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Come over here, I have something to tell you(1/2)

"Ba~"

"Haha, it's just a dream to catch this immortal!" The old man with long white hair and a "oil" on his forehead, put his hands on his waist, laughed arrogantly, and said, "It's still a long way to go!"

However, just finished speaking...

"I don't know if it's far, but..."

Suddenly a faint voice sounded...

"You knocked over my ice cream, should you pay for it?"

"What? Ice cream? Is it overturned?" Jiraiya heard it and quickly lowered his head, looked at the sticky and colorful liquid stained on his red coat, and then looked at the blond girl with an unhappy face in front of him, stunned for a moment, wiped the cold sweat on her forehead, [Why is this girl here?] Then, he changed into a serious expression and said, "Hmph, you actually dare to dirty the clothes of this toad immortal. You are very bold, little girl!"

When he saw the girl in front of him raising her eyelids and wanted to say something, Jiraiya quickly spoke again, "This time I will not be skeptical about a little girl like you, be grateful!"

I turned around casually and was about to leave quickly...

"If you dare to run away, I will shout for help!" The blonde girl held her hands, her eyes rolled, and she said with an interesting smile, "Looking at your appearance, you should be chased. If I shouted now, would they come over immediately? Old Man Jiraiya?!"

Still pretending not to know me and want to run away?

Stop dreaming!

Take a deep breath, open your mouth...

"save……"

"No!" Jiraiya quickly turned around, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, looked around carefully, and said to the blonde girl in front of him, "Naruko, I really have no money on me this time, just surround me!" His face turned up, "I am the toad immortal, will definitely repay your great kindness!"

Why did you so unfortunately meet this little witch?

【Damn it! Shouldn’t she be in class now?】

"I skipped class!" Naruko narrowed her eyes and said with her lips slightly raised, "Why do you want to go to the college to complain to me?"

[How do you know?] Jiraiya was silent for a moment, yelled, glanced open, looked up at the sky, and said, "The weather is so good today! You should skip classes! It's good to skip classes! It's good to skip classes!"

“…”

Are you crazy?

Naruko looked at Jiraiya, who was talking nonsense in front of her with a speechless face, and said angrily, "I have passed the training today, so I'll finish school early, forget it, I won't say that!" With a smirk on her face, she looked at Jiraiya in front of her, "I'm so panicked, why are you doing bad things?" Then, she seemed to think of something and showed a contemptuous look, "Did you go to the places that Sister Tsunade said again? It's so disgusting?!"

"Hey, how do you talk? Are girls so precocious nowadays?" Jiraiya heard Naruto's words and said stubbornly with anger, "I'm using materials. Do I understand materials? I'm doing serious things! And... I didn't go there at all this time, okay? Why do you insult people's innocence for no reason?"

"Haha, a third-rate writer who also writes some messy things, what can I use to draw on?"

"What does third-rate flop mean? Do you know that I am a popular and popular writer in the ninja world now? And... how do you know what I wrote?" Jiraiya just finished saying this and became silent again. Looking at Naruto, who was swaying in front of him, he continued to look up at the sky and murmured, "The weather is so good today!"

What's this called?

Unexpectedly, my toad fairy was threatened by a little girl?!

Sighing with a decadent look on his face...

"Hey~, if nothing happens, I will leave first!"

Turning around, still just as I was about to leave...

"Stop!!!" Naruko shouted loudly, "My ice cream, pay for it quickly!"

"...How much?" Jiraiya glanced at the ice cream cone that was hit on the ground. After thinking about it, he would just pay for it, otherwise...

I guess he can't live without it!

"This is the special anniversary version released by the Shui Wuyue clan today. There are only one thousand. I queued up to buy it." Naruto looked at the ice cream on the ground, shook his head in regret and disappointment, then immediately raised his head with a cheap expression on his face and said, "The original price is 10,000 yuan, plus the luck fee and the commemorative version cannot be purchased. It seems that everyone is so familiar with it, I will give you a discount!"

"How much?"

"Hundreds of thousands!!!"

“???”

This is blackmail!

Jiraiya looked speechlessly at Naruto who was waiting for him to give money, [How did the school teach? He would blackmail and threaten at a young age?]

What else can he do?

What else can he do now?

Only...

Accepted!!!

It’s okay not to admit it!

This girl is about to call someone!

He shook his hair casually, whispered, and said, "Okay, I don't have money now. If I'm late, I'll guarantee that I'll send it to you, so goodbye!"

"Stop!" Naruko looked at Jiraiya with contempt, and said with disdain, "When will you have money? Okay, stop pretending, you don't even have 100,000 silver taels, why are you talking about a popular and best-selling writer? Bragging!"

“…”

The girl now really hates it!

Jiraiya was so angry that he jumped, but...

What she said is indeed correct!

He sighed helplessly and said, "What the hell do you want to do?"

He really has no money now!

"What are you doing?" Naruko's eyes rolled, and she said with an interesting expression, "How about Tsunade's sister returning to the Kingdom of Fire this time?"

Showing a bad smile...

"Old man Jiraiya, what's wrong with you now?"

"What's wrong? Nothing is wrong!" Jiraiya frowned and scratched his head, murmured, "Tsunade just punched me a few more times like before! I'm used to it~"

"You might have been discovered by Tsunade's sister in that kind of place again!"

"How do you know...ah, no, absolutely not!" Jiraiya came to her senses and said with anger, "And why do you call Tsunade the old woman called her sister and I call me uncle? Can't you also call Brother Jiraiya?"

"......Disgusting~, it's so disgusting!" Naruto was silent for a moment, shivered, stuck out his tongue, and said, "I will tell Tsunade sister that you said she is an old woman!"

“…”

The girl now is really annoying!

Jiraiya looked at Naruko in front of him speechlessly, sighed, raised her head at the forty-five degrees, and said, "If nothing is wrong, I will leave!"

Just finished speaking...

"Teacher Jiraiya, you may not be able to leave now!"

A helpless voice suddenly came from behind...

"Brother Zhishui?"

"Shut water?!"

"Naruko, good afternoon~" The young black-haired man nodded at Naruko with a smile, and then, looking at Jiraiya, still in a helpless tone, "If I hadn't heard the movement here, you might have been run away by Teacher Jiraiya~"

Shaking his head with emotion...

"I really deserve to be Teacher Jiraiya!"

“…”

Are you praising me?

Jiraiya glared at Naruto, [It's all your fault!], and looked at Shishui speechlessly, sighed, and said, "Shishui, I didn't mean it this time. Who knew that the road to the Uzumaki Expressway suddenly changed lanes? And I just went against the road. Didn't nothing happen? The car has been towed away by you. If you have a ticket, I really have no money now. Don't worry, I will definitely deal with it when the time comes!"

Can you let me go now?

The popular best-selling writer was arrested against the trend, which is really [popular]!

I didn't mean it!

"This... I received a notice after you suddenly escaped, so I caught up with you!" Zhishui scratched his head, and then said seriously, "It's wrong to get a hit-and-run!"

"I know I'm wrong~, can you let me go? I will definitely deal with it tomorrow!"

"Hey..., maybe not!"

"Why?" Jiraiya was stunned and said, "I really don't lie to you. I will definitely go tomorrow!"

"No, it's just that..." Zhishui glanced at her embarrassedly and said, "Because of investigation, I met someone on the road and he wanted to see you~"

"who?"

Just said it...

"It's me!!!"

Suddenly, a figure appeared beside Zhishui...

The young man with red eyes and iron forehead-protecting style on his face, holding his hands, looking at Jiraiya in front of him, and said lightly, "Are you the bastard that Tsunade curses all day long?"

“???”
To be continued...
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