Chapter 1014 Forgot to put the red envelope
Yesterday at the wedding banquet, the second child also drank high and said that beautiful women can only be appreciated but not touched. Just like the owner raised flowers, they must use fences to protect you from trampling on the second child’s friend, saying: “You are talking to your mother and you are talking to honest people. In fact, beautiful women in life have made rich people touch women. This thing is the first time I won’t be afraid that she will suffocate in the future.”
Tang Jun said it makes sense that women can sleep with you for the first night and will be obedient and let you manipulate. Second Xiao didn't expect that he would just say something casually but caused others to refute it. Then he asked his friend, are you poor? If you are not a poor person, there are also a bunch of beauties.
My friend turned his head and said, "Where are there no women beside you except your wife?" The second little girl smiled speechlessly and ate pork liver asparagus hard
The second child said that he had read a news recently. A woman who had been selling fake Viagra to Africa for half her life was caught. The fucking thing can be mixed with the original sildenafil powder bought from the underground fake medicine workshop. The corn bran was poured together. After stirring, it was pressed, coated, and then put it in the packaging box. The yellow picture that made people's blood rush was printed. The fake Viagra became
Oh, this woman is so smart that I have to admire it. It is said that she has made a lot of money in a few years and the cost is only one or two thousand yuan. Tang Jun said that making money is to make money, but once it is exposed, she has to be in prison for at least ten years. People in this world have white eyes and red eyes. Many people have red eyes disease, but some money is absolutely not worth it. What's the use of how much money you make when you go to prison.
Second young master also said that it is best not to do illegal things that are not hurt and cannot afford to do business. You should be able to make money. Not to do illegal things that always surround the law and fight luck sooner or later something will happen.
My friend said that producing aphrodisiac drugs makes money. Which country’s passionate men do not need to strengthen their aphrodisiacs
The second novel requires kidney deficiency and strengthening aphrodisiac is more reasonable. For those with strong sexual intercourse, it is best not to strengthen aphrodisiac. If the aphrodisiac is strengthened, it will become a nigger shark in the Pacific. A genitals suddenly pop up on the head. The woman was in trouble. After the second novel, the table of people were amused and laughed.
From the wedding banquet, my friend invited Erxiao to have fun. He refused. He took the elevator to the parking lot and started the car and ran out. He ran out 500 meters. Li Jinglin called and said, "Er Xiao, you are fucking not enough. You don't even let go when you leave. I just went to the toilet and came back. There was no one. Why did you deliberately let me go?
Second little girl hurriedly explained: "Why are the mayor so etiquettes after drinking so much? Then leave and say hello one by one, that won't be exhausted." After that, he hung up the phone
But when I think about it carefully, why did Li Jinglin pick me? Li Erxiao remembered that he had taken the banquet today and forgot to give it to others. Mayor Li was reminding me just now.
The second little girl hurriedly called Li Jinglin and explained to him, but the line was too busy to get in, so he parked the car on the side of the road and sent a text message to Li Jinglin saying that she had drunk too much and forgot to take care of it. She would definitely make up for it in the future. But as soon as the text message was sent, someone knocked on his car window. Second little girl looked up and saw that it was Xiao Hongmi standing outside with a smile.
Open the car door, Xiaohong bent down and got into the car. He asked why he was parked here. He wanted to find a toilet. The second novel did not send a text message to his friend. Where did you come from? Xiaohong said I went to the supermarket to buy some daily necessities and was planning to return to the store. I happened to see you. Then the second little girl took Xiaohong back to Wukong Hotel.
As soon as we entered the hall, Xia Ri was leisurely scratching her flesh stockings with her little finger. Er Xiao bent down and touched his own leg. It was going to rain. What should I do. Hurry up and do it today. "How can you know it will rain? I see the weather forecast. There is no rain in Tongbei recently." Xia Ri asked
"My legs can replace the weather forecast. There will always be swelling and pain before it rains." "You are talking about arthritis," said Summer
"Yes, I said it, this disease has been with me for five years. The year when there was a flood in Tongbei City, I stood in the water for a whole day and then fell into this problem." The second novel "Is there no medicine to treat this disease now that science is so developed?" Xia Ri said very concerned about it.
"There are many varieties of medicines that can usually relieve pain and solve temporary discomfort, but cannot remove roots. This disease is said to be not in the five internal organs, but it is also very stubborn. Not many people can be cured by taking medicine." Erxiao looked at Xia Ri and said, "What's wrong, do you need surgery too?"
"It's not that serious yet. When the condition is serious, it's difficult to walk. The knees will be swollen and full of water. At that time, you have to consider that the operation will cost more than 100,000 yuan to replace two bones." Xia Ri quickly said: "How can the effect of the operation be without reactive effect? It's paralyzed in the bed."
Second little girl laughed, "I don't know, I've seen many people do everything they do, they are very healthy and they are no different from normal people walking, but no one wants to get sick. Any disease is a painful thing. If a man and a woman get sick, it is also a very painful thing. Even if they hold each other, they don't feel that the organs are damaged."
"My grandpa, you can't give a better example and just want to talk about the most sensitive parts of men and women."
"Isn't it that a couple can't give birth to children? Isn't it because they have broken organs?" Er Xiao said endlessly that Xia Ri said don't talk about this matter anymore. I don't want to listen. Hurry quickly changed the topic.
Second Xiao continued to stumble, "I just gave an example, but I didn't say that there was a problem with you. Your organs are all invincible. You have sex with a hundred men. I don't object to you." Xia Ri looked angry and said, "You are so bad, why do you think I'm so bad. If it weren't for the bad guys cheating me, I guess I'm still a virgin now."
Second little girl shook her head with an ugly expression, "If I hadn't taken you out of Meiyaoyao, you would have been ruined by the gangsters. Then you would definitely not be like this. Maybe you were hiding on a floor in the community and mingled with a few little hooligans. Everyone was taking drugs in the dark and sunny day."
The second novel is also very thunderous, and in two sentences, Xia Ri described Xia Ri as a drug addict. He looked proud and showed his eloquence. Xia Ri didn't show weakness. He smiled, "You just want to compare others to the metaphor that is very bad. If you are very responsible, you will have sex with so many women. One day, you will have a whim. Let a woman bite off the roots below you. I think you will still be so romantic in the future."
The second little girl smiled on the surface but cursed in her heart, "You are my ancestor, you dig up my roots. You are not spending my money to fight the landlord. I raise a pig and she hit the wall. She knows that you run back and you are endless. You are more pure than me. No matter how good you are, you are still not on that quiet night, you keep calling you mother."
Xia Ri wouldn't know what Erxia was thinking. She thought it would be stimulating him. It was probably because he was heartbroken. But the fact was not like this. Erxiao was more open-minded than before. Haha laughed and said, "I want to strangle your tenderness to death."
Chapter completed!