012. The strongest, most perfect flawless body
Regarding Taozhaide's surprise, Huang Luo completely put on an expression of not thanking me, and smiled and said, "Oh, you don't have to be polite! Your human body is too weak, so I'll help you improve it for a little bit to make it more convenient for combat. You don't need to thank me~"
As he said that, a Huang Luo came forward and gently pushed Taozhaide. The Huang Luo next to him said confidently: "Look, it's not bad for you humans to walk with two feet, but both feet can only be used to walk and cannot be grasped. ◎, so I removed all my feet and replaced them with hands. Any of these four pairs of hands has absolute power to support the whole body! Moreover, the bones and joints of each hand can rotate 360 degrees, unlike your original hands, which will be restrained by joint techniques. You can truly achieve 720 degrees of defense without dead corners on the whole body!"
Taozhaide smiled awkwardly, but Huang Luo had not finished introducing it yet: "Then, your human race will die without a head. This weakness is really inferior. Not only is inferior, but it is also easily attacked. So, I hide your brain in my body. Then I will make your face into an ornament and stick it on my back. Hehehe, I tell you, this face is actually a good protective color~! If someone wants to attack you, you can use the muscles on your back to stretch out this face to confuse the enemy and hit you with this fake face, and then you can take the opportunity to kill your enemy!"
"Fake, fake face?" Tao Zhaide touched his face, "My face is fake face? What about my eyes? What about my ears, nose, and mouth?!"
Huang Luo laughed and said, "Don't worry! I have added a brand new sonar radar to you, on your abdomen. In addition, have you seen the little black dots along your body? Those are your eyes~! I have installed hundreds of eyes for you! In this way, you can see all your visions in front, back, left, right, up and down!"
"Then, I put the part of my mouth on your eight hands. Each of your fingers has taste organs that can tell the taste in the air and all the tastes you taste. If you want to eat, your cane can crack directly. Come on, I'll demonstrate one for you!"
As he said that, Huang Luo raised his cervical horn. Tao Zhaide also raised it, and saw one of the arms of the body slowly lifting up and down. Gradually, starting from his thumb, the whole palm completely cracked up and down! The cracked arms were covered with dense teeth, as if they could completely swallow anything.
Seeing Taozhaide now, he looked completely open and looked wide open. Huang Luo was even happier. He laughed and said, "No need to thank me, really, no need to thank me~! If I hadn't used these materials in the Hell of Color Refining, I wouldn't be able to create such a body~! Moreover, I have arranged a small benefit for you. Look at this body. Can't you tell where Ding Ding is from the surface of your body? Hehe, this is because Ding Ding is hidden in your belly and will only pop out when needed. In this way, Ding Ding can be protected by this body. Isn't it perfect? Do you want to merge with this body as soon as possible and then the powerful power on the front line?"
"Can I change my body closer to humans?"
When Huang Luo had just finished speaking, Taozhaide gave such an answer directly. Although the fool's mouth still had a smile, there was no hesitation in his tone and a firm look.
Such an answer made Huang Luo stunned for a moment.
All Huang Luo stayed in place. He stared at Taozhaide, as if he was looking at something very strange. After a while, Huang Luo spoke, "Hey, humans, I ask you, don't you all like super strong bodies? I'll give you one now, why don't you?"
Taozhaide scratched the back of his head and said, "Maybe many people do like it. However, I guess many people, including Wu, cannot accept such a body. Our human race still prefers the body like this now. The one you created looks like a...monster."
"monster???!!!"
Huang Luo couldn't help but take a step back. The eyes under the horns were flashing with absolute incredibility!
"You... you actually said that the body I created is a monster?! But the human race, you must know that the current body of your human race is actually a real monster! When Yuan Shixian created you, he was extremely careless, cut corners and was passive and lazy. The final thing he created was that you, such as you, are full of weaknesses everywhere, and are full of various strange organ combinations. If you really say it, the current body of your human race is really a monster!"
"And you...and you! You actually called the body I created that strictly protects Ding Ding, protects important minds, has all-round combat capabilities, and has super first-class environmental adaptability... a monster?! Haha! Haha! A normal body will be called... monster by you abnormal bodies?!"
Seeing that Huang Luo was angry, Taozhaide could not answer these questions, but he also felt that he would be better to coax the supreme ancestor first. He hurriedly said, "No, no! Lord Huang Luo! That... how should we say it? Our human race has many flaws, so our human race will be more afraid of other things that are different from us. So we also like things that are more similar to ourselves...."
The Lord of the Yellow Spring was angry, and Siwei behind him also hurriedly came forward to persuade him: "Yes, sir, the human race is a kind of smart and stupid creature. Since they have all said that, they would rather accept the body designed by Yuanshixian, which is incomplete. Don't be unable to think about it anymore, right?"
Cai Lin, who was standing by, quickly said: "Yes, yes! Sir, didn't the senior sister just now? To let this human race exert the power of the turtle scripture, it is best to use the body that is closest to its original body. It's not that you did not do well, it is really... It is really a problem with this human race, it is all a problem with this human race!"
Huang Luo, who was burning in anger, gradually became quiet.
He raised his chevron and looked at the color scales, and then looked at the silk weaving. After that, the two forelimbs touched each other and said, "Really? I did a good job? It's all the fault of this human race?"
Immediately, the two female white-collar workers nodded strongly in agreement.
After hearing that it was not his own problem, Huang Luo relaxed a little. He glanced at Taozhaide by looking at him and said, "Hmph, I know that it must be the problem of your human race. What I created is not a monster, you are a monster, right?"
With silk weaving and colorful scales in front of the demonstration, Taozhaide nodded immediately and said, "Yes, yes, yes! Lord Huangluo is not a monster, we human race... we human race are monsters!... right?"
Hearing Taozhaide admit his mistake, Huang Luo finally became completely happy. He turned his head and smiled, "Oh, there is nothing we can do~! Well, I will just let it go, and I will help you adjust it again. Since you like incomplete designs, I will re-create one according to your human race now."
Taozhaide knew that he was dead, but now, he still felt a sudden feeling of ease. If he was really forced into that body, he would go back to see the scene of debt...ah, he couldn't even imagine it.
"By the way, human race, let me ask you something."
A large number of Huang Luo began to surround the platform again, and the body also decomposed again and merged into the fog
"Do you want to change your gender? I see that you are quite handsome, and your face is slightly adjusted. It is easy to change your gender."
Tao Zhaide was shocked and shook his head and said, "No, no! Please don't! I am a father, not a mother! Why did you think of doing this?!"
Huang Luo seemed a little sorry for Taozhaide's answer, and continued to operate the fog and said, "It's nothing, it's just that my colleagues have done this before. Last time they drank together in the dimensional gathering, Lao Yan always showed off to me when he drank too much. I thought you all like this."
Chapter completed!