Chapter 44: The Heart of the Night (1)
"There are so many amazing guests here today. What's even more rare is that they will appear as couples." Jiang Xiujing said with an excited look on the show.
"Today's Ye Xin will be the special episode of the fantasy couple." Jiang Hudong added with a big smile, then looked at the regular guests Lee Hyuk and Choi Ruzhen with a weird smile: "Then today our Ru Zhen and Cheek will also be Ye Xin's fantasy couple. Let's have a couple action."
Lee Hyukcai and Choi Ruzhen looked at the camera in a funny way. After a moment of silence, Lee Hyuk suddenly opened his eyes with great burden: "What are you looking at?" The audience burst into laughter immediately.
The second fantasy couple is Lee Soo-young and Seung Shi-kyung. The couple's action is Mnet, the representative of Seung Shi-kyung hosting the night show, which aroused everyone's cheers.
"The next couple, the national brother who is popular in the Republic of Korea, the gentlest god of war - Aris!, and the foreigner Ye Xinwan invited for the first time in history, Super Junior - Han Geng!" Jiang Hudong danced excitedly and introduced loudly. The audience immediately shouted wildly, and the scene was uncontrollable for a while.
Li Rugan and Han Geng stood up, face to face, stretched out their left and right hands, and put their forearms together, and "drink" them together. Their bodies changed with the flow, leaned their backs together, and pointed their arms at the camera together, causing a scream again.
"Who is it in the end? These two cute little sisters? What? Don't you know? Are you all coming from Mars? Haha, it's the popular Girls' Generation now! Girls' Generation - Tiffany! Seo Hyun!" Jiang Hudong said with exaggerated eyes widening and gestured.
"Hello everyone~" Huang Mi-young and Seo Joo-hyun, who were sitting together, bowed slightly to the camera. The couple's action was a very cute expression of love, which caused a wolf howling on the scene.
Ye Xinwan’s first topic in this episode is “Under what circumstances does a girl fall in love with me completely?” After introducing this topic, Jiang Hudong immediately pointed at Li Rugan: “Aris, there are two sisters present, why are they a fantasy couple with Han Geng?”
"Because I'm reluctant to give my sister one to Brother Han Geng." Li Rugan replied seriously.
"Ah? Ah haha." Jiang Hudong immediately burst into laughter and pointed at the camera: "Did you hear it? No one should think of hitting Sister Aris."
The camera turned to Hwang Mi-young and Seo Joo-hyun, and the two girls blushed and lowered their heads.
"Aris and Girls' Generation are now in a big trend, and the album is selling so much that it's jealous." Jiang Hudong kept gesturing with his hands, as if drawing a big circle: "Sing a new song for us today."
"Pani, Xiaoxian, let's have a bit of it." Li Rugan nodded, then turned to Huang Mi-young and Xu Zhuxian. Li Rugan would not call their nicknames in public occasions like the public.
"Don't laugh at me for being childish, I'm so shy that I can't speak. Don't laugh at me for being childish, just talk casually." The two girls nodded and sang the chorus of "Girls' Generation" together, which caused a lot of shouts.
"It's quite exciting! Where is Aris? You can't lose to your sisters!" Jiang Hudong said in a stir.
For Kang Ho-dong's help without any trace, Li Ruogan naturally understood in his heart that doing so would undoubtedly give himself a chance to appear on the screen. Li Ruogan could only keep Kang Ho-dong's help in his heart and would repay him if he had the chance. Li Ruogan sang the chorus of "Blues" casually, and the dynamic rhythm made Kang Ho-dong's eyes wide.
"Aris, are you a Martian? You sang such a song while sitting there and laughing?" Jiang Hudong looked at Li Rugan up and down with a suspicious expression, causing a burst of hilariousness.
"Han Geng! Let's have a new song!" Ignoring Li Rugan's angry eyes, Jiang Hudong immediately changed the subject.
After that, Han Geng, Cheng Shijing and Lee Soo-young sang a short section of Jiang Hudong before letting go of a group of guests and began the "use language to answer topics".
"When it comes to girls' topics, looking at the audience, the one who has the most say is Aris. Living with the nine people from Girls' Generation, does Aris have any experience to tell everyone?" Jiang Hudong pointed his gun at Li Rugan from the beginning.
"Hey? I have never been in love. Those who live with me are all sisters!" Lee Ruogan looked at Kang Ho-dong with an innocent look, then turned to Hwang Mi-young and Seo Joo-hyun: "Is that right?"
"Yes, oppa~" the two girls shouted sweetly together, and a jealous "oh" sound immediately surged at the scene.
"Be good~" Li Ruogan grinned and pretended to pat their heads.
"Aris, you'd better restrain yourself and be careful to become the public enemy of Sones." Jiang Hudong said with a lip curled his lips and seemed kind-hearted, but in fact anyone could hear the jealousy in his voice.
"Almost all female artists in Korea are Hu Dong's sisters. What's the point of envying me?" Li Rugan laughed teasingly.
"Hudong is an uncle, right?" Li Hecai suddenly interrupted, and the audience burst into laughter immediately. Jiang Hudong glared at him fiercely.
"Have Aris really not in love?" Jiang Xiujing took over the unfinished mission of Jiang Hudong and continued to fire at Li Rugan.
"No, I entered the army at the age of 15, and spent all of them in the army except for the Chinese New Year. Then I was ready to debut after retiring. How could I have time to fall in love?" Li Rugan shook his head: "I finally made my debut, and my sisters couldn't take care of me, let alone find a girlfriend. So I don't know anything about this."
"Hudong, Aris's words are very credible. Wouldn't you let him go?" Jiang Xiujing immediately betrayed and pushed everything to Jiang Hudong, as if her doubts just now were instructed by Jiang Hudong.
Jiang Hudong cooperated and widened his eyes, looked at Jiang Xiujing in disbelief, and the scene burst into laughter again.
"Aris, it's not OK to escape like this! You always have to get married and have children, right? Come on, there are so many, come and choose one." Jiang Hudong still seemed unwilling to let Li Rugan go.
"Brother Hudong really can't stand me having a cute sister." Li Ruogan shook his head and sighed, thought about all the options, and then said, "Then I'll choose to cook. Preparing meals for my beloved every day is also a way to express love."
"Sisters, who can cook for Aris?" Jiang Hudong asked.
"You can tell when you look at the way they both are. If nothing unexpected happens, I cook for them every day." Li Ruogan smiled and pointed at Huang Meiying and Seo Joo-hyun.
The camera immediately gave the two girls a close-up. At this time, Huang Meiying lowered her head and smiled embarrassedly, and Seo Zhuxian simply covered her little face and prevented her from seeing it.
"Tiffany, can you cook?" Jiang Hudong asked.
"Can you know a little..." Huang Meiying said honestly.
"Then why not cook for Aris? Didn't he hear Aris say that cooking is a way to express love?" Kang Ho-dong asked loudly.
"Because it's really only a little..." Huang Meiying's face turned red with embarrassment again.
"Pani means that you can wash vegetables and cut vegetables," Li Ruogan smiled directly at the cute Huang Meiying.
"How is this a little better?" Jiang Hudong grew up and then laughed out loud.
"Where is Xu Xian? How much will it do?" Jiang Xiujing continued to ask.
"I can steam sweet potatoes and cook sweet potato soup." Xu Zhuxian replied embarrassedly.
"Xiaoxian is the most obedient one. She helps me clean the restaurant every day and can help the most." Li Ruogan said: "When it comes to cooking, Xiaoxian is also one of the top 9 people."
"Have Seo Hyun cooked food for Aris?" Jiang Hudong asked.
"I made it. I gave it to the oppa for the first time when I made sweet potato soup, but it failed." Xu Zhuxian said embarrassedly.
"Failed? Can't Aris drink in?" Jiang Hudong asked.
"No, I drank all the oppas and said they were delicious. But there was still some in the pot. I drank a bowl of salt myself and found that it was so salty. Moreover, I didn't cook enough, and the sweet potatoes were a little uncooked." Xu Zhuxian seemed to recall the scene at that time, and was embarrassed and was also moved.
"I've drunk all this? I'm worthy of being a national brother." Cui Ruzhen sighed, and everyone nodded and agreed. Li Rugan felt a little embarrassed.
"Tiffany, is anyone in Girls' Generation able to cook?" Jiang Xiujing asked.
"This, Yuri's rice is pretty good, Xiaoxian can also make some things related to sweet potatoes... and Sunny is also developing bread..." Huang Meiying pointed her face, thought hard for a long time and said a few people.
"Is this the only thing?" Jiang Xiujing said in surprise.
"Well..." Huang Meiying nodded embarrassedly.
"Yuri can do some things since she was a child, and other people learn to do some things because of their hobbies. The sisters are still very busy. In addition to training, they also have to study hard. Now they have to make rankings and rush to announce. There is really no time to cook," Li Rugan took over and explained. Although the word "busy" describes girls a bit exaggerated, Li Rugan didn't mind telling a kind lie at this time.
"Do you want to study? By the way, I heard that the academic performance of Girls' Generation is generally very good." Jiang Xiujing interrupted at this time.
"Yes, everyone is almost in the top 100 in the school, Taeyeon, Xiaoxian and Yoona are still my Aegis." When talking about learning, Li Ruogan suddenly became excited and gestured with his hands and feet. Just like parents treating their children, Li Ruogan is also proud of the outstanding grades of the girls.
"Is it Aegis from Seoul? Oh my God!" The hosts, guests and audiences exclaimed. "Aegis" is the most special fan organization in South Korea, and its strict requirements are well-known in South Korea. Unexpectedly, the results of the three girls have reached less than 1,000 in Seoul's unified examination, which is almost certain to be able to enter a first-class university.
"Yes, and Sister Sika and Sister Pani are about to meet the requirements." Xu Zhuxian nodded and said proudly.
"Oh my God, you can imagine how hard the members of Girls' Generation usually work. They have performed so well in songs and learning careers! Everyone applauded!" Jiang Hudong shouted loudly, and warm applause immediately sounded in the venue.
"Where is Han Geng? Does Han Geng agree with Aris's opinion? Cooking is a sign that girls fall in love with boys completely?" Jiang Hudong asked.
"I think it's tolerance. Girls' tolerance for boys is the best way to express love to boys." Han Geng said.
"How to tolerate a girl? Are you allowed to step on two boats?" Jiang Hudong deliberately misinterpreted Han Geng's meaning, causing a burst of hilariousness.
"Of course not." Han Geng smiled speechlessly: "For example, if a boy needs social engagements and has some interaction with other women or drinks more wine, the girls will understand them and will not blame them."
"Han Geng has been understood by some girl?" Jiang Hudong asked.
"...Does Kim Heechul count?" Han Geng suddenly said after a while of silence.
"Puff! Hahaha..." Another burst of hilariousness was heard on the scene. The princess disease of the universe superstar Kim Heechul is also famous in Korea.
"I think boys should also be considerate of girls appropriately, because girls also need to have social engagements." Li Xiuying said in agreement.
"It is okay to be considerate, but girls are different from boys, so you can't go too far. Of course, I don't agree with boys doing too much under the pretext of socializing." Li Ruoqian said.
"Ah?! Our national brother has different opinions!" Jiang Hudong shouted.
"It's not a disagreement. The social engagement should be fought by boys. Why bother girls? If a man doesn't even have the ability to let his beloved live a good life and wants her to work hard and socialize, then what qualifications does he have to have this girl? I don't oppose girls' work for ideals, fulfillment and happiness, but I can't stand girls treating this kind of work as essential, as pressure, or the purpose of work is to make money, which I can't accept." Li Ruoqian said seriously.
"Aris is very domineering, isn't he a little macho?" Jiang Hudong intercepted.
"Oppa means whether a girl works depends entirely on the girl's own preference. If she is really willing, she will work happily. If she works for a living, she will not be able to bear it because it reflects the incompetence of a man." Xu Zhuxian acted as an understanding of Yuhua and further explained Li Ruoqian's meaning.
"That is to say, for example, if we don't want to be artists, we can do nothing immediately. We can do what we like, and oppa will support us~" Huang Meiying was still a little confused when she saw everyone, and directly gave an example. After several months of time and night, Li Ruoqian and the girls really got a few points. Even Huang Meiying, who is a little half a beat slower, could easily understand the meaning of Li Ruoqian's words.
"Oh, I understand, I am worthy of being a national brother. I don't know how many girls will attract this view." Jiang Hudong suddenly realized and clapped his hands and said.
"Where?" Li Ruoqian smiled, then looked at Xu Zhuxian and Huang Meiying gently. Both babies were both beautiful and delicate, and knew their thoughts very well.
Chapter completed!