Chapter 44: Love and Aphrodisiacs
Hua Niang stretched her waist lazily, feeling sore and sleepy all over her body. No matter who was sleeping in the dark for three days, she would feel sore and sleepy.
It was very lively outside. Hua Niang pushed the window open a gap and looked out secretly. There were indeed many people outside. There were also many people wearing official uniforms holding tea cups very elegantly to criticize the green mountains in front of her. The little rooster with the most hypocritical smile showed a few white teeth and looked at the officials talking in admiration.
As long as someone's cup is empty, he will help others fill it up very hard, and his movements are extremely smooth and comfortable. At first glance, he is a person who likes to flatter.
The little bacon girl walked in and carried a large basin of clean water. It seemed that she was going to take it for herself to wash it. There were no willow branches? There was only a small white brush. Hua Niang didn't know what this was for.
Fortunately, Bagua is a kind and understanding daughter. She sprinkled the green salt powder on her toothbrush and bared her teeth and gestured twice. Hua Niang immediately knew what it was for.
“Gurry is weird.”
After a little review, I took a sip of water and started to brush my teeth. It was indeed easier to use than willow branches. After Hua Niang washed her face, the bacon was cleaned up the house, and the red painted toilet was washed clean.
Hua Niang sat in front of the window to tidy up her hair. She couldn't find a suitable hairstyle when she fiddled with her hair. The afternoon sun shone on the water tank in front of the window, and a faint halo reflected into the room. The bacon looked at Hua Niang's towering chest, fair neck, slender fingers, and picturesque eyebrows. She couldn't help but be stunned. Why did she look so beautiful when she combed her hair?
"Little bacon, only five points of beauty is given by parents. The remaining five points will require you to dress up. In fact, you are also a beauty. Now your breasts are not high enough and your buttocks are not upright enough. That's because you are still a yellow girl, but your waist is very thin and your legs are very long. These are all signs of beauty. As for the skin color a little darker, it is not a problem at all. As long as you don't bask in the sun, you will become a porcelain doll in a few months."
How can the flower girl be so attractive and not know how attractive her charm is, but it can attract a little girl to envy her and feel a little proud. The cow horn comb slid over and over again over again, and her fair hands and black hair present a charming beauty.
She did it on purpose because a rooster was lying at the door looking at her.
After being discovered, Yun Er immediately changed from drooling to a pink and jade-made doll. He stretched out his arm and wanted Hua Niang to hug her. He really wanted to know the feeling of being hugged by a warm and soft body.
Hua Niang felt someone peeking at me just now. She thought it was Yun Da's little rooster, but she didn't expect that the one who ran in was a chicken. Everyone liked the pink child. Hua Niang was about to pick Yun Er up, but suddenly she found the intoxicating look in Yun Er's eyes. She looked at this expression too much. Out of vigilance, she threw Yun Er onto the bed without thinking.
After throwing it out, I realized that it was a child that she was throwing. Before she could apologize, the angry bacon picked up Yun Er, snorted at her and opened the door and went out.
Hua Niang smiled bitterly. This is an instinct, an instinct developed after ten years of survival in the robber's nest. If she did not have such alertness, she would not know how many times she had been ruined by others. Now she returned to the normal world and even the innocent eyes of her children could look like a pervert. This is really bad.
She was very hungry, but the little girl named bacon did not bring her food as usual. She seemed to be angry with herself. Hua Niang was not a pretentious woman. Since she was hungry, she really wanted to go to the kitchen to get it. There was always food in the Yun family's kitchen, especially the kind of cooked cake with filling tastes the best, and there were beautiful patterns on it.
But today is not possible. There are many officials outside. Once they go out, Yunda will have a good life. A stunning beauty appears in a poor village. The idiot knows what will happen.
A snake stuck out its tongue and climbed down from the beams and pillars, then climbed up the table along the legs of the table, and sat on the table very comfortably on the table to enjoy the less intense reflection here.
This is a very fat snake. If used as a snake soup, it can make a big pot...
Just as Hua Niang was thinking about it, Yun Da walked in with a rice plate, smiled apologetically and said, "Don't care, my servants have a bigger temper than the master, but they all have excellent thoughts."
"It's not right for me. I shouldn't have thrown Yun Er, who was stretching out his hand and asking me to hold him into the bed. This is a bad habit developed in Yuanshan. Everyone looks like a bad guy."
Yun Da's face suddenly turned black. This little bastard, now he wanted to take advantage of anyone, and barely squeezed out a smile and said, "Don't hug him again in the future. This child is this problem. When he sees a beautiful woman, he wants to let someone hug him. I have beaten him many times, but this problem can never be changed."
Hua Niang shook her head and said, "That young child lost his mother early. It is not uncommon to do such a move. If I were not trapped in a thief cave, my child would be older than Yun Er."
Seeing the Hua Niang crying, Yun Da knew that she had poked her sore spot, so he quickly pushed the plate to her and said, "Eat, you ate the last meal last night. Now it's afternoon. You must be very hungry. Try the famous leek box of the Yun family. After the officials left, I made it myself. It tasted good. I just finished eating it and sniffed a bit. But the taste was really gone. You are also a person who likes delicious food. You shouldn't care about this flaw."
Seeing a woman being rude to eat, Yun Zheng went out after saying something.
As soon as the door was closed, Qi Yi on Hua Niang's face disappeared immediately. She slapped the snake on the house down the table. This was a place for people to eat, and a snake was always watching what it was.
"Brother, is that woman wrong?"
Yun Da had just returned to the room, and Yun Er came over to talk.
"It's wrong. However, a woman who has been struggling in a robber's nest for ten years and can still maintain her true heart is worthy of our admiration, so don't tease her in the future. Although her expression just now is fake, sadness is not fake. I say my heart, I write my heart, and both are actually the same.
After this year, we will go to Chengdu Prefecture. We should cherish the people and life here. We may not have the chance to come back in the future. It is very likely that this era will be a lasting conclusion."
Yun Er was also a little sad. After all, everyone here was very good. When he thought of leaving, he went out in a bad mood. Bagu was unhappy when he saw Yun Er and thought he was still angry with the woman. He hugged Yun Er and went up the bamboo building. The two of them sat on the platform together watching the monkey and Hanniu lying in the haystack downstairs and talked about Yuanshan.
Yun Da took a short rest and then came to the kitchen and prepared a lot of dishes himself. The next guests were the guests he really wanted to entertain today. Is the wine brewed or Lai Ba brought it back for him. I was reluctant to drink it, so I might as well drink it all today.
The food is not very particular, the big bones cooked with bacon taste very good, Xiaolin and Wugou like these, and the fatter they are, the more they like them.
This time Xiaolin and Wugou helped themselves a lot. If Xiaolin had not finished it, they would have known what the Eagle King who lost his pants would do. It would be impossible for the wrecked dog to wander into the Han area. This guy would even entrench in Yuanshan and never leave. Now that he is dead, his own troubles will be gone.
As for Master Wugou, his role is even more important. He contacted the government as soon as possible to clarify the relationship here, and could maximize the benefits of the Yuanshan theft being eradicated and completely feed back to the people of Doushaguan.
You should know that no taxes have been paid for five years, which is a great blessing for the people here.
When the sun was about to set, monks and Taoists came together, with big sleeves floating like gods. Yun Da, who was standing in front of the door, stood opposite Hua Niang beside the window, said: "Look, the man you are going to marry is here. This guy really killed the Eagle King and got out of the way. Do you want the three media and six certificates? I'll help you find it now?
Although his clothes are a little worn, it doesn’t matter. The Yun family has cotton and linen, and there are a lot of silk. You can make your wedding dress at home. If you want to press gold thread, you will have it in the bean paste gate. I will go tomorrow. I saw four or five ingots of gold in your bag, which is enough for you to use as a dowry."
Hua Niang stared at Xiaolin on the mountain road for a long time before smiling desolately and said, "Look at what he is now, like a god among immortals. Even if I have the thought of Chang'e, he probably doesn't have the thought of King Xiang. Just force him to do nothing but his friend. It's better for him to enter the great road than this. I'll leave a good story."
"A good story? A lie? There was a monk who wrote a poem before, and I agree more with it. The poem is like this: "I once thought that I had a lot of emotions to harm the Brahmacharya, and when I entered the mountain, I was afraid that I would be able to see the whole world. How could I have the same Dharma to live up to the Tathagata and you!
That's a monk! He can't even give up on the beautiful city. Xiaolin is nothing. A woman chases a man and a layer of veil. As long as you persevere, I think Xiaolin's old Taoist cannot escape your palm. Even if his heart is firm, we can get some yang-enhancing medicine and he won't submit if he doesn't believe it."
Hua Niang looked at Yun Zheng vigilantly, with contempt in her big watery eyes. After looking at it for a long time, she said, "I found that you are not a scholar at all. The moral integrity that scholars should have is not visible to you. You are a person who only needs results and does not have processes. I even think that you will use all means for the results you want."
"You know what, the chances of success are the highest."
Chapter completed!