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Chapter 9 The Worst Attack

Days passed day by day, and no one asked Yunzheng to go to Qinzhou, nor did anyone ask Yunzheng for advice on side affairs. The old man left a lot of food at Yun's house and went back to Guangyuanzhou directly on a merchant ship from Sichuan.

, he couldn't wait to give his people a new life, and he wasn't willing to wait even a day.

Di Qing took back his wooden house, but ordered the servants to clean the wooden house properly. The Yun family was also doing this. Although the savages had been trained very clean by the wild old man, Yun Zheng still planned to decorate the wooden house again.

The night in Tokyo is peaceful. When the chickens raised with bacon crow for the first time, Yun Zheng wakes up from the entanglement of the arms of two big-bellied women. He will go to court today!

Originally, no one cared about Yun Zheng's refusal to go to court. He had already used the excuse of having corns on his feet, so he was not afraid of other people's irresponsible remarks. Today, Pang Ji didn't know why he was so crazy. He informed Yun Zheng the day before that he had to go to court tomorrow.

In the morning, it looked like there was a lot of excitement, so Yunzheng, who had lived his life as tastelessly as clear water, got up at the fourth watch.

When you open the window, a strong vapor hits your face. God is like this. He will not give you a drop of rain when you need it. When you finally thought of a solution, the heavy rain kept falling, so it was the icing on the cake.

There are often people doing it, but few people are willing to do it, and God is the same.

Lu Qingqing raised her beautiful upper body. The gauze clothes on her body could not hide her strong chest. She rubbed her eyes carelessly and asked: "It's raining heavily today. Why do you want to go to court? Why don't you find a reason not to go?"

never mind."

"Since Pang Ji has said hello in advance, it means something big has happened. You can't go if you don't go. You can go to sleep and leave me alone!" Yun Zheng fetched a basin of water and started washing himself. He never liked using maids in his bedroom.

On weekdays, Lu Qingqing personally took care of these things. For some reason, Ge Qiuyan became more and more sleepy these days. She never seemed to get enough sleep, and Lu Qingqing labeled her as a lazy woman.

Seeing Lu Qingqing use his foot to kick Ge Qiuyan, who was sleeping soundly, Yun Zheng frowned and said, "Let her sleep. Don't kick her in the stomach. I know how to dress, so I don't need you to wait on me."

After putting on his court clothes, Yun Zheng took a few handfuls of ice into Lu Qingqing's arms, then pushed open the door and walked away, leaving Lu Qingqing sitting on the bed and fussing. Sometimes playing rogue is also a way to adjust the relationship between husband and wife.

I couldn't ride a horse today. The big green horse neighed twice in the stable. After being scolded by Yun San "woof woof" twice, it continued to lower its head and eat grass. Han Niu and Monkey yawned continuously while riding the carriage. Due to lack of concentration, Han Niu

The small meteor hammer tucked into his belt accidentally fell down a little. As he twisted too fiercely, the hammer head hit his crotch hard.

Young people are usually tall and tall in the early morning. This time, Han Niu was probably badly beaten. Han Niu screamed and jumped on the ground with his crotch in his arms. The monkey glanced at Han Niu indifferently and started again.

Hit one

Qing said: "Madam is looking for a matchmaker to marry you. I heard that she is a daughter of the Zhengzi family of the Ministry of War. If something goes wrong with you, your wife will definitely not be able to marry. In the future, will you give the money you saved to my son?"

?”

Han Niu jumped up and was about to beat the monkey, but Yunzheng stopped him and asked Han Niu to get into the carriage with him. Today, the monkey will drive the carriage.

The market was deserted, and even the most beautiful and diligent little lady was too embarrassed to come out to set up a stall to sell food today. However, Lao Niu's bun shop was still open, with steam filling the wide open windows and the fragrance spreading out.

Far away.

Ever since Lao Niu injured his leg while following Yun Zheng while suppressing bandits in Shandong, Lu Qingqing opened this bun shop for Lao Niu in his hometown. Lao Niu's wife has always been a helper in the kitchen of Yun Mansion, so naturally she can make buns.

, since the opening of this steamed bun shop, Yun Zheng rarely has breakfast at home, and will buy some steamed buns to eat when he has nothing to do.

"I don't want the leeks. The Marquis wants to go to court. He ate too much. Fresh meat is the best. It must be freshly out of the cage." The monkey sat on the carriage and stretched its neck to shout inside.

Lao Niu lamely came out of the shop, holding a small bamboo basket in his hand. The bamboo basket was covered with clean linen cloth to keep out the rain. He angrily stuffed the bamboo basket into the monkey's arms and cursed with a smile: "How do you taste the Marquis?"

Does your sister-in-law know? Eat it while it's hot."

The monkey forced a silver ingot of one or two points to the old cow and sighed and said: "A handful of buns is worth the money, which is more cost-effective than robbing."

Yun Zheng's voice came from the carriage: "Is there something to eat but can't stop your bad mouth? Bring it in quickly. I'm hungry, old cow. Go and get me a bowl of millet porridge. I'm probably going to court today."

It will be over in half a minute."

Being accustomed to joking, Lao Niu did not refuse the small silver coin. Knowing that at this time, the Marquis was worried about the subsidies given to him when his business had just opened, and why he was so polite to his own Marquis, he tossed the silver coin in his hand and quickly made money.

Went to the shop, packed a lunch box of millet porridge in the copper lunch box issued by the military, and sent it into the carriage.

Yun Zheng ate five or six fist-sized hot buns in one go, and drank half a lunch box of rice porridge before letting Han Niu grab the buns and eat them. This guy had just put his hand in his crotch for a while...

After leaving Fangshi, there were more horse-drawn carriages on the streets of Tokyo, all of them were officials rushing to go to court. The rain shelter on the monkey's head could not block the rain, and half of his body was wet in a short time. Yun Zheng threw away the bamboo hat.

He had to go out to him. This bastard always had the habit of going crazy when someone got him. He pulled open his clothes when he got caught in the rain, revealing his half-pulled chest muscles to show off his toughness.

Other nobles would go to court with a crowd of people, such as the Shi family, the Cao family, and the Wang family, if there were not a dozen or so people with their arms to clear the way, and if there were not three or two charming women waiting in the carriage, it would be impossible to go to court.

I really don’t know what they think. The most exaggerated thing is Wang Chen, who always likes to eat burnt food.

It’s just a matter of eating dates. He had to hide these dates in a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl for a day before eating them. What a great tonic, Yun Zheng didn’t dare to think too evil. Ever since he knew that Wang Chen had this habit

, I have never had a meal with him at the same table, even if the Song Dynasty implemented a meal-sharing system.

"Master, the Shi family's carriage is stuck. I seem to have something to say to the master." The monkey opened the curtain and said to Yun Zheng who closed his eyes to rest.

"Then slow down and wait for the Shi family to come." Yun Zheng was actually very curious about what he was going to do in court today. In order to hide the existence of Xingpan, Yun Zheng did not allow Xingpan to move in Tokyo anymore and turned all his attention to Qingtang.

, so I don’t know anything about what happened in Tokyo.

, asked Di Qing, Di Qing didn't know what it was. He also received the news that he had to go to court. Maybe Lao Shi knew that he had nothing to do all day long. In addition to gambling, horse racing, and holding the news from the brothel,

The rest just likes to inquire about other people's **.

Two carriages were driving slowly side by side. Yun Zheng opened the window and saw Shi Zhongxin's old face. A little maid who was less than twelve years old stretched out her arms and held a small umbrella. She was afraid that he would be wet by the rain.

The red face really has the appearance of a celebrity. It would be nice if that face didn't look as vulgar as a bun.

"Marquis Yun, don't ask yet. I know you are doubtful. Please listen to this poem first - phoenix bun with gold mud belt, dragon pattern and jade palm comb. We go to and fro under the window, smiling and supporting each other, and love said: Thrush eyebrows are deep and shallow.

No? I have been working on my pen for a long time, trying my hand at tracing flowers. After a while, I stopped working on embroidery and asked with a smile: How can the characters "Double Mandarin Duck" be written in writing? "You are a rare poet among us warriors. Please comment on it."

Yun Zheng said carelessly: "The writing is not bad. That's what my wife and I did last night." If you want to talk to these people, you have to be obscene. If you are not obscene, you don't know what to say to them.

Shi Zhongxin raised his thumb and praised: "The young couple Yun Hou, the love between the young couple cannot be overstated. Even writing such a erotic poem will only make people envious. If this poem is a sanctimonious

The old man didn’t write it.”

Yun Zheng looked at the little maid with picturesque features beside Shi Zhongxin and remained silent.

Shi Zhongxin laughed and said: "When I was young, I was a well-known flashy prodigal in Tokyo City. It is common sense for me to grow stronger as I grow older, but a sanctimonious guy actually had an affair with his niece. What do you think?

"

Yun Zheng suddenly became interested, lying at the window and said happily: "Is it that old thief Pang Ji?"

"Ouyang Xiu! The majestic Imperial College offers wine, right words, and knows how to control imperial edicts. Well, it's this old thief. His niece had an affair with a servant and was sued by her husband's family. As a result, she was found out in the lobby that she had an affair with Ouyang Xiu.

Hahaha, tsk tsk tsk, don’t think so

Come on! The old thieves are here too." (This is a historical record, not fabricated by the author. Ouyang Xiu denounced Chuzhou because of this unsubstantiated incident. The occurrence of this incident signified that the mutual criticism among the Song Dynasty courts had been lost.

The final bottom line.)

Seeing that Shi Zhongxin was very happy, Yun Zheng was a little confused and couldn't help but ask: "Who brought this matter to the court?"

"Qian Xie, Marquis of Kuaiji, was originally the sixth-generation grandson of King Wusu of Wuyue, and his ancestor was a surrendered minister. Unlike you and me, who were pure ministers of the Song Dynasty, his life was already difficult. He finally got through it a while ago.

With Pang Ji's background, he planned to work as a minister in the Ministry of War. Who knew that Ouyang Xiu actually published a book about what he said: ""A military minister who controls the country's secrets and obtains military information is not the master of the country."

Profit! I want to beg to remove Qing from the Privy Council and appoint a state, which not only protects it, but also eliminates the dangers of the country. (This sentence is Ouyang Xiu's memorial to impeach Di Qing as the Privy Council. Later, Di Qing was dismissed as the military governor.

Death of fear) So Lao Qian’s idea of ​​becoming a minister of the Ministry of War to pass the qualifications was strangled to death. Now that something like this has happened to Ouyang, the old thief, how can he not make a fuss about it? "

Yun Zheng nodded and said, "How is the character of Kuaiji Hou Qian Xie?"

"It's very refreshing when I gamble, do you think we should add fuel to the flames?" Shi Zhongxin asked excitedly, patting the window.

"Pull him down. Lao Qian has completely destroyed Ouyang Xiu's good reputation for decades. Without us taking action, Ouyang Xiu would want to hang himself. No matter what is found in the end, it will be yellow mud that will fall off his crotch."

Shi Zhongxin chuckled evilly and said: "He doesn't dare to die. If he dies, he will be able to make a fuss about it. He likes to see these old thieves in a dilemma between life and death." (To be continued...)
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