After four years of college students, they were forced to attend countless ceremonies and listen to different people on stage to give speeches.

They hate their leaders' speeches, but they have to participate.

If you are in a bad mood, you can skip classes, but you can't escape this kind of ceremony.

You can play with your mobile phone in class and you can drive away all kinds of things. At such ceremonies, teachers, class cadres, and students will patrol, which will force you to put away your mobile phone.

However, these are not difficult for contemporary college students. They quickly thought of a way to deal with it, that is, to leave the body.

They sat there dumbly, but in fact they were just their bodies, three souls and six spirits, only one strand remained in their bodies, and the rest had already wandered outside the sky.

Since there is only a wisp of residual soul in the body, there is no way to think too much, all the behaviors of the body can only follow and imitate the students around you. If someone around you applauds, they will applaud together.

Li Shan played a prank that year and joined forces with several boys to make trouble. Every time the principal finished a sentence, they immediately applauded desperately, leading the others to applaud together.

The principal said: Hello, classmates!

(A piece of applause)

Principal: Let me briefly say two points.

(A piece of applause)

Principal: The first point is...

(A piece of applause)

Principal: Students don’t have to be so enthusiastic.

(A piece of applause)

The principal on the stage also wondered, what happened to these students today? Did I speak too well?

Of course, students also have times of seriousness, which is the admission ceremony for freshmen.

Since they have just entered the university, they are full of yearning for everything in the university, and even the entrance ceremony full of preaching can make them listen with relish.

What's more, they heard that the school invited Luo Xiu back today.

Although this senior has graduated, his deeds have been circulating in the university town.

From the first day they first arrived at the school to report, when the seniors who welcomed the freshmen introduced the glorious deeds of the school to them, most of the content was talking about Luo Xiu.

Even the Student Union Life Department, which had conflicts with Luo Xiu, used Luo Xiu as a propaganda when recruiting new products from the outside world.

"I heard from my seniors that when Senior Luo Xiu started his business, he had no money to rent a warehouse. It was our Life Department who lent him the precious activity base, which led to his achievements today."

This kind of words sounds like: I lent the garage to Bill Gates to start a business, and I have today’s Microsoft.

Although it sounds unreliable, it is enough to fool these freshmen. They all exclaimed:

"It turns out that the Department of Life and Senior Luo Xiu have such a fate, and I want to apply to join the Department of Life."

“Can you take us to visit the activity base of the Life Department?”

"Tell us the story of Senior Luo Xiu!"

...

Freshmen are too curious about a senior Luo Xiu who has created amazing wealth in four years of college.

Now the real person will appear at the opening ceremony, and everyone is looking forward to his speech.

Unfortunately, Luo Xiu's speech was arranged to the end, and they listened to the principal's speech first.

This old man, who is over 50 years old, speaks very well. He talks about his difficult schooling experience back then. Compared with today's happy life, the freshmen on the stage are very grateful and inspiring.

I secretly swear in my heart that I must make my four-year college life more fulfilling.

Although most students had forgotten these vows the next day, some people took their college life seriously because of the old principal's words.

Those who have been following the old principal’s speech skills are inferior to those of the other.

Especially a representative of an outstanding student at school and an outstanding freshman representative, he read the manuscript on the stage.

The content of the manuscript is similar to a high school composition:

Dear school leaders and dear classmates, good morning! As a member of the 2012 freshmen, I am honored to stand here to speak on behalf of all the freshmen. The sword is sharpened, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold. Ten years of hard study have given us the honor to enter the study hall of Yangcheng University... We know that the mountains of books are long and the sea of ​​knowledge is endless. The four years of university are not the four years that allow us to indulge in playing, but the four years that we embark on a new journey of learning......

The students were tired of hearing such speeches and sat down in the audience and felt drowsy.

At the end, Luo Xiu finally came to the stage to speak.

The classmate behind heard the girl in front screaming: Wow, what a handsome guy!

They also stretched their necks one after another, but unfortunately they could only see a vague figure.

"I just heard someone calling me a handsome boy. I thought I had entered the Yangcheng Vegetable Market? Every uncle and aunt called me a handsome boy."

Luo Xiu's first words made the students in the audience laugh, and the atmosphere suddenly became.

"Don't call me that in the future. This is a university, not a vegetable market. We are here to study. Let's call me - handsome guy in the future!"

The unexpected turn attracted another burst of laughter.

"The principal asked me to come back and talk to you about how college can be meaningful. This topic is a bit big, and I don't know where to start, so I will talk about how to skip classes and not be named..."

Luo Xiu turned his head and looked at the old principal, pretending to be frightened, and then quickly denied, "No, how could a good student like me skip classes? I tell you, my grades are good, I am high school..."

"Ahem...my English test......Hem, it's not interesting to talk about grades, so let's talk about the campus love you care about!"

Luo Xiu turned his head to look at the old principal again, lowered his voice and asked, "Is it okay to say that love is okay?"

His careful look made the audience laugh again.

Luo Xiu didn't wait for the old principal to answer and said to himself: "College students must have fallen in love at least once. I believe that each of you thinks so. You even started planning to have a relationship in college when you were in your first year of high school."

"The biggest motivation for some people to take the college entrance examination is that no one cares about falling in college, and there are many girls."

"As your seniors, I can tell you sincerely that boys with this kind of thinking usually have to be single for four years."

Luo Xiu paused for a moment, and after everyone finished laughing, he spoke, "What I'm talking about is the person who just laughed."

"Everyone must think I'm joking, I must think that this is impossible. I'm definitely not single for four years in college, but the more I think this way, the less I can't find a girlfriend."

"So what kind of talents are more likely to get out of singleness? They are those who think it is difficult to get out of singleness, and those who think it is not so easy to find a girlfriend even after going to college."

"They think it's too difficult to find a girlfriend, so they won't miss any chance to meet girls, and they end up getting single."

"When you are in your senior year, those boys with good looks will look at their height, appearance, and their studies are not as good as theirs and their girlfriends to feed them in the canteen, and they are puzzled."

"They thought to themselves that this girl is pretty, but she is blind and has found such an ugly boyfriend. Then they will mourn themselves in the mirror: Why do I look so handsome and have no girlfriend?"

When Luo Xiu said this, everyone stopped laughing and began to listen to him with thoughts.

"Study is the same. Many people think that the college entrance examination is so difficult and the admission rate is so low. I have survived it. Just pass the college entrance examination. Most people can pass it. There is nothing difficult. I definitely have no problem. People with this idea often fail the subject in the end, and even fail to graduate."

"I hope you all understand that studying cannot be learned well by casually. I hope you can all be admitted to this university in society with excellent grades!"

"Finally, I'll be here to advertise. I hope you will come to our Pinru Group in four years. We have no advantages. We just have a stupid boss and a lot of money. Come quickly!"

“The positions we recruit for a large number of people forever are…”

After Luo Xiu's speech ended, there was a long-lasting applause from the stage.

His entire speech was not much. He first made everyone laugh, so that the students who had sat for two or three hours and were bombarded with their ears for two or three hours could be shaken again.

Next, let’s talk about the love issues that everyone is concerned about, which arouses the interest of students.

Then learn to compare falling in love, reduce the taste of preaching and make people listen.
Chapter completed!