25. The big fist of the casserole
Luo Xiu returned to the dormitory with a box of cherries.
Li Shan's eyes lit up after seeing it, he stared at the box of cherries and swallowed his saliva.
The last time he showed this expression was three minutes ago, when a picture of a sexy beauty popped up on his computer. After three minutes, it was boring.
"Brother Xiu, let me wash the fruit for you!"
Li Shan rushed to wash the fruit so that he could eat it with peace of mind and not eat it in vain.
Yi Qingfei also came over in a hurry, picked up one with his green-white hands and put it into his mouth, narrowing his eyes with satisfaction.
Now he is working for Luo Xiu, and the boss's advantages are not in vain.
Only an introverted and honest person like Zhao Jianye was embarrassed to eat the expensive fruit of his roommates, but everyone was eating it, and he would look out of place if he didn't eat it.
So he hurriedly picked up a USB flash drive and said, "I forgot to return the USB flash drive to my friend. I'm going out for a while."
"It won't take long, just take it back after eating!"
Luo Xiu stopped him, "Teacher Su Qian asked me to bring back these cherries and distribute them to the classmates. There was only one box, and each person couldn't share a few. I didn't tell anyone else, so I took them all back to my family."
brother."
"Then I'll pay it back tomorrow!" Zhao Jianye sat down honestly.
Since it was the teacher who distributed the food to everyone, he was naturally not polite.
If Luo Xiu didn't call him, he probably would have had to wander outside by himself, waiting for everyone to finish eating before he had the nerve to come back.
Luo Xiu had been with him for four years before his rebirth and knew his character very well, so he told a little lie and asked him to eat together.
After a while, Li Shan realized something was wrong: "Why did Sister Qian suddenly buy everyone such expensive fruits? Each person can't get a few pieces. For the same money, it is better to buy some bananas and oranges."
"Brother Xiu, is this really the fruit sent by Sister Qian? Let me ask the girls if they sent it." Yi Qingfei also realized something was wrong.
"Okay, I'll tell the truth."
Seeing that the lie was about to be exposed, Luo Xiu had no choice but to say half-truthfully: "I just went to Sister Qian's apartment, and before I left, she forced me to take the fruit back to eat. She said it would replenish my health. Don't tell anyone!
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"Why are you going to Sister Qian's apartment this late at night?" Li Shan suddenly grasped the key point.
"Ah!" Luo Xiu pretended to be panicked, "Don't think too much, Sister Qian and I really didn't do anything."
"You said you didn't do anything?" Li Shan yelled, "Jianye, bring my smelly socks over here, I will torture you to extract a confession."
"I've done it, I've done it all."
Luo Xiu quickly raised his hands and surrendered. Li Shan's socks were comparable to the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty.
"No, you're recruiting too early. Someone comes and puts on the torture device."
"You are avenging a private vendetta." Luo Xiu refused.
"No, this is not a personal vendetta, this is the collective anger of the remaining 19 boys in the class." Li Shan raised his arms and shouted, "Everyone shout with me, kill Luo Gou and snatch Sister Qian!"
"Kill Luo Gou and snatch Sister Qian!"
"Kill Luo Gou and snatch Sister Qian!"
Yi Qingfei and Zhao Jianye responded to the call and pushed Luo Xiu down on the bed.
That night, miserable screams rang out from Building 303, Building 6.
The listener is sad and the listener sheds tears.
At the same time, Jay Chou's "Chrysanthemum Terrace" played in the dormitory next door.
chrysanthemum remains
Injured all over the ground
Your smile has turned yellow
Of course, all this only existed in Li Shan's fantasy. Because Yi Qingfei and Zhao Jianye temporarily turned against each other, it was Li Shan who was pinned to the bed, and it was Li Shan who screamed.
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The next day, the finals of the school entrepreneurship competition were finally about to begin, in the school auditorium.
Usually only graduation ceremonies, theatrical performances, large-scale lectures... important events are arranged in this auditorium, which also shows the importance the school attaches to this entrepreneurship competition.
Of course, the importance a school attaches to something is often inversely proportional to its students.
The more the school pays attention to something, the less interested students are. Don’t ask, asking is rebellious!
But the opinions of students are not important. As long as the school values it, then the seats in the auditorium must be full.
Therefore, except for a small number of voluntary participants, the remaining quotas were assigned to each class cadre, and then the class cadres "caught strong men."
Li Shan was first caught by squad leader Ye Xiaomeng. Although this woman's name sounds cute, she is actually not cute at all. Not only is she not cute, she is also very "fierce".
"Li Shan, you didn't go to the lectures in the past two weeks. It's your turn this time." Ye Xiaomeng grabbed Li Shan's arm.
"Sir, squad leader, it's not that I don't want to participate, it's really, really... it's not very convenient these two days."
Li Shan's eyes moved quickly, trying to think of a reason for himself.
"What? My uncle is here again?" Ye Xiaomeng was unmoved.
"No, it was the beasts in the dormitory who treated me...to me...woohoo!" Li Shan covered his face and cried.
"Stop pretending, all four of you in the dormitory have to go this time."
"Okay, if you can convince Luo Xiu to go, then I will go."
Li Shan kicked the ball to Luo Xiu.
"Okay, I will definitely be there on time."
Before Ye Xiaomeng started to torture, Luo Xiu agreed immediately.
"You kid betrayed our revolutionary friendship."
Li Shan originally thought that Luo Xiu would be able to find a way to deal with the squad leader, but he didn't expect that under the squad leader's power, he would just lie down without any resistance.
Wouldn't it be nice to watch some entrepreneurship competition? Wouldn't it be nice to play games in the dormitory? Wouldn't it be nice to go to the library and meet beautiful girls by chance? Why waste all this time?
He didn't know that Luo Xiu was one of the contestants and had to be there no matter what.
Not only did he go by himself, but he also required all part-time workers to be present so that they could see how his boss defeated his opponents one by one.
After the final list is finalized, all members of dormitory 303 on the boys side must be present. On the girls side, in addition to the monitor herself, Guan Shiyu also took the initiative to sign up.
The school requires students to enter the venue at 7 p.m., and the student union requires them to gather and sign in at 6:30, but the actual start time is 7:30.
Luo Xiu was more experienced and waited until the last minute to enter the venue and find his seat.
Li Shan saw Luo Xiu wearing a formal suit and couldn't help but said sarcastically: "This successful man, you should sit in the VIP seat. We commoners are sitting here for fear of getting your clothes dirty."
Luo Xiu waved his hand, "Looking at what you said, I occasionally have to go deep into the people, understand the people's sentiments, and enjoy themselves with the people."
"Luo Xiu, why are you dressed so handsomely today?" Guan Shiyu next to her also asked.
"Because I am sitting next to you today, and you are so beautiful. If I dress more handsomely, others will mistake us for being a couple, which will make some girls who are obsessed with me and want to do evil things give up their thoughts."
After Luo Xiu finished speaking, he turned to Ye Xiaomeng and asked: "Sir monitor, am I right?"
"Ugh, I'm not interested in you at all."
"I didn't tell you, why are you taking the position yourself?"
Chapter completed!