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Chapter 1104 Leonard is going to commit suicide, lactose intolerance is evolution(2/3)

Sheldon shrugged: "Penny and you, if they really interpret the plot in the movie as you imagined, then Penny is also the one who takes the initiative.

It was her leaning forward and kissing you on his own initiative. You hesitate, then kissing back and biting her lip. She knew you wanted her and it was done..."

“…”

Leonard was regarded as the playful heroine in the movie by Sheldon, and was very ashamed that he couldn't help but stare at Sheldon with his eyes.

Sheldon raised his neck and bulged his eyes to look down at him, looking at him with a look of 'You dare to say that's not the case'.

“It’s all the same.”

After looking at each other for a few seconds, Leonard retreated as usual. After thinking about it, he grinned again.

No matter who takes the initiative or not, it is actually the same for him.

After all, he is an experimental physicist and knows the best about what Newton's third law is!

A few days later.

In the apartment, four otaku were sitting there, each wearing headphones, staring at their respective laptops, and using their hands to output. One game was full of enthusiasm.

Finally, Sheldon ran away with the Blade of Essinos without any mercy, and everyone died tragically.

"You betrayed us for a sword and wasted 97 hours of our fight together?"

Leonard looked at Sheldon incredibly: "Who are you, you?!"

"I'm a night elf thief, that's what I should do."

Sheldon said with confidence: "Have you ever read my character introduction?"

“…”

Everyone was speechless.

Just then, Penny's chuckle came from outside the door.

"I'll lose my companion."

At this moment, Leonard finally remembered that there was a goddess next door who was jealous and walked out the door.

"Don't forget the email."

Sheldon reminded him in time.

It’s not that he cares too much, but that he is obsessive-compulsive disorder.

“Yes, yes.”

Leonard walked out with the email from Penny who was intercepted for the Nth time. He was about to catch up with him as usual, but he looked up but saw Penny leaning against a handsome guy and making out.

Boom!

a bolt from the blue!

He was in a daze when what happened next.

He dares to say that if he had a little drink then, anyone's chance of succeeding to him would be overwhelming.

When he came to his senses, Adam, Sheldon, Howard, and Rajesh were sitting on the floor, and everyone looked at him with a persuasion meeting.

"Adam, why are you here?"

"A little bird tells me."

Adam smiled and said, "A good friend of mine is going to commit suicide. How can I not come?"

"Sheldon!"

Leonard immediately understood and then defended: "I don't!"

"Yeah?"

Sheldon pointed to the thing on the coffee table: "What is this? Did you buy it for yourself?"

"This is a cat snatching pillar..."

Leonard suddenly felt guilty, but looked at Adam and explained: "Sheldon misunderstood. Although I have asthma.

But there is a geneticist in San Diego who studies the family felines that have bred a super cute hypoallergenic kitten…I’m not committing suicide!”

"I know."

Adam nodded and smiled, "But it is undeniable that you have a tendency in this regard.

Otherwise, you will never immediately put the way to change your life state in such a dangerous direction after your relationship is frustrated.

No matter how low allergen is, there are still some.

You can't deny this, right?"

“…I have no emotional frustration.”

Leonard's mood was instantly depressed and he lowered his head to defend himself.

“Have you not been emotionally frustrated yet?”

Sheldon opened his eyes wide: "You first date Penny, thinking it was a romantic night.

But a few days later, I ran into Penny and the perfect handsome guy in your eyes intimately in the corridor.

Then you said you wanted to lower the standards, and once wanted Olivia Vigge, the nutritionist who was a bit lame and a little amblyopia in the cafeteria. I just said you have no chance.

The relationship was frustrated!”

"Then Sheldon suggested you go to Leslie Winkel."

Howard continued: "I really can't believe it was proposed by Sheldon.

After all, she is Sheldon's ultimate archenemy, if she and Leonard meet each other.

Wouldn't Sheldon face her every day in the future?"

“Because she is second on my blacklist, I noticed her shaving legs.

It's almost winter again recently, so she's making a hint that she can be an undescribable target."

Sheldon calmly said, "And I don't think she can be with Leonard."

So relax, even if it is done, I can kick Leonard out directly.”

"Please, can you kick me out now?"

Leonard mocked.

"Leslie didn't like you?"

Sheldon said straightforwardly.

“…”

Leonard's heart is so tight.

"Leonard went straight to the laboratory to find her and proposed to combine her expertise in neurochemistry to conduct a biological social exploration experiment.

AKA asked her out.

I have to say that I was sweating for Leonard.”

When Howard saw Adam looking at him, he couldn't help but cheer up and began to gossip: "You know that they are in the same laboratory, and there are too many hidden dangers here.

Trust me, when it comes to legal knowledge about mental harassment, I am self-taught and have a lot of practical experience…”

"This is not your kind of person who directly asks a female colleague to dance a big retreat for you. This is a normal date invitation!"

Leonard shouted.

"Ahem, in short, she not only understood immediately, but also asked Leonard how to do this exploration experiment.

Leonard talked about the common people's common routines, such as having dinner together, watching a movie, and then dingdong dingdong~”

Howard coughed lightly and continued: "Leslie directly proposed to evaluate whether the date was successful or not, based on the chemistry of kissing parting.

Heart rate, biochemical pheromone, etc.

So she suggested pretending that their date was going well, and then jump directly to the key variable part.

That is, it means going directly to the kiss before the date.

Then I gave Leonard a chewing gum directly and conducted the polite preparation session before the big show..."

Speaking of this, he couldn't help but sigh: "Leslie Winkel, what a wonderful woman!"

Adam glanced at him, and the curve of the corners of his mouth could not be controlled.

You can't control this amazing woman.

"What a wonderful woman!"

Sheldon couldn't hear his friend say the ultimate enemy, and complained: "It's just an annoying person, oh, forgot.

Even if she is an annoying person, she is also a PhD in physics.

If you were to go there, there wouldn't be even a chance to participate in the experiment."
To be continued...
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