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626: Wei Ge saved his life by flirting with his sister (4.8K(2/3)

In addition to being active on defense, Wayne was also particularly active on the offensive end today.

Facing the Pistons' short center Mark Hill, who was less than two meters tall, Wayne repeatedly broke through the paint and tried to cause damage.

Maybe the Pistons think every short center is a big player.

Monroe's offense has actually always been very good. Except for his rookie season, he has been able to average double-digit points per game basically every year of his career.

But the reason why he has never been reused is because he is too defensive.

Wayne passed him. In the words of the on-site commentator: "My grandma can get up and go to the toilet and pass Monroe!"

Monroe couldn't stop him, and inside Mark Hill wasn't tall enough. The Pistons' defense was instantly dismantled.

After the first quarter of the game, Wayne scored 12 points in a single quarter and led the team to an 8-point lead.

But sitting on the bench, Wayne still looked sad.

Something's wrong!

Why doesn’t the whistle sound today!?

In the first quarter of the game, Wayne was so sudden that he only made two free throws.

There were several times when Mark Hill's defense was very rough, but the referee ignored it.

Logically speaking, it shouldn't be, although Wayne is not the kind of player who takes the initiative to look for whistles and does not rely on free throws to score points.

But you have to give the whistle that deserves it.

Besides, as a superstar, Wayne has his own superstar whistle. Most of the time, the whistle is directed towards him.

In the past, with today's sudden attack, Wayne would never have made only two free throws.

Look at it now, even players like Durant have superstar whistles, and making a big loop with the ball is a personal foul.

What level is Durant at now? People like him have superstar whistles, but Wayne's real physical fight just now doesn't?

There are many examples of superstars having their superstar whistles cancelled, but most of them are when a superstar has fallen out of his prime and the league no longer takes care of him.

But Wayne is now in his prime, so it would be a bit too much to be so strict.

At this moment, for some reason, Wayne suddenly remembered the braised egg.

Okay, so that's what you plan to do to me.

The scale of whistleblowing is definitely the best part of the league.

Because of the foul rule, it's not as clear-cut as other rules.

For example, if you shoot a three-pointer, even if you just step on the three-point line with your toe, the ball will count as two points.

For example, if you are out of bounds, even if your finger accidentally touches the outside of the bounds, it is still considered out of bounds.

These rules have clear standards.

But there is no such clear standard for fouls. Whether or not a penalty is awarded depends entirely on the referee.

For the same ball, a foul may or may not be called, but it makes sense whether it is called or not.

It's not as clear-cut as an out-of-bounds, specific scoring situation and person.

Generally speaking, superstars are more likely to win the referee's attention.

For superstars, not to mention being touched, even if they are not touched, they can often cause their opponents to foul.

And this situation became even more obvious after the joke came on stage.

Wayne doesn't know why he likes to do things like this that affect the flow of the game so much. Maybe it's because he commits too many fouls and has the opportunity to insert commercials.

In short, given Wayne's position, just a few shots should have been fouls.

Although Wayne doesn't rely on this, he can't be treated specially.

In the second quarter, Wayne was continuously attacking the basket.

When Durant could draw a circle and get fouled, when Harden Stone could get free throws just by being touched.

As the number one player in the league, Wayne may not get a whistle even if he is knocked down.

Unless it's something very extreme and obvious, the whistle won't sound easily.

Damn it, it’s a joke that this really canceled Wayne’s superstar whistle!

This is not a matter of two games in one game, but a complete relaxation of the scale of whistleblowing against Wayne.

Gradually, the entire league will understand that defending Wayne can be as rough as possible!

Joke, who was watching the game, was very satisfied with the referee's scale, which was neither too excessive nor too much, but would not give Wayne an advantage.

Don’t you like to play competitive basketball? This braised egg will let you play to your heart’s content!

After discovering that the referee's standards were so lax, Monroe and Mark Hill gradually became bolder.

At first, I only dared to hang out outside, but now I dare to start directly.

Two big pig hooves!

Wayne is also very energetic. The more you act like this, the more Wayne wants to win.

But if you keep fighting like this, you will inevitably get a little angry.

In the ninth minute of the second quarter, Wayne broke through Monroe and faced the still immature first-year Zhuang Shen who came on the bench and fell directly in the rough confrontation.

The basketball flew out of bounds and the referee finally blew the whistle.

But in the end, it was judged that Zhuang Shen was out of bounds, not a foul.

Wayne was simply convinced. This was a regular season that was set for the playoffs.

If I didn't have a body of steel, I wouldn't have been beaten while riding a horse.

Wayne then stood up and complained to the female referee: "Foul, foul, beauty!"

The referee showed no sign of weakness and asked loudly: "What foul? What foul? Where is the foul? Are you questioning my penalty?"

Wayne also knew how not to quarrel with women, because most of them were unreasonable, and there would be no results after a long quarrel.

In this regard, communication is not as good as that of male referees.

What should I do if I quarrel with a woman? Just press her against the wall and kiss her!

Of course, if Wayne did this, he would probably get divorced when he returned home.

So I can only think of other ways.

So, Wayne followed the referee's words and said: "fouling (falling) ih, you are so cute that you fouled me."

After speaking, he even blinked his eyes.

"Ah," the referee's sister suddenly blushed, her serious expression disappeared instantly, and she couldn't help laughing.

To be honest, if this sentence were said by someone with a crooked appearance, I would probably give him a thumbs up on the spot.

For example, if you ask Stephenson to go, this is called playing hooligan.

But when Wayne, a man with the best looks in the NBA, said something like this, he was very flirtatious.

It can be seen that whether you are a gangster does not depend on your behavior, but on your appearance.

One round later, when Drummond jumped up to intercept Wayne again, the referee did not hesitate and blew the whistle directly: "Offensive foul, Blazers No. 99 made two free throws!"

The female referee yelled righteously at the technical table.

Zhuang Shen was stunned. He didn't brag about anything worse than this before. What's going on?

Wayne looked at the young Zhuang Shen and said to him with a smile: "I'll give you a piece of advice, little brother, don't guess what a woman is thinking."

The funny guys sitting on the bench saw the whole process of Wei Ge flirting with the referee, and they praised Wei Ge for being so good!

After that, the whistles Wayne received returned to normal, and the Pistons no longer dared to foul without restraint.

Wayne then scored 33 points like a chopping machine. In the third quarter, the game fell into garbage time and he clocked out.

The joke is also confusing. Why are the punishment scales not uniform?

Why is this woman so tight at first and then becomes looser and looser later on?

What the hell did Wayne do!?

Of course, this guy who has been playing solo for more than ten years and is suspected of being gay is confused.

With the help of Wayne's terrifying strength and profound skills in seducing girls, the Trail Blazers finally easily defeated the Pistons, and Wayne also played a very beautiful comeback battle.

The winning streak at the beginning has reached the 14th game!

When being interviewed by reporters after the game, Wayne deliberately pointed at the camera: "Now that I'm back, no one can use any means to stop the Trail Blazers from moving towards greatness."

This statement seems to be meant for the opponent, but in fact it is meant as a joke.

Although Wayne relied on his flirting skills to save the day today, it was obvious that this trick could only be used occasionally.

In the following games, Wayne will face the dilemma of not giving whistles most of the time.

But so what? It doesn’t matter if there is no superstar whistle.
To be continued...
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