Since the announcement of the school sports meeting came out, the number of people in the school stadium has increased several times in an instant.

Although they resisted when they signed up, no one wanted to embarrass themselves in front of so many people.

Many students who were forced to go into battle began to improvise and train intensively during these two weeks, hoping to improve their performance.

Even Guan Shiyu bought a complete set of sports equipment, including professional running shoes, sports bras, tights...

In fact, she doesn’t know what clothes to wear when running, so she only chooses clothes that look good.

On the day the equipment arrived, she took Luo Xiu to the sports ground.

Luo Xiu couldn't understand. I didn't sign up for the competition, so why should I train with her?

It wasn't until Guan Shiyu handed her a camera that she realized her role, a ruthless camera tool.

As expected, training is not the purpose, taking beautiful photos is what she wants.

Five minutes of training and two hours of taking pictures. Satisfied, Guan Shiyu took the camera back to edit the pictures and never went to the sports ground again.

She usually does some yoga in the dormitory to stay in shape, and sweaty exercises under the sun are not suitable for her.

…

The long-awaited school sports meeting has finally arrived.

In order not to delay students' study time, the school very considerately arranged the sports meeting on Saturday morning.

Everyone had to gather at the sports ground early in the morning.

The first is the entrance ceremony. The "Athletes' Entrance Song" is played repeatedly on the speakers on both sides of the sports ground. Each department forms a square team to enter the stadium. When passing by the podium, they shout out the slogans of their classes.

The host of this sports meeting was Liu Runan from the school radio station. She introduced the entering teams with a clear and melodious voice.

"Facing the fragrance of azaleas, the athletes from the Department of Computer Science are coming towards us. They are young, they are united, they are confident, and they are fearless. Their slogan is..."

At this time, the students from the computer department shouted together: "Computers, computers, never do anything basic. Repair a computer, turn it on and off."

This funny slogan caused the whole audience to burst into laughter.

Liu Runan glanced at the darkening face of the leader next to him, secretly stuck out his tongue, tried his best to suppress the urge to laugh, and said to himself: I am a professional, and I must not laugh out loud.

At this time, the next team came in, and she quickly picked up the manuscript and continued reading:

"Look, who are they? Their neat steps are sonorous and powerful, their confident faces are full of moving colors, and their strong lineup exudes vitality. They are the Department of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering, and their slogan is..."

"Electromechanical and electrical, unlimited power. Professional film application and repair of home appliances."

"Pfft!" Professional Liu Runan finally couldn't help laughing, and the sound spread throughout the stadium through the speakers.

Led by Liu Runan, everyone naturally laughed like crazy.

Next came the parade from the medical school. Their slogans were ordinary, but the students in the front row were wearing white coats and rushing forward carrying stretchers. There were people running next to them with sling bottles. Halfway through, they were lying on the stretchers.

One student even fell down, causing the whole audience to laugh again.

When we arrived at Luo Xiu's class, it was the most normal. A group of people walked over in a normal formation.

This is not because director Li Shan has run out of inspiration. He even rehearsed several formations, but none of them were used.

The first one was to imitate driving corpses in western Hunan. During a rehearsal, a passing leader saw him and gave him a 404 forcibly on the grounds of feudal superstition.

Next, he created a very large-scale cosplay, and because of SQYH, he was also given a 404.

Late one night, while drinking, Li Shan cursed: We do not lack talents to create excellent culture, but we lack the environment to create excellent culture.

In the end, Li Shan had no choice but to go on strike, and everyone walked past the rostrum in a military training formation in a very boring manner.

However, this formation was praised by the leaders on the stage and given the highest score.

…

The entrance ceremony ended, followed by the oaths taken by athlete representatives and referee representatives, and finally speeches by several senior leaders.

What every leader said when he opened his mouth was: "The sun is very bright today. Thank you for your hard work, classmates. I will just make two simple points..."

However, within these two points, there are four smaller points, each of which has six sections and cannot be completed in less than two hours.

April in Yangcheng, Guangdong Province is not necessarily a sunny spring. It is like a dice in the hands of God, and what is rolled out today is summer.

The athletes stood in the sun for most of the day. They were so sunburned that they were in a trance. They could vaguely smell the aroma of barbecue.

It's as if this is not a sports meeting, but a barbecue party.

Although the weather was very hot, Hu Jianren present was shivering. They didn't know how mature they would be when they were attacked.

He didn't believe these rumors before he went to study in Guangdong Province, but when he saw the claypot rice on the menu, they believed it.

I don’t know how long I waited, but I finally heard the principal announce, “The 2009 Spring Campus Sports Meet has officially begun!”

This sentence was like the sound of nature, making the students burst into cheers.

The principal on the stage smiled and said to the people next to him: "Listen to the cheers, it shows that the students are very enthusiastic about the sports meeting. We should hold more activities like this."

"The principal is right!"

"The principal is wise!"

"Through this sports meeting, the students' sense of collective honor, sense of competition and fighting spirit have been greatly improved."

…

A school sports meeting without basketball and football games really cannot arouse the enthusiasm of students.

In addition to the contestants, other students wanted to go back to the dormitory to play games.

The smart sophomores and juniors had already sneaked away, and only the naive freshman was forced to stay as an audience to make the scene look more lively.

Teachers also don't like this kind of sports meeting. A rare weekend is sacrificed like this without overtime pay.

Of course, school sports meets are not boring all the time, and there are occasionally wonderful moments.

For example, when Guan Shiyu stood on the 100-meter track wearing sports shorts, it caused a sensation in the audience.

Although she finished last and almost fell down, she received the most cheers.

When she crossed the finish line, the audience cheered deafeningly, as if she had won first place.

At this time, Luo Xiu walked over with a towel to wipe her sweat, but she did not resist, and the cheers stopped abruptly.

…

At the end of the three-day sports meeting, the principal held up his belly, which was like an 11-month pregnancy, and said, "The physical fitness of the students is still too poor. We should conduct individual tests. Students who do not meet the physical test standards will lose their scholarships."

qualifications."

"The principal is right!"

"The principal is wise!"

…

(PS: I have been writing about business in the past, which was too tight. These two chapters write about campus life to relax. Not all school sports meets are like this, and there are many well-organized ones. The content is purely fictional and has nothing to do with recent current events.

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