The small group of colorless, thin liquid that was full of biological enzymes crossed in front of the two people, forming an inconspicuous parabola.

The distance was too close, and even the sound was pitiful. The moment he entered the water, the water in the basin only rippled slightly, and soon became so clear and transparent under Jansen's eyes that he could tell it was extraordinary at a glance.

Jensen was trembling all over. For a moment, he felt that money was not that tempting anymore.

His throat rolled up and down, and he looked at the mermaid's beautiful face. At this moment, he couldn't help turning his back and retching desperately.

——This is simply a humiliation to him!

He, the overbearing president, Jenson!

I have never encountered anything like this in my whole life!

Who dares!

damn it……

Before this resentment left, he saw the clear green eyes full of worry, as if she was aware of his discomfort. At this moment, the mermaid came over, frowned at his painful expression, and quickly made a decision——

She stretched out her onion-like jade fingers, quickly and firmly grasped President Jenson's cheek, and grabbed the basin with her other hand——

"Eaaah!"

She shouted, as if she was worried for the other party, with a girlish feeling that made her cry.

And in the midst of this touching emotion, CEO Jenson was finally swallowed by the water that had just formed under his nose.

Stainless steel dish basin.

A whole basin.

…

"Pfft hahahahaha——"

The first class in the morning was the most hypnotic meditation. Chen Siyu endured it again and again. Even though she decided to study hard, she still couldn't hold it back and opened the 2005 year-end special issue of "Youth"——

"A Pricey Engagement: The CEO's Mute Wife"

Author:Xiao Bailian

To be honest, Chen Siyu was mentally prepared when she read extracurricular books in class. For example, if this book "The Sky-high Price Engagement" is as heart-wrenching as the last "The Domineering President", then she has done some basic expression management.

of--

After all, you can't be too direct when trying to catch fish, right?

But I never expected that this "Little White Lotus" would be such a bitch!

From the first paragraph, Chen Siyu struggled to hold back his smile - after all, in the thinking class, the content was exactly what was taught in the textbook. It was impossible for someone who took the class seriously to smile like that, right?

Chen Siyu swore that before reading the last paragraph, she really planned to respect the teacher.

but--

"Hahahahaha——"

"Pfft...oooooooooo hahaha..."

They all read novels during class. The students in the class progressed very quickly, and the difference was only one paragraph or two——

But the last two paragraphs of this special issue are both hilarious!

For a moment, I didn’t know who started it. Everyone was trying their best to hold back their laughter, and then they couldn’t help it anymore.

Teacher Si Xiu, who was in his thirties or forties, was left standing on the stage, with confused eyes and thinning hair, full of disappointment in this impetuous society.

But he is a university teacher after all.

He is also free and easy.

At this moment, I put down the textbook and said: "Oh, I almost fell asleep... your laughter is too exaggerated."

When the students saw that the teacher had noticed, their faces were burning. At this moment, they quickly looked at their noses, noses and hearts, pretending to be listening attentively.

Teacher Sixiu waved his hand: "It's okay, just don't listen if you don't want to hear it - look at how you are all smiling, I don't believe you can put your heart into this book - just write a two thousand word paper.

Bar."

He also put the textbook that almost hypnotized him on the table very freely: "The theme is-discussing the changes in people's thinking caused by changes in the social environment."

classmates:……

Since the black-hearted Lao Wang has been assigning papers frequently recently, they always feel that writing papers now is like the teacher handing out papers in the senior year of high school——

One at a time, one at a time.

To be honest, isn't this kind of high-intensity homework only done a handful of times in a semester?

But as the saying goes, if you have too many debts, you don’t have to worry about it. If you have too many lice, you don’t need to itch. Just write.

Everyone sighed, having been numbed by school.

"correct."

The teacher with thinning hair pushed up his glasses on the stage: "Who is Chen Siyu?"

Chen Siyu:???

She stood up nervously - she must have laughed too loud just now!

The teacher smiled at her: "I heard from your instructor that you have a lot of magazines in your hands. What are you guys reading and laughing so happily at the moment? Give me one too."

As he said this, he touched his pocket and actually found 5 yuan.

Chen Siyu:......

This can be said to be a milestone in her life——

I sold extracurricular magazines to my teacher.

real man.

…

Chen Siyu became famous for five yuan.

Five yuan can’t buy a marketing package, trending headlines, or traffic promotion——

However, at this moment, I have really bought the popularity of the school forum.

look!

It's on the first list, with a little flame symbol at the back!

It's her, it's her, it's her!

"Shocking! A female college student actually did this to her teacher in class..."

Bai Shanshan looked at this post and was laughing so hard that she couldn't stop at all - she had laughed several times in bed with earthquake-level tremors over Ding Wei's book. At this moment, the forum was her source of happiness!

She is too exaggerated.

Ding Wei also came over to take a look, and couldn't help but pay more attention to the title——

"By the way, who posted all the posts on our forum?"

Bai Shanshan did some research and said: "I don't know anything else, but this post must have been sent by our class. Who else besides the people in our class can have first-hand on-site information so quickly?"

Ding Wei was thoughtful——

"You don't have to worry about this classmate's future."

It has the air of a clickbait from the inside out, and the title is its own topic.

The future will either be a failure or a great one, or it will shock everyone.

The future is promising and the future is promising.

Bai Shanshan:???

She also laughed: "Yeah, I also think this title is very eye-catching. Weiwei, I think writing it like this is more attractive than those third parties like mother-in-law, sister-in-law, daughter-in-law, etc. on the Haijiao Forum!"

Ding Wei shook her head and said seriously: "Nonsense, it's all very attractive."

…

Some people want to keep a low profile, while others are not afraid of becoming famous at a young age.

At the very least, Ding Wei looked at everyone in the dormitory, including herself, with no fear.

Chen Siyu is constantly sending QQ messages at the moment——

The guys got her QQ account from nowhere. After becoming famous in the forum, the whole school is about to become her hypermarket - just during lunch, the dozens of universal chargers she stocked were almost sold out.

.

When she finally returned to her dormitory, Chen Siyu thought: "No wonder CCTV's advertising fees are so expensive - it's so useful!"

This incident also inspired her:

"Oh, I was so stupid before that I didn't even think of advertising more in QQ space when I posted blog posts..."

At this moment, she was fiddling with her mobile phone, looking like the originator of Q-business.
To be continued...