Help, Master!

What Ye Huan hates most when he read Journey to the West is this sentence. How many times did a child, a woman, or an old man and an old lady shout this sentence, and then Tang Xuanzang went up to be a bad person. The monkey's three corpses were furious and even vomited blood in grievance...

The most overwhelming thing is that when the child, woman, old man and old lady turned into a demon, almost ate Tang Monk, and was rescued by the monkey hard, Tang Monk still didn't remember the same trick, how many times did he eat it!

I'll wipe it!

Is there such a fool in the world?

So Ye Huan always felt that Tang Seng had already seen through the monsters, and it was intentional!

As for this woman who suddenly called for help...

This is hell, a barren mountain and uninhabited land with hundreds of miles of radius, suddenly a little girl appeared, shouting for help below... Can you believe this?

Anyway, Ye Huan thinks that this is an authentic monster!

Two days have passed since the fight, and Ye Huan's strength has recovered. He jumped off the old pig and went to the edge of the cliff to see that it was a raised rock. A girl who was seventeen or eighteen years old, in a state of silence, looked like an ordinary village girl, might have fallen down. She lay on the rock, a tui was twisted unnaturally, and there was still a lot of blood that had not yet dried up...

The wind was very strong under the cliff, and the water splashed up, like a huge wave washed away. The girl was shaking and falling to the ground, as if she could fall down at any time. Fortunately, there were some strong vines on the cliff. She grabbed one of them, struggled while looking at the people on it pitifully...

This looks really pitiful!

Is this monster quite "dedicated"?

Ye Huan smiled calmly, "Miss, don't worry, let me tell me, where did you come from and why did you fall under this cliff?"

The little woman looked a little angry - she now broke a tui, bleeding, and was invaded by the wind and waves of mountains and water, so where was she still in the mood to chat? Especially now Ye Huan is teasing the monsters and smiles a little evilly.

In an instant, a hot stream of heat in the little woman's heart seemed to explode, exploding.

Her eyes immediately became cold.

However, after all, when someone helped her, she tried her best to say: "Master, the little girl's surname is Huang, and her name is still waiting for her name, so her name is inconvenient... The little girl's house lives in Baijiazhuang, a hundred miles away. She has never left the village since she was a child. She didn't expect that the day before yesterday, suddenly a swaying sky and earth, and the little girl's home also fell in the earthquake. Although she has landed, she doesn't know when, when, when, and where. The little girl's family has also left many people in the fall, with only a few hundred people left, with no food and no relatives and friends, so she had to go out separately to explore the path, or find some food to go back. But I don't expect that when the little girl found this place, a strong wind blew, and the little girl fell down the mountain. Fortunately, she saw several masters passing by and called for help..."

Ye Huan felt chill!

This little woman...dam, she actually calls herself a little girl!

After the first catastrophe, although human culture has undergone some changes, it was generally inherited from the 21st century AD. At that time, who would say "little woman"!?

At that time, normal girls said "I", and said "I am a little bolder". Even the ladies of the oldest ancient family would at most cover their mouths and call themselves "WuWu" in their own name. To say that a little girl is either a joke or a lunatic!

For thousands of years, do monsters not even change their lines?

Thinking of this, Ye Huan shook his head repeatedly...

Unexpectedly, the little girl Huang's face became even more angry after not waiting for Ye Huan to save the person. "Master, the little girl has already said it clearly. Why didn't the master save the person? Could it be that he still wants to ask for money?"

Ye Huan joked casually, "Save people once, one hundred taels!"

Anyway, it's a monster, just tease it! Ye Huan feels like he received a fraud call in his previous life saying that his credit card was swept in a certain place, and chatted with the scammer for several hours, and instead hypnotized the scammer to run...

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The little woman looked at Ye Huan in shock, as if she didn't believe that there were such people in the world. After a moment, she snorted heavily and ignored Ye Huan anymore. She looked upwards... It might be that the fake Tang monk had a kind appearance and a steady temperament, and looked much kinder than Ye Huan, so she said aggrievedly: "This master, is this your companion? The little woman came from a good family and didn't want to pay attention to this evil monk. She asked the master to save him. The little woman will never forget the master's kindness in her life!"

The fake Tang Monk didn't know what he thought, so he smiled and asked the guards to go down to save the people.

After a while, a big man carried the little woman on her back. After a simple healing and bandaging, some blood was recovered from the little woman's face. She sat there and thanked her slowly, "Thank you for your help, the little woman is so touching..." As she said that, she looked at Ye Huan coldly, "Compared to some evil monks, the master is a real master monk, and I have the compassion of my Buddha!"

The fake Tang Monk smiled and said, "The female donor was joking. Actually, I just like to make some jokes..."

As he said that, he glanced at the little girl Huang's Duantui and frowned and said, "Female donor, this place is dangerous, so it's better to return home as soon as possible. However, the female donor is unable to move and cannot walk the mountain road..." He thought for a while, "How about I carry you back!"

As soon as this statement came out, Ye Huan understood what this fake Tang Monk meant.

During Journey to the West, there were many times when the monster asked for help, they were arranged to carry the monkey on their backs. Later, the monster turned against him and took this opportunity to deal with the monkey... Obviously, the fake Tang Monk was following this paragraph, pretending to carry the monster, and then causing her some "little trouble" on the way.

Haha, this fake Tang Monk actually started teasing monsters!

Unexpectedly, the little woman's face became even colder. He looked at the fake Tang Monk and actually... he pulled out a dagger from his boot and pressed it against his neck.

"Master, men and women are not allowed to marry each other. Although you become a monk, you are also a man, carrying a little girl... You, are you trying to save the little girl? Humph, I have a teaching, and the little girl would rather die than let you, a monk, defame the little girl's innocence!"

The yellow girl's eyes turned red, and tears as big as beans actually rolled down.

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The little woman looked at Ye Huan again, and then looked at the fake Tang monk. Seeing that they were all confused, she said sadly: "You two brothers and monks, one is a greedy monk, and the other is a yin monk. They have really ruined the reputation of Buddhism. Even if the little woman dies today, she will go to hell in the future, and she will sue you for the crime of forcing you to death in front of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva!"

After saying that, she really wants to wipe her neck!

Of course, the guards stopped her, and then all the guards turned around and looked at the two Xuanzang strangely...

What to do!

Ye Huan couldn't help but mutter, "Fake it, do you think this is a monster, are you lying to us?"

"Yes!" The fake Tang Monk was also a little confused, "A little girl suddenly appeared in the wilderness ridge, and she was full of classical Chinese, saying that she would save her... Even if it wasn't Journey to the West, you and I were not Tang Monk, but just an ordinary person, and would think this matter was strange and test her, but this woman, this woman..."

Too exaggerated!

Saving a person, one hundred taels. Although this sounds so annoying, as long as you are not too stupid, you should hear that Ye Huan is joking. More than a thousand years have passed since the catastrophe. More than a thousand years ago, this sentence was harmless...

The most depressing thing is the fake monk Tang... You are injured, I will carry you, and this will become a monk? Little woman, starting more than a thousand years ago, this is the most common thing! According to your statement, memorizing it will be considered a monk. Damn, the male doctor has changed to a pig cage and drowned alive!

He was so angry that Ye Huan asked Zen Master Dade, "Master, you have seen it just now, I am so angry!"

"Amitabha, Master Xuanzang, don't worry, I have seen it, I really don't blame the two masters..." The great master said a fair word, "Besides, when the two are traveling to the west, they meet such a woman on the way, and she looks like this, if I were such a monk, I would be more wary!"

After saying that, he came to the young woman instead of the two and said together: "The female donor, the Dharma name of my monk, Dade, is at the end of this tragic rifle. The host of Dade Zen Temple has lived here for decades. If the female donor is a local, he must have heard of my monk's Dharma name!"

"Great master, howling?"

The little woman was stunned, "This is not Eagle Sorrow..."

Maybe the great monk was really friendly, so the little woman let go of her vigilance and said relievedly: "Master, don't blame me, the little woman has never heard of the master's Dharma name, but has heard of the Dade Zen Temple... The Dade Temple worships three Buddhas, which are for the ancient Buddha of Lan Deng, the Buddha of Tathagata, and... the Venerable of Jingtan, right?"

Um?

When the little woman mentioned the first two Buddhas, everyone thought about it, the past lights were burned, and the present Tathagata, the third Buddha must be the future Maitreya, and it was the Buddha of the three generations. But she didn't expect that she actually said that the third Buddha was Zhu Bajie!

When did the old pig sit on the same side as those two?

"Have the female donor been to Dade Temple?" Dade seemed very happy, "No, it's the three Buddhas. The temple of the mistress is different from other places. If the female donor had not been to Dade Temple, it would be impossible to say it if it was not a local person!"

The little woman became more and more relaxed and said apologetically: "Master, I did have been there, but don't blame me... When I went there, the little woman was still a naughty boy. When I saw the Buddha statue of the Guantan Venerable, I was so fat and cute. I was naughty for a moment, and I carved a couplet on the belly of the Guanist's Buddha statue..."

"You can eat a big belly, and you can eat it to the world's resentment, and you can always smile!" The great master said the first half.

"A villain cannot tolerate monk Dazhi, so it is hard to be the golden body of the Buddha!"

The little woman immediately followed the second half of the sentence, and then nodded happily, "Yes, it's this couplet. The little girl was young and wrote childish and ridiculous, which really made the master laugh... Has the master seen this couplet with his own eyes?"

In a moment!

The great master seemed to be struck by lightning, and his face was gone. He stared at the little girl Huang blankly, "The signature after that sentence is the name of the female donor... Huang Ling'er!?"

"Oh, the master is indeed the host of Dade Temple!" Huang Ling'er blushed and said, "That was the little woman's name, which was engraved on the venerable's belly at that time!"

The great master stopped talking!

To be precise, he seemed stupid, stunned, and stood there in a daze, without moving!

"Master!" Huang Ling'er greeted.

"ah!"

The great master finally woke up a little, but his face became extremely ugly. He struggled and tormented, and squeezed out some smiles and said, "If the female donor trust me, I will send you home... I have men around me, so it is not convenient to carry the female donor. It is better to wait. I will make a stretcher for the female donor!"

"Why bother Master Lao? Just borrow that mount..."

As he said that, the little woman pointed to a certain mount...

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Chapter completed!