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Prologue The Impossible Mission

Prologue: Unfinished tasks ()

"Name?"

"Brother, I will not change my name, I will not change my surname. Before I fall, I will be in heaven, after I get black, I will be in hell. I will be in the great devil Satan. According to the rules on the Tao, call me Brother Dan and listen!"

"Profession!"

"Boss of Hell, the leader of the Dark Legion, the leader of eight or nine million brothers!"

"Um?"

Meng will never leave.

There was no accident when I went to work on the first day. I was so crazy that I went home for dinner early. He nodded repeatedly, "Oh, I heard it, of course I have heard it, then you... Brother Dan, right? You were beaten by Brother Jesus, and you couldn't think of it, right?"

"That's right, when it comes to single-handed fights, my brother's strength is not bad, but why are he beaten to such a virtue?"

"Sir, your idea is wrong. Now it's an industrial society, and it focuses on management and management, not more than anyone's fist!"

Ye Huan said in a straightforward manner: "Business, it means missionary. Sir, you are alone, even if you have eight or nine million little brothers, you are also a demon Satan that everyone calls for beating. But what about brother Jesus? It is a synonym for glory, greatness, kindness and fraternity. He has been preaching for thousands of years, and waves his hand to more than one billion believers. You are an evil demon and a big man with more than one billion horsemen and the world's largest religion. How can you not lose? If you are as good as brother Jesus, you have more than one billion little brothers, can you still be beaten like this?"

"Oh my go, brother, you are the beacon of hell, brother, my guide!"

In just a few words, the man's eyes lit up, "That's right, I was beaten to this kind of virtue last night because there were not as many younger brothers as others!" He rubbed his hands excitedly.

"Of course, if you have more than one billion brothers, maybe you can replace him as the number one great god in heaven and earth!"

"It's still not possible!" The man hesitated, "I have to have a brother who can preach! Look, Brother Jesus has Moses under him, and he has created the world's largest religion. Brother Shi has Bodhidharma in his family. Shaolin Temple has been incense for thousands of years. Even Brother Li's house, there is a sloppy Zhang Sanfeng sitting in the hall. If there is no such brother, why should I use to preach!"

"I can help you!"

Ye Huan was waiting for this sentence, "Sir, my major in university is religious teaching. If you give me a chance, I will help you make up a set of doctrines. Twenty years, no, ten years, I promise to create a world religion for you! At that time, you will be the true god, your brother will be the pope. Let's take two or three billion horsemen to seek revenge on Brother Jesus!"

"Oh my go, brother, what are you asking me to say!" The man hugged Ye Huan's thigh excitedly, "Brother, you are so good, brothers can't ignore it, then stop talking about anything. If you can really help me create the world's largest religion, when you succeed, I will ask you to hell. At that time, you, Brother Huan, I, Brother Dan, our brothers are the two giants in hell!"

"Well, brother, you are very good, I can't be vague, you wait, I'll go preaching to you now!"

Ye Huan clasped his fists solemnly, then ran away.

Tired!

After a series of nonsense, I almost became crazy, but fortunately I finally found a chance to escape!

"Hey, brother, don't hurry to leave!" Ye Huan ran quickly, and the man shouted anxiously from behind, "Brother, I'm not educated, but I know that my reputation is not good. Go and help me preach. You will be burned to death by evil demons on the spot in every few days!" He gritted his teeth, "Then stop talking about anything, brother, I'll bleed today!"

As he said, extremely magically, he disappeared in place!

A few seconds later, the man appeared opposite Ye Huan, holding more than a dozen golden particles, or golden balls in his hand? The light was too strong, and Ye Huan couldn't see clearly, but it must be a good thing.

"Brother, open your mouth!"

The man said nothing, opened Ye Huan's mouth and stuffed more than a dozen small things into it.

"You, you..." A living person could actually disappear on the spot and teleport. Ye Huan's mind was blank, "You, what did you eat for me?"

"Hehe, there is a saying in the Bible. Have you heard of it? Brother Jesus' father came to the world..."

Ye Huan was completely numb and subconsciously said: "I have heard that God has come to the world. For glory, believers must glorify God!"

"Oh my go, brother, you know so much about Brother Jesus's gang rules!"

Ye Huan shook his head.

"Can't you say it? Hehe, brother, I tell you, this is called the power of glory, the ultimate move of heaven!" The man laughed and said, "To put it bluntly, it can be transformed into power. The greater the glory, the stronger the power! To be more straightforward, glory is to pretend to be x, it is to cool the wind, it is to show off the limelight. The greater the limelight, the stronger the power you get!"

"Just show the show, you can gain strength?"

Ye Huan repeated blankly.

"Brother, your understanding is so great. That's it. If you show off, you can become stronger!" The man laughed, "Brother, what I just ate for you is the seed of the power of glory, the wings of the twelve glory angels! From now on, brother, you will show off your stakes desperately. The bigger the stakes, the more the wings of glory can grow. When your twelve wings open together, oh I'll go!" He opened his arms exaggeratedly, "That's immortality. Don't mention Brother Jesus, even if Brother Jesus' father Andy Lau comes, you can still do a big fight!"

"You, are you really Satan?"

Ye Huan finally woke up a little and asked tremblingly.

"It's all my brothers, why don't you believe I'm Satan!" The man slapped his forehead, "Hey, by the way, there's another thing that brother, you have to pay attention. Hehe, don't blame brother for being careless. These twelve angel wings of glory have been modified by brothers. You can't just show off your name, but you have to play my brother Dan's name when you show off. Hey, that is, show off your limelight when you teach me, and you can get strength!"

"You, you are really Satan!"

Ye Huan screamed and ran away.

"What are you running?" The man calmly waved and smiled, "Okay, if you want to run, then run, but brother, you have to remember that within ten years, you have agreed to the world's largest religion!"

"Fuck your fucking religion!"

When he helped Satan preach, Ye Huan also knew how to write the word "death"!

"Oh, you dare to scold me?" The man's face turned gloomy, "Brother, the Wings of Glory have given you. If you just take advantage of the benefits and don't do anything, don't blame your brother for being rude!"

The man pointed at Ye Huan coldly, and suddenly, there was a sharp pain on Ye Huan's neck. He turned his head 180 degrees with a magical move that normal people could never do, and saw his back.

A five-pointed star with a black goat skull inside. There was an unknown time when such a tattoo was added on his back.

This is the standard Satanic symbol!

"This is called the depravity symbol!" The man laughed strangely, "Every June 6, my brother Dan's birthday, I will check your results! If you work hard and grow a glorious angel wing in this year, nothing will happen. But if you dare not work but work, even an angel wing will not grow within a year. Hehe," he laughed strangely, "This depravity symbol will lose its suppression and turn you into a depravity monster. What will happen then? Brother, you are studying religious teaching in college, you understand!"

"What do I know!" Ye Huan shouted anxiously, "Brother Dan, let me tell you the truth. I skipped classes for four years in college, failed the course for half a year, and lost my graduation certificate in the last year. I really don't know what would happen!"

"I don't know, then you can just slackewer and try it!"

The man grinned and waved, "Okay, brother, go and preach hard. Come on, Xiongqi, Brother Dan supports you spiritually!"

As he said that, he disappeared without a trace.
Chapter completed!
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