1097: Underworld

1097: Underworld

"That was your previous life. It was supposed to be thirty-seven years old, but when something happened suddenly, she died, and she could just let you go. Hurry up, it would be too late to be too late."

"Ah? This is OK? I am God, but I don't want to live for only thirty-seven years. That's too short. I want longevity and wealth. I want... By the way, what era was my previous life?"

"Oh, in the Tang Dynasty."

"Really? Who am I? Wu Zetian?" I fantasized about standing on the golden stairs, "all the ministers are flat..."

"Do you have that ability, you are so beautiful, ah?"

"Oh no," I replied with a drooping head.

"Who am I? The descendant of the royal family? The lord of the harem? Or the daughter of the official family?"

"You are nothing but an orphan who happened to encounter a robber robber and died of the whole family," said the soul-catching messenger.

"Ah? Lone nv? Oh my god, isn't that worse than me now? I don't want to go and send me back."

"Hmph, okay, look at that, that--that--it's your body, which has been flattened. Do you want to go back?"

I looked at the 'me' that had been put into the bag... Forget it, it was all bloody and was a useless person when I went back. I was already unlucky enough. If I became a disabled person again, I would rather die than die.

"Forget it, then I'll go. But, when we talk about the ugly things, first, I don't drink Mengpo soup; second, I want to live a long life, um, let's multiply thirty-seven by two, seventy-four; third, I want to live happily, and I can't be as unlucky as in this life, I want to be beautiful and beautiful, hahaha."

The soul-catching messenger's mouth widened as I said, and finally he could stuff two eggs into it.

"You, you, you...you talk to the boss." The face of the soul-catching messenger began to sweat...

"Okay, I'll go and tell him, just say you are leaving your post without permission, using power to conquer human life..." I said slowly, and saw with satisfaction that the face of the soul-catching messenger became paler and ugly, and finally...

"Shut up and I'll promise you"

"Hehe, but do you have that right? I'll just communicate with your boss."

...

The soul-catching messenger floated forward speechlessly...

When I arrived at the underworld, I looked around like I was walking around the street. The face of the soul-catching messenger was distorted. He couldn't bear it and shouted at me: "I said you're enough, ah? Do you think it's a tourist?"

"Hehe, am I curious? We are ignorant. If you haven't seen it, you won't let me see it? Spicy Ghost Talk" I stuck out my tongue at him and continued to move forward. Unexpectedly, this sticking out tongue just happened to bump into a soul floating from the opposite side.

"Oh, don't you have eyes, you?" Although there was no pain, I was hit and flew to the side

"He just has no eyes," said the soul-catching messenger coldly.

"What?" I looked at the person opposite...

"Ah ghost" There were no more eyes, there were only two black dongs in the original position, his face was covered with blood, his body was actually injured, and one less one was missing, and a little bit of skin was dripping and swaying straight...

"Evil~~Evil~~" I kept retching, and although I couldn't spit out anything, I still felt very uncomfortable

"Come on, he was killed by his enemies. He was going to be reincarnated. Who told you not to look at him? I deserved it." The soul-catching messenger said with a smile, making me feel chilled.

"My eyes, my eyes, you're going to give me my eyes, why are you so cruel? Why..." The soul gradually approached me, scared me so much that I flew towards the soul-catching messenger, trembling like a pocket hanging on him, opening my mouth wide but couldn't say a word

"I'm sorry, sir, it's the young man who didn't watch it, so he let him run away." A little ghost ran to the soul-catching messenger and bowed and apologized.

"Hmph, don't take it away?" There was no trace of warmth in the voice of the soul-catching messenger.

"Yes, yes, yes, take him away now, sir, forgive me." The little ghost nodded and bowed and smiled flatteringly at the soul-catching messenger, then grabbed the soul fiercely and said sternly: "Hmph, how dare you escape? Go back with me and see how I deal with you."

"I'm not willing to give up, why? Why..." The soul shouted shrillly, scaring me almost all the remaining soul away, and I could only tremble and hung it on the soul-catching messenger. Seeing the little ghost pulling the man away, he couldn't move anyway, except that he was still trembling.

"Hey, I said you, is it enough, ah?" He said to me with disgust. But I cried out in a "wow" because of grievance or scare. He was startled and stopped talking...

After crying for a long time, I stopped barely. Chouchou choked on him and said in a muffled voice: "Thank you."

...

"Well, come down quickly. My image has been ruined by you and I am not a monkey. Why are you hanging it on me?" He replied in annoyance.

"Oh..." I slowly slid down from him and looked around - hehe, many ghosts and souls were staring at us in amazement.

"Hahahaha" I couldn't help laughing loudly, but the face of the soul-catching messenger was extremely dark.

"Shut up" he said angrily: "If you don't shut up, I will strangle you to death."

"Ah? strangle me to death? Haha, please, I want to see how you strangle me to death." I laughed and stuck out my tongue at him.

"You..." His face became darker and darker. Suddenly, he smiled wickedly: "That man is back to look for you for eyes."

"Ah~" I was so scared that I jumped on him again, and closed my eyes and said, "Please let him go, I will never dare again." When I thought of the terrifying image of the soul, I felt uncomfortable all over.

...

"Oh, let's go, I'm talking and playing, he didn't come." The voice of the soul-catching messenger became softer, and his tone was a little helpless.

"You" I jumped down in anger, glared at him for a while, and suddenly woke up - I got it, haha, is he afraid that his image will be destroyed?

I smirked in my heart, stroked the broken hair in my ear, smiled charmingly at him, and then took advantage of his dazed moment, rushed over to look at his handsome face and kissed him, then floated back three big steps - what if he beat me up in anger?

...

The face of the soul-catching messenger was twisted and began to change rapidly, black, white, blue, blue, purple, red...

Haha, it's fun

"Let's go." He suddenly turned cold and left. The ghosts around me and I felt the cold air emitted from him. Strange why he wasn't angry? Forget it, I shrugged and followed him in my pocket humming songs. As he was walking, he suddenly turned around and asked in a whisper: "Can you not go?"

What does "Hmm?" mean?

"I mean, would you be fine if you don't go to the world?" He repeated it with some regret.

"Ah? What? You said you won't let me reincarnate? Why? Just because I'm joking with you? No, I won't do it, I'll go, I'm going to live," I grabbed his arm in a panic and said quickly.

...

"Well, then forget it." His voice became cold again, and he shook my hand away and turned around and continued to move forward.

This time it was my turn to be confused. What is this and what is it?

When I arrived at the hall, I looked at the guy in suit and robes behind the boss's desk in surprise - the King of Hell It turns out that the underworld is also keeping pace with the times. No wonder the soul-catching messenger is wearing a shirt and denim suit, haha

"You're Qi Wuyou?" asked the person behind the boss's desk arrogantly.

I nodded, smiled and said, "Yes, I am Qi Wuyou." It's a pity, but I've been worried all the time

The following situation was a bit ridiculous. I didn't say a word, but I just listened to the King of Hell and I was the two soul-catching messengers. By the way, it turns out that he is not called the soul-catching messenger. He is Bai Wuchang's famous Bai Wuchang

But why did he talk for me? I watched him bargain with the King of Hell in shock and got my business done - I don't drink Mengpo soup, I looked very good in my previous life, lived a leisurely life, long and healthy life...

I was confused and completely confused. I let him negotiate the conditions with the King of Hell in a daze, and pulled me out of the hall. It turned out that my family said something from beginning to end... It was so confused.

Walking to the entrance of the hall, the King of Hell suddenly asked jokingly: "Do you want to leave her?" Bai Wuchang's hands trembled, lowered his head and looked at me in a complicated way, but when he saw my nervous face, he immediately pale and said lightly: "No need"

Oh... I smiled at him with emotion and said, "Thank you, Brother Bai."

He was stunned for a moment and said calmly: "My surname is not Bai."

"Oh? Then what's your last name?" I asked curiously.

"Let's go, it's so long-lasting." He impatiently pulled my feet away without touching the ground...

"Qi Wuyou, go in, this is where you are going." Bai Wuchang let go of his hand, pointed to the mén in front and said to me: "Remember, go alive."

"But why do you want to help me? And..." I started asking questions in a nagging manner. Unfortunately, he ignored me anymore, but quickly pushed me into the slightest.

I angrily said, "You hun egg, I'm going to kill you~~" I only realized after entering Mén that there was no floor there, so I fell off...

I screamed loudly, but a sentence came from my ear, "My surname is not Bai, nor is it Bai Wuchang, I'm Liu Yunqi, You're remembering?"

…

Completely dizzy

I was pushed forward in a confused manner and also promoted the unknown fate.

Open your eyes, Oh my God, is this the earth? Why are the things outside the four countries so tall? Could it be the great country? No...

Let's sit up first. I tried hard to sit up straight, but I couldn't do it any way. My body seemed soft and had no strength. I saw that it was a mess in my previous life? I patted my forehead in a little frightened manner. After my hand slid across my sight for three seconds, I suddenly felt something was wrong and slowly moved my hand to my eyes - "Ah~~~~~~"

This is the baby's hand, small, white and tender, chubby... And my voice is also tender, delicate, my god, I was actually a baby after reincarnation

Swallowed, I looked around - this simple head-turning action is a bit difficult for me, how old am I? I'm sitting three times, are I less than six months old? Oh, let me die

The four outsiders were quiet and there seemed to be no one. Didn’t it mean that my family was robbed by robbers in my previous life? Where is the robbers? No one, there was only a bloody smell that was so disgusting. Suddenly, a fishier smell came over...

I looked up and fainted

A huge, super terrifying face appeared in front of me - tiger? My mother, tiger, I had lost my reaction, and I stared at the old man's face blankly, hoping that it would think I was very small and not enough to get between my teeth, and then go find someone else, there are many corpses, I just saw it

Unfortunately, the mountain king seemed to be more interested in me, approaching me step by step, with a terrifying light flashing in the tiger's eyes, and saliva flowing in his bloody mouth...

Bai Wuchang, King of Hell, you two dared to let me send it directly to the King of Mountain to serve as snacks. "Wow..." This is the only reaction I can have. It seems that a sigh slid across my ears...

The tiger seemed to be startled by my crying, took a few steps back, and then acted to pounce on me... I closed my eyes, hoping to die or faint, and I could go over and feel the power of the tiger's teeth.

"Swish~~" The sound of wind breaking through the air suddenly rang out, followed by a plop... I didn't dare to open my eyes, but I couldn't help but open one - Hey? The tiger is dead? It fell two meters away from me, and its eyes flashed unwillingly, and there was a blood hiss in the middle of its forehead. Could it be that it was the help of the gods? Or was it Bai Wuchang and the King of Hell be kind?

Then I was picked up and a handsome face appeared in front of me... This person is so beautiful, with sword-browed eyebrows and starry eyes,
To be continued...