Chapter 2587 want to cry but no tears(1/2)
"Hey, I'm the one who went to the line in front, I'll give in. Be careful of being hit and broken by me."
Suddenly, this sound came from behind everyone.
The father and son who were in the army, together with everyone, looked behind him.
Sure enough, when I saw this moment, two figures squeezed out the crowd and came towards the wooden bridge.
These two figures seemed to be without a visitor at all. They looked around leisurely, and they were still stuttering sounds, sighing at the surrounding scenery.
To be precise, it was the person who was leading the way in front, and a woman following behind looked at the man in front with admiration. In his breathtaking eyes, there was no other person except that man.
Seeing the two walking like this, He Mao, Liuxing, and his son, were about to get on the bridge, both showed anger on their faces.
As a great Onmyoji, He Mao Feng didn't have to give anyone any face, so he snorted coldly: "Things that hide their heads and tails, please say the words just now again. Let's see if I will spare you?"
That's right, following He Mao's popular gaze, everyone saw that the couple suddenly appeared, as if no one was around, were all wearing masks.
The most exaggerated thing is that the masks of the two seem to be specially customized.
The mask on the man's face was extremely simple and crude, and there was a sentence written.
"The world's most beautiful man!"
At this moment, the venue included the witches in charge of reception, foxes, or faceless people, and they felt a toothache.
Too shameless!
Too shameless!
Since this sentence is on the man's mask, there is no doubt about the words on the other woman's mask.
That's right, it's just that it says: The world's number one beauty.
As long as you are not blind, you can see that these two are a pair.
Moreover, after walking along the way, they were only a dozen feet short, and the two of them began to sprinkle dog food unscrupulously.
Very much, very much dog food!
How much more?
It is enough to fill the field, whether it is human or demon, everyone's mouths.
"Mr., this place is so beautiful."
"I've said it a long time ago. After all, it's a goddess who holds a party, so it won't be shabby."
"Yeah, my husband is always right."
"Then will you always admire your husband?"
"Yeah, of course."
If it weren't for Li Shaoyang and Jade Girl, they all had that extraordinary aura, I'm afraid that all the humans and demons in the field would have started to vomit.
These two people are really disgusting.
It was completely ignored that most of the humans and demons in the field were absolutely single dogs.
Every sweet conversation between them is a critical hit to death for them.
At this moment, how many people want to jump out and shout: "Stop talking, disgusting dogs, men and women."
Unfortunately, most of the people were captured by the aura of Li Shaoyang and the Jade Girl, and no one could speak for a while.
This is no wonder. Whether it is Li Shaoyang or Jade Girl, although neither of them deliberately did anything, their aura was really terrifying.
Needless to say, Li Shaoyang is now the Jade Girl who has been reshaped by Li Shaoyang and restored the body of the gods. The bloodline power derived from the Nine-tailed Demon Fox clan is enough to crush all the demons in the field.
Among the demons, the bloodline is so real and so terrible.
Fortunately, it's not all waste.
For example, in front of the wooden bridge, He Mao popular father and son are the most powerful Onmyoji among humans.
Especially He Mao Pop himself, as the former leader of Onmyoji, he practiced the so-called super classic fantasy Guanyin method, a perfect boss template. How could someone use his breath to suppress it so much that he didn't even dare to say anything.
In fact, he is working hard.
Before the wooden bridge, He Maofeng suddenly became like a big prawn just caught from boiling water, and his skin was red when exposed.
He was even more "hissing" and there were even heat coming from his head, and a terrifying, strange aura of demons and monsters surged out of his body, accompanied by it.
Even, there were roaring hideously.
Various black mists floated out, and monsters formed in the void, constantly struggling, as if they wanted to break free from some invisible bondage.
As for his son He Mao, who was standing beside him, he was not so powerful. He could only struggle hard but could not see any signs of being able to speak.
Seeing that He Mao was about to succeed in popularity, the phrase "dog man and woman" had even reached his mouth.
At this time, as long as you are not a fool, you can see it.
This man and woman who appeared inexplicably and still had a mask must have a huge origin. After all, no ordinary person can release such a terrible aura.
But despite this, He Mao Popular still had no intention of giving up.
His heart was roaring!
I can't lose!
I am the great Onmyoji!
I can't be suppressed so easily!
I must speak!
I want to scold this pair of dogs!
At this moment, He Mao was popular, and he felt like a protagonist who was against the will of heaven. If it weren't for his image, he wouldn't be that good.
"dog,"
As he watched, He Mao Feng was about to spit out the first word.
Li Shaoyang and the Jade Girl, wearing a shameless mask, also walked to the wooden bridge at this time.
The two of them were still leisurely and wandering, as if they regarded the humans and demons all over the place as transparent.
This is true, and Li Shaoyang and Yu Nu both thought they could not see them.
Even when Li Shaoyang walked past, he didn't even raise his hand to touch it. He just tilted his head and looked at He Maoguang slantedly, and then spoke to the jade girl beside him with regret.
His tone was even more regretful and he said, "Oh, the world is getting worse, what are you doing when you are in the army?"
"But it's a bit shameful. After being exposed by your husband, he was so ashamed. I didn't know that it was a big prawn that had just been taken out of the pot. It was just a plate of soy sauce and vinegar that could be served."
"Forget it, don't be too uncomfortable, isn't it just embarrassment? Isn't it just moral corruption? What's the big deal? As long as you cover your old face when you go out, others will definitely not know who you are."
Puff!
"Hey, why did you vomit blood as you said?"
"Wow, do you want to blackmail me? Hi, I just started to blackmail you because I was a little ashamed of praising you, and I really don't repent."
"Puff, puff"
"Hey, why did you vomit again? Warn you, no matter how much you vomit, it is useless. I haven't touched your body at all, you can't cheat me."
"Mr. Husband, let's go."
"What are you going? I'll educate this old man today. His moral character is really bad. Hey, little fairy, please don't pull me. OK, let's go, my husband is in a good mood today and doesn't have the same knowledge as this old man."
Puff!
In front of the wooden bridge, the humans and demons who were already in a state of stagnation were all dumbfounded.
Including the witches who are responsible for guarding and receiving, the Faceless Man, they are all stupid at this time.
They watched Li Shaoyang being pulled away by "helplessly", and then turned their heads and happened to see He Maofengxing spit out a mouthful of blood again.
"Father!"
When the heavy pressure disappeared, they heard the wailing from He Mao Gongying again.
Everyone shook their heads in a loud voice, all of them showed sympathetic eyes.
Most of the people who come to attend the banquet, whether humans or demons, are knowledgeable people.
But they have rarely seen it, and some people are really angry and vomiting blood.
Moreover, it was done in just a few words.
The most incredible thing is that the one who is so angry that he vomits blood is the most well-known Onmyoji Kamao on this land.
It should be noted that among the extraordinary humans, there are almost no living people with higher status than He Mao’s popularity.
If it is exchanged into the demon, it will probably be equivalent to a big demon like Jiutu Yishi's swallowing boy.
Such an existence was so angry that a young man in a mask vomited blood. No wonder, whether it was a human or a demon, he looked like he saw an incredible scene, and was stupid and let the couple cross the wooden bridge openly.
It was not until Li Shaoyang and the jade girl were about to walk away that the faceless person in charge of guarding the wooden bridge suddenly realized. Just as he was about to shout "Stop", he saw the man walking in front of him with the mask "The No. 1 Beauty in the World" raising his hand and two gorgeous invitations floated over.
"The invitation is real, but why don't there be a guest's name?"
To be continued...