Chapter 51 The face-slapping madman is here!
Kill mosquitoes?
Do you use your help to fight?
Since childhood, no one has dared to make trouble on Mr. Guo!
Ah! I can't help it, I'm going to kill the boy in front of me!
"Thank you... Lord Xie Luo help!"
After holding it in for a while, Guo Kai smiled and said thank you. The blushing five finger marks on his face twitched with his smile, which looked particularly funny.
I couldn't help but want to kill Luo Li, but Guo Kai really didn't dare. Besides, Luo Li seemed to feel that he had done something good and was staring at him with innocent eyes, as if saying: Thank you quickly! Thank you quickly!
What can I do? Guo Kai can only endure it!
The aggrieved Guo Kai scolded the mosquito that was slapped to death a hundred times!
The relaxed atmosphere of the scene made Zhou Zheng breathe a sigh of relief!
Zhou Zheng knew Guo Kai's temper very well. It was rare for him to restrain himself by his courage in war.
"No thanks! I've been in a hurry to follow the power just now. If I don't slap, the mosquitoes will definitely drink General Guo's blood. I hope General Guo will not blame me for being abrupt." Luo Li looked sincere and smiled and bowed deeply.
"No wonder! No wonder!" The other party's blunt words made Guo Kai completely relieved. When he was a soldier, wasn't it just that you helped me kill mosquitoes and I helped you kill flies?
Seeing that the matter was quiet, Zhou Zheng immediately stood up and changed the topic: "Brother Guo, I'd better go into the city sooner. I've been singing and playing behind me for a long time, and I'm afraid I'm exhausted."
"Okay! Welcome the delegation to the city!"
Guo Kai gave up his way and the delegation entered Qingdong County with the sound of music.
At night, the county government banquet was full of fish and meat, and the guests were having fun. The climax of the atmosphere was Guo Kai and Zhou Zheng having a drink, which made everyone unexpectedly say that the last one was the chubby Zhou Zheng.
Although Zhou Zheng won, he was at the end of his strength and was helped by Luo Li and others and sent back to the inn.
Putting him on the bed, Luo Li was about to turn around and leave, but Zhou Zheng grabbed his sleeve.
"Brother, why are you slapped the bearded today?" Zhou Zheng asked as if he was murmured after drinking.
Shocked in his heart, Luo Li's eyes flew quickly: "Brother, there are mosquitoes on his face, I can't hold it back for a while!"
After saying that, Zhou Zheng did not speak again for a long time. Just when Luo Li thought he was asleep and was about to leave, he suddenly heard Zhou Zheng say again: "Restrain yourself in the future!"
"Okay!" Luo Li nodded and left.
The sound of closing the door came, and Zhou Zheng, whose eyes were closed, suddenly opened, his eyes with some inexplicable smell!
After a night passed, the delegation waved goodbye. Zhou Zheng held Guo Kai's hand tightly at this time, and the two of them had a slightly red eyes. The scene of the good brothers' separation was touching.
After the sigh, the mission continued to head towards the Xijing, the capital of Shuguo!
But no one expected the situation next!
Lin County, Wangming County, Fengshan County, etc. Wherever you go, as long as it is Luo Li's turn to introduce you, you will slap him without saying a word.
"Ah! County Magistrate Zhang, there are mosquitoes!"
"Wow! County Magistrate Wang, there are flies!"
"Oh! County Magistrate Zhao, what a big cockroach!"
The sound of "papa" is endless!
After the county magistrates in various places were beaten, their anger rose sharply, but the bearded Guo Kai did not dare to take action, so they dared not, so they could only thank Luo Li under the innocent eyes.
Since then, the title of Deputy Envoy of Luo Liluo in the Anguo Mission has spread!
"Mr. Wu County, the slap in the face is here!"
"Hurry up, go to the county magistrate and come to borrow a pair of armor. I welcome the mission in armor!"
"Mr. Zhong, the slap in the face is here!"
"Hurry, go to the Iron Shop in the East of Cheng and get the special helmet made by me!"
There are two or three county towns across Xijing, and Luoli cannot succeed!
All the county magistrates wore armor and even specially made helmets, leaving only two eyes, one nose and mouth outside, and their faces were completely surrounded!
Luo Li put down his mosquito-killing hand and sighed deeply: "Why is it so difficult to help others?"
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After more than two months of trip, I finally arrived at my mission destination, Shuguo Xijing!
Welcoming the armor of the officials of the Honglu Temple in Shuguo, the delegation stayed at the Xijing Station!
Inside the house, Zhou Zheng and Luo Li, one roared and the other was calm!
"What the hell are you going to do?" Zhou Zheng was completely angry and reminded many times that Luo Li had not restrained himself, and there were times when good people were driven crazy.
"Brother, am I helping? I can't help but want to do something when I see the mosquitoes!" Luo Li said aggrievedly.
"Don't you mom's fart! Do you think I'm a fool?" Zhou Zheng, a long time ago, showed off his character as a literati, and his words were polite and polite. This time he couldn't help it and even scolded his mother.
"Yes!" Luo Li nodded.
"What?" Zhou Zheng stared at him in surprise, and his anger surged into the sky!
"No, no, no! Brother, please feel free! Haha!" Luo Li replied with a wry smile.
As Luo Li made a joke, Zhou Zheng suppressed a lot of anger and his tone became calm: "My brother, why?"
Taking a deep breath, Luo Li's eyes turned empty: "Huh! Brother, I took action to promote the success of the alliance!"
Zhou Zheng was stunned. He had guessed all the purposes, and even doubted whether Luo Li was an undercover sent by Luo State, but he did not dare to guess that it was to succeed in the alliance.
The expression of confusion just spread, but when Luo Li said, "Brother, you must understand that this time you came to form an alliance is the girl Anguo married His Majesty, Princess Anning of the dynasty."
"Political marriage is a shameful business. To put it nicely, it's called marriage, but to put it badly, it's His Majesty who sells his sister to seek soldiers."
"If I don't let go of a fart along the way, and finally tell the Emperor Shu about the marriage and alliance, will they believe it? Do you think we are cheating?"
"On the contrary, the more high-profile they slapped in the face, the more it proves that it is true that we marry Princess An Ning!"
"Anyway, I'm young, and I feel more angry and slapped them in the face with humiliation. Brother, you are sleek and understand the worldly ways. Treat it with coaxing. We two brothers and two swords will definitely be able to handle this matter!"
This reason is really amazing!
Zhou Zheng chewed it carefully, and it was reasonable to think about it. Indeed, the young man could not help but be able to do this humiliating mission, but Luo Li was just too extreme in his work.
"Oh!" After sighing deeply, Zhou Zheng said with a complicated expression: "Brother, you've beaten up, that's fine! But now that I'm in Xijing, don't slap in the face impulse, otherwise it will backfire!"
"Brother, please feel free! I am not a fool, and I don't want to really destroy the alliance. I will definitely not fight again here!" Luo Li nodded sincerely and responded.
Just kidding, just beat the county magistrate, beat the important officials in Xijing, unless Luo Li doesn’t want to live!
"Okay, take a break soon!" Zhou Zheng turned around and left, staring at the ground, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Brother, go slowly!" Luo Li closed the door with a smile, breathing a sigh of relief in her heart!
Shu Guo is not a second-hand man, so there must be no nonsense. Only those who are familiar with An Guo can believe it!
Chapter completed!