Bridge bean sack!

Looking at the hateful plaid shirt in front of her, He Huai never wanted to see any plaid again! At this moment, even the plaid lines splicing LED screens on the buildings in the distance made her feel unbearable!

She barely swallowed a mouthful of sad tears mixed with old blood.

——Is this what entrepreneurs often say, is everything difficult at the beginning?

If it is the slang term that aunts often say, it is difficult to kick the head.

He Huai thought to himself: Everything is difficult at the beginning, it’s nothing at all. What’s wrong with a programmer? Who stipulates that a programmer cannot have a partner?

She rekinds her confidence.

——At this time, she had been a human being for a short time, and I don’t know that there was a toxic follow-up to the previous sentence—

Everything is difficult at the beginning.

Then it is difficult to get the middle and the ending is difficult to get the ending.

(╯□╰)

But at this moment, she was still full of strength. Facing the young programmer with messy hair and small belly, she pushed He Han and He Zhang into front of him without hesitation.

"Look, are they both cute?"

Programmer:…???

He lowered his head and held his glasses, and looked at the two children in front of him seriously. Their skin was tender and white, their arms were exposed as white as lotus nodes, their chubby calves looked elastic, and their particularly crystal clear and spiritual eyes were also looking at him in surprise at this moment...

The programmer nodded sincerely and said, "Cute!"

He Huai clapped his hands: "If you find a partner, you will have such a cute child in the future!"

Programmer:...

After a moment of mist, the programmer shook his head frantically: "No, no, no, no, no!!!"

"Naked kids are all devils, they only look cute for a short time, but in fact they can pick the keyboard and grab the computer to eat chicken and become kings - with children, I can't be with the code anymore, don't want it!"

The strong resistance at this moment made him shake his head faster than the head-shaking girl in the bar, and the sadness in his expression was even more visible to the naked eye!

He Huai:...

He Huai was angry!

——She gave up a large area of ​​ghost grassland and what quality customer she brought to herself is like this bear?!

ah--

ah--

ah--

So angry!

(There should be groundhog roaring here)

She simply came out of the big locust tree directly, and now she stood in front of the programmer with her hips on her hips like a compass: "No, you must have a partner today!"

"Mother……"

He Han carefully pulled the corner of her clothes—

"Your speech is wrong... For such a soft and unstable otaku client, it is useless to use provocation. The third method of speech, do you remember?"

He Huai:...

He Huai calmed down and thought about it seriously.

After a long time, she smiled gently again, carefully smoothed the wrinkles on the collar for the programmer, and said with a smile:

"Young man, your mind is not good!"

"You are a programmer, right? You only know how to spend online shopping every day, right? But the underworld does not support express delivery business. Do you have no place to spend your money?"

"At this time, if you have a girlfriend, she will spend it for you and take you out for a candlelight dinner and enjoy it..."

Halfway through the lines on the clothes, I saw the grids with lines coming out of them, so I changed the saying -

"She can buy you the latest keyboard, give you dirty keyboard masks, and she can compare the monitors you like, so you don't need to use your brain to buy things... Isn't this kind of life good?"

The programmer blinked and his expression was confused:...yes, is it?

"Yes!"

He Huai struck while the iron was hot: "At that time, she will do everything you want for you, and you don't have to worry about spending money - how good this day!"

"You only need to pay a little deposit and apply for a membership card. Within a certain period of time, the female ghost you want will come to you! How about it, isn't this wonderful?"

The programmer is ready to move.

He Huai looked at him earnestly.

But after a while, the programmer came to his senses and suddenly asked, "How much is the deposit? How to pay it?"

There is a chance!

He Huai was overjoyed.

But she is an honest locust tree: "Originally, the entry requirement for the junior membership card was to recharge 199, but your profession was too unpleasant, so in order to pick a suitable female ghost to go on a blind date with you as soon as possible, our membership card needs to be upgraded to a 599 silver card!"

"Oh, since our business scope spans the underworld and the human world, we don't charge Tianditong - that is, we don't want the currency from Tiandi Bank!"

Seeing that the programmer's face looked a little bad, He Han and He Zhang hugged one of his thighs alone—

"God Tree has exclusively opened up the ghost path and gave members three free dream-sending opportunities worth 6,000 yuan, and you can communicate with your family in person!"

"Member fee is only supported by RMB for the time being, no foreign currency is charged. You can accept credit cards, Alipay and WeChat. You can also receive red envelopes when scanning the code!"

"Think about it, a free dream-sending worth 6,000 yuan is given away. When you meet in a dream, you can communicate with your family as much as possible. New computers, new keyboards, burn paper... you can all bring it up!"

"Even the down payment of Izukayama can make the family burn a set!"

"By this alone, you must have a girlfriend!"

The programmer's face changed several times, and finally raised his hand tremblingly and unbuttoned the top button of the plaid shirt.

"What are you doing?"

He Huai glared at his eyes, and he was very upright: "I don't accept the unspoken rules! You are not the type I love!"

He Han and He Zhang suddenly let go of their thighs and hid behind He Huai. At this moment, he looked at him as if he was looking at a pervert—

"It's so direct!"

"Tsk tsk tsk!"

The two little ones were communicating.

The programmer's hands were stiff.

After a while, he slowly lifted his shirt up-

"Sir, I want to say that I'd better not have a partner. After all,... I don't have enough money for me to spend alone. Isn't it even less?"

He Huai said incredibly: "You are an otaku, where are you spending money?"

The programmer pointed to the white T-shirt hidden under the plaid shirt, and a cute girl in a double-ponytail maid outfit on her head—

"I am a programmer, but I love the second dimension too!"

"I have to keep my money to buy figures and buy all kinds of clothes for my princess and maids... Where can I get money?"

He said while talking, "You don't know how expensive it is to wear tea party products for loli now--the ones with gemstones cost 20,000 yuan a set!"

He said, suddenly sadness came from it—

"The most hateful thing is that the same model cannot be bought if it is not updated in the underworld..."

He Huai:...

He Han and He Zhang:...

…………

…………

In the end, the programmer agreed to upgrade the silver card.

He sobbed and said, "I owe you first. Can Lord Guishu arrange to have a dream tonight? When I died, my mother didn't burn many out-of-print figures in the study..."
Chapter completed!