Chapter 19, chrysanthemum, pervert, bastard
There is an old Chinese saying that there is no banquet that never ends. The guests began to leave slowly, and the increasingly empty exhibition hall confirmed this very well. After all, the cocktail party was not a place to watch the fixture, and basically there was no clear ending time. If the crowd was in high spirits, it would be okay to leave all night long. If it was too boring, it would be reasonable to end early. Wang Qibu, a participant of today's banquet, felt it was worth it. He met Lin Haoran, got a top movie studio and 100 million US dollars from him. He fucked Anne Hathaway, and got her heroine of her new film and a long, long, ten-minute kiss from her. In Wang Qibu's opinion, today's cocktail party was just for him. So he kindly considered whether to find Lin Haoran, the preparer of the cocktail party, and then paid for the fee for today's cocktail party. Well, as long as it was not very expensive.
"You're so busy tonight. Why, are you finally going to develop your huge team of girlfriends to the United States?" Yue Xiaochen, who came in front of Wang Qibu, teased.
"A man is determined to be thousands of miles away. You have also traveled to the ocean to bring you the spirit of foodie." Wang Qibu was in a good mood and added another glass of tequila to himself and then said without any blow.
"Hmph, you are all acquaintances who know the other party's virtues. Is it interesting to pretend to be cultivated with me? If you weren't busy with the fellow villager and soaking that big-eyed little sister today, you might not have eaten less than me. Locke has left, so why should we withdraw?" Yue Xiaochen said mercilessly. Wang Qibu did not refute this time, after all, what he said was right.
"Retreat. Ask Locke tomorrow when will this good thing happen? Let's come again." Wang Qibu said very decisively, saying such words without a limit.
"I'm sorry, disturb me." Just as the two were about to leave, a voice came from behind them. Two peerless masters stood still at the same time and turned around. An Asian race who should be not old but with an artificial back combed said in English.
Both of them were silent and waiting for each other to continue saying something. In fact, although these two guys had no lower limit, they were still talking about basic politeness. But at this moment, even they couldn't explain why they were like this.
"Two, my name is Wu Gui. I'm taking the liberty to bother you. I actually want to discuss a business with you, to be precise, Qibujun." Wu Gui bowed to the end. Although this sentence was said in Chinese, both Wang Qibu and Yue Xiaochen knew why he had such a reaction just now. Ya Japanese. These two people were born decades ago when they saw these dwarfs wearing diapers on the streets of China, they would have chopped them up. Moreover, in Wang Qibu's previous life, he still had a lot of friction with Japan.
"Apart from financial robbery, I don't seem to have any business to negotiate in Japan." Wang Qibu, who did not hide anything and even deliberately showed off his bad behaviors he had done to Japan, raised his eyebrows and said.
"Haha, Qibujun is really humorous and funny. Actually, what I want to talk to you today is your business in the United States, or more accurately, in Hollywood." Wu Guijidao, who has practiced the skill of nourishing qi, has been practicing very well at home.
Wang Qibu laughed and said nothing more. The person who spoke was Yue Xiaochen, "Turtle? Are your surnames Wu? The four single characters in Japan have no surnames, namely Yuan, Yu Ju, and Teng. Are you a liar?" He said in terms of being mean, Wang Qibu, Yue Xiaochen, Shen Qingge and others are one by one. How could Yue Xiaochen, who didn't even give Wang Qibu's face to give a little Japanese face? So he teased.
"Brother, don't show your timidity. This kid belongs to the royal family. It seems to be a certain nephew of the current emperor. So he has no surname, but it seems that if he gets married in the future, he will follow the surname of the woman's family." So, in terms of being humble, Wang Qibu is not bad at all compared to Yue Xiaochen. I won't mention the lethality of the marriage change of the surname. Just talking about the royal family can already make the Japanese who are seriously conceited and like yy crazy.
Sure enough, Wu Gui, who had a smile no longer as bright as before, said, "Qianbujun is indeed knowledgeable, but there is one place that may be a little problem. I am the prince of the royal family of the Great Japanese Empire, not the royal family you mentioned."
"Haha, it seems that Prince Wugui is really not as knowledgeable as me. At least he has a lot of effort in history. Ask me, your history lesson was taught by your master's wife? I am a mere island country, and I have been enthroned by my Chinese dynasty for generations. Don't you even want to deny this kind of common sense that has clear historical records? First of all, the name of your country was given by our Emperor Wu. According to the "Old Book of Tang", you Japanese finally understood that it was not a good thing to say that the Japanese who had used as treasures before was not good, so they asked me, Emperor Wu of the Tang Dynasty to see if I could change the name. Emperor Wu changed the name of your country to "Japan" and affirmed this statement in the 8th century AD.
It was clearly affirmed that Wu Zetian ordered Japan to change the name of the country to "Japan". Later Han Dynasty, Ming Dynasty re-enthroned several times, and your ancestors even claimed to be the minister who wrote to me, Emperor Ming. I'm sorry, because I don't like Japanese too much, so I can still recite this memorial. I heard that the Three Kings are at the extreme and the Five Emperors Zen Buddhism. Only China has a master, how can the barbarians and no king? The vast universe is not the sovereign power of one lord; the universe is wide and prosperous, and it is the state of various countries to defend. The world is not the world of one person. I live in a far-reaching Japanese country, a small country with less than 60 cities and less than 3,000 territories, and I still have a sense of contentment, so I am content and long. Now Your Majesty is the king of China, and is the king of ten thousand cities, with more than 1000 territories, and there is still a shortage.
The heart often has the intention of extinction. The sky has the intention of murderous intent, and move stars to change their lobbies; the earth has the intention of murderous intent, and dragons and snakes walk on land; people have the intention of murderous intent, and heaven and earth have repeated. Yao and Shun are virtuous, and guests from all over the world; Tang and Wu are kind, and they are tribute from all directions. I heard that Your Majesty has a strategy to raise war, a small country has a plan to defend the enemy, a paper has an article about Confucius and Mencius, and a strategy of military strategy of Sun Wu. I also heard that Your Majesty selects generals and sets up a force to invade the minister's territory. The land of water and terrain and the state of mountains and seas, so water comes from the soil to cover the army, and is about to welcome the army, how can you kneel down and worship it? Following it may not be a life, and rebelling against it may not be a death. When we meet in front of Helan Mountain, we talk about playing a big show, so what are you afraid of! If the king wins the minister, the king will not be a martial arts; if the minister wins the king, the king will not be a martial arts; if the minister wins the king, the king will be a shame to the small country. Since ancient times, peace is the best and war is the best.
Strong; avoid the trouble of living beings, save the common people's hardships. He is worshipped in the superior country every year, and he is called weak Japanese every year. Now he sends envoys to answer the question of Heima and respectfully go to Danji. The minister bows his head in fear and fear, and is careful to hear it. Tsk tsk, that is, the level of elementary school composition, I really don't know how he chose him to ascend the throne. Of course, the most likely thing is that he is not as good as him. Hey, by the way, Prince Wugui, what does it mean to look at me with that resentful look? Do you want to openly overthrow the remarks of your ancestors? If so, then you are really a king-Bao-dan who deceives his master and destroys his ancestors." It is necessary to attack people with skills, and it is best to have a certain theoretical accumulation, and it happens that Wang Qibu has both.
After taking a few deep breaths, Wu Gui just said, "Some things still need to be verified. After all, no one now has seen what happened a hundred or decades ago with his own eyes." Although it was a distortion, it was already an amazing skill to hold back the breath in Wang Qibu's eyes. Wang Qibu really wanted to certify and praise him; you are really as your name!
"Okay, let's not worry about these things. I have said that I have a business to talk to you." Obviously, this is Wu Gui's last effort.
"You can talk. But you also say it's a business matter, Prince. So, let's go to my seventh office tomorrow and let's negotiate slowly." But who knew that Wang Qibu actually agreed with a drift.
"Uh, okay, okay. Then I will visit your company tomorrow." Wu Gui, who had not reacted for a while, said, and then said goodbye immediately.
"Did you promise him?" Yue Xiaochen, who was as surprised as Wu Gui, asked.
"Yes." Wang Qibu replied.
"Give me a reason?" Yue Xiaochen asked.
"I haven't stepped on this king-ba-egg!" Wang Qibu replied again.
Then the two guys looked at each other shamelessly and smiled.
Chapter completed!