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Chapter 2 Su Shi

Su Jingxian was shocked and was about to call him his younger brother, but found that his younger brother was already vomiting wildly and was surrounded by a large group of flies and rushed out of the hut. He quickly supported his shaking younger brother and patted him on the back so that he could vomit more smoothly.

The little boy finally stopped vomiting, opened his tearful eyes and looked at Yun Zheng and said, "Are you sure Du Fu lives in the toilet?"

With this sentence, Yun Zheng's disgust towards the child disappeared in an instant, and he sincerely said to the little boy: "It is my habit to deceive you to go to the toilet. In the past, a monk carved a few words on the stone, and could only see the first two words clearly. If he wanted to see clearly what he wrote, he had to climb up a very large stone. I admired this monk quite much, so I climbed up to see what the mysterious words the monk wrote. As a result, it was written on it "the land of grains and reincarnation" and there were yellow and white things excreted by the monk, which made me dare not breathe in Baiyun Mountain for a long time. So, I would never let go of others who could deceive others to go to the toilet and feel disgusted."

The little boy not only did not get angry, but instead clapped his hands and smiled, "It makes sense, it makes sense. If you are in trouble, you must let others try the unlucky things, so that you will feel more comfortable. It's indeed Gao Lun, brother, are you right?"

Su Jing didn't answer first, he was retching. The little boy tried two words just now, which was too disgusting...

"My name is Su Shi, I don't know what your name is yet!" The little boy smiled even more happily when he saw his elder brother being nauseous, and told Yun Zheng that he was at home.

Yun Zheng sighed and said, "You must know my name, but you don't know how that woman will arrange me. Guess, I have leaked too many joints."

Su Jingxian looked confused. Their family had just moved from Meishan to Chengdu Prefecture. Today was only the third day. It was because of the two elders Shi Yanfu and Chen Gongmei who invited her here. In addition, their grandparents died, so that their father would not be sad about seeing the things. Then he came to Chengdu Prefecture. He was unfamiliar with the place and didn't know anyone.

Su Shi blinked and suddenly smiled and said, "A relative from my family came to join Baiyun Mountain last year. She said that there was a bad guy with a bad heart in Dousha County who always bullied her, which made her have to go to Meishan to hide. That person wouldn't be you, right? But judging from your behavior just now, it's very similar."

Yun Zheng shook his head and said, "The guy with a bad heart is Xiao Wugen. It's not me, guess again, can that dead girl forget a noble person like me?"

Su Jingxian suddenly interrupted, "Can you be Yun Zheng? Lanlan said you have a younger brother who is very smart, even stronger than Xiao Shi. Is this true?"

Su Shi laughed and said, "Mother said I am the smartest, and in the future, only Xiao Zhe can think of me as much as I can. How can Yun Er compare with me? Do you think it's Yun Da?"

Yun Zheng shook his head and said, "You will be abused to death by Yun Er."

"This is impossible! I'll go and compete with Yun Er now. Where is your home?"

"As long as you row the boat to the edge of a pond full of lotus flowers, walk a hundred feet to the left, there is a big house in the bushes, that is my home. Yun Er is sleeping and he is angry. Be careful."

Yun Zheng kindly informed the two brothers of the Su family of his family. Yun Er lived a lazy life, which was not suitable. If Su Shi was taken over, it might be able to inspire this guy's competitive spirit. In the past, this guy was very competitive when he was in school and was competing for the first place everywhere. Now he probably felt that the height was too cold. Looking around, except for the elder brother, the rest of the world were all fools, and there was no motivation to move forward. Now he found that the Song Dynasty also had a great talent. With his temperament, of course he would not look at it indifferently.

"You won't go?" Su Shi looked at Yun Zheng with suspicion and asked.

"If I don't go back, if I'm here, you lose too badly, Lan Lan will blame me if she turns back. It's too unprofitable. You can go by yourself." Seeing an old man trembling slightly looking for his own boat everywhere, Yun Zheng hurriedly urged the two brothers of the Su family to row the boat and leave quickly.

Seeing the figures of the two brothers disappear among the lotus leaves, the old man also found his own boat. Only then did Yun Zheng feel satisfied and go behind the woods to see Du Fu's thatched cottage.

The hut in front of me is so magnificent that it is surprising. There is no trace of Du Fu's devastating scene in "The Song of the Thatched Hut by the Autumn Wind". The golden grass on the roof reflects a golden light under the sun. The furnishings in the house are also extremely luxurious. It's fine to have a quaint table. There are thick carpets on the square bricks, and there are many tourists inside. The clear singing of the singer is lingering in the woods. Grandma, if Du Fu had these belongings, how could he "the bedside is leaking and the rain feet are like numbness."

Big Bear Yun Zheng suddenly saw an old acquaintance who was bowing to welcome guests at Du Fu's doorstep. Other teapots were calling you grandpa. He was fine. He opened his mouth and said a poem by Du Fu.

"Oh, plum blossoms are ripe and Mr. Zhu, Song Gao intends to discuss Ruan Sheng. Weng Liu is a good time. The summer is hot, and it is a good time to use green plum wine to judge heroes. Your rival, Weng Zhang, is prepared today. He just cleaned his mouth with ice water and was waiting for you to go over to make tea. The two of you who are serving you two tea today is Mei Niang. Her delicate hands pouring tea. The fragrance of the tea has not arrived, and the fragrance of the beauty has become dark... I just don't know how long can Liu Weng stay today?"

Seeing that the big bear was almost half-carrying and half-helping, the thin old pervert who had been hollowed out by wine into the cottage, Yun Zheng discovered that there was a line of small words beside the four black lacquer characters in the huge Du Fu thatched Cottage, which read a branch of Lingxi Pavilion.

Yun Zheng was so angry that his hands and feet were numb. Hua Niang was too cruel. In the past, it was said that there were three broken thatched cottages here. Since he told Hua Niang thatched cottages that were necessary to combine business with culture, so that they could have a big start. Unexpectedly, Hua Niang was so straightforward to rebuild Du Fu's thatched cottage here for a large price and opened the brothel to Du Fu's home. As expected, it was very closely integrated with culture.

"Oh, it's true that it's a ship in Dongwu, and guests from afar have arrived. I don't know if you have a girl with a good relationship, but you still want to come in and find someone to drink and have fun. It's not a villain to brag..."

Hearing the big bear's rumbling voice, Yun Zheng had a layer of white-haired sweat on his back, and his blue shirt was immediately wet. It would be better to leave early when he was not discovered by the big bear. The business of the brothel at noon became like this. God knows what the evening will be like.

When he came, he took a boat, and when he returned, he could only rush in the sun. Damn Meng Chang planted wood lotus on both sides of the road. This thing could not be used to shade. The road was filled with sunlight. Yun Zheng picked a big lotus leaf from the river and put it on his head. He still couldn't cool himself. Now he regretted lying the two Su brothers to row the boat. In fact, the old man grabbed it, which was just two copper coins. Why bother to let himself suffer like this?

The cicadas in the distance were roaring desperately, making Yun Zheng even more irritable. After finally supporting him, he took off his clothes and lay on the lounge chair with bare shirtless and shouted loudly, bringing him ice water.

A tender little hand appeared in front of Yun Zheng. Looking at the sour plum soup jar with water droplets, Yun Zheng pulled it aside without thinking about it and continued to shout bacon.

If the things I took with this little hand could be drunk, it would be a devil. Su Shi's personality of teasing people has not changed until his later years. He still hopes to be so kind now?

It's better to have bacon. Yun Zheng poured the things he brought into his mouth without even looking at them. Even the poison was the same. He poured a large pot of sour plum soup and finally saved his life.

"Liar! Little thief!" There was a particularly shocking power when he said two words from a pink little boy. Needless to ask, this guy lost to Yun Er.

"Why? Isn't Yun Er's opponent? What are you competing with? Is it a calculating or writing poetry?"

"It was obviously the boat you stole, and I lied to my brother and I to go up and push the tank for you. We were chased by that old man for a long time!"

"Tell me clearly, what are you comparing? How many have you lost? Or have you all lost?"

"We are not a good friend to memorize, and we can't write poetry. Calculation is nonsense. There is no such stupid servant. He pours water into the pool and pumps water outside. This is what a fool can do."

"That's the way to lose in the calculation? Don't worry about whether that servant is stupid or not. It's even more stupid to put chickens and rabbits in the same cage to calculate feet. Calculation is like this. Your family's calculation is not as good as my family's calculation, so your family can take advantage of it. When your father taught you, he taught Yun Er, he taught you. When I taught Yun Er, he also taught you. It was a big loss. Ask your father if he wanted to."

Yun Zheng was very satisfied with this result, and it should be that this is the result. Yun Er’s foundation in mathematics is not comparable to that of the Song people. Even if he is the top monster, it is not good. Society has not developed to that level. There are not many problems with Yuner now in mathematics.

Turning around, he looked around and didn't notice Su Jingxian, he asked Su Shi: "Where has your elder brother been?"

"My elder brother is back home and tells Sister Lan Lan that you are here. My house is not far away. I heard Sister Lan Lan say that your buns are delicious. Yun Er plans to treat me to a meal. Sister Bacon is steaming buns. It is obviously a pancake with fillings. Why is it called a bun?"

Yun Zheng stared at the few white pockmarks on Su Shi’s nose and said with a smile: “The filling is wrapped in dough, why don’t it be called a bun? Eat more later and bring a little more with you when you go home. Yun Er will help you say a few good things to your father when he is studying, but these words must be said to your mother, and you can’t say them to your father.”

"Why? It's my father, not my mother, who teaches us."

"Do you think I don't know who is in your family to keep his word?" Yun Zheng wiped the sweat beads on his body with a towel.
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