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Chapter 333 Qing Bu Leng and Da Lao Bian

After leaving Dawei aside and cried to his wife for his grievances, Wang Yong turned around and looked at the fat man's huge figure and tried hard to pedal the four-wheel environmentally friendly unpowered car.

Under the constant urging of Yuanyuan and Wenwen sitting in the back seat, they were already sweating profusely.

With the fat man's size, he should really drive this four-wheel environmentally friendly unpowered car more. But this guy didn't learn it from Wang Yonghao. This lazy and slick person is better than the blue.

Just look at his huge figure of 260 kilograms. Not to mention walking and riding a bicycle, except for going up and downstairs, it is even more difficult to get him to exercise!

It was a little better before, but he couldn't even get on average small cars, so he could only take a relatively spacious pickup truck or van.

The comfort of these cars is not very good, and it is incomparable to those high-end cars. So at that time, this person was quite reliable and knew how to go shopping with his wife, and bend around.

But since Wang Yong had the Ford pickup truck, this kid has completely fallen into depravity. It was not as delicious as dumplings, and it was better to lie down while sitting.

Even Xiao Qiao complained to Wang Yong several times, saying that the fat man is too lazy now. She wants the fat man to accompany her out for a walk, but this guy agreed very well. After getting off the stairs, he immediately got into the car and couldn't come out.

Xiao Qiao turned around and left, ignoring the fat man driving behind her. In this way, before, the fat man had already been numb and must have gotten out of the car and apologized and apologized, thinking of ways to make her happy.

Now, I probably feel that I have given birth to this child and have a son, and Xiao Qiao's status is no longer important.

The kid actually drove along the way with Xiao Qiao for more than half an hour, but he didn't get off when he finally got home.

At that time, Wang Yong was amused and laughed when he heard Xiao Qiao's complaints. He didn't expect that the fat man was so weird! In order to teach the fat man a lesson, Wang Yong's eyes turned and gave Xiao Qiao a trick.

The next night, Xiao Qiao took the fat man out for a walk again, but the fat man probably re-engages again. This time, Xiao Qiao did not get angry on the spot, and turned his head and went home without saying a word.

Then, the fat man slept all night in the living room. After dawn, after the fat man went to work with a tired look on his face, Xiao Qiao simply carried the child downstairs.

When the fat man came back from get off work at noon, he didn't see his wife at home. When he called, he turned off the phone. The fat man quickly called the world to find him, but his parents' home, his friends and colleagues at school said that he didn't have it. Now the fat man was panicked.

Finally, when the fat man was in despair, Wang Yong called. The fat man walked all the way for more than an hour and came to Wang Yong's house with exhaustion and sweat. Finally, he saw his wife who was having sex with his godmother and having fun with his son!

Looking at the fat man who was sweating and struggling to ride a four-wheeler, Wang Yong shook his head, ignoring the two big and three big and small people who were crazy, and walked straight under the walnut tree. He picked up the big pole and continued to make walnuts.

Because the fat man was not strong before, there were still many walnuts hanging on this tree. If you don’t work hard, you will definitely not be able to finish it before lunch.

However, Wang Yong had just fought and had not yet three shots, and he heard Dawei shouting excitedly:

"Look, I caught a big old man."

Wang Yong shook his head with a wry smile, put down the big pole held high in his hand and turned around and looked over.

I saw Dawei holding a big old man who was almost as long as an adult slap in his hand, showing off his joyfully two inexplicable guys, Yuanyuan and Wenwen.

Although Big Old Bian is originally bigger than a grasshopper, it is still very rare to think that Big Old Bian is such a big one.

There are too many natural enemies of this thing, such as sparrows, magpies, ducks, big geese, and even chicks, they can easily treat them as delicacies. Even some ferocious fish eat this thing.

In addition, these things have very short lifespans, and the longest life cannot survive in autumn. There is an old saying that grasshoppers after autumn cannot jump for a few days.

So it is rare for Lao Bian and grasshopper to grow so big, and it is considered big if it can reach five or six centimeters. Today, Dawei caught the big one. It is really hard to see.

In some places, both Lao Bai and grasshoppers are called locusts. However, in the Banshan Village, Lao Bai is Lao Bai and grasshoppers are grasshoppers. Generally speaking, grasshoppers are smaller and more clever. The wings are far better than Lao Bai, so they fly farther than Lao Bai.

Old Ban is generally larger in size, with very long pointed heads, three pairs of legs, and the last pair is obviously thicker than the first two pairs, which is similar to grasshoppers.

In fact, it is easy to distinguish between grasshoppers and Lao Bai, because the two appearances are too different. The most obvious one is that Lao Bai’s head is pointed and the grasshopper’s head is flat. Therefore, Lao Bai also has a scientific name called the pointed grasshopper.

Almost everyone can see at a glance that the difference between these two things is not the same thing at all.

This thing can also be used as medicine. It is said that it is very effective in treating coughs, frostbite, etc. It is just that it is said that, and Wang Yong has never seen anyone treat his illness with Lao Bian as he grew up.

Compared with Lao Bian, grasshoppers are more familiar to people because this thing is edible and is said to taste very good.

However, Wang Yong certainly disagreed, because when he was a child, their children had eliminated this thing a lot. I don’t know if it was because of the poor skills or why, no one liked to eat this thing anyway.

Get a dogtail grass, find a place with grass, or just in the vegetable garden at home, and you can easily find these small things. Just want to catch them, it depends on whether you can be quick-witted!

Based on Wang Yong's own experience, once the target is carefully approached by about one meter, you must prepare to start. Because if you get closer, you will easily be discovered and the sensitive grasshopper will be scared away.

In addition, the best time to catch grasshoppers is in the morning, because in the morning, the grasshopper's wings are wet with dew, and their jumping and flying abilities are much worse, so it is easy to catch them.

Once the grasshopper is stunned, the dog's tail grass will be penetrated under a piece of carapace on the grasshopper's neck. In this way, no matter how powerful the grasshopper is, it cannot escape.

When I was a child, the grasshoppers I caught were taken home to feed chickens and ducks, except for a group of people who made a prank and stools. This is absolutely good feed, and it is said that they can lay more eggs.

At that time, the adults at home often used this reason to coax the children to catch grasshoppers. But the children did not have the leisure to do much effort. The brigade general's instructions came to the back of their heads.

"Tsk, what's there! Isn't it just a big old man? Is there anything to show off?"

The fat man looked at the big old man in Dawei's hand and was very disdainful. You said that Wenwen is the same, isn't she just a bigger old man? What's so strange about it?

"Oh hey! Why? You don't agree? If you don't agree, you can catch one and let me see it?"

When Dawei saw that he finally had a face and caught such a big old man, the fat man dared to despise him!

The uncle is tolerant, but the aunt can't! So the two guys with a very large body difference are staring at each other with big eyes and disdain.

"I don't believe it anymore. Isn't it just a big old man? You just fool Wenwen this thing. The bigger the thing, the easier it is. You can't jump, even the old man in his seventies and eighties can easily catch it. You wait and see if I catch a green Bulan (a big grasshopper, usually green, so everyone calls him Qing Bulan.) Let you see!"

After saying that, the fat man snorted at Dawei, turned around and raised his head proudly. With his big belly, he went to the thick grass side.

Dawei ignored this fat man who was jealous of himself and grabbed Lao Bai's two thick hind legs at the bottom, teaching Wenwen how to play Lao Bai.

I saw him chanting something, pinching Lao Bian's hand and shaking it up and down regularly for a few times, which led the Lao Bian to move as well.

"Old blonde, old blonde, winking and wining rope."

As Dawei said and his hand swayed up and down regularly, the old Bian he was holding was really shaking up and down.

Even after Dawei's hand stopped shaking, Lao Bian still shook for nearly a minute, just like a farmer's family shaking and shaking.

"Ah, it's moving, it's so fun!"

Wenwen has never seen this thing before! She got out of the car, patted her hands and kept shouting, eager to take it over and try it myself.

But the big boss was so big that Wenwen, a little girl she had never seen before, was really unsure about whether to take it over. What if this big guy bit me?

"Wenwen, I gave it to you, take it for fun!"

Dawei handed the big old man in his hand to Wenwen. He wanted her to play by herself, but he wanted to ridicule the fat man. With his figure, he still wanted to catch Qing Bulan, who is known for his flexibility?

"Then it won't bite people, right?"

Wenwen looked at the big old man and asked carefully.

"Don't worry, the big boss doesn't want anyone, especially the pretty girl who doesn't bite you."

"Well, Wenwen is very beautiful!"

The little girl likes to praise her for being more beautiful than others. When she heard this, she immediately became happy. Wenwen is very beautiful, and many people praise her!

Dawei had just called Da Lao Bian in Wenwen's hand, but before he could turn around, he heard the sound of the fat man behind him.

"Look, look, what is this?"

Dawei's heart moved, right? Did the fat man leave today and really catch a Qing Bushi?

No! With his figure and size, it is probably difficult to lie on the ground. How could he catch Qing Bulan? That guy could jump out of ten meters even if he jumped!

But when he turned around and saw the fat man's big green with five or six centimeters in his hand, he immediately looked at the fat man's smug, fat, fat and fat face that was speechless.

Grasshoppers are usually only one or two centimeters long. If they are more than three centimeters long, they will be considered large, and if they are four centimeters long, they will have to take their luck to see them. However, Daqing, who is more than five centimeters long, is definitely rare.

Anyway, Dawei never found in his memory that he had seen such a big Qing Bubang. Even the big old man, rarely had such a big one before! I really don’t know what luck the fat man had left, but he actually caught one.

"Look, look, how about it? Humph! I said that it's not a big skill to catch a Lao Bian who can't jump. It's the real skill to catch such a big Qing Bulan!"

The fat man looked at Dawei, who was dejected and like a eggplant made by frost, and stimulated him smugly.

This made the angry Dawei feel the urge to slap him hard at the big fat face that was shaking in front of him.

But before he could do it, he heard Wenwen's voice coming from his ears.

"Ah, what a big old man!"

Then I heard a thud. I didn't need to look at it and knew that it must be the little girl who rushed to the ground and caught the big boss.

"Ah! I also caught a big boss and beat him up! Uncle Dawei, look, this is the big boss and beat him up by Wenwen!"
Chapter completed!
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