Chapter 75 Di Qing, the old and uncultivated
Yun Zheng likes misty days very much, and he likes them even a bit sick. Lu Qingying knows her husband's habit, so she sits with Ge Qiuyan in the flower hall and watches her husband walk alone in the drizzle. Every time at this time, Yun Zheng is as innocent as a child, leaning out his hand to catch the rain, opening his mouth to eat the rain, and even naughtyly patting the branches with his sleeves to welcome the heavy rain falling from the tree. ↗
"Why do you like Xiaoyu so much?"
Ge Qiuyan bit off the silk thread from her hand and looked at her husband who was entertaining himself in the rain, and asked Lu Qingying in confusion. In her opinion, the dignified general should like the storm.
Lu Qingying took the small jacket in Ge Qiuyan's hand and frowned and said, "What are you doing with such dragon and phoenix unicorns on it?"
Ge Qiuyan said proudly: "Our children will be dragons, phoenixes, and the clothes on them have these auspicious beasts, others will know at a glance."
Lu Qingying said angrily: "You have hidden two boxes of gold in the small room now. Why don't you embroider the two boxes of gold on your clothes? Let's see that you are a rich woman?"
Seeing that Lu Qingying was unhappy, Ge Qiuyan muttered, "It's a rule for the world. I'm not stupid."
Lu Qingying is angry whenever she sees Ge Qiuyan. When she was in Tokyo, she specially allocated two tepid mountain goods shops, which were lukewarm and had made money as cosmetics. Who knew that mountain goods were valuable this year, just because the ginseng brought by Yun Er made a lot of money in her shop.
Yesterday, the shopkeeper came to his house to deliver the harvest and actually delivered a total of 1,000 taels of gold.
Lu Qingying was very worried and hadn't seen a thousand taels of gold yet. The problem was that during dinner last year, Ge Qiuyan made a show of her achievements to her husband. Her husband, who had never had much idea about money, actually praised Ge Qiuyan fiercely, thinking that she was very capable.
Lu Qingying thought that she had worked hard to get countless items for her family. Her husband never praised her. Ge Qiuyan received her husband's praise after only getting 1,000 taels of gold, which made her face look ugly.
"The family has been in high expenses recently, so you can take out the gold to do things."
Ge Qiuyan naturally knew why Lu Qingying said that. Her eyes were smiling, and she patted the big key hanging around her neck and shook her head firmly. She took the coat she had just embroidered and ran away.
The rain gradually became heavier, and Yun Zheng lost the intention of getting wet. He walked into the flower hall and found a dry towel to wipe the rainwater on his head. After wiping it twice, he felt something was wrong. Lu Qingying should have done this job before, so he turned his head and looked at his wife in confusion.
"Look for your concubine to wipe it for you, come and find me!"
Lu Qingying pouted her little mouth and said hatefully.
Yun Zheng laughed. He hadn't seen his wife's angry look for a long time. He wiped his hair randomly and walked to Lu Qingying's soft couch and sat down and said, "Can you see a thousand taels of gold into your eyes?"
Lu Qingying said proudly: "Not to mention one thousand taels, even five thousand taels, I haven't been there for ten thousand taels. It's okay for a concubine to have a few taels of silver. I may be expelled from the house one day."
Yun Zheng laughed and said, "The only one in our family who can do things is actually the two of us. You and I deserve to do whatever you do, and I deserve to be exhausted. I want me to praise you for a few words, and I will only say it when you die on the grave."
Lu Qingying became even more angry. She pounded Yun Zheng's back and said, "I'll hang myself now. After hanging it on the beam, you can quickly say it before my soul leaves the body."
Yun Zheng laughed and took advantage of the opportunity to carry it on his back, Lu Qingying, who was tearing and biting on his back, and crawled into the rain.
The summer in Tokyo is very hot. Therefore, the rain is also warm, and the rain falls slowly. Yun Zheng is carrying Lu Qingying, who is not wearing any shoes, is also walking slowly.
The peonies in the garden had just bloomed, and there were still one or two leaves hanging on the seeds. They were completely left by the rain and fell to the ground in a mess. For some reason, Lu Qingying's expression of joy, which was originally happy when she saw the fallen flowers, gradually faded.
"In the past, a woman compared herself to a delicate flower. She only likes flowers to bloom but not fall. She thought that noble things like flowers should not be scattered into mud and crushed into dust. So she found a treasure to hold the petals that fell on the ground, and finally used a flower hoe to dig a hole to bury it. Are you crazy?"
"I'm old. When I was taking a shower last night, I found that my belly was covered with colorful patterns... I couldn't get rid of it." Lu Qingying buried her head on Yun Zheng's back and said softly.
"Why should I eliminate it?" Yun Zheng asked strangely.
“Not good looking…”
"You often show your belly to others?"
"You have seen it!" Lu Qingying slammed her husband's back with her hands twice.
"That's all. I think it's very beautiful. Two children crawled out of your belly. Your belly is already an old house. It's impossible to be so new. Giving a boy and a girl is not enough for you to be beautiful. At this time, you have to start picking."
Lu Qingying sighed and said, "Time passes so fast. I seem to be old before I am young. A woman's age is like these petals that can never withstand the wind and rain.
By the way, what happened to that foolish woman?"
Yun Zheng said: "Of course I died of illness. I vomited blood on a stormy night."
Lu Qingying's brows stood up again and said angrily: "How beautiful is the ending of a story? Did you deliberately?"
Yun Zheng raised Lu Qingying and memorized her again and said, "This is how the ending looks real. If that woman lived like a wild dog later, it would be regrettable."
"I don't like the metaphor of a wild dog. A woman like a flower should have a sad and beautiful result as much as a flower."
"Isn't it sad enough to vomit blood on a stormy night? You can't be sad while eating pig's trotters?"
"Then you should stab the unfaithful person to death with one sword. You can't let that unfaithful person live a better life if you are sad."
Yun Zheng sighed and said, "This is why you marry me as a martial artist, not a famous talent in Shu. The life of Fenghua and Snowy Night is actually not suitable for you at all. You like peach blossoms, like it blooms brilliantly and falls rapidly. When I saw you shaking the peach blossom branches desperately to watch the peach blossom rain, the little insects urge to urinate because the branches shake too violently. In the end, I saw it. At that time, I felt that I would not lose too much in marrying you in this life."
When Lu Qingying heard Yun Zheng mention Taoyuan, he urged him to go to the side wall to see the peach trees at home. Since returning the Taoyuan to the Lu family, Lu Qingying has never seen the peach trees again.
Both of them were very disappointed when they got there. The peach trees in summer had already passed their flowering period. Now the trees are covered with green peaches, which are so furry that they are disgusting.
People are in a very strange mood. Sometimes things like IQ cannot dominate some of their stupid behaviors. It is unreasonable to see peach blossoms in June. Yun Zheng and Lu Qingying stood in the rain and pointed at the peach tree and scolded, completely forgetting that their requests were contrary to the laws of nature.
They forgot, but others did not forget that the Yun family's walls were very high, but they could not hold someone to build a house on the wall.
Now the voyeur is scratching his gray hair hard, and he doesn't understand why the two intelligent people stand under the peach tree covered with peaches and curse why the peach tree does not bloom.
Although the behavior of the young couple was very strange, the person who was peeping did not intend to avoid it, so he asked loudly: "What's the matter with watching peach blossoms in June? I just came back from the north, and the peaches there have already bear fruit."
Yun Zheng and his wife looked up together. Neither of them felt shy at all. Yun Zheng said angrily: "It's not human to peek at other people's boudoir!"
Lu Qingying said: "Do not look at what is wrong, do not listen to what is wrong, do not speak what is wrong. Does Shuai Di have no consciousness to avoid it?"
Di Qing held the wine pot in his hand and said indifferently: "I have seen it. Do you want me to pick out my eyes as a bubble?
It’s amazing that I’ll invite you to visit next time I’m traveling.”
Yun Zheng and Lu Qingying spitted on Di Qing together. This old guy is now living less and less embarrassed. He can no longer see the cautious appearance of the past. Just last year, I heard that he carried three great singers from Maxing Street home in one breath.
Di Qing looked at Lu Qingying climbing on Yun Zheng's back like a monkey, and then watched Yun Zheng climbing onto his wooden house with Lu Qingying on his back like a monkey, sighed and said, "If you are the two of you now, you will never avoid anyone. Even if you see him, you will only have envy."
Yun Zheng panted and climbed up to the wooden house, put the barefoot Lu Qingying on the tiger's mat and said, "I heard that you found three little sisters-in-law for me last year. Why not invite me out and see me so that I can see what kind of stunning beauty can make you fall in love with me like this."
Di Qing laughed and said, "Young people just like to think things wrong. Who says looking for beautiful women must be for women? Can't I try to find something else?
Ziyi is good at making spoons with plain hands, Mingyue is good at pinching bones to relieve fatigue, Chang Er's sister-in-law's golden throat is a masterpiece of Tokyo. I have seen countless beauties in my life. What kind of woman looks like is not important to me, what is important is craftsmanship.
In fact, some ugly women have become more skilled in their skills. If it weren't for my husband's reputation, I would rather have some ugly women with superb skills back."
After hearing Di Qing's joke, Yun Zheng and Lu Qingying laughed together. The reason why Di Qing said these explicit words in front of Lu Qingying was purely because Lu Qingying was the head of another Yun family in his eyes. The three of them had similar identities, and the difference between men and women was basically gone. In the Song Dynasty, housewives could come out to socialize, while the concubine could only hide in the room without seeing anyone.
If Yun Zheng was carrying Ge Qiuyan today, he would have left quietly instead of peeping like this carelessly. (To be continued, please search Piaotianwen, the novel is better and faster!
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