Chapter five hundred and eighty seventh gossip
In the study, Xu Hao looked at the family letter written by Mu Yi, which said that the Qiantang County Magistrate Ye Zongren was honest and dedicated to the public, and devoted himself to the people. He was praised by the people as "Qiantang Yi Ye Qing".
Xu Hao had heard of this Ye Qing for a long time. That year, when Jiangnan was flooded, Xia Yuanji was ordered to clear the canal. During this period, Ye Zongren, who was personally recommended, was awarded the title of the magistrate of Qiantang.
Three years have passed without realizing it. I think Xia Yuanji will be very pleased, and Xu Hao is also very happy. There will never be too many good officials.
If you ask who is most afraid of now, Zhou Xin, who is nicknamed Cold-faced Hanti-Double, was a judge from Dali Temple and is known for his good at judging suspicions. In the first year of Hongxi, he was promoted to the Censor of the Supervision Censor for a long time and was not in the capital. He has inspected Fujian, Peking and other places, and is known as a vengeance, selfless and dared to speak out without scrutiny. Fortunately, Xu Hao and him have never had much interaction.
On the way Zhou Xin was promoted to Zhejiang Censor, he encountered many mosquitoes and flies circling in the grass. Zhou Xin sent someone to check and found a rotten corpse.
After careful inspection, Zhou Xin found a knife mark on the body, and found a key and a wooden seal on his body. The seal is a trade seal that is now available. Based on this, Zhou Xin initially speculated that the deceased was killed by a robber with the intention of seeing money.
The first thing he did when he was in office was sent to search for the same mark as the seal, and soon found it at a cloth merchant. After interrogation, he really pretended to be a customer and slapped the property of the deceased.
Speaking of Hu Desheng's case, Xu Hao was deliberately arrested and entered Shuntian Mansion. In fact, Zhou Xin learned about Zhou Xin. In order to understand the case, he often went out to visit in contempt, and deliberately angered the county magistrate and was arrested and imprisoned. In prison, he learned from the prisoners that the county magistrate was corrupt and abused, and thus impeached and punished the corrupt officials. This incident was once a story.
Mu Yi's letter said that Zhou Xin visited various counties in a miserable manner. He heard the praises of the people in Qiantang County. He took the Ye Zong people to his home to find out what happened and found that the Ye family was very simple and had no valuables. He only found a bag of dried Taihu silverfish in a bamboo box, which moved Zhou Xin very much.
The next day, he specially invited a banquet for Ye Zongren to vigorously commend his integrity. Ye Zongren was grateful to Zhou Xin for his kindness of knowing and became more diligent and loving the people, so he was called Qiantang Yi Ye Qing by the people.
Xu Hao was also moved and said, "Come." When Li Dong came in, he said, "Go to the Ministry of Personnel to inquire. After the three years of office, will Lord Zhou Xin and Ye Zongren be held in their original position or take any position."
"Yes." Li Dong turned around and came out.
Xu Hao stretched out and saw Ai Huizi, who often walked around from home, actually ran here and asked, "Who is sick?"
Ai Huizi's ancestors were of white ancestry, with three-dimensional facial features and sunken eyes. He ran over and said, "It was the fifth master of the mansion who had hemorrhoids. Come for a follow-up visit."
"Oh." Xu Hao nodded. He remembered Ai Huizi's wife, and he impressed him during the Chinese New Year.
White women were really beautiful in their girls' age, as beautiful as dolls, but as soon as they got older and had no careful care, the contrast was too big, so it was not for the Chinese to call them Guilusha. Ai Huizi's wife was like this. After she was thirty, she became fat, and her face turned pale with purple-red lips, a high nose bridge and a hooked nose, and a high cheekbones. It is said that once a thief was at home, she happened to run into Ai's wife who was up at night, and she was shocked.
Not long after, Xu Hai's scream came. Xu Hao went to visit him and waited in the yard first. After Ai Huizi came out with the medicine box, he nodded and bowed. He waited for a while, and guessed that Xu Hai had put on his pants before entering the room.
The room was filled with a strong and pungent smell of medicine, and Xu Hai was lying on the kang and screaming.
Xu Yan said: "Ai Huizi has always had an unethical problem in treating diseases. He has to treat people with pain and is not able to show his ability. Otherwise, how can he be called Ai Lazi?"
Xu Hai hummed and said, "I gritted my teeth and endured it. But who can bear the illness every year? Third brother, is Xiang Yu's surgery good? I heard that it can be eradicated."
Xu Hao said: "I don't know much. I have to invite a doctor from the proctology department to see it first. In fact, I don't have rich experience. I have only been studying medicine for five years and I have been a doctor for a few years. And I am a woman. If you don't care, please come here. Xiangyu is good at gynecology, pediatrics and internal medicine, and she has hardly ever dabbled in this regard."
Xu Hai hummed, "If the third brother also has hemorrhoids, I guarantee she will dabble."
"You bastard, you can't spit out ivory in your mouth, don't curse me." Xu Hao cursed with a smile, turned his head and ordered Xu Yan: "Today, the wives of the family are also here to come and have fun. You come forward to entertain them well, don't neglect them."
"I understand." Xu Yan was excited. This was the second time that his third uncle had a "koujio" incident and went out in high spirits.
Xu Hao told me to avoid eating fresh and spicy food and other precautions, and went to accompany his wife and son.
Outside the villa, Li Jinglong's wife Li invited a family and friend to come for a trip, and Xu Yan had already found a seat in advance.
Li and Mu Ningxue have a good relationship. The Xu family invites a group of women to have dinner in the inner house, and the servants stay outside to rest.
Li Zengzhi's wife Qiang, Liu Yun's wife Cao, and even Yang Ji's wife Hou, all came. Perhaps the birds of a feather flock together, walking around each other. After getting familiar with each other, they often get together. This time, Li sent an invitation, and Qiang also invited friends.
After dinner, all the ladies were walking on the grass outside. Qiang and others sat by the stream and chatted. They first talked about the beauty and wealth of the Xu family's female family, and then talked about their own family. As they chatted, they talked about sexual intercourse.
At this time, Zhu Qiaoqiao and Wang Xuanqing were walking nearby. Qiang and others were overjoyed and hurriedly invited the person over. They couldn't talk about sex anymore, so they could just have a drink and jokes.
It is probably because the two grandmothers of the Xu family got married, and they had no scruples between each other. Qiang said first: "A daughter was about to marry and said to the dowry girl: 'I heard someone say that it was so painful for the first time. I'm afraid I can't stand it. Don't sleep at night. If I can't stand the pain, come and replace me quickly.'
The girl was so happy that she could get close to the male host so soon. It was a big happy event. So she listened carefully at night. In the middle of the night, she suddenly heard the girl humming and screaming. She hurried to the bed and asked, "Did the lady ask me to come and serve?" The girl said, "No. Take the purses in the dressing box."
The girl was unhappy and muttered, "What do you want to purse me in the middle of the night?" The girl trembled and said, "Put your purse me and put both my son-in-law's eggs in for me."
After laughing everyone up, Cao said to Qiang's girl: "Hurry up and get your wife a purse."
Qiang Shi smiled and said, "I don't need to purse me, I'll ask your girl to find a stick with you."
Everyone laughed again, and Zhu Qiaoqiao said, "This joke makes people laugh. My family has always been poetry, lyrics and scriptures! It's annoying for a long time."
Seeing that she liked to hear, Hou said, "Then let me say a woman had a poisonous sore and it hurt so much, so she asked the man to invite a doctor. The man said, "I know what doctor can do to treat this thing? Where to ask me to invite it?" The woman said, "There must be a signature. Just go and search."
The man came out and searched everywhere on the street. An ophthalmologist had something to do at home that day, so he forgot to hang the sign and placed it horizontally on the counter outside. The man suddenly saw the eyes drawn on the sign and thought that this must be the one who can do this.
Then he invited him to the house, and the ophthalmologist said, "You have to look at it before you can use medicine." The man discussed with the woman in the house. How could this thing be shown to him? He had no choice but to ask the woman to lie on the bed, stick her butt, and lift the tent a crack, and ask the ophthalmologist to see her.
The doctor just thought it was for seeing the eyes, and first pressed a finger. He didn't want to press it into the thing all at once, and his finger went in half. The doctor retracted his hand and ran out.
The man grabbed him and asked, 'Why are you going to see a doctor?' The doctor shouted, 'It's so bad that it's so big. Even the eyes are gone, why are you looking at?'"
Everyone was laughing and stumbled. Fortunately, there was something on the ground. Qiang asked Cao: "Do you have eyes inside?"
Cao smiled and said, "I didn't see the eyeballs inside you, but when I went to your house that day, I accidentally saw a big flower heart of yours, which was almost smashed by Master Li Er."
Qiang clasped his lips and said, "Just him? I'll dream."
Cao said, "Madam Hou, please tell me again."
Hou tilted his head and thought, Qiang said, "Just say it, it's all right. If you are doing the show, the two grandmothers of the Xu family have to ask you for what."
"Oh." Hou was amused and angry, "I'm not a joke pocket, I just tremble when I open it? I'll wait for me to think about it, and when I have it, I think of it."
"The wife of a family is unwilling to give a man a single money, and a man cannot eat fast meat, so he came up with a plan, and he always had sex with his wife.
My wife was anxious and asked him what was going on. He said, "I don't know why I was impotence. I asked the doctor to see him the day before yesterday. People said that this was not a disease, but I didn't know what kind of ghosts and gods I had offended. I just need to have a sacrifice for three animals and make a wish."
My wife said, 'This is an important matter, why didn't you say it earlier?' She hurriedly withdrew some money and asked to buy three paper horses to come to her house. She arranged for her to stop working and said to the man: 'You burn incense, I wish you praise me.'
The man went to burn incense, and she prayed beside her: 'A stick of incense, bless the words as hard as guns.' The man muttered: 'It's too hard.' My wife smiled and said: 'I've spent money so easily, so I have to do this."
As everyone who has experienced it, he kept laughing. Wang Xuanqing has been widowed for many years and has relied on the hard Mr. Jiao. The renovation of the supplies in the Ming Dynasty's houses is almost comparable to that of later island countries. The so-called demand will bring goods to life, which has indeed solved the physiological needs of the majority of women. Therefore, Mr. Jiao is definitely not a vulgar thing.
A wife asked everyone: "Do you all love this as hard as a gun?"
Qiang Shi asked her with a smile: "Would you rather give you a soft and soft emergency?"
"Hehe!" The lady forced a smile, thinking that she had lived in vain for the rest of her life, and she caught up with the master's soft jingle.
Hou said again: "A girl is only fourteen years old when she got married, and her son-in-law is in her twenties. She was afraid that her daughter would be young, so she couldn't help but ask the girl who was dowry and said: "Let me hear every night when my son-in-law gets married."
When it arrived at Huijiu, her mother asked the girl, "I told you to listen, how did you come?" The girl said, "The first night, I heard the girl screaming in pain. The son-in-law called the girl again the past two nights." Her mother said, "Why did the son-in-law call the girl?" The girl said, "It was said that the girl broke the son-in-law's butt, so it called the son-in-law."
When everyone heard this, tears almost burst into laughter. Wang Xuanqing giggled at Zhu Qiaoqiao in private and said, "That day Hao'er came out of your room and told me that his butt hurt. It turned out that you were the one who got it."
Zhu Qiaoqiao picked up a bowl of wine with her back hand and poured it into her mouth. Wang Xuanqing had no choice but to eat it in one breath, and wiped her mouth and said angrily: "A gentleman takes revenge for three years, and a villain takes revenge in front of her."
Wang Xuanqing asked again: "A few days will be the birthday of my wife. Who has a joke about having a birthday? I will also talk about it when the time comes."
Qiang smiled and said, "I have a joke about birthday. One father-in-law's birthday, three daughters-in-law come to birthday. The eldest daughter-in-law holds a grandson in one hand and brings wine to toast. The father-in-law said happily, "Okay." Give her a piece of silk.
The mother-in-law asked, "What a good way?" The father-in-law said, "She is a woman, holding a son on the right, and the woman is a good word. She said that her father-in-law is good, so she rewarded him."
The second daughter-in-law wore a big soybean tent on her head and came to toast, also called her a gift. The mother-in-law asked again. The father-in-law said, "There is the word "女" under the head of the treasure gaze, which is the word "An". She said that the father-in-law should also be rewarded."
Then the third daughter-in-law was naked, putting a pen cap in her private parts, and came to celebrate her birthday. The father-in-law laughed and said, "I would like to give her two horses." The mother-in-law said angrily, "What's this? I would like to give her more."
My father-in-law said: "You don't know that there is another circle in one circle, which is the word "心". I often bother her, so I appreciate her more."
Wang Xuanqing burst into tears and said, "Oh, I must never say this joke, although my father-in-law has been old for many years."
Chapter completed!