Chapter 42 Maoshan Taoism
Chapter 42 Maoshan Taoist Technique
Su Rong called his father Su Taoyi and told him about Xue Xiaobao going to school. Su Taoyi agreed without hesitation and sent someone to the school to discuss with the leader.
Su Rong was handed over to the principal's office and filled out the application form on behalf of Xue Xiaobao. It was a form, and it didn't matter whether Xue Xiaobao was present. The school stamped the form and agreed to Xue Xiaobao's admission application. She became an attendant. Su Rong took the form and found the director of the medical department and briefly explained the situation to the director. Before leaving, she left an envelope.
The director enthusiastically sent Su Rong out of the office. The envelope was not filled with letters, but 10,000 yuan. Everything has procedures, and everything must be done well.
Xue Xiaobao was busy at home, tearing his clothes and messing his hair. He planned to stay up late today and not sleep just to make some sluts.
After everything was done, he looked at the mirror like a sculpture, practicing hesitant eyes. Until his tears flowed, his redness, swollenness and pain were so red, he really couldn't open his eyes, and then he gave up on practice.
After Xiao Lian, Chen Xin, Lin Baobao and Su Rong came back, they saw Xue Xiaobao lying on the sofa like a beggar, with tears still remaining in the corners of their eyes.
The four of them were shocked and looked at each other in confusion, thinking: Could it be that there is a robber at home? Xue Xiaobao was no match for being beaten and cried.
Su Rong said with concern: "Xiaobao, are you injured? I'll take you to the hospital."
Xiao Lian said: "Yes, Xiaobao, hurry up and tell us what happened?"
Lin Baobao said: "I'll call the police. It must be a robber with high martial arts skills that injured Xiaobao."
Chen Xin shook her head and said, "No, there is no robber at home. Look, the things at home are not damaged, everything is still the same, but why did he make himself like this?"
Xue Xiaobao didn't dare to tell the truth to them. If they knew that they were making this happen to pick up girls, then they wouldn't have a big fuss.
"Xiaobao, you're saying something." Chen Xin was so angry when she saw him looking leisurely.
Xue Xiaobao moved his eyelids slightly and said lazily: "Nothing happened. It makes sense for me to do this. Don't ask."
"Neuropathy!"
"Silly Pig!"
Xiao Lian and Chen Xin cursed angrily and walked towards the second floor.
Su Rong said: "Brother Xiaobao, the school has agreed and you can go to school tomorrow."
"Oh, is it the medical department?"
"Yes."
"That's great. I'll treat you to beef noodles tonight." Xue Xiaobao said happily.
Su Rong sighed powerlessly and ignored him. Only Lin Baobao was unwilling to leave.
Everyone left, Lin Baobao mysteriously came to Xue Xiaobao and whispered: "Xiaobao, are you going to perform some witchcraft when you dress like this? You tell the baby that the baby will never tell others."
Xue Xiaobao turned his head and looked at her, but saw her nodding solemnly, with an expression on her face unquestionable.
Xue Xiaobao frowned slightly, and thought to himself that it was rare. If he tricked her... he made up his mind and said seriously: "Why should I tell you, it's not good?"
"You...humph! The baby was helping you last time you had an accident. You ungrateful bad guy, the baby ignored you." Lin Baobao was so angry that he wanted to get up and leave.
Xue Xiaobao grabbed her arm, looked around in a despicable way, and said mysteriously: "Have you heard of Maoshan Taoism?"
When Lin Baobao heard this, he felt energetic and nodded quickly and said, "I have heard of it, that's amazing."
Xue Xiaobao said: "Then do you know how to use Taoism?"
Lin Baobao looked regretful, pouted his mouth, shook his head and said, "I just heard that no one taught me at all, can you?"
When Xue Xiaobao saw Yu'er taking the bait, he endured his joy. He pretended to be unfathomable on his face and said in a low voice: "The master usually knows a little Taoist technique, but he is not proficient."
"What is Tu Master?" Lin Baobao asked thoughtfully with his head tilted.
"It's the cemetery robber."
"Wow! Are you a tomb robber?"
"No, I am a Tushima."
"It's not a tomb robber."
"Please remove the word thief."
"oh!"
Next, Xue Xiaobao told the story half-true and half-false, saying that there was a Taoist priest in their village who liked Xue Xiaobao very much and had taught him some Taoist techniques many times. Of course, Xue Xiaobao was still young at that time and didn't understand it at all. He originally thought it was a trick, but he thought it was very fun, so he learned it with the old Taoist for a while.
Basically simple Taoist techniques are good, good times don’t last long, and children like to show off their hearts and natures. Mr. Xue learned about Xue Xiaobao’s practice of Taoist magic. That night, Mr. Xue ran up the mountain to find the old Taoist to argue, threatening to kill him.
In fact, the old Taoist and Mr. Xue have been in love for more than 30 years. The two have done a lot of bad things together. One is skilled in martial arts and the other is proficient in the supreme Taoism. When the two get together, they can be said to be "human, god, ghost" and kill each other. There are often some incredible things in the ancient tombs. The sayings of ghosts and gods have been circulated all over the world. Some say they are superstitious, while others believe them deeply.
As the saying goes: Don’t be afraid of ghosts, and don’t be afraid of ghosts.
Having said that, the world is so big that there are so many strange things that people who have never met will naturally not believe it. Mr. Xue relies on his skills to make a living. How can he not meet ghosts if he walks too much at night?
Mr. Xue got angry and waited until he got angry, he told the old Taoist what he thought.
The old Taoist also knew that he was old and had no children, and he didn't even have a pension to send someone to the end of his life. Although he had a lot of money, it was always a great regret in his life without descendants.
People who learn Maoshan Taoism generally have no descendants. There are different opinions about such people without descendants. Some people say that they have long-term medicines, and most of them have extremely poisonous, which leads to no descendants. Some people say that they peek at the secrets of heaven and are companions with gods and ghosts, so they are punished by God.
There are many different rumors in the world, but why? Only those who study Taoism know it themselves.
The old Taoist did not want to bury what he had learned throughout his life into the ground with him. He wanted to find an heir and an apprentice. He originally wanted to accept Xue Xiaobao as his apprentice, and the rich water did not flow into the outsiders' fields. But the old guy Xue Batian strongly opposed it. In the end, the old Taoist agreed and was not teaching Xue Xiaobao any magic. From then on, he went down the mountain to travel, and Xue Xiaobao had never seen the old Taoist.
Xue Xiaobao had long forgotten all the magic he learned from the old Taoist in his early years. Today, in order to deceive Loli, he could barely remember a little.
In order to perform for Lin Baobao, Xue Xiaobao proposed the condition that he had to go to her room, because such a thing was not easy for outsiders to know. Lin Baobao was so excited that he almost couldn't find Bei, so he agreed without any hesitation. She pulled Xue Xiaobao upstairs, and the two of them came to the room lightly.
Xue Xiaobao asked cautiously: "Baby, is this house soundproof?"
"Well, sound insulation. Even if you cast spells, they can't hear it." Lin Baobao said excitedly with a flash of light in his eyes.
When Xue Xiaobao heard this, he was secretly happy and decided that Lin Baobao could not escape his Wuzhi Mountain.
There are usually only two consequences of bringing a wolf into the house next time, either killing the wolf or being eaten by the wolf. If you say that the "little white rabbit" invites the "big bad wolf" into the house, then the consequences needless to say.
"Five ghosts move mountains." Xue Xiaobao said seriously.
"Wow! Sounds amazing." Lin Baobao danced excitedly, his face flushed, his eyes were blushing, and his chest was beating violently, causing Xue Xiaobao to swallow several saliva. At the same time, he thought to himself: Don't be anxious, keep calm, she is mine... Lin Baobao is obsessed with witchcraft and bought a lot of strange things, including the most basic yellow talisman paper, cinnabar, medicinal materials, and a lot of things.
Xue Xiaobao arranged useful items, but there was no rooster blood, which was trouble now. When he used the "Five Ghosts Movement Technique", he had to use rooster blood and cinnabar to draw talismans together. Because roosters ward off evil spirits, the hen's yin energy was too heavy and it was not good. Therefore, Taoist priests used rooster blood to draw talismans to be effective.
The "Five Ghosts Mountain Moving Technique" is usually used to carry too large items. According to folk notes, there were once a mage with high magic power that could move the entire mountain after using it. If its magic is used on a person, it can tie the person's hands and feet so that it cannot move. Xue Xiaobao imagines that there is this way to subdue Lin Baobao and then do whatever he wants. If he knocked him out with force, Lin Baobao would not be able to enjoy his destruction.
Without chicken blood, drawing talismans, which made Xue Xiaobao so anxious. In order to witness the magical spell, Lin Baobao proposed to use his own blood, but Xue Xiaobao disagreed and hurried downstairs to buy a rooster.
Because of his sharp beggar outfit, he couldn't even stop a taxi, so he had to hike the vegetable market to buy a rooster. But he didn't expect that Lin Baobao could not control the joy in his heart, so he told Xiao Lian and others about it.
Xiao Lian, Chen Xin, and Su Rong were shocked when they heard this. Xue Xiaobao knew witchcraft. After thinking about it carefully, they shuddered. In addition to Lin Baobao, they were also immersed in joy and could not detect it. The three of them realized the dangers of their own situation.
The three of them taught Lin Baobao a lesson and educated him for a long time. Lin Baobao suddenly realized it, as if he had understood Xue Xiaobao's evil intentions, and immediately became scared and sweated. However, after thinking, in order to become a great witch, he was still unwilling to give up the opportunity to learn from Xue Xiaobao.
Although Lin Baobao agreed with their point of view, he still planned to see Xue Xiaobao's magic in his heart.
It is said that curiosity can kill cats, but they do not know that curiosity can also cause people to lose their virginity.
Chapter completed!