Chapter 28 Safety Network Cable
"It's done, since you don't lack money, just build a greenhouse if you want to build it!" The second master's statement has always been the final decision of the family. The uncle was originally supportive of this matter, and the opinions of the mistress and the aunt were ignored. Wang Yong immediately contacted Manager Li, who built his greenhouse last time, and told him that he would build twenty more sheds and was preparing to hand over the work to their company. Manager Li agreed and asked him to choose the place. Three days later, he brought people to see the venue.
After hanging up the phone, the family had a good meal. Wang Yong, who was idle in the afternoon, thought that he should prepare a computer, and he would save some information in the future and use the mobile phone to surf the Internet. Not to mention the cost, the key is that the speed is too slow. The network cable had already reached the village. At 4 o'clock in the afternoon, Wang Yong called the township telecom customer service. When he heard that it was the village chief of the Banshan Village who installed an Internet cable at his home, the township telecom manager immediately agreed to send someone over. As expected, within 20 minutes, a Jinbei van drove into Wang Yong's yard.
The first person got off the passenger seat, about 1.75 meters tall, thick eyebrows, big eyes, bald head, and a big belly. Wang Yong felt more and more familiar with him as he looked at him, so he quickly sent an order to check Xiao Guang. Soon the information about this person appeared in Wang Yong's mind.
"So it's you! My son, your body is still so thick! It's not falling out at all. Are you still going up the mountain to catch pheasants?" Wang Yong said with a smile.
"I said Wang Yong, I laughed at my old classmates as soon as I met. I heard that you kid has been making a lot of trouble since he came back. He was elected as the village chief, and he fought with people at the market. The greenhouse vegetables he planted were sold at sky-high prices, and there was a jujube tree that had grown up as big as eggs. By the way, get me some dates to taste, don't be reluctant to let it go!" The fat man said that the dates were all saliva. There was no way, this person grew up so big that he had not changed, and that was delicious. For food, he could go up the mountain to fight pheasants, and go to the sea to capture dragons. This is a story.
The fat man is named Liu Xiaolong, who is from the next village and is a primary school classmate of Wang Yong. His father is a butcher and his family often slaughtered pigs, slaughtered lambs and sold meat. When Wang Yong and his family were young, they were considered rich children in the village. Perhaps because of the reason why they eat meat and bone soup every day, this kid has been not fat since childhood. He grew up to more than 90 pounds in the third grade of elementary school. He was ridiculed for this. So he vowed to lose weight, but this kid was very greedy and couldn't stand it if he didn't eat meat for a day. Wang Yong told him at that time that pheasant meat is delicious but it won't grow meat, which is most suitable for you. After hearing this kid
, he ran up the mountain after school every day. He didn't catch a few pheasants, but his weight was really lost. But after catching a pheasant for a while, the lazy guy felt that it was too tiring to go up the mountain, so he asked Wang Yong if there were any other meats that would not gain weight after eating them. Wang Yong told him, yes, fish meat would not gain weight after eating them. So this kid was eyeing the fish in the river again. Especially in summer, there was a pond in their village that was connected to the river, and there were a lot of fish and shrimps. In order to eat fish, the kid was guilty of getting old and almost drowned. Later, in order to show that he had the ability, he often clamored that he could fight tigers and go to sea to catch dragons.
"I still eat it. Just your physique is 250, right?" Wang Yong asked, looking at the boy's round body.
"Don't talk about the needless, where is the date?" the fat man asked politely without knowing it at all.
"It's on the mountain, I want to eat it and pick it myself." Wang Yong glared at him angrily.
The fat man ignored him and told the three workers who came with him that they would start work immediately. He said to Wang Yong without looking back: "I haven't gone up the mountain to catch pheasants for a long time. How about it? Do you want to go up with your brother? Then you will be one."
"You just want to catch pheasants. The old hens in your house can peck you and run around the yard!" Wang Yong said that, haha. The three workers who worked were not aware of the funny thing. Why did this laugh so much? The son gave Wang Yong a middle finger, turned around and hummed and ran away to his grandma's "The Love of a Tractor" to pick dates. Wang Yong smiled for a while, and after recovering, he told the three workers about the fat man being chased by a chicken.
That was after Wang Yong told him that he would not gain weight by eating pheasants. After school, this guy knew that it would be difficult for him to catch pheasants with his physique. He could not think of any good idea, so he came to ask Wang Yong again when he was over. Wang Yong had the idea one after another when he was a child, so he immediately thought of a solution for him. Wang Yong told him, why are you so powerful in watching martial arts masters on TV? In addition to having good masters and martial arts secrets, you have to study hard. You said that you don’t have a master or a secret, so you can only rely on hard work. In this way, you go home every day to release your old hen and then catch it. The chickens raised at home are easier to catch than pheasants. Let’s start with simple practice and go step by step. One day you will become a generation of chicken catching heroes.
The fat man who was deceived by Wang Yong was immersed in his imagination of becoming a chicken-catching hero. He thought that he had become a famous chicken-catching hero in the world, and could easily catch whatever chickens he could reach out. He spent a lot of money, ate meat in large quantities, and drank a big bowl of wine... When he got home, he threw down his schoolbag and ran to the yard, preparing to catch the old hen locked in the chicken cage. It was time for this kid to be unlucky, just as his hen was holding a nest to hatch the chicken. The kid's hand had not touched the old hen. The old hen thought that this guy was coming to steal his child, so he could be polite to him, so he stretched his head and pecked the back of the fat man's hand. The fat man quickly retracted his hand, and saw it.
The pecking was so painful that his tears were rolling in his eyes. But when he thought of becoming a generation of chicken-catching heroes in the future, what was this pain? Don’t be afraid of tears. Well, Zheng Zhihua’s song had not been passed on at that time! Anyway, the fat man carried forward the fine tradition of our army’s not afraid of hardship or death, and gritted his teeth and really took action to catch the chicken again. This time, he learned his lesson and stretched his hand towards the old hen like lightning. The fat man succeeded, the great fat man, he inherited the glory and tradition of the family. The Japanese, Zhou Papi, and the puppet army possessed their souls at this moment! It represents the long history and tradition of the chicken-catching hero. At this moment, he is not fighting alone, he is not alone!
The fat man proudly pulled one of the chickens' wings and pulled the chicken out of the cage. The old hen was completely angered by the fat man. You are still not over. Not only do you want to steal my child, but you also attack me. So the old hen flapped his wings and slapped the fat man's hand. The fat man loosened his hand, and saw the old hen turning over and standing steadily on the ground. The angry hen strangled the hair all over his body and shouted, "Damn, Fatty, I'm a mother."
Fight with you. Then I picked up one meter high and went with the fat man's face. The fat man was immersed in the joy of catching chickens for the first time before he could react, and the old hen came on his nose so hard that he couldn't stop crying. He cried while avoiding the hen who was constantly attacking, while running into the house. The hen was good to chase the remaining brave men and not give the fat man any chance, but he could fly up and peck.
The fat man's crying alarmed the sister who was cooking in the house. When his sister came out and saw the fat man, she drove away the hen with a slut, making her stomach hurt. The fat man finally escaped from the hen and wiped his tears back into the house. After being rescued by his sister from the hen, the fat man developed the habit of eating chickens, and especially liked to chew the chicken's head. However, this matter has become a topic for people to use to joke about fat men.
After listening to Wang Yong talk about the embarrassing things about Fatty when he was a child, the three workers who came with the children all laughed.
When the fat man came back from the mountain, Wang Yong and his team had finished their work and drank a pot of tea. In order to pick more dates, this fat man took off his T-shirt and wrapped it in a large bag.
Wang Yong looked at the fat man who was sweating and eating jujubes with relish: "I said, can you have some success? Why didn't you use your pants too!"
The fat man gave Wang Yong a blank look and said to the three workers: "You go back, I will leave my old classmate here for dinner. Oh, by the way, I'll tell my dad on the street. There are also these dates, each person takes three, not many. Alas! I said, "Waiter, I said I can't take more, you can't take them too quickly!"
Wang Yong was really convinced by this fat man. However, the old classmate came over to invite him to dinner. He sent three workers away, and the fat man sat on the sofa, and ordered Wang Yong like a master: "Cook quickly, I'll be hungry in the mountains."
"I'll never die of hunger. I'll give you a bowl of noodles now, and I'll definitely let you eat it in ten minutes." Wang Yong said to the fat man. The fat man didn't look at him and waved his hand directly. Don't talk nonsense about that, hurry up and cook.
Wang Yong looked helplessly at the fat man who was lying on the sofa watching TV, and got up and went to the kitchen to make a few dishes. Of course, all the vegetables were produced by the Little World. So, the fat man who was originally lying on the sofa kept criticizing Wang Yong for being so vegetarian and yelling to eat meat. But after tasting a bite of vinegar and kidding, the fat man immediately turned into an animal of his body and similar shape. When Wang Yong came in with the last plate of crucian carp and tofu soup, there were only a few dry and quiet dishes left on the table, not even a single soup!
There was no choice but to use his lazy trick to make a very famous dish abroad. However, it is called vegetable salad abroad, and in China, it is called cold dishes. It is made of shredded cucumber, shredded kohlrabi, shallot, shredded tofu, and shredded kelp. Then he brought a large basin to the fat man and put it in front of him and ate it!
The ultimate move worked very well. In the last basin of cold dishes, less than a small bowl was left. After packing the table, Wang Yong chatted with the fat man who was lying on the sofa.
"Fatty, why are you doing telecommunications? I wonder when I graduated from high school, didn't I go to study for computers?
The fat man touched his stomach with one hand and held a cigarette with the other hand. He took a sip of cigarette and said, "Do you still remember Xiao Qiao behind you?"
"Remember, Qiao Fei, the goddess in our dreams in high school, was called Qiao Fei, and Qiao Ying, who was the last class. Alas! At that time, you often called someone's names in your dreams when you were sleeping at night."
"Now it's my wife!" The fat man proudly patted his chest and said loudly. Looking at the smug fat face, he looked like a villain could succeed.
Wang Yong tilted his body in shock, and the cigarette butt in his hand flew out with Huozi's arm. This news is probably just like the little Japanese saying that the Diaoyu Islands belong to them, and no one would believe it.
Wang Yong looked at the arrogant fat man, sighed and said, "Hey! The cabbage is so hunched by the pig. A flower is really inserted into cow dung." Thinking of Xiao Qiao, who is so cute and cute, walking with this fat man of more than 200 pounds, Wang Yong felt dizzy.
The fat man stood up and wanted to do it for Wang Yong. Unexpectedly, after storing for two, he still couldn't get up. Finally, he simply gave up his plan to settle accounts with Wang Yong.
"What's wrong with you? Tell me, how did you catch up with Xiao Qiao?" Wang Yong asked very gossipedly.
"What's there? My buddy is handsome and handsome..."
"Ba—" Wang Yong said to the fat man's head, "Be serious, we will be honest and lenient in our policies, resist strictness, and those who are playing poor will be punished."
The fat man muttered and explained the reason for the matter. After hearing this, Wang Yong had to admire the fat man's luck. It turned out that after the fat man graduated, his father found someone to join the county telecommunications bureau. As he grew older, his family began to arrange for him to go on blind dates, which made him miserable (of course, Wang Yong thought that it would be fine if he could not be true. This fat man wanted to be more like a few people. If he had the chance to see the beautiful woman openly, he would not miss it.). His uncle, who was the principal in the junior high school in the village, introduced him to a female teacher in a school, and waited for the fat man to meet with others happily. It turned out that it was you! In this way, the two people who had a good impression of each other got along. After getting married, the fat man directly applied to be transferred to the village and stayed in and flew with his wife.
Wang Yong pursed his lips and said, "Don't blow it up. A good girl was ruined by you. God, the earth! But that's fine, I'm left with another gift. When will you get married?"
"We got married last May Day. Now my baby is pregnant. When the baby is born, you will give me a dollar of the wedding gift." Seeing Wang Yong stunned after hearing this, the fat man lie on the sofa comfortably and said, "This money cannot be saved."
"My wife, I won't go back today. Well, old classmate! OK, I understand. I'm not a child." The fat man, who asked his wife for instructions, had a cup of tea in his left hand and a cigarette in his right hand, lay on the sofa watching TV. This is so beautiful! It's said that since his wife got pregnant, she has completely eaten. First of all, almost all the housework was taken care of by herself. Fortunately, she was smart and took her mother over, nominally, to take care of her daughter-in-law. In fact, it's all?
I understand. Secondly, you can’t dip in tobacco and alcohol, especially cigarettes, which are absolutely forbidden at home. But it made the fat man so hard that he was not allowed to take him home. This was the order of my mother and mother-in-law. In order to supervise the fat man, the two mothers took turns to live in the fat man’s house. The fat man’s family status has dropped sharply, reaching an almost dispensable level. Like today, in the name of the reunion of old classmates, he eats and drinks, and has opened up the opportunity to smoke and drink!
Chapter completed!