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064. The kung fu of grinding tofu fresh and sweet

"Master, what did you teach me?"

"This is called the innate mysterious demon skill. You must practice it well, do you know?"

"Fresh and sweet...showing grinding...work? Are you using tofu? It's so sweet... Master, can you use this grinding tofu to grind fresh and sweet tofu?"

"It's not grinding tofu, it's a very powerful immortal technique. It can allow people like you who have no awakening mind body to have immortal techniques that can fight against immortals."

"Woo... Master, after learning this, can I grind the tofu easily? The tofu I grind for a day today, and my hands were blistered... It hurts so much..."

"I said it was not for grinding tofu!...............Ah, you are so stupid, I guess you can't practice this set of immortal techniques at all. My master suddenly felt that it was a waste of time."

"Master, don't say that. Although... Although Ling Tian is indeed stupid, everyone calls me a fool, as long as the master asks me to practice, I will definitely practice the fresh sweet tofu grinding technique. After learning it well, I will definitely grind the tofu harder so that I will not be beaten by the manager Liu, who is in charge. As long as the tofu is well ground, the manager Liu will not beat me."

"………………………………………Ha, I guess you won't wait until your mind sea collapses and backfires, and you will die for other reasons."

"Hehe, Master, I will definitely die. Everyone will die."

"Oh? It's rare that you can realize this at such a young age."

"Well, hehehehe~~~ It was Long Ji who told me. Long Ji said that everyone in the world will die, so before dying, you must do everything you want to do and live without regrets. Ling Tian is very stupid and doesn't know what to do in this life. So if the master can tell me what to do in this life, Ling Tian will definitely work hard and will do it regardless of everything."

"Really, are you willing to do anything?"

"Yes, what Master told me to do is definitely not wrong. But Master. Don't ask me to do too many things. Ling Tian is very stupid. He can only remember to do one thing at a time, and can only concentrate on doing one thing. If there are too many things, I am afraid that I will forget it. However, if Master only tells me one thing, Ling Tian will definitely complete it without hesitation! After Ling Tian completes one thing, Master will tell me something about Ling Tian."

"Hahahaha! Oh my. It's rare that you are such a dull disciple. Ling Tian, ​​you are really stupid. The stupid master actually doesn't want to teach you much. Learning to read and write, ordinary people can read through in a year, but you need three years. Let you adjust your breath evenly, and ordinary people can do it in a month, but you need half a year. Well, you are so stupid, you're almost polished your patience as a teacher."

"Woo...Master..."

"However, just based on your current words, the teacher has finally developed a little confidence in you. Haha, I'm afraid that these confidences will be in vain soon and you will die soon. But it doesn't matter. Since you listen to your teacher so much, the teacher may as well let you die faster. You must try hard to memorize the innate mysterious demon skills from today. In a month, I will start to teach you specific methods of cultivation."

"Oh, I got it, Master......"

"What's wrong? Is there anything else?"

"Master, can I grind the tofu after I memorize it? Hey, Master? Where are you? Master!"

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"Master...Master!Master-!!!!"

Suddenly, Tao Zhaide's eyes opened instantly!

In front of me is the ground, the snow-white ground.

After staying for a while, he realized that he was lying on the edge of a bed, and at this moment, he suddenly felt the terrible burning and stinging pain coming from his back! He couldn't help but pinch his fists.

Crazy!

When he noticed the pain, the mind power in his body immediately burst out, forming thin snowflakes on his back. Unfortunately, these thin snowflakes lasted less than five seconds before they were melted by the remaining black flames in his skin.

"Dad! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

However, no matter how painful it was, the anxious and crying sound from his ears still made him feel warm in his heart.

Turning his head away, I saw that the girl Xiao Qiu Qiang was now crying. The beautiful face was once again filled with snot and tears, and she was still holding two silver needles in her hands. Now, after seeing Tao Zhaide wake up, the little girl didn't even bother to throw the silver needles and hugged Tao Zhaide's head.

"Dad! Woo woo woo woo woo!"

"Good daughter, I...Oh yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

"Ah! I'm sorry, sorry! Dad, I owe... wuwu... wuwu..."

Xiao Qiuqian pulled out the silver needles that accidentally pierced into Taozhaide's shoulder and placed them next to him. Only then could he hug Taozhaide's head well and cry like a spoiled person.

Taozhaide smiled slightly and said, "Silly girl, why are you crying? Dad...is pretty good. Come on, let Dad see his daughter's little face and see how it's going."

Xiao Qiuxuan cried while rubbing the snot and tears on his face, and stood in front of Tao Zhaide with a big and colorful face.

I don’t know how long I had been in a coma. The little girl’s eyes were completely red and swollen. Her face was full of fatigue. A five or six-year-old child seemed to have not had a good sleep for a long time.

Looking at the child, Taozhaide slowly exhaled and said with some heartache: "Good girl, cry, cry. But now my father is alive, so there is no need to cry anymore. If I cry, my father's beautiful daughter will become ugly, do you know?"

Xiao Jiaobao nodded sobbingly, and raised his sleeves again and wiped his snot and tears. The child is really not afraid of being dirty. The sleeves are already hard, obviously covered with snot and tears.

Beside Xiao Qiuxuan were Zhu Lingshen. The two girls were relieved when they saw that their father was fine. Murong Minglan and Xingyan were also standing here. After seeing Tao Zhaide awaken, the two children were relieved.

"Master, how are you in your health now?"

Taozhaide couldn't answer, so he could only look at his daughter.

After snotting again, he said, "Now... Now that my father is awake, it's okay for half of it. But... wuwu, (sucking-) Dad's back is still very serious. It takes a lot of time... a lot of time... to recuperate and rest..."

Tao Zhaide smiled and turned his head hard to look around. After looking around for a moment, he suddenly said, "Where is Xiao Xie'er?"

Xingyan took a step: "Sister Xie'er is talking to the disciples of Canglan Sect and inquire about the matters about the Black Flame Demons, and... about Fang Zixing."

After hearing Fang Zixing's name, Tao Zhaide's spirit suddenly became excited! He arched up suddenly and shouted nervously: "Fang Zixing...Brother Fang! By the way, Brother Fang! Brother Fang was arrested! He... He was arrested! Ouch!"

As soon as he looked up, the wound on his back immediately cracked! The black flames also took this opportunity to escape again, causing strong pain. Xingyan, Murong Minglan, Zhuling Shuangshu and Xiao Qiulian were next to him, and hurriedly pressed the palace master to lie down again, telling him not to move around.

"Brother Fang...How is Brother Fang?! Later...How is it later?!"

Seeing Tao Zhaide's anxious look, Xiao Qiuxuan and others couldn't help but look at each other. After a while, Murong Minglan responded: "Master, after that, Fang Zizhe was caught by the five black flame demons. Those black flame demons rushed into the sky like flames, burning a big hole in the sky. Then, they disappeared."

Tao Zhaide gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "The Crazy Fire and Thunder Stunning Thunder Streams... It's indeed the innate Xuan Demon Art. Damn...! Brother Fang... Why do they want to arrest Brother Fang? If you really want to arrest me... or get debts?"

Xiao Qiuqian widened his eyes, as if he didn't know what was going on. But at this moment, the main duck flew in from the window with his wings. After seeing Taozhaide awake, the big white duck couldn't help but let out two gloating laughs: "Servant, is it so good to faint?"

Taozhaide is not in the mood to continue to joke with this supreme ancestor. He hurriedly shouted: "Master duck!Master duck! Brother Fang... Brother Fang was captured!"

The main duck sorted out his feathers very easily: "I know, I saw them all."

Taozhaide: "Master duck! Those people...who are those people? Why don't you catch me or owe debts...but catch Brother Fang?! Will there be dangers in Brother Fang? He... the decisive battle with me... the decisive battle has not begun... not yet fought!"

The main duck yawned and said boredly: "You human race are really freaks. He is your enemy. The opponent you were going to fight to the death three days ago. Now that he is caught by others, what do you mean by that care so much?"

Taozhaide: "I..."

Lord duck: "Okay, OK, I don't want to know what you humans think. You can't explain it. In short, the girl with two souls is investigating now. Haha, she is really your good helper. I know that she can't be used to stay by your side, so I start to prepare for the next move."

Taozhaide was a little surprised. He gritted his teeth and asked, "What preparations?"

The master duck was stunned and then smiled and said, "Oh, don't you know yet? The main gate of Canglan Sect is coming. During your sleepiness, the sect leader is almost about to demolish half of Xue Meiniang's mountain! If it weren't for the large enough place for our Xue Meiniang to demolish it, and the terrain is complicated so that he can't find it, he might have demolished Guanghan Palace now."

"But now~~~"

The main duck turned his head and looked out the window, laughing—

"The evil star in Guanghan Palace seems to have arrived." (To be continued)
Chapter completed!
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