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Chapter 9 Ascension

"Fatty, how long will your laxative work?" Luo Li asked on the way back to Qingnan County.

"It's an hour!" The fat man replied after pondering for a moment.

You should know that one hour is two hours, and the effect of this medicine is enough, but Luo Li is a heavy medicine, and it is estimated that it will work in at most half an hour.

Then, Luo Li turned his head and said to Yue Wu, "General Yue, we should have clothes from the Luo State army in our county, right?"

Yue Wu, who was walking behind, was stunned for a moment before asking, "Yes, but there are not many, about a thousand pieces, what's the use of this thing?"

After a moment of pondering, Luo Li said with a sneering look: "Enough! Hehe! Go quickly! Let's speed up and return to the city and order a thousand soldiers to change into Luo Kingdom's clothes. One thousand soldiers wearing their original clothes. Let's go and stab the backyard of Shu Kingdom!"

"Crazy!? Two hundred thousand troops! Two thousand people are useless!" Yue Wu's tone was quite dissatisfied. After all, Luo Li's words were a bit offensive. What is his identity and how can he order Yue Wu?

However, Luo Li was not angry, and continued to smile and approach Yue Wu's ears, and told him about the laxative.

After listening to it, Yue Wu's brows frowned, as if he was a little dissatisfied with the two of them using such despicable means.

After a while, Yue Wu shouted in an extremely stern tone: "No! This is not my style. I would also advise you, don't ruin the reputation of His Royal Highness!"

OK! There is no chance!

Just as he was about to tell the fat man that he could only give up this opportunity, he heard Yue Wu speak again: "Who, you two lead a thousand soldiers and horses each, temporarily obey the orders of Mr. Yu Luoli, obey the command in everything, and those who violate the orders will be killed!"

"Yes!" The two thousand people who came down and responded.

Then, Yue Wu strode forward, and something fell on his body as he walked: "Oh! Where did my warehouse key go?"

"It seems that there must be something a little kid. If I don't return it tonight, I will dig three feet of the ground to kill him!"

"Damn!" Luo Li was stunned by Yue Wu's operation in front of him!

This stupid man wants Shu Guo to suffer losses, but he doesn’t want his reputation to be damaged. He is really a cunning person!

After Luo Li picked up the key, he looked at Yue Wu's back as he quickly left, and thought about the sentence "Don't ruin the reputation of His Royal Highness the Prince." He guessed that this Tiehan Han would not allow him to use the title of fat man or take the fat man to do this with him.

The division of troops was followed by Luo Li, and he was preparing for the future. If any problems arise, Yue Wu could completely rely on Luo Li to punish him for his crime of being arbitrary.

In this way, it not only put aside its own relationship, but also preserves the reputation of the fat man, but also swallows up some of the troops in Shu Kingdom, which is actually a three-shot kill.

It's really a bit of brain, and I can't get into the position of general in one of the nine towns.

"It seems that you should not underestimate the people in the era of cold weapons. Everyone is a human spirit!" Luo Li thought secretly and used this to warn himself.

...

As the picture turned, Shu Guo saw that Luo Guo was moving, they did not hesitate at all and slowly retreated towards the way they came.

Liu Zhe had already issued an order to withdraw his troops early in the morning, so the retreat speed of the 200,000 troops was one or two points faster than that of Luo Kingdom.

"Marson! Are we leaving like this? The last general is unwilling to give up! I am really unwilling to give up!" A bearded man, wearing a general's uniform, shouted excitedly behind Liu Zhe.

He was the garrison general of the border here in Shuguo. He had dealt with Yue Wu, Jiang Ming and others countless times. He thought he could capture Yue Wu alive this time, but he did not know that he would retreat in shame in the end.

"Oh!" Liu Zhe sighed deeply. He was not willing to give up and could understand his subordinates' feelings. However, such a dead knot was broken by three parties' confrontation, and he had no choice!

When they retreat, there is no chance of making a comeback. By then, it is estimated that Anguo's reinforcements have also arrived in Qingnan County. At this moment, they can only see Sun Li, the unlucky person.

If he could be smarter and bring the power of a 40,000 army to upend the heart of Anguo, it would be considered that Shu Guo would win back some face.

"Concentrate on retreat!" Liu Zhe raised his hand and waved it in the air twice, then said no more.

At this time, the bearded man still wanted to say something, but when he saw the marshal's appearance, he had to keep silent.

Sudden!

The bearded man felt a little twisted in his stomach, as if there was a strong gas inside, trying desperately to come out to see the sun.

The more bumpy he was on the horse, the more disobedient he became. In just a few breaths, his blushing face had been turned into a white face.

"Puff~"

A fart that shook the forest sounded, and Liu Zhe and the other three generals frowned.

After the sound fart was released, the bearded man instantly felt much more comfortable. He looked around and said a little embarrassedly: "Haha! This is the righteous energy of the circulation of heaven and earth!"

Everyone stared at him with contempt, then kicked the horse's stomach and continued to walk forward with a bumpy look.

After the cup of tea, the bearded man's face changed, and his stomach twisted and hurt again. The piercing feeling made him unable to hold the reins.

At this time, a few extremely low screams of pain came from my ears. The bearded man held the severe pain and turned his head and looked left and right.

Liu Zhe and the three generals around him all covered their stomachs and looked scary.

"Marson, last general..." The bearded man was about to take his leave, so he went to the woods to squat.

But he heard the sound of "bang bang bang" interrupting it, and then he saw a suffocating scene.

Three of the colleagues had some yellow water stains flowing from their crotch, dripping down the horse's back to the ground.

Even the horse couldn't help but turn around and stared at the person on his back.

I guess it was a little confused, it was a hot bath, but why is this water so smelly?

In an instant, the three generals were blushing and wanted to turn over and get off the horse, and find a place to clean them.

This is so embarrassing. In front of his colleagues, he made such a situation and was told back to Shuguo. I don’t know what joke it would be.

At this time!

Suddenly, a loud fart sound shocked the three of them and stopped.

The generals of the four towns and soldiers around them stared at Liu Zhe in shock.

Liu Zhe's old face turned slightly red. He was about to scold everyone, but the pain of twisting continued, and there seemed to be a mass of gas in his stomach expanding rapidly.

After just one breath, Liu Zhe felt that the gas had expanded to its limit, and his stomach was stretched out. The pain was unbearable, making him sweat profusely.

He didn't care about that much at the moment, and in panic, he tried hard on the horse's back.

"Wow!"

"puff!"

A stream of mud-yellow clear stream went down the middle and back of the body and hit the saddle straight on the saddle. With the bumpy horse's hooves, it suddenly soared nearly one foot high.

Such a strange scene made the crowd stunned, and the weapons in their hands fell all over the ground.

This is not the end. Liu Zhe only opened his head. When the four generals beside him saw such a shocking scene, they seemed to have stimulated the response in their bodies, hitting the saddle one after another, and soaring one foot high on the horse's back!

A veteran who had been in the border for more than ten years looked at the marshal and general incredibly. After a while, he dullly touched the shoulders of the people beside him and asked, "Has our general practiced any kind of immortal method?"

"Why do you say this?" the person next to him asked without looking back.

"Otherwise, how could he ascend to heaven immediately with the strength of the fart?" The veteran didn't know that his words would spread throughout the Three Kingdoms in the future and became a 'good story' of a generation.

Just as the atmosphere was frozen, a light rider suddenly rushed over through the crowd and rushed over quickly!

"Report! Marshal! Anguo sent a thousand troops and was chasing him quickly!" After landing, the soldier knelt on one knee and said.

"No~ It's okay! Just one thousand people, order the army to send people to intercept and kill!" Liu Zhe on the horse's back turned golden at this time. If the medicine was not so strong, it would probably end this time.

Unfortunately, who made him become so powerful!

After Liu Zhe said this, he continued to incontinence one after another and flew into the air. The sound of "puff, whip, whip, whip" spread throughout the surrounding woods.

The soldier who was receiving the order covered his eyes and noses, and he could hardly see. Just as he was about to take the order and leave, a soldier suddenly came again and got off his horse and immediately said, "Report to the Marshal, Luo Kingdom troops appeared behind him and were rushing towards the rear army. How should we deal with it?"

As soon as this said, Liu Zhe immediately thought that Luo and An and the other countries had joined forces to poison them, and then the joint army wanted to eat his horse.

If it was normal on weekdays, he would definitely order people to find out the number of people in Luo Country before making a decision.

But at this moment, he had completely lost his ability to think that Luo State had sent a large army, so he immediately made a ridiculous decision: "If you have a fraud, withdraw quickly!"

After yelling this sentence, he fainted completely and fell from his horse. The other four generals were at the end of their strength. After a few breaths, they fainted one after another.

"Marson...General..." Seeing this, a group of people quickly surrounded him, and no one dared to lift him up first...

Now, the 200,000 army had no leader, and the marshals and generals were poisoned and fainted. They thought that Luo Guo and An Guo troops were coming, so they ran away. They were simply throwing their arms and abandoning their armor. It was so lively!

After two thousand troops joined forces, Luo Li followed behind and pursued the 200,000 troops for nearly twenty miles before completely giving up the attack!

Two thousand to chase 200,000. Such an incredible scene can only be achieved by using Luo Li to drug it and the virtuality of Luo State's military uniform. If this happens in daily wars, very rarely will this happen.

After the end of this battle, a total of 1,123 enemies were wiped out and 3,467 were captured, which was considered a big victory.

In fact, Luo Li could continue to pursue, but he dared not. After all, he had never led his troops to fight, so he dared not go too deep to avoid being ambushed.
Chapter completed!
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