm going to be the dance forest. I'm the Tiancheng Hardware Factory, workshop No. 3, 580 tons of stamping machine operator, sauce blows, I still have half a pound of cement in my pocket, waiting for you at the entrance of the village, a sword comes to the west, flying fairy outside the sky, whoever doesn't come will have a grandson!"
"The cliff upstairs is a master. With a BGM sound, it is invincible in the world!"
"Don't be too good at being a human being. When I find my teeth back, I will kill you guys!"
...
Go to Shanghai!
Beibao Qinshan!
Inside a small courtyard!
The old man drinking Longjing stared at the tablet computer, and his eyes were shining with a bright light!
He had watched that video that lasted for a few seconds and repeatedly!
"grandfather!"
The old man turned his head, looked at his granddaughter, and asked, "How is it!"
Zhi Tsinghua said: "It's okay, I'm just a little scared!"
The old man nodded: "It's okay!"
That's not a child of the family, but...
Those are all good seedlings. If something really happens, that's all!
but……
I never expected that this would happen this time!
He looked at Tsinghua University and said, "How do you feel when you are closest to me?"
Zhi Tsinghua's expression condensed, and then he said seriously: "Strong, very strong, very strong!"
"I see that he jumped, at least three or five feet away!"
"The most important thing is... he can actually float hundreds of meters away on the water without using external forces!"
"Grandpa, you probably can't do this kind of magical technique, grandpa!"
The old man rolled his eyes and said, "Do you think our family is good at light skills?"
Zhi Tsinghua smiled, indeed!
"So... what did grandpa see?"
"Did you see the history?"
The old man frowned and then shook his head: "I can't see it very well, and... this person seems to be practicing miscellaneous skills. The movements of his turn around later, look, here... are like the Kung Fu from the Northern Swallow Gate!"
"But... he floated across the water in front of him, and it smelled like a reed crossing the river!"
To be continued...