Chapter 538 I haven't been a beast for many years!
Piao Tianwen Chapter 538 I have not been a beast for many years!
A long time ago, there was a story like this:
That was a man who commanded the Tianhe Water Army and guarded the Tianting Waterway Portal. He was able to take on such an important task. It was no doubt about his strength. It was not an exaggeration to say that he was the best man in the water battle in the Three Realms.
This person has a very cute shortcoming. He is quite greedy. He often eats all the food of hundreds of heavenly soldiers in one meal, which makes the soldiers complain to the Jade Emperor every day...
This person also has an advantage that makes women feel headache, that is, he is as handsome as the moon, and he makes thousands of girls scream and exclaim. Later, he was called the first handsome man in the pre-Journey to the West. But he was not a woman. Even when Chang'e of the Moon Palace threw herself into her arms, he taught him to drive him out...
One day, this person received a mission!
It was the Buddha of Tathagata who found him, told him, and asked him... You have the opportunity to replace Maitreya and become the next generation of Buddhas. Are you willing?
There is no bird in this man and bird Tathagata! Later, some people said that he was a big fool, but there were rumors in the heavens that he analyzed that Tathagata had no good intentions and was not deceived... But in the end, this man annoyed Tathagata and was also resentful by Chang'e, who was also resentful, so there was a later scene: this man was framed by Chang'e and Tathagata, exiled to the mortal world, and mistakenly became a pig's fetus!
The children know the next story. When Journey to the West was opened, this fat pig was lazy and pretended to be stupid. Later, he became a Buddhist venerable and was treated as a fool. However, a very few people also noticed that along Journey to the West, this fat pig was never in danger and never suffered a great loss. When the disasters and difficulties along Journey to the West were really encountered, it was often the fat pig that came forward to reconcile and protected Tang Monk to arrive all the way to the West...
Later, this man became a Buddhist venerable and enjoyed all his blessings while eating and drinking!
Later, the man's wife was tragically killed...
Later, this man gave the Buddha's lotus platform to Maitreya and became the mascot of Hell Thunder.
Later, this man came to the ground to call Ye Huan Master...
This person has many names, Zhu Bajie, Zhu Wuneng, and Zhu Tianpeng. However, what this guy likes most is the pseudonym used when he got married in Gaojiazhuang, Zhu Steel Bristle, which is synonymous with the ugly man in the Three Realms!
——The above is a story that Ye Huan knew later that he couldn’t tell the truth!
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"Idiot, I, Lao Sun, isn't the Monkey King, who is your grandfather? Is your grandfather?" After hearing Lao Zhu's words, Nie Hou's facial muscles twitched unconsciously.
"You are still pretending to be stupid to me? When Gao Laozhuang was in the middle of Gao Laozhuang, you even said the words of killing me Laozhu. Do you still have to pretend?... Monkey King, hey, Monkey King, are you worthy?" Laozhu looked at Nie Hou with a chuckle. When he saw that Nie Hou had not admitted it, he sarcastically said, "Yes, I Laozhu will give you another tip. Think about it, when I met again in Gao Laozhuang last time, Xiaobai asked you... What happened in the ninth year of Journey to the West?"
"The ninth year!"
His body trembled, and then Nie Hou laughed as if he was awakened, "Continue to say, see how much you, a fool, can say!"
The old pig sighed, "How much? At least in the years of Hell Lei Yin, I, the old pig, had nothing to do to eat and drink, and I, also figured out some things. At least, I, the old pig, figured out the messy tricks before Tathagata and the three great masters, had understood them!"
As he said that, he looked sad, "Chang'e took off all his clothes and got into my room. It was Tathagata's instructor. You personally helped Chang'e?... Otherwise, the strength of my old pig's Daluo Golden Immortal could not have been to let a little Chang'e enter the room. At that time, Tathagata wanted to drag me into the water and help Tang Xuanzang complete his first visit to the scriptures, right?"
Nie Hou laughed strangely, "That's right, Tathagata had already made a plan to obtain the scriptures at that time. Jin Chanzi had reincarnated, but there was still a lack of people who could protect him to obtain the scriptures. So, it's you. Who taught you to kill more than a dozen demon kings before that, and the three realms thought you were the number one strong man in the Heavenly Court!"
The old pig ignored him and continued, "I still know that my wife was eaten by someone... Is it you who ate me? It was Tathagata who started planning his second visit to the scriptures. This time he wanted me to be my old pig as his master. After obtaining the scriptures, he forced me to be a Buddha. But how could the next generation of Buddhas who have obtained the scriptures have a wife and children? So, Tathagata instructed you, monkey, to eat my wife and to cut off my old pig's last concern, right?"
Nie Hou clapped his hands repeatedly, "Did you, you are so smart!"
On the other hand, Ye Huan was confused when he heard it.
Chang'e hooked up with the old pig, and it was Nie Hou and Tathagata who were doing evil behind the scenes. The old pig's wife died tragically, and Tathagata and Nie Hou cooperated with him... Hell, this seems to be the old account of the immortals and Buddhas from n thousand years ago, without any beginning or end, I really don't understand what's going on!
But then, Ye Huan understood another sentence from Lao Zhu and understood it completely!
It's true...
"Finally, I, the old pig, thought of it too!" The old pig gritted his teeth and said, "In the ninth year of Journey to the West, our master and apprentice... met a monkey... a six-eared macaque!"
In an instant, Nie Hou seemed to have been immersed in a fixed manner and stopped talking nonsense!
"Actually, I have felt something was wrong. Needless to mention the ones I saw with my own eyes, I just talked about the seven-point true and three-point false Journey to the West that was randomly made up by the world. Look at what it was written in it!" The old pig roared angrily: "Before meeting Liu'er Mihou, what a hero, the eldest brother was such a hero. When he saw the demon, he didn't agree with him and beat him up. Even if he was injured or defeated, he was still a strong man. He never missed those immortals, Buddhas and gods, but what did he become after meeting Liu'er Mihou? He was timid and lowered his eyebrows and eyes. This was not enough, but he lost his pride back then, and he was like... paralyzed. He was like a puppet of Tang Monk, a good son. Tang Monk said he went east, and Tang Monk said he went west, and Tang Monk said he went west, and Tang Monk farted, and he said it was fragrant. Is this the same as the Monkey King who was making trouble in the sky back then??"
The old pig pointed at Nie Hou, "Why? Because I lost my bag, in the ninth year of Journey to the West, Tathagata saw that he could not surrender to the monkey's heart, so he asked you to fight with the monkey, from the earth to the underworld, to the heavenly palace, and then to Guanyin's purple bamboo forest. Finally, he went to the Great Leiyin Temple. If he didn't even look at it, he directly said that the eldest brother was Liu'er Mihou, and then joined all the power of the Buddha to kill the eldest brother to silence him... Later, he walked out of Leiyin Temple and continued to seek the scriptures. It was you, Liu'er Mihou, right?"
Nie Hou's mouth twitched, and he suddenly shouted, "No, I am the Great Sage of the Monkey King, I am the Fighting and War Buddha!"
"Bad!" The old pig laughed sarcastically, "Liu Er, you are just a dog that was subdued by Tathagata. For many years, you have been helping Tathagata secretly as a thug. Later, the eldest brother disobedient, Tathagata gave you a chance to let you go to the table... Dog, do you understand? You have never been worthy of the four words "The Monkey King". You are a lackey raised by Tathagata's family!"
"Oh, by the way, rabbits will bite people if they are anxious. You lackey is pressed on your head by Tathagata for thousands of years, and you will get tired of it?" The old pig nodded, "So one day, you can't stand the days of such lackeys. When Tathagata planned the second Journey to the West, you ate Tang Monk and created Tathagata's rebellion. Hehe, this is the truth, right! Six-eared Macaque!"
Nei Hou roared as if he was crazy, and he waved his stick and shouted, "I, Lao Sun, are the Great Sage of the Monkey King!"
"Oh, I really don't admit it... If you are the Monkey King, let me tell me, Lao Zhu, where does your daughter Shura's foresight come from? Can the daughter of the Monkey King be a prophet? That's you!" Lao Zhu pointed at Nie Hou and laughed at him with all his heart, "Six-eared Macaque, everything is clear, Shura's ability to enlighten the Yin and Yang of the Three Realms inherited from you!"
Nei Hou suddenly felt angry, and he murmured, "I am the Great Sage of the Monkey King, Tathagata said... Tathagata said that from that day on, I am qualified to have a name, no longer an animal. He said that my name is Sun Wukong, I am Sun Wukong... Yes, that's what he said. The monkey was too disobedient. Even if he took the true scriptures, it would not be used by Buddhism. So I must lead him to the Great Leiyin Temple. At that time, Tathagata covered him with a golden bowl, and I beat him to death with a stick. I can call Sun Wukong. I can go with Tang Monk to obtain scriptures, and I can become a Buddha and a ancestor, and no longer an animal..."
The truth is revealed!
Ye Huan listened on the side, and while shocking the "truth" that the old pig said, his mind was buzzing loudly, but more often, he began to curse the old pig, "You fat pig, don't stimulate Nie Hou anymore!"
Although this Liu'er Mihou is not good at character, his strength is really worth less than that of the Monkey King!
"That's right, Liu Er... Ha, it turns out that I'm still Liu Er..." Nie Hou murmured for a while, as if he had accepted the reality, and laughed strangely, "I'm Liu Er, so what? I'll kill you today and eat Xuanzang's reincarnation. I'm still the strongest fighting and victory Buddha in the Three Realms!"
The old pig looked at him with compassion, "Follower, kill me and my master? Have you never thought that the real senior brother has never been beaten to death by you?"
"Um?"
"Idiot, the eldest brother never wants to travel the West, and he never thought about what kind of scriptures to help Buddhism get. Back then, he was teasing you, using your hand to pretend to die, and escape from the Five Fingers Mountain of Tathagata!" The old pig smirked, "Otherwise, do you think your stick can really kill the eldest brother?... Don't believe it? The eldest brother is nearby, I'll call you here to see?"
Nei Hou snorted heavily, not knowing whether he believed it or not, but his iron rod had already been raised and smashed down on Ye Huan's head.
Ye Huan is now, although the strength of the Ninth Level of the Ninth Level is not a match for Nie Hou, he is not without the power of a battle. He calmly spread his wings, San Riyue, Guimaru, Muramasa, Peerless Enchantment, Dingtang, Dragon Ya, Killing Sheng, T3, and the Three Sharp Knife, all of which were spread out.
However, the old pig gently patted his shoulder and gave him a wink, "Master, let the monkeys resolve the grudges of the monkeys themselves!"
Is this going to summon the Monkey King?
Sure enough... the old pig shouted at the top of his throat, and his voice penetrated the heavens, "Senior Brother, Master has encountered a monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Next...
Very quiet.
Nei Hou was startled by the throat, cautiously took the move and was on guard. However, after waiting for a long time, Ye Huan looked around and looked for the shadow of the eldest brother. The old pig was giggling there, but no third person appeared!
"Idiot, dare you play tricks on me!" Nie Hou raised the iron rod angrily, but at this moment, someone yelled him behind his back, and the swearing voice sounded, "I'm paralyzed, I'm planning to be Ouyang Tian, why are you yelling around?"
Chapter completed!