Chapter 268
Piao Tian Wenxue �
The meeting with Yugui was simple and simple, and it was full of strong family affection and love from beginning to end. Yugui fryed several side dishes, then bought several bottles of Qingdao beer, and drank it with him. After drinking, the two inevitably rolled back to the haystacks.
Then I went to see Liu Qing, but Liu Qing was not here.
Then he went to see Qinghuaer again, but he was not there. According to Qing Wenhai, before dark, Liu Qing came to find Qinghuaer and said that a friend opened a new evisu store in Tuojiang City and gave her a 50% discount. So, she took Qinghuaer to go.
Li Dachuan then remembered that Liu Qing had asked him for two Tianhe Talismans yesterday, and he must have gone shopping by cranes long ago. Even the cultivator could not resist the temptation of famous brands, and this kind of thing made him laugh and cry.
When he came out of Qinghua'er's house, he gave the two condoms that had been hidden in his pocket to an old master Aokimura who had been passing by with a cane. Then he left casually while the latter was looking at the condom inexplicably.
Before looking for Liu Qing and Qinghua'er, he was just a mouse with a pistol and was determined to hit the cat. He thought so, and sparks would definitely arise when confessing. This time he ignored this and that, and pushed them down first. After all, this time, he was determined to come out to overcome the tribulation, and he might die with the world. If he didn't push them down, wouldn't it become an irreparable regret in life?
He didn't regret it, but the girls went shopping. Not only did they give him a chance, but they also let him waste two ultra-thin and grained condoms. It's a pity that how sad it would be for a man to encounter such a thing?
It is said that a man’s heart is made of glass, but Li Dachuan’s heart is already covered with glass.
"Wood produces wind, wind rises and clouds. Wood and wood wind, wood and water..." I muttered a word, and a spell was pointed out, and a small cotton-like cloud suddenly appeared under Li Dachuan's feet. He raised his foot and walked up, then sat cross-legged on the small cloud, then pointed the spell into the sky, and the small cloud flew towards the sky.
This is the somersault cloud magic learned from Han Keer. It is said that this magic was passed down by Sun Wukong. It is impossible to verify whether it is true or not. Anyway, Sun Dasheng has never appeared in the world of Journey to the West, so who can go to him to verify it? However, in terms of the practicality of this magic, it is very great. After learning this magic, he completely got rid of the difficulty of flying only by using the Tianhe Talisman. He can go to any part of the world anytime, anywhere, as long as a somersault cloud.
In order to learn this spell, he fucked Han Keer three times. This was the price, which was quite heavy.
The cold night wind blew on his cheeks, bringing coolness and a tragic mood. Li Dachuan, sitting cross-legged on the somersault cloud, was waiting for the arrival of Tianfei lightning. He fought hard, either becoming a semi-immortal, or becoming a semi-pervert or simply a pile of coke.
Even ordinary lightning can reach 20,000 degrees, which is not considered the effect of current. According to the Spirit Turtle Fairy, it is five times more powerful than ordinary lightning! But he has to use a person's flesh and blood body and the power of nature to fight against terrifying power and do things against heaven.
The small heavenly tribulation is the first natural barrier for immortal cultivators.
From ancient times to the present, I don’t know how many immortal cultivators have fallen under this threshold. This is a normal thing, because even if an immortal cultivator reaches the end of the Vajra realm, he is still flesh and blood. Just imagine that a person has to experience a high temperature of tens of thousands of degrees and a powerful heavenly punishment current, which is almost impossible.
However, even though he knew that he might die, the cultivators still had to move forward one after another, accept the baptism of heavenly punishment, and reborn, and longed to become a semi-immortal. This was the case with Li Dachuan. He practiced to this level of practice until now, without experiencing the baptism of heavenly punishment, he could not continue practicing.
At a height of five thousand meters above Aoi Mountain, Li Dachuan listened to Somerdo Yun and put the evil iron armor on his body. The evil iron armor is an armor from the dark world. It is considered a very ordinary product in the dark world, and it is probably worn by ordinary warriors. However, since he came to this world, it can actually blend with his body and evolve automatically. Then its value can no longer be measured by the standards of the dark world.
Li Dachuan longs for his evil iron armor to help him complete part of his defense, so he will be safer when he overcomes the tribulation.
After making all preparations, Li Dachuan looked up at the blue night sky, looked at the twinkling stars, and suddenly shouted with great enthusiasm: "Come on! I'm here, let's chop me!"
His voice echoed in the night sky and was blown away by the wind. But he waited for ten minutes with his head tilted back, but no lightning bolt as big as a toothpick, let alone the Tianfei lightning bolt that was thicker than his thigh.
After waiting for another ten minutes, Li Dachuan's neck became a little sore. He said depressedly: "My mother! When I was bastard, you attacked me when I was peeing... I am waiting for you to chop me here now, you are actually playing a big name! Don't you tease me like this?"
There was still no lightning, but another ten minutes passed. The bored Li Dachuan took out his cell phone and dialed Liu Qing's number.
"Hey, Liu Qing?"
"It's me, Brother Okawa, are you doing something?"
"I have a word from my heart that I want to say to you..."
"Oh, can't you say it tomorrow? I'm robbing the goods. Just now, March 8 snatched the bag I liked first. If it weren't for my friend's sake, I'd ruined her face! March 8!"
Li Dachuan, “…”
"Is there anything else? If it's okay, I'll hang up the phone... Hello! I like those underwear!"
Li Dachuan, “…”
"Doudu...Doududu..."
The sound of Liu Qing talking was gone on his phone, and Li Dachuan's head also drooped. The words he was about to say to Liu Qing were "I love you". Just before dialing Liu Qing's number, he was thinking that he could speak more romantically. In English, he said "I love to fool you". But he didn't expect that he still didn't have the chance to say this sentence. He found that his body, soul and all the body hair combined were not as valuable as a brand-name bag.
After hesitating for a moment, he still called Qinghua'er's cell phone.
"Hey, blue and white girls..."
"Hey, Brother Dachuan is you, are you? Is there anything you have to do?"
"I have something in my heart that I've wanted to tell you a long time ago..."
"Okay, what psychological words are? I'm just bored. Liu Qing is shopping crazily, and I'm not interested at all. The things here are too expensive. I tell you that a pair of underwear costs thousands of yuan. I'm stupid, so I won't buy it."
"Haha, it's better for you..." A smile finally appeared on the corner of Li Dachuan's mouth, "I have been hiding this sentence in my heart for a long time... I want to say it to you now..."
"Hey? What did you say? Why can't I hear clearly?"
"Hey? It's my god...it's gone!"
The phone suddenly ran out of power, just as he was about to blurt out the three Romantic words. It was just like this. He handed the phone under his eyelids and looked at it for five minutes without coming back to his senses. Finally, he pinched his five fingers, and the phone turned into a handful of parts, and then flew down to the ground from a height of 5,000 meters.
Crack! At this moment, a flash of lightning suddenly slashed from the top of his head, and flew down at his somersault cloud.
"Here you! Finally!" Li Dachuan hurriedly swept away the depression and the inexplicable sadness in his heart, condensed his thoughts and spirit into a solid piece, ready to overcome the tribulation.
As he condensed his mind, the energy on his body suddenly increased. Pulled by the energy on his body, a huge amount of mysterious energy suddenly gathered around him, covering him like an invisible net. After that, lightning flashes fell one after another, and several of them almost flew down his shoulders.
This is not an accident. It is the Heavenly Punishment Lightning that first shocks the mind of the tribulation, and then destroys it with one blow when the target is most vulnerable!
This is another strange situation, because the energy that dominates all things in the universe seems to have supreme wisdom. It destroys the will of the immortal cultivator before destroying the body of an immortal cultivator!
Li Dachuan took a deep breath, hugged Yuan Shouyi, and firmly believed. Don’t look at him as crazy as before, shouting for a while, calling the girl, or something, once the small heavenly disaster came, he suddenly adjusted his state, focusing more than ever before, and achieving a real state of having no distractions in mind and no self in everything.
Crack! Just as the energy on Li Dachuan's body climbed to its peak, a Tianfei lightning that was thicker than his thigh fell on Li Dachuan's head. In that moment, a pain that could not be described in words instantly spread throughout his body. This pain was like someone stabbing every nerve and every cell with a pointed needle. It also seemed that someone had replaced his blood with a boiling oil, and as his heart beat, it flowed through the blood vessels throughout his body!
"Woo...ah...ah!"
He roared to the sky. Although he was ready to pass the tribulation and had the awareness of failure to die, the boundless pain swept over and drowned him, making him unable to bear it. He didn't know that other semi-immortal cultivators seemed to have experienced such pain, and did not know how they survived it, but he knew deeply that as long as this pain lasted for even thirty seconds, he might be destroyed!
Just at the moment of life and death, his Qihai Dantian suddenly trembled violently, and then started to move quickly. The energy poured into him by the lightning of the Tianfei, like a tide of energy poured into his Qihai Dantian, swelling like a balloon.
This is to expand the Qihai Dantian!
For women, how can they give birth to new life without experiencing pain? The tribulation of immortals is actually a truth. Without experiencing the baptism of lightning and flame, how can they expand the qi sea dantian, cleanse the marrow and tendons, and become a semi-immortal?
Every cultivator who goes to the semi-immortal realm will experience this kind of pain of life being worse than death, and then gain a new life. Some cultivators in the end of the Vajra realm will not resist the power of the Heavenly Punishment Lightning and will be directly killed. However, as far as the current situation is concerned, Li Dachuan's tribulation is still normal and there is no great danger. Because as long as the Qi Hai Dantian is operated, the energy of the Heavenly Punishment Lightning can be converted. The more it converts here, the less pain it will endure. Therefore, the easier it will be.
This is indeed the case. The initial pain of life worse than death gradually eased, and Li Dachuan also vaguely felt that his Qihai Dantian had expanded amazingly. And his muscles, bones and flesh seemed to have experienced the baptism of divine power, and was reborn and renovated!
Chapter completed!