The sound farts don’t smell bad, and the smelly farts don’t sound bad. It’s indeed a famous saying. Don’t look at the soft and soft sound of the ‘puff’ sound, but it’s powerful, no less than a nuclear bomb explosion. No wonder internationally controlled biochemical weapons are stricter than nuclear weapons.

Master Liu only felt dizzy and had difficulty breathing, but what shocked Master Liu even more was that under the shriveled buttocks of yellow plate teeth, the size of a basin, the exposed yellow soil ground that melted cement and melted the cement actually collapsed, forming a deep pit of nearly two meters, enough to accommodate a person to climb in.

Master Liu scratched his head, looking very difficult to choose. The passage where the fart popped out, should he still only live chickens go in first, or light a candle in the southeast corner to test the air quality inside?

Huang Banya stood up with her pants, with rat eyes beside her. The two brothers looked distinctive, one tall and thin, and the other was short winter melon. They looked like a pair of brothers. They looked at Master Liu proudly, as if they told him that he would lose the bet and would rent a bungalow for them in the shanty town later.

Master Liu observed the movement in the police room again. The two killers were equipped with spider silk, fly shit, tobacco foam, soles, mouthwash and used toilet paper. Judging from their meaning, the last one is the used Anerle. As long as they put together these things, they can refine the most poison in the world!

Master Liu hated chills all over his body, and wanted to catch those two guys, let the mouse eyes swim at them, so that they could have enough fun. However, at this time, time was tight and there was no time to delay. Cheng Xingwu might even send someone else. So Master Liu immediately filled the empty bottle with tap water, pinched the mouse eyes' mouth and poured it down. Seeing his stomach bulging, Master Liu said with satisfaction: "Come on, brother, pee as much as possible. It is best to pee through the bottom shell, pee through the center of the earth, and go directly to the southern hemisphere. We even saved the air ticket!"

Then he turned to look at Huang Banya and said regretfully: "What a pity, there are no soybeans and radishes here, so you can only brew them yourself!"

Huang Banya shook her head and patted her stomach and said, "It's okay, it's okay. I grew up eating soybeans and radishes since I was a child. There are a lot of stock here."

"Then what are you waiting for, let's start right away!"

Master Liu was extremely excited. At such a critical moment, he met these two live treasures. Maybe it was not just a coincidence. Director Zhang specially arranged him in this cell. He might have known about their abilities early in the morning, just to help him get out of trouble. Maybe these two people can dress up as such a moral character, but they are actually mysterious personnel from relevant departments. Maybe these two people are greedy for him...

In short, there are many possibilities, but now it is the most important thing to go out now, and you cannot sit and wait for death. Although such a rash escape from prison is a bigger handle, Cheng Xingwu will make a big fuss and may be a net for setting up a net of heaven and earth, but Master Liu cannot wait. The main reason why he can go out will have a chance to overturn the case.

Just when Master Liu was anxious, a foul stinking came to his nose, almost making him choke. This is not only the smell of eating radish since he was a child, but also the strong smell of beans, peas, green beans, and red beans. If this smell is developed, it is definitely the best choice for suicide. It is recommended to use it for the execution of the death penalty, which is small in pain and fast speed...

At this time, Huangbanya had fallen into a depth of more than three meters underground. With the dim lights here, he could not see his people at all. The smell was a little smaller. Master Liu and the mouse's eyes also jumped. Each of the three of them had a box of matches, holding a cigarette in their mouths, and the logistics support was sufficient. Master Liu became more and more suspicious. This was intentionally arranged by Director Zhang. If this was the case, he had really done the right thing to persuade Chen Yuqi to give up his credit and cultivate his loyal subordinates.

However, it would be even better if Director Zhang could give him a few extra masks in addition to matches and cigarettes. This smell was too irritating!

This detention center was built decades ago. It was originally a temporary shelter. Now the detention center is all light-slaughtered criminals, so it covers a large area of ​​about 3,000 square meters. It is a very remote area. There are no other buildings in the four directions of the southeast, west and north. No matter where you go, you will only have more than 100 meters. However, they are very complicated below, with optical cable pipelines, water pipes, and sewage discharge pipelines, which are mixed. But it doesn’t matter. As long as there is a cement baffle, the mouse’s eyes can be soaked in urine, as long as it is loess, sand, and yellow plate teeth are broken...

The two divided the work and cooperated, and the huge authentic jailbreak project was proceeding in an orderly manner. Master Liu gradually understood that this was a very magical special function. The urine of the mouse's eyes can dissolve cement, but it was ineffective against other substances. The farts of the yellow-plate teeth can blow away sand and stones. There is no other use, but these two items alone are extremely useful. Although the smell exceeds the standard and does not meet the current low-carbon and environmental protection requirements, you can do something else. Master Liu suggested that after going out, he would take the two to the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang and the Mausoleum of Genghis Khan, and finally enter the Pyramid of Khufu in Egypt. With these two, there is no problem of jailbreaking, and tomb robbing can be easily picked up!

Master Liu felt the wonder of special abilities more and more. It was not so mysterious or rare. On the contrary, it seemed to be everywhere. Anyone could have his own mysterious supernatural powers, which could only be too ordinary or too special and not yet discovered. Just like these two people in front of him, if they were not forced by the foreman's wages, they would not have been left on the streets and slept under the overpass, and the sky should be made into a bed. Of course, they would be convenient to excrete waste gas in their bodies freely. Naturally, they would find something special.

The world is wonderful, just like human feces can be used as fertilizer to nourish crops. As long as we explore bravely, we will find that superpowers are everywhere!

Master Liu followed the two of them and was moving very fast. The yellow teeth were also admired. They were not fully released. This can increase the peristalsis of the large intestine, including ** muscle dynamics, and will definitely not be constipated. However, the mouse eyes are a little worse. You can urinate just by wanting to urinate, which is a manifestation of kidney yin deficiency...

Master Liu was heartless and helped others see a doctor. The authenticity was filled with the smell of pungent farts and urine and the smell of burning matches. However, this was also lucky. How many people escaped from the toilet passage and escaped from the stinky ditch, and the smell was very strong!

In this way, the three of them kept their heads down five meters, and then walked forward all the way for half an hour. The yellow plate teeth were stinking and farts were constantly, and the mouse eyes urinated as soon as they urinated. Master Liu almost practiced the long-lost Qigong. Finally, after the yellow plate teeth buzzed, wisps of light appeared on the top of his head, and there was a cement board asphalt road above him. Victory was right in front of him, and the mouse eyes also felt energetic. He took out a guy and anti-aircraft cannon!

The seemingly solid asphalt road immediately began to crack, dissolve, and turned into lime powder and dissipated invisible. I don’t know if it was because of his ability to swear or too many tofu projects. In short, the three of them saw hope and regained their freedom. Master Liu was the first to rush out. He was too excited and moved too much. His head hit a hard object in his head, which made him cry. Then he calmed down. It turned out that the exit was under a car. Master Liu slowly climbed out a little bit. Before he could look up, he saw red and blue light reflections on the ground. He looked up and saw, Damn, police car!

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The beginning of autumn is coming, and the real dog days have finally arrived. Although it has not been affected by the typhoon "Plum Blossom", the food is prone to decay in hot weather. You must pay attention to your diet and ensure the safety of our chrysanthemums.
Chapter completed!