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Chapter five hundred and eighteen the giant panda

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Mingming's Chef Dream Show ended in a hurry after only a dozen days. After knowing that he would probably never be able to become a good chef in his life, Mingming's clever guy thought of another professional foodie, or food theorist.

We can't cook, we can always eat! In fact, imagine that being a foodie may be your best choice. Without having to do it, there are a lot of people holding all kinds of prepared meals, respectfully chasing behind you, and insisting on letting you taste it. I was obviously excited.

So, he completely gave up the idea of ​​being a chef. He didn't want to do such a good job and was not stupid, so why didn't he do it? Besides, the profession of foodie still has a considerable temptation.

When Wang Yong learned that the danger alarm was lifted, he returned home that day. Unfortunately, everyone in his family had their own toys and had no time to control Wang Yong, which made Wang Yong very depressed.

Bored, he ran back to the house to sleep, and didn't even eat dinner. The next morning, before dawn, Wang Yong woke up from hunger.

Suddenly I remembered the famous saying: If you don’t commit suicide, you won’t die. Even if you are angry, you can’t stop eating?

I put on a vest and wore a big 3. ww⊙w. Shorts, pulled the slippers and squinted my eyes and ran to the kitchen to see what else to eat, and wanted to find some to cushion my belly.

After searching the entire kitchen, he couldn't find any cooked food even though he was hungry. He was forced to do nothing. He was too hungry! Wang Yong took out five or six eggs and kneaded them into the bowl and added some salt to stir for a few times.

Ignite the fire, brush the pan, add oil, chopped green onion, and eggs... In a few minutes, the super-large egg cake was freshly baked. In two bites, I ate all the eggs in my stomach, and my hunger finally got suppressed.

It’s still comfortable at home! You can eat as much as you want, and you can sleep as you want. It’s so beautiful!

After eating and drinking, Wang Yong felt that as a young man born in the new era and growing up under the red flag, how could he learn from those lazy people to sleep in every day? Is that definitely a waste of life? Of course, if sleep is an art, you can still pursue it!

Life lies in exercise, so Wang Yong decided to go and exercise this morning. Thinking of this, he threw away the chopsticks and stopped brushing the pot. He walked out with his hands behind his back. The bamboo forest behind the house passed by.

The plan for a day is in the morning. After a hundred steps, you can live to ninety-nine. How good is this old saying! Wang Yong thought about it, touched his pocket and wanted to light a cigarette. There is a saying that a cigarette after a meal is better than a living god. 1

Unfortunately, these big shorts don’t even have a pocket, so how can they hold cigarettes? But this is not a problem for Wang Yong. He clenched his fist with his right hand and stretched it out, and a cigarette was already sandwiched between his index finger and middle finger.

I lit a cigarette. I held it in my mouth, like a gangster, with a slanted shoulder and a swaying back, shaking it in one step, and walking towards the bamboo forest with mist.

Since it is the territory of giant pandas, two guard posts were built. For twenty-four hours, the police officers and base soldiers from the Banshan Branch and the base soldiers were fully armed to stand guard for them to protect the round and big fat people.

There was a stranger person who held his arms and neck, and he directly pressed his head against the top of his head, and sat on Wang Yong's chest. Then he got up and sat down again, as if he felt that he could defeat the great devil in this way.

But not long after, the little guy thought it seemed interesting to play like this. From the beginning, he became more angry and enjoyed playing, and even invited him to the other two friends.

So, the two male cubs quickly joined in. One sat on Wang Yong's arm, and the other sat down directly on Wang Yong's head.

"Bang"

"What's wrong with something going on?"

The big butt that was about to fall on his face was slapped. The little guy screamed. Can my face be touched by your butt?

Wang Yong frowned when the little guy screamed. Isn’t it just a slap you? Or is it a man? No, it’s a male panda! Besides, you are a panda, okay? Why do you learn to scream?

It's the best beauty, and I don't know who I learned from. I squatted beside Wang Yong's legs and stretched out his chubby claws to give Wang Yong a massage. Wang Yong almost hummed.

Who needs to be treated with us? You can go to a massage parlor at most and find a massage lady. Do you want to try a giant panda? Apart from a person who is so awesome, there is absolutely no other person who can enjoy this treatment?

Wang Yong, who was in a good mood, began to practice boxing with the fattest little guy who couldn't play tricks on his arm. He was so fat and didn't like exercise so much.

He lifted it up from the ground. Then he clenched his fists and punched the little guy in the chest. The little guy was so angry when he saw it. He bullied the panda so much. I'll fight you!

He stood up, waved his two fat front paws, and swung his turtle punches at Wang Yong. The guy was dancing so hard that he was squeaking and screaming. Don't say it, he really had a kung fu panda posture.

The other little guy who wanted to sit on Wang Yong's face and was slapped. When he saw that Wang Yong and his brother were having fun, he stood up and waved a pair of big slaps to Wang Yong's face.

Wang Yong easily punched and intercepted it, touched one of its fists, and easily pushed the little guy backed back, then sat down on the ground.

The little guy was unhappy now. Looking at the other brother Panda who was having fun with Wang Yong, he felt so unbalanced! He thought to himself, why do you have such a happy time to play with me? You can use such a hand to destroy such a cute panda like me?

The more I thought about it, the more I became more and more aggrieved. The little guy first made a angrily scream. Seeing that Wang Yong ignored him and was having fun with his brothers and Meimei, the little guy started to slap the ground with his two claws, and then he started to fight on the ground like a child playing trick on him.

Panda Meimei is the most caring. Seeing her friend being so arrogant and angry, she didn't bother to beat Wang Yong's legs. She stood up and trotted to her friend, stretched out her claws and patted him on the back, just like a mother comforting the crying child, her eyes full of tenderness, worry, and care.

"Fuck! Are you all going to become a sperm?"

Wang Yong couldn't help but start to complain. It was really too unbelievable to see this scene. Is this still a giant panda? Is this definitely a few human children playing house, okay?

Some of the one who plays the father is the one who is fighting against Wang Yong. Some of the one who is a child is the one who is "beating" by Wang Yong and the one who is obediently sitting on Wang Yong's chest and can't get out of his mind.

As for the little panda girl, of course she plays the role of a mother. Didn’t you see the stern comforting the “child” who was bullied by Wang Yong? (A good activity with a pie falling from the sky, a cool phone is waiting for you to get it! Follow~Diand/Official Account (add friends on WeChat and add official account to enter ddxiaoshuo), participate immediately! Everyone has a prize, now follow ddxiaoshuo WeChat official account!)

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