Chapter 2 Star Admiralty (2)
Chapter 2 Star Golden Bell (Two)
"Hehe, you don't know yet." Jin Jidong broke the news with a smile on his face: "Our pd arrived at the scene at 6 o'clock this morning and was wearing a new piece of clothing that he had never worn before. I'm revealing a little secret here. I didn't want to say that, he secretly asked me to ask Taeyeon for an autograph."
There was a burst of laughter at the scene immediately, the camera turned to the work area, and the PDF looked completely unattached, walking back and forth awkwardly.
"Then I asked the pd, why didn't you go and ask it yourself. The pd told me carefully, "I was afraid of being beaten by A-Days." Jin Jidong continued to reveal, "I was angry at that time. You are afraid of being beaten. Aren't I afraid of being beaten? You have a little more meat (pd is slightly fat), at least you are more resistant to beating than me. Besides, I am a mc, I have to rely on my face to make a living."
"Haha--" The whole scene laughed, and the pd in the work area felt ashamed, twisting his body to look at the camera.
"Brother Jidong, I never slap people in the face. If you don't believe me, you can try it." Li Rugan said with a teasing smile.
"I can't afford to try, it's too expensive." Jin Jidong shook his head, "I guess I can't make money after trying it for half a year..."
"Ha ha--"
"Okay, in order to allow Kim Jidong to continue to support his family, we won't talk about this topic. A-Sun, let's talk about your troubles. I'm curious why "Star Kim Jong" will bring you troubles." Chi Shizhen said.
"My trouble is-" Li Rugan said while turning around, "Xiuying, don't kick my back anymore. Didn't you see my school uniform white? How can I meet people in a while?"
"Ah?" Everyone immediately screamed in surprise, focusing their attention on Choi Sooyoung behind Lee Ruo. Choi Sooyoung's little face immediately turned red.
"Are Sooyoung kicking Ajis's back all the time?" Kim Jidong asked in an incredible look.
"How could it be? The chair he sat on had a backrest," Choi Soo-young defended.
"That's it?" Kim Jidong smacked his lips, "It turns out that Xiuying's sinful feet, who were hiding under the tablecloth, have been bullying Ah Ris. I admire him."
"What do you admire in Jidong?" Park Ji-yoon asked.
"I'm angry for me and PDF, hehe." Jin Jidong said with a smile.
"Brother Jidong, that's my trouble. Shouldn't you help me solve my troubles?" Li Rugan asked depressedly.
"Ah, you remembered it wrongly. The one responsible for solving the troubles is Kang Ho-dong's program ("Knee Taoist"). We are just responsible for asking about your troubles casually and then smile happily." Kim Ji-dong said with a smile on his face.
"Uh--" Li Rugan was speechless and the scene was already full of laughter.
"I can't tolerate Kim Ji-dong ruining our reputation in "Star Kim Jong" again. Aris, I'll help you. Soo-young, why have you been kicking Aris on the back?" Park Ji-yoon asked with a righteous look.
"I'm very dissatisfied with Oppa's approach. Why did I take me here to sit? I want to sit with my sisters," Choi Soo-young said with a depressed look on his face.
"Aren't there nine people in Girls' Generation? One person must come out to sit down." Park Ji-yoon said.
"But I didn't expect it was me, and there were nine people, so why did they look for me?" Choi Soo-young said dissatisfied.
"Who Xiuying thinks should go outside to sit?" Kim Jidong asked.
"Taeyeon, absolutely Taeyeon, she is the one who can survive the most, let alone Oppa is here." Choi Soo-young said for granted.
"Xiuying, it's because you're too tall that you're called out. Look, your column is above 17occm, and the two columns next to it are below 17occm," Jin Jidong said with a smile.
"This is not what I said, it is not what I said." Seeing Kim Jidong use his height to bring Choi Soo-young to the "male" camp, Lee Ruogan decisively shook his head and left his relationship clear.
"Brother Jidong, my personal skill is TV shopping host." Choi Soo-young said suddenly, looking at Kim Jidong with a playful look on his face.
"Suddenly I felt that the studio was so cold, pd, did you take revenge and turn off the geothermal heat?" Jin Jidong shivered exaggeratedly.
"Then show it, Soo Young." Park Ji-yoon said immediately, stopping Kim Ji-dong's words of trying to change the topic.
"Then let's perform a promotion for Brother Jidong, please help me." Choi Soo-young stuck out his little tongue and pursed his lips, looking at Kim Jidong with a strange smile.
"Okay, I'm happy to serve." Li Rugan's lips raised slightly.
"Hehe, okay, then let's wait and see." Park Ji-yoon smiled happily and immediately made a decision. Kim Ji-dong could only lower his head with a depressed look on his face and welcomed the upcoming "storm".
(Please think about the TV shopping interface)
"Hello everyone, I am Choi Sooyoung, the host of Waste Products Re-Press TV Shopping."
"Hello everyone, I'm a day."
(Voice-over, Jin Jidong's voice:...Hey, what is waste re-promotion? Am I a waste?)
"Today we are preparing an incompetent humanoid for you..."
"Uh, it's an omnipotent human form..."
"Yes, it's just such a humanoid that can't do anything."
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(Voiceover, Park Ji-yoon's voice: It turns out that Soo-young is the first killer. A-ris wants to help Ji-dong and they are killed in seconds)
"The characteristic of this incompetent humanoid is that you can't do anything, and you will smile foolishly when you meet others, and the characteristic of smiling is that you can't find your eyes."
"With that being said, this also reflects a major role of this human form from the side. Buy it away, put it at home, and the evil demons will disappear immediately."
(Voiceover, Kim Jidong's voice: a day, are you sure you are talking to me?)
"In addition to warding off evil spirits, it also has a very useful function. Do you want your children to become as dazzling as the national idol Rain? Then take this humanoid back."
"Yes, as long as you have him, you can guarantee that your children will have as good looks as Rain, especially those charming eyes."
(Voice-over, Jin Jidong's voice: You might as well say I don't have eyes...)
"Yes, don't lose the machine and don't come again. Take out your phone and order it quickly. The New Year's reward is the price of the breaking price is only 998."
"Yes, the top ten friends who make phone calls will get a mobile phone pendant worth 1ooo yuan, and what are you waiting for? Please order it quickly."
"Hey, I gave it for free, right?" Jin Jidong finally couldn't help but scream.
"How could it be, Brother Jidong doesn't learn math very well?" Choi Soo-young laughed in confusion.
"We mean, we pay 2 won, not seek profit, but only seek to get rid of it." Li Ruogan raised the corner of his mouth and said with a smile.
"..." Kim Jidong grew up with disbelief, and finally gritted his teeth and clapped his hands, comparing Choi Soo-young and Lee Ruogan with thumbs up.
"Ah, very wonderful personal skills, Xiuying, and Shizhen made a summary: "Hey, the nine people and A-S from Girls' Generation are all here. Now let me talk about the first column, Song Daguan, eur, A-S, Xiuying, second column, Taeyeon, Yoona, tiffany, sunny, third column, Yoona, Seo Hyun, j, Hyoyeon, welcome"
"Ah, suddenly I remembered that Wu Zhixian had a wish to sing a song for him as a girl's generation." Jin Jidong pushed his glasses, and a touch of playful expression appeared in his small eyes.
"Where? Where?" Wu Zhixian immediately shouted with a look of wrongdoing, "It's nothing. My wish is to watch A-S perform a passionate grappling technique." At this time, the camera turned to Wu Zhixian, and the special effects team gave him a special effect that kept sweating coldly.
"A Ris, you are here, it really doesn't match the atmosphere. Look at Wu Zhixian, so scared that he changed his wishes." Jin Jidong turned to Li Rugan and said seriously.
"Brother Jidong thinks this way because Brother Jidong and I are two completely opposite types of people." Li Rugan said slowly, "It's all my fault that I'm too upright, serious, gentle and kind..."
"...I surrender. A day, are you sure you are not studying in the language major at Er University?"
"No, I studied primitive animal research major, so I have a thorough understanding of Brother Jidong."
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"k.o, Kim Jidong was gorgeously knocked down by A-S. Let's ignore him." Chi Shizhen laughed exaggeratedly, "Taeyon, after all, there are many fans of the uncle level. Have you ever received any strange gifts?"
"Well, I have received insoles..." Kim Taeyeon laughed as she said, "Because I am small and often can't see it in the members, so..."
"So did you wear it today?" Chi Shizhen smiled.
"...Um..." Kim Taeyeon nodded, then laughed embarrassedly with the crowd.
"Don't worry, Taeyeon is so beautiful, she will be bright even if she falls into the members." Kim Jidong comforted, but then immediately explained, "Oh, this is nothing to do with me if the PDF is written in the script..." Kim Jidong had not finished explaining, and the scene was already full of laughter.
After that, Kwon Yuri, Seo Joo Hyun and Lee Soon Kyu performed some personal skills of imitating vocal cords, and even Jung Soo-yeon was called to perform Yu Seung-min's laughter, which made everyone on the scene laugh. In this way, about one-third of the recording time of "Star Kim Jong", and at this time, it finally entered the main topic of "Star Kim Jong" - "Girls Generation Secret Open Girls Generation Comprehensive Explanation"
"Girls Generation fully explained the time and made the first question public. Who is the most gentle girl in Girls Generation?" Ikeshi Zhen said, "The one selected by the official was selected by Girls Generation collectively...uh?a day?"
"Chishu Town, don't be surprised, you read it right. Don't you know that there are ten people in Girls' Generation?" Kim Jidong said with a chuckling.
"Oh, so everyone knows it. I said why the PDF should add the name of A-Di S to the questioner." Chi Shizhen nodded with a clear look, "Yes, Girls' Generation is composed of ten young and beautiful beautiful women. But it hasn't been revealed. A-Di S is quite handsome in men's clothing."
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Chapter completed!