1 The legendary life of Master Liu
The hot sun shone on his face, numb and itchy, and itchy, shining his forehead with relish. Liu Jiannan scratched his face in disgust and wiped his sweat. His sleepiness suddenly decreased. His eyes narrowed into slits and adapted to the strong light mixed with ultraviolet rays before he could barely open it. He smacked his lips and was so light that he turned over and got out of bed. He walked to the kitchen in a daze to pull the refrigerator door. There was still half a bottle of Coke left last night.
He was about to moisten his throat, but the refrigerator seemed to warn him that drinking carbonated drinks early in the morning is not good for his health. The high-end double-door Siemens large refrigerator just doesn't open the door. Liu Jiannan smiled bitterly, turned the hand that pulled the door into a palm, and put the palm on the refrigerator door, and said weakly: "GutenMorgen (German, good morning)!"
Soon, the same sentence came from the compressor part, but the sound was particularly crisp and melodious, and of course the pronunciation was more pure: "GutenMorgen!!"
Liu Jiannan was quite helpless. This 'foreigner' was a lot of problems. Everyone lived under the same roof, and looked down and saw him. Why did he do so formally? He put his hand on the refrigerator and said, "Sister, I'm so thirsty. Open the door quickly and let me have a drink."
It can be seen that the refrigerator lady is a very polite German girl. She said with a slight angrily in her delicate voice: "Do you always ask the lady in your underwear?"
Liu Jiannan still smiled bitterly. I have to say that Germans are open-minded, at most they are so polite. If it were a Chinese woman, she would have been shouting "Holy" and ran away in panic. Otherwise, she would just take off your underwear and talk about it later. If there is anything to do, it will be the price!!
"Please, sister, I'm going to smoke." Liu Jiannan begged hard.
"It's okay to let me open the door, but you have to sing a song for me and sing the Chinese song I love most." The refrigerator sister said in a tingling voice.
Liu Jiannan immediately cleared his throat and sang hoarsely: "Little rabbit, be good, open the door..."
Finally, the door of the refrigerator opened, but the coke that was clearly placed in the refrigerated compartment actually had a freezing effect. The originally exciting and refreshing coke turned into a big ice cube, and Liu Jiannan was about to cry without tears...
The refrigerator sister was still a little unsatisfied. Liu Jiannan quickly pulled her palm away, and the German-style Chinese language disappeared. The refrigerator door closed automatically in anger, almost pinching his fingers.
He swayed Coke with one hand, wandering around the room, and clearing his mind. This is a small two-bedroom and one-living room residence. It is the only property left to him by Liu Jiannan's parents. The apartment is not big, but it looks very spacious without furniture. The living room only has a sofa and a 29-inch color TV. Since Liu Jiannan's Japanese level is not up to standard, he is not familiar with Mr. Sony TV. He will only turn on the TV when he is in a good mood. There is a Lenovo laptop in the second bedroom, which is operated at the Lenovo New York headquarters.
So it has always been English as its native language. With Liu Jianbin’s half-baked English proficiency, he can only turn on the computer for one hour every day. In addition to the German Siemens refrigerator lady, there is also a Galanz microwave oven. Although this big brother is a domestic product, he was born in Guangdong. Cantonese is similar to a foreign language for Liu Jiannan. To sum up, although Liu Jiannan has a room of electrical appliances, none of them is controlled by him. Who makes him like to be lazy and always let the machines work on their own, and he has the ability to communicate with all machines!!
Liu Jiannan only discovered that he had such ability this year. He once suspected that his transition from repairing electrical appliances had hallucinations. Oh, I forgot to say that this guy is a glorious home appliance repairman. After confirming that he could indeed communicate with the machine, his conclusion was that he did not have hallucinations, but had feelings for the machine.
Speaking of this, it is more necessary to introduce how Liu Jianbin came about. There is no need to say more about his birth. Judging from the current situation, in addition to being able to communicate with machines, all his performances also belong to the category of humans. A typical post-80s generation, kindergarten is also a cute flower for peeing and playing house. He does not pay attention to listening to lectures in the first grade, cannot keep up with his homework in the second grade, skipping school to watch movies in the third grade, learning to smoke and play mahjong in the fourth grade, and secretly falling in love with the class monitor in the fifth grade, and rushing to middle school by playing tricks in the sixth grade, and he still has the same class as the class monitor in the first grade of junior high school. In order to pursue a perfect match, he often asks questions to the class monitor. In the second grade of junior high school, his academic performance has always remained at the bottom of the fool's diarrhea. In the third grade of junior high school, he has given up and joined the team of smoking and drinking and fighting. The gap between the bad boys is that he never fights one-on-one and is also dizzy!!
Seeing the class monitor who was secretly in love with the arm of the class monitor next door and going to the key high school in pairs, Liu Jiannan helplessly walked into the gate of the vocational high school, travel class, beautiful women, computer class, and the trend of the times, but his parents' death still made him choose a major that could make a living, electrical and electronics major!
After three years of living, I drank a lot of wine, and almost smoky smoke made my teeth yellow. After getting married, I left my virginity in the carport of Qingqing campus, I finally entered society and started working as an apprentice in the electrical appliance industry to work as a repairman in the repair department. Finally, I took over the old repairman’s mansion and started my own family business. In just five years, I have become the well-known "Master Liu"!
However, in five years, the field of technology has developed rapidly, and it is changing with each passing day. People's income has increased and their living standards have increased. The country has joined the WTO, and imported goods have come. Master Liu thought that this time his buddy has bought it, and business will be booming. As a result... In this era, home appliances are so cheap. There are countless refrigerators and TVs worth 1,800 yuan. People often say: "Hey, buy it at this price. Just use it for a year or two, throw it away if it breaks!!"
Did you hear it? If it breaks down, it will be a big trouble. Master Liu. The maintenance industry is becoming more and more difficult. Now most of the people with this technology have entered large electrical appliance companies and are recruited by various companies to start after-sales service. But they also need a senior technician certificate. He also had a certificate in the time of school, but at most it was in the introductory stage. Now he took it out to apply for a job, which is equivalent to a bachelor's degree in elementary school!
Therefore, Master Liu also joined the "Note Sticking Brigade" and found a copying agency, printed thousands and eight hundred small notes with the words "Door-to-door repair". He pasted the corridor when he saw it and stuck it when he saw the telephone poles. After half a year, his business did not improve. However, the police station and the Urban Management Bureau became familiar with each other. He was either almost treated as a thief or a certificate. There was no way, so who told him to go out in the middle of the night?
Chapter completed!