Chapter 345 Cucumber Swordsmanship
"Is that person really my ancestor?" On the way to the air raid shelter, Qinghuaer chased Li Dachuan and asked.
"I'm sure he is." Li Dachuan smiled, "I escaped from the soil and left, just in the woods behind your house. As a result, I just saw your ancestors get up from the grave just after the ground emerged."
Blue and Huaer smiled bitterly in dismay, "Oh my God, that's true. What's wrong with this world?"
This is something Li Dachuan wants to figure it out, but as far as the clues he has at present, he can't even find a general direction to solve the problem.
In front of the air-raid shelter, the guards were Yu Gui and Liu Qing. In this way, the guards and those who followed behind were their own women. Li Dachuan looked at him and was also enthusiastic, and there was also a hot place. He had already done Yu Gui and Blue and White, and only one Liu Qing was left. He thought that his 3P plan would be realized soon, and he would get Liu Qing and Blue and White to bed at the same time. After getting Liu Qing and Blue and White, his 4P plan would be realized in the near future, and he would get Liu Qing, Blue and White to bed at the same time. He thought about it and laughed. That kind of life is a perfect life.
"Mistress Blue and White, are there any problems with your legs?" Liu Qing looked at Blue and White, who was walking suspiciously. She cunningly thought that unless there was a baseball between Blue and White's legs, she would not be able to get out of such awkward posture. Another possibility is that a place was attacked violently, and after the first time, she could not adapt immediately!
"Gee" Qinghua'er smiled awkwardly, "I practiced swordsmanship last night and was accidentally stabbed in the thigh by the sword. It's okay, don't worry about me."
Liu Qing and Yu Gui looked at each other, and did not dare to believe it easily. What kind of sword technique is that when practicing sword, the sword is stabbed into the thigh? What is the sword technique? Or the cucumber sword?
Blue and Huaer couldn't explain what happened last night. She smiled at Liu Qing apologetically. What a smart girl Liu Qing is, and she knew what happened at once. Her eyes suddenly became much darker, full of loss and jealousy. But she soon returned to normal. She and Huaer had already reached a consensus to be with Li Dachuan. Since that's the case, then this day will come sooner or later. It's either her or Blue and Huaer. What's the point of calculating about such things? Isn't it just a first place?
After talking a few words, Yugui opened the door. Four people entered the air-raid shelter in a row, and Li Dachuan finally saw the legendary historical celebrities.
Looking at Zhuge Liang holding a homemade goose feather fan, Li Dachuan said for five minutes before he could barely say something, "Uncle, who do you think you are, Zhuge Liang?"
"Give me five dollars and I will tell you." Zhuge Liang, who is thin, wise in his eyes, and has a bit of an old handsome guy, stretches out his hand.
Li Dachuan was suddenly a little distracted. He actually bowed for five yuan for the great general of the Three Kingdoms! Why was Liu Bei so unfamiliar back then? Why did Liu Bei play three visits to the cottage? Isn’t he just getting some benefits?
"Give it to me, I'll tell you." Zhuge Liang was very naughty, and his hand stubbornly reached in front of Li Dachuan. His persistence was rewarded soon, and Li Dachuan put a hundred yuan under his hands.
"You all tell me your story, and then I'll send you money." Li Dachuan found a quick way to understand the truth. He sat at the table with a nouveau riche, crossed his legs, grabbed a stack of hundred-dollar bills in his hand, slammed the table, and made a snap sound. The sound was very crisp and very tempting.
"I'll come! I'll come! My name is Yuan Shikai! Give me money!" The Grand Marshal was very excited. The storm figures from the late Qing Dynasty and early Republic of China also broke their waists in front of the RMB.
The six resurrected people were filmed in front of Li Dachuan, telling their stories one by one. Three boys and three girls scrambled to tell Li Dachuan everything they could remember.
In fact, Li Dachuan had already heard Liu Qing and Qinghuaer tell him about this story and some of their situations before coming, and he also had roughly grasped some of the situations. Now he left a resurrection to retell it. After Li Dachuan sorted out his mind, he found that the memories of these six resurrections seemed to be gradually recovering. Because he gave money to listen to the stories, he heard some stories that Qinghuaer and Liu Qing had never heard of. This phenomenon is found in every resurrection.
It is these recently recalled things that surprised and incredible to Li Dachuan.
"After a memorial? Do I have the time to write that thing? It was written by one of my staff. The kid seemed to have told me to forget his name. But his literary talent is still very good. I asked him to write a lot of things." Uncle Zhuge burst into a shocking material.
The famous example of the commander in history actually came from a gunman!
"I actually had a relationship with the Queen Mother back then. In your current words, it was a sister-brother relationship. She liked to rush butterflies in Badaling and show me the gentle side of a woman. I didn't tell anyone about this secret. You must keep it a secret for me. Well, give me another hundred." The Grand Marshal also burst into a shocking material.
Li Dachuan was stunned for a long time before he drew a hundred yuan bill and smashed it on Yuan Shikai's face. Empress Dowager Cixi actually had a sister-brother relationship with Yuan Shikai. This is too dirty, right? No matter whether Yuan Shikai, a traitor, would make up a so-called insider for 100 yuan? As for the matter of going to bed, can his thing become hard when he and Empress Dowager Cixi roll on the bed sheets? That is a very questionable thing, isn't it?
"I have never persecuted Yue Fei. He and I are actually brothers." Qin Daren broke the news, then received the money, walked around to Chen Yuanyuan, and earned another hundred yuan in the next round.
The stories of the three men are more amazing than the other, but what Li Dachuan is most interested in is the stories of the three women. Not to mention, in terms of the beauty of the three women, they are more pleasing to the eye than the other. Especially Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, who are really beautiful and beautiful. Whether from the perspective of appearance, figure or temperament, you can't find any flaws. Chen Yuanyuan is not patient. Although she is a middle-aged woman, she still has charm and has a unique elegant and noble, mature and generous feminine taste. Her figure is actually well maintained, with a slender waist, fat buttocks, and her breasts are firm and full. What is the difference between such a woman and those girls in her early twenties?
"The relationship between me and Sun Ce is actually not good. He is very rude and very macho. Moreover, I don't wash my feet at night, which makes me unable to sleep well. Can I get one hundred yuan in this story?" Da Qiao shyly exclaimed Sun Ce's information, looking shy.
Li Dachuan generously put a hundred-dollar bill into her hand. He originally wanted to stuff the banknotes in his hand into the collar of Da Qiao's half-open sweatshirt and let the snow-white grooves hold the money, just like a stripper in the evil capitalist society. When she performs for you, you stuff the money into her grooves or underwear. But this is just an idea. His three women were watching him, and he didn't have the courage to do this.
Sun Ce, known as the little overlord of the Eastern Wu, had the bad habit of not washing his feet. This is something that experts who rely on studying the history of the Three Kingdoms could never have thought of? This hundred yuan is actually very worthwhile.
"I am Zhou Yu's wife. What I want to break is that Zhou Yu has never touched my body. He has always slept with his guards." Xiao Qiao said hesitantly, looking very embarrassed and shy.
This is a thunder, and the blast of thunder broke out, shattering everyone in the room. Zhou Yu, such a peerless person, is actually a comrade. Who can believe this when he tells it?
"Well, can I get one hundred yuan?" Xiao Qiao said tremblingly.
Li Dachuan readily stuffed two hundred into Xiao Qiao's hand. His eyes were walking around Xiao Qiao's body at the same time. The mountains were high and the valleys were low, which was really angering. He also said in his heart: "I didn't expect that Xiao Qiao was still a Zhou Yu, Zhou Yu, you are simply committing a crime!"
Xiao Qiao Huan went down happily and lined up behind the line. After she went down, Chen Yuanyuan also walked up step by step, "Boss Li, I really can't remember anything special. I know something about Wu Sangui. He has body odor. If he hadn't threatened me with my family back then, I wouldn't have lived with him. Is this a revelation? Can I get one hundred yuan?"
Li Dachuan stuffed 100 yuan into Chen Yuanyuan's hand without saying a word. He just didn't reveal the news. For the sake of the beauty, he even laughed at him and gave him 100 yuan. He is no longer the poor boy who was going to the convenience store to pay credit for Hongtashan, who was smoking seven yuan per pack. Spending this little money is simply not a problem for him.
Six resurrected people lined up in line to reveal the news to receive the money. In less than an hour, Li Dachuan sent out several thousand yuan. Qinghuaer gritted her teeth and felt so distressed. But in front of Liu Qing and Yugui, it was hard to say anything about Li Dachuan. In her opinion, after last night's incident, even if she and Li Dachuan were actually married, she became Li Dachuan's housekeeper. The housekeeper, the housekeeper, shouldn't she take care of the family's money? How could he spend money like this? She was simply a prodigal son!
However, the money was still gained after spending it. As the six resurrected people searched their hearts and revealed in turn, Li Dachuan also discovered a lot of valuable information, and also discovered some rules in the six resurrected people. That is, through the stimulation and guidance of money, the memory of the resurrected person is recovered very quickly. Their thinking and personality are also changing subtly. In addition, they have strong learning abilities. Through an old Changhong TV placed in an air-raid shelter, through a closed route of the TV station, they quickly absorbed new knowledge and concepts, and learned some messy things. For example, Zhuge Liang, Yuan Shikai and Qin Yi learned Landlords. Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao and Chen Yuanyuan learned aerobics.
As for clues, the most important one is naturally the mysterious voice, which is the sound that guided the six resurrected people to cross mountains and rivers to Aoki Village. That voice simply told the six resurrected people to go left and right, and actually guided them to Aoki Village that they had never been to before. This is magical and this is unusual.
With the stimulation of money and the temptation of Li Dachuan, the six resurrected more and more things. They revealed that one of them received a hundred yuan. Their revelations covered a wide range of things and had everything. The most treacherous and cunning person was naturally Qin Yi. The guy actually used a revelation he had late for the morning court and received a hundred yuan. There was also Da Qiao, who actually said that once his aunt came eight days late, she also received a hundred yuan.
Li Dachuan smiled and was so happy that he never got tired of it. However, Qinghuaer could no longer hold back and interrupted, "Don't make any news, you all stay there." After pausing, she said again, "Brother Dachuan, come with me, I'll show you something."
"What?" Li Dachuan was curious.
"You will know after a while. Will you come?" Qinghuaer gave him annoyed look. She spent tens of thousands of yuan just now, and she kept calculating in her heart how many green peppers and cucumbers they have to sell to make money! A prodigal son!
"Boss Li, please walk slowly. I'll listen to the story next time. I will tell you the story of Wu Yingxiong's son getting flowers and willows!" Chen Yuanyuan said.
Li Dachuan, ""
Chapter completed!