Chapter 295 Bathroom Hot Water Incident
After leaving the Xilego Hotel, Li Dachuan did not rush to return to Aoki Village. In fact, the cave heaven was on him, and his base was wherever he went, and his team also followed him. Sanqing Temple was taken care of by Miao Ren Peak and disciples of the Five Poison Sect, and he was relieved.
But what's happening right now is a very troublesome thing.
Back at Liu Qing's house, Li Dachuan carefully read the agreement given by Celia. The agreement proposed an organization, the Warriors Alliance. Unusual organizations or teams from all over the world participated and operated under the framework of the agreement. Through some brief introductions to this agreement, he also learned for the first time that there are so many abnormal organizations and teams in the world. For example, the Zoroastrian Church in India, the Steel Bears in Russia, the Corrupt Ninjas in Japan, the Paladins in Britain, etc. The members of these teams have far exceeded that of normal humans, and are strong in their strength, and are secretly guarding their respective races and countries. Some teams are famous teams in history, and have been passed down for thousands of years or even longer. Some teams are teams that have only emerged in modern or modern times, but their strength cannot be underestimated.
The world is so big that it is full of wonders and everything. Li Dachuan has always believed that Chinese immortal cultivators are the most orthodox and powerful teams, but now it seems that the fact is not that way. At least, the Warriors Alliance, which has united most abnormal organizations and teams in the world, has an overall strength that is no lower than that of China's immortal cultivator world.
In addition to the introduction of many abnormal organizations, the agreement also lists some responsibilities and obligations of the Warriors League in detail. Li Dachuan briefly summarized the content of that part, that is, once you join, there will be dangers in any part of the world, all organizations and teams need to implement parliamentary resolutions and dispatches. The members of the parliament are the leaders of each organization and team. Major decisions often require voting to be generated. From this point of view, this so-called warriors league is actually equivalent to another version of the United Nations.
Seeing at the end, Li Dachuan also saw the ultimate goal of the Warriors Alliance, eliminating the barriers between countries, helping mankind complete the great unification of the entire earth, forming a federal government for all mankind, and then integrating the wisdom, strength and resources of all mankind, and advancing towards the wider universe.
"This... isn't it true?" Li Dachuan was stunned for a moment. He felt that such ideals were a bit unrealistic. Human society was as complex as human brain structure. There were conflicts between countries, and there were conflicts between companies and teams, and even people had countless conflicts and insatiable **. Under such conditions, what to do with the unity and integration of human beings and the person who proposed this goal, don't he think he was writing novels or bragging?
However, although he felt that this goal was impossible to achieve, Li Dachuan, who was born in philosophy, agreed with this goal. In his opinion, if humans continue to develop selfishly without such integration, they will eventually be dead end.
Difficult to achieve does not mean that it is absolutely impossible. At least the Warriors Alliance has taken the first step, and most abnormal organizations and teams around the world have been unified. Li Dachuan is now considering whether to join the Warriors Alliance on behalf of the Chinese immortal cultivation world?
The entire world of immortal cultivation obviously does not lack a representative like him, but there is no problem in representing the Dachuan Sect.
The integration of various sects in China's immortal cultivation world is obviously an extremely powerful organization. However, the inherent traditional and conservative concepts have deeply rooted influencing the entire Chinese immortal cultivation world. It is obviously unrealistic to want them to join the Warriors Alliance and accept the resolutions and commands of the parliament. If the Warriors Alliance wants to integrate the Chinese immortal cultivation world, it needs a gap. This gap seems to be Li Dachuan.
"Quanyouzhenren..." Thinking of some things, Li Dachuan smiled bitterly, "What benefits did you take from me? I'm afraid the reason why the Warriors Alliance found me was because you made a match?"
The matter is already in front of him. He needs to make a decision if he joins or not. He wants him to make such a big decision suddenly, but he seems hesitant. After thinking for half an hour, he did not make this decision. Instead, Qinghuaer came to the study to ask him for lunch.
The lunch was made by Blue and White, with sweet and sour pork ribs, green pepper stir-fried pork, tomato and egg soup and Mapo tofu. These dishes were all dishes he liked to eat. Blue and White and Liu Qing sat opposite him as usual, and saw the dishes he liked to eat and the women he liked to accompany him, such as the Warriors Alliance, the Heavenly Legion, and Celia and Anthony, all ran out of his head. He sat down carelessly, without taking chopsticks, and anxiously grabbed a piece of rib with his hands and started gnawing.
"If you don't care about hygiene, you will be deducted two points." Liu Qing took out a small notebook from the storage ring and took it with a ballpoint note.
The delicious sweet and sour pork ribs were already in my mouth, but Li Dachuan couldn't swallow them anymore. He said depressedly: "Why... Is this point deducted?"
Liu Qing put the notebook down on the table and said with a smile: "Which woman doesn't like her man's cleanness? If you don't care about hygiene, you will have to lose points. This is uncontroversial."
"Then how many points have I accumulated now?" Li Dachuan finally swallowed the sweet and sour pork ribs. Anyway, the points have been deducted, and it's useless not to eat them.
"You deducted your ten last night, you reduced one point to wash dishes, and today we will add ten points, so you still have to lose one point now. After eating, if you wash the dishes, you will get one point and your negative points will be cleared." Qinghuaer is very good at making a calculation. In the past, when she sold vegetables in greenhouses, she did not use a calculator to calculate it faster than others using a calculator. It is no problem to calculate the score in front of her.
Li Dachuan looked at Liu Qing and Qinghuaer speechlessly. He thought that it would be a long journey for him to want Qinghuaer and Liu Qing to obey him at the same time. There were many demons and ghosts along the way, which was even more difficult than Tang Seng's pursuit of the Western Path. But he had to bite the bullet. Who told him to like two others?
"Haha, it's okay. I'll wash the dishes after dinner. Sister Qing, you eat a piece of ribs, it's fragrant." Li Dachuan flatteredly picked up a piece of pork ribs for Liu Qing.
Qinghuaer looked at Li Dachuan with a little sourness. Li Dachuan didn’t understand anything. Then he picked up a piece of pork ribs for Qinghuaer and laughed: “My girl, Blue and White, you can also eat a piece of pork ribs to beautify.”
Liu Qing and Qinghuaer burst out laughing. If ribs can beautify, the pigs may be eaten. However, girls like men to coax them, and Li Dachuan is very happy in their hearts.
"Brother Okawa, let's talk about the agreement." Liu Qing said during the meal: "I want to contact Professor Kura Huang to explain some things. He may be able to help us solve some problems."
Li Dachuan said the content of the agreement and briefly mentioned some of the member organizations and teams of the Warriors Alliance. He did not reserve any of them for Liu Qing and Qinghua'er. He also said some of his own opinions and ideas.
It is obviously the first time that Liu Qing and Qinghua'er have heard that there are so many abnormal organizations and teams in the world, and there is also an existence equivalent to the underground United Nations, namely the Warriors Alliance. They were surprised and hesitant as Li Dachuan. After all, there is no sect or organization in the Immortal Cultivation World to join this Warriors Alliance. Once the Dachuan Sect takes this lead, whether it is a good or a bad thing is something that no one can tell.
While talking, he had a meal. After dinner, Liu Qing said, "Brother Dachuan, you can think about it here. I'll contact Professor Cang Huang, and he may be able to give you an opinion."
Li Dachuan nodded, "Okay, that's it."
Liu Qing got up and left, and Qinghuaer also put the bowl and shined. She didn't forget to make a playful face at Li Dachuan, "Remember to wash the dishes."
Li Dachuan, “…”
There is no way. Although it is the breakthrough point of the Chinese immortal cultivation world that is favored by the Warriors Alliance, although it is a recognized dark horse in the Chinese immortal cultivation world, and although it is the leader of the Dachuan Sect, Li Dachuan, who has many auras and a body, still has to wash dishes.
"Damn, I'm working hard now, and I'm at your mercy... Let's see how I deal with you in the future!" In the kitchen, the sect leader of the Dachuan Sect said angrily while brushing the bowl. He imagined a plate in his hand as snow and white buttocks. He didn't even need a rag, pressing his palm on it, rubbing it up. If it was really blue and white buttocks, a layer of skin would be rubbed off. When washing the dishes, he imagined the bowl in his hand as Liu Qing's milk, and used all kinds of tricks to pinch and rub. If it was really Liu Qing's milk, it would swell up a circle, and the size of 36 would at least increase to more than 40.
After finally finishing the bath, I went to find Liu Qing to lose the score, but I saw Blue and White Ears coming out of the guest room where she lives like a ghost and walking towards the bathroom. The female village chief had only a bra and underwear on her body. What was she doing? Was she taking a shower? Li Dachuan's steps could not move. When he saw Blue and White Ears entering the bathroom, he tiptoed over like a fly. He no longer cared about where Liu Qing was and what he was doing.
The sound of water quickly came out of the bathroom, and Li Dachuan finally moved to the bathroom door. Staring at the atomized glass bathroom door, he rushed to Bianwei's eyes unstoppable. Unfortunately, the structure of the glass is opaque, and even Bianwei's eyes cannot see the scene in the bathroom. He could only see a blurred S-shaped figure shaking inside, making him hard.
"Your sister! Isn't this clearly deducting points to tempt me? How could I be fooled by such a low-level trap?" Li Dachuan felt a little alert. He finally cleared the negative score. If he deducted ten points for lust and rudeness, wouldn't it be very unprofitable?
Turning around and leaving, walking two steps forward, Li Dachuan suddenly turned back and penetrated the glass door with a wall-walking technique. This time he was smarter, only wearing one head in, and he penetrated it against the ground. So he thought, the blue and white flowers in the bath, he would never look at the floor without any trouble, right? Moreover, looking from the ground up, he could still see the wonderful scenery of the female village chief from the angle of looking up!
Under the magic power of the wall-piercing technique, the bottom of the atomized glass door melted like wax oil, and Li Dachuan's head also penetrated into the wet ground. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a pair of jade-like jade feet, even his fake nails were as beautiful as shells. At that time, a hot water arrow rushed straight to his face. Although his vision was affected by hot water, he still bravely opened his eyes and saw a beautiful scenery. His white and tender legs, and the full moon buttocks that were almost close to the ground, and...
This posture is a sassy posture. Li Dachuan, who was peeping, suddenly realized what the hot water was pouring on his face. The pretty female village chief actually swaggered in the bathroom!
However, the worst thing has just begun.
"Wow...ah...you are so perverted! You actually peek at me!" With a scream, Blue and White punch hit Li Dachuan's nose. Under the influence of the momentum, Li Dachuan's head collided violently with the hard floor tiles, making a crisp sound.
"That... I'm sorry... I fell down accidentally. I saw that the people who were about to break the bathroom, so I used a wall-penetrating technique before falling to the ground. This was a misunderstanding, and I saw nothing." Li Dachuan, whose nostrils were bleeding, said seriously, and then shrank his head out of the glass door of the bathroom.
"I want to deduct you ten!"
"Don't be so unreasonable, okay? I've explained it to you, is this a misunderstanding?"
"Get out of here, I don't want to hear your perverted voice!"
"Sori..."
Chapter completed!