Chapter 489(1/2)
I have only seen monks and Taoist priests come to beg for alms, and I have never seen anyone take the initiative to ask for money from Taoist priests.
The Taoist priest looked at Su Ran's expression, then looked at his firm hand.
I'm sure this person is not kidding.
He is really a psychopath, he is determined to finish it.
"The donor was joking. I am a monk, so how could I have money? It's too late today, so I'll say goodbye."
If I have money, I will waste my saliva to deceive you.
It would be better to leave as soon as possible, so as not to get entangled by this crazy disease, it would be really bad.
"Let's go slowly, don't send it."
But the Taoist priest took a few steps and suddenly realized that something seemed to be wrong.
I am here to beg for alms and exorcism, so why should I leave?
Let's go, what to eat tomorrow.
So, he turned around and smiled softly at Su Ran.
"Although I am a person outside the world, I have always taken it as my responsibility to save the world and the donor is full of evil spirits. How could I go away alone regardless of the donor's life and safety?"
The Taoist priest's expression really looks very pity for the world.
Moreover, listening to his words is really a righteous savior.
"What Taoist priest meant is to exorcize me?"
"I am just thinking about this."
"The Taoist priest is so kind to save the suffering and to save the suffering, and he must be a true person who has attained enlightenment."
"I dare not take it."
The Taoist priest smiled happily, as if he had seen Su Ran who had taken the bait.
It seems that I have seen the hot steamed buns.
"Since the Taoist priest is a master of enlightenment, he must have taken exorcism and salvation as his responsibility."
“That’s natural.”
The Taoist priest laughed happier and happier.
"Then this exorcism must be free."
"Well, ah? What did you say?"
The Taoist priest's smile disappeared instantly, looking at Su Ran with a look of suspicion.
It seems like I heard something wrong.
"Since I am saving the world, I am the common people and saving the world is the responsibility of the Taoist priest. Then it is definitely unreasonable to collect money."
Su Ran stared at the Taoist priest and smiled treacherously.
"Unless, Taoist priest, is fake."
How ugly the Taoist priest's face is, it is really embarrassing.
"How is it possible? I am a true master of enlightenment, how can I be fake?"
Even if you beat him to death, you can't admit it. Wouldn't you ask for trouble if you admit it?
But how can this free loss-making transaction be done? Wouldn't that break my rules?
"Since that's the case, then the Taoist priest will exorcise the demons as soon as possible."
Su Ran lay on the rocking chair, closing his eyes comfortably.
The Taoist priest looked ugly. This lunatic just couldn't touch it. Now he was in trouble.
"Donor, when I exorcise demons and evil spirits, there will be evil spirits coming out, so please help the donor avoid it for the time being."
It seems that I can’t get any money, so I have to get some things and I can’t do it in vain.
At least you have to make back the capital of cinnabar and yellow paper.
"It's okay, the Taoist priest just takes action, I'm not afraid."
"The evil spirit can harm the human body and the soul. Isn't the donor afraid?"
"I'm not afraid, I'm very tough."
The Taoist priest's mouth twitched. This was not only a lunatic, but also a lunatic who was not afraid of death.
I'm just hungry and want to buy a cake for two dollars. Are you the one who can do this?
You're simply bullying others.
The Taoist priest took out his yellow paper talisman and looked at Su Ran with a bright look.
You forced me to do this, so don't blame me for making trouble.
"Since the donor is so persistent, I don't want to say anything. As for the consequences, please bear with the donor."
As he said, he clamped the yellow paper with his fingers, and was talking about something there.
It seemed that he was chanting a mantra, and it seemed that he was cursing Su Ran, the crazy man.
But when Su Ran listened carefully, he immediately wanted to go up and kick the stinky Taoist priest.
"The road to Shu is difficult, it is more difficult than climbing to the blue sky..."
I go, you guy is actually memorizing ancient Chinese.
It is difficult to return to Shu Road. Do you need me to provide you with 300 children's Tang poems?
"go!"
The yellow paper flew towards Su Ran and fell in front of him.
"You see it. You have been invaded by evil spirits, and it is difficult for me to get close to you."
The Taoist priest looked at Su Ran with a pitiful look. Looking at his expression, it seemed that Su Ran was really going to die soon.
Illness invades the body?
I was still losing my body under the evil aura.
Stinky Taoist, I think I should put a hornet's nest in your crotch to let you know what a real invasion is.
Su Ran looked at the Taoist priest with a smirk on his face.
"Master, can you do it? If you don't, I'll invite you out."
After a while, the Taoist priest had already thrown dozens of yellow paper talismans on Su Ran like this.
I really think of my place as a garbage spot.
"I, of course, I'm OK."
It would be strange if I could do it, but I can't give in to you.
"If you can do it, hurry up. You said that I am full of evil spirits here, but until now, I have not seen any evil spirits at all. Taoist priest, you are not a liar in the world, right?"
Su Ran deliberately ran the money.
"I am a master of Taoism, how could I be a low-level profession like a liar in the world?"
I also want to be a liar in the world, but that thing also requires talent. If I have one, I won’t be hungry.
"Why can't I see that evil spirit?"
When the Taoist priest saw Su Ran's appearance, he knew that Su Ran must have seen through him, but he just didn't expose it and deliberately played with him here.
Such a villain actually treats me as a monkey, and there are three fires left in the clay man.
But, I looked at the yellow paper talisman in my hand.
Forget it, the clay man’s fire also needs to fill his stomach before it can be emitted.
However, how can the energy in the heart be let go of it?
The Taoist priest pulled out the peach wood sword behind him. A yellow paper talisman was pasted on the peach wood sword. It looked a little old and had faded and damaged.
Su Ran smiled, hey, he was serious.
The Taoist priest held a peach wood sword in his hand and muttered something, but it was still difficult to recite the Shu road that he had not finished memorizing just now.
You haven't finished your homework after class, so you have come to me to complete it?
"Evil Demons and Demons, look at my divine sword and break it!"
The peach wood sword immediately pointed at Su Ran.
If I hadn't known that my peach wood sword was a decoration and had no pioneering force, I would let you know what the Dugu Nine Swords are. I don't know how many generations of successors are.
However, what Su Ran and Taoist priests did not expect was.
Just the moment his sword pierced.
To be continued...