Chapter 1111 Sheldon and House(2/3)
Adam was surprised.
He wanted to see what Sheldon's weird ideas were.
"First of all women like shiny things."
Sheldon carefully analyzed: "So they will definitely like luminous tampons."
"It is not necessarily true that ordinary people still prefer such private sanitary products as simple as possible."
Adam shook his head and said, "Is there any?"
"certainly."
Sheldon was not discouraged and continued: "Not only women will like it, but men will like it."
"You're wrong."
Adam glanced at Leonard and smiled, "Maybe some men like it, but definitely not most of it."
Emmm.
It is said that if a woman does not lose blood continuously every month and affects her state, then the world is still a matriarchal society and there is nothing to do with men.
Like monogamy.
This is actually a kind of protection for many men.
“…”
Leonard's mouth twitched.
Just say it, it depends on what I do.
"impossible."
Sheldon confidently said: “In my observation of Penny’s manic state, no man would refuse a luminous tampon.
Because this will give them a warning, it is clear at a glance when they will not provoke women."
"Are you sure you read the book I gave you?"
Adam reminded: "This is a tampon, not a sanitary napkin!"
“Is there any impact?”
Sheldon wondered: "It's just the difference between lines and surfaces."
“…”
Adam twitched his lips, thought for a while, and complained: "If you are from an island country, there is indeed no difference.
Even your idea might really be popular with action movies.
But you should go to the island country to find investment.
If you dislike it, you can also go to the San Fernando Valley next door.
I have no interest in money and can't afford to lose this person."
"What's so embarrassing about this?"
Sheldon still wants to get entangled.
"Enough!"
Adam interrupted, "The luminous tampon is here for it!"
"All right."
Seeing Adam's firm attitude, Sheldon, the seven executives in his mind, held a meeting quickly. He did not deny it again and again like denying Leonard, but agreed directly.
"Then let's talk about the investment and development of luminous fish now?"
"No luminous light!"
Adam shook his head: “I can’t hear the word luminous now!
Sheldon, haven’t I heard you were researching how to scramble eggs before?
I think you'd better continue to study that."
"yes."
Leonard echoed and mocked: "Didn't you say that it was not just your scrambled egg career, but also the scrambled egg career of all mankind?"
"no."
Sheldon shook his head: "Penny and I went to the supermarket.
I bought 8 brown eggs, white eggs, floor eggs, big eggs, larger eggs, and extra large eggs to do the experiment.
I found that it was a dead end, no matter how scrambled eggs were done, it would be like that.
The only gain is to know that Penny's weight is very closely related to her self-cognitive value.
And she likes to drink urine…”
"puff!"
Leonard is drinking water, rehydrating, and then squirting Sheldon in his best condition.
But when Sheldon suddenly spoke Penny's gossip, it directly saved the spiritual level, and the physical level was sprayed out first.
"Ahem, what? What did you say about Penny?"
"Penny likes to drink urine."
Sheldon said naturally: "This made me wonder if she had an indescribable intimacy with Rajesh and was infected with some special hobbies?"
"Shut up!"
Leonard shouted angrily: "You are not allowed to make random guesses, and I don't want to listen to your conclusions.
Now just tell me the phenomenon you see and draw conclusions!”
"When I went shopping with Penny like an ordinary person, I saw that she liked to buy vitamins and bought a lot of them."
Sheldon explained: "We all know that although taking vitamins has certain benefits, the amount of absorption of the body is limited.
The dosage that Penny bought is actually no different from buying a bunch of urine raw materials.”
"So you said Penny likes to drink urine?!!!"
Leonard breathed a sigh of relief and glared at Sheldon.
"Oh, that's not what I said."
Sheldon retorted: "This is what Penny said afterwards.
After I reminded her of this common sense, she said maybe that was her purpose.
I also thoughtfully suggested that she buy some manganese at the same time..."
"That's her irony!"
Leonard complained: "God, every time we say irony, we should give a sign with irony."
"You have, but Penny doesn't."
Sheldon said seriously: "If she had, she would naturally raise it. She didn't. Obviously she was not irritating.
Oh, by the way, another gain is the luminous tampon…”
"Don't mention luminous tampons!"
Adam and Leonard shouted in unison.
“Ok, ok.”
Sheldon raised his hand and signaled not to say more.
"I have a friend, Dr. Greg House."
Adam shook his head: "His position in the medical world is just like Sheldon, you are in the field of string theory research...."
"I'm the best!"
Sheldon corrected the way.
"Anyway, he is also a genius."
Adam did not bother with this issue and continued: “For various reasons, he had to leave his favorite job, and that period was very difficult.
Just like Sheldon, you.
He needs to find a new direction.
Like Sheldon, again.
His preferred choice is cooking.
But what is different from Sheldon is that just like learning his original professional medicine, he quickly practiced his cooking skills from scratch.
It didn't take long for the food he made was beyond the reach of those professional chefs.
To be continued...