Chapter 1458 The Queen Mother
Some people must ask, Tang Jun cannot be so smooth, it is 100% possible to get a woman, is your mother's novel a bit exaggerated?
In fact, it is not an exaggeration at all, because in reality, the ideas of "Wang Yuyan" written by Jin Daxia have already changed. Just like Lei Feng in the past, he will definitely not be able to do so until now. Wang Yuyan now likes "Buffett". No matter what method you use, as long as you make enough money, there will be countless Wang Yuyans who are secretly in love with you.
In the past, wealthy and powerful people had to install positioning systems like missiles to fire at the target. Now, these are not available, which is simpler and more convenient. Beauties have learned to send signals to rich people in advance, such as playing with vaginal legs, intentionally erecting their chests and buttocks, secretly sending out misfortunes, etc., which are common.
Don’t brag. If a beauty is wearing extremely sexy clothes, two white universes are exposed on her chest, sitting at the wine table and constantly flattering you, and constantly delivering food to you, you can’t afford to have sex, so you should be physically ill.
What's more, sit directly on your lap. The snow-white butt that is like a 100 kilogram of marijuana will not be numb to death. In ancient times, people will not be confused when they sit in their arms, but now people have become lewd and have become disasters. You can find a gentleman who sits in their arms. If there is one, I call you a father.
In fact, people in the future are even more helpless. They have been exposed to computers since childhood, and computers are also a very convenient textbook for spreading pornography. You just don’t want to be gangsters. God starts to teach you to masturbate, start from scratch, and let you become gangsters step by step. Therefore, our future is easy to rise and prostitution is easy to prostitute. Weather forecasts are reported every day, and tomorrow is a good weather.
At night, Tang Jun and Yao Sisi's bed skills were very effective. It was probably because the pigs had slept, chickens and dogs had slept, and cicadas had slept, but they did not.
Yao Sisi didn't go to bed after she was naked and swayed on the ground. Tang Jun's younger brother was anxious and threw her onto the bed with a tiger jump. Finally, the two of them even made a 69-style, hugging each other's earth and looking for rivers, and having fun.
It’s like each contracting responsibilities and snatching time to do production.
Tang Jun was even more romantic, and suddenly became a master of naming. He called Yao Sisi Sanmuquan, Longyanjing, and the farmer's mountain spring. He even said that the Queen Mother was competing for her belly, which made Yao Sisi laugh, rolled on the bed, and the sheets were torn apart.
After the carnival, Tang Jun sat cross-legged on the bed and said that I was the most well-educated man in the world, especially the special care of women flying in the sky. This time I have prepared another 100,000 yuan for you to buy clothes and wear them.
Yao Sisi took the 100,000 yuan note and felt that Tang Jun was closer than her own father. She sincerely made her respect. After saying thank you, she shed a few tears, saying that I grew up so old that you are the best man I have met.
Tang Jun smiled, "It's nothing, because you are a flight attendant, I treat you as the Queen Mother who came down from heaven, treat you well, and as long as you have a need, I will satisfy you. To put it more exaggeratedly, the entire Tongbei City belongs to me. I am the mayor, and I can't do anything if I order it, so you can enjoy your life with me, and our lives will be more exciting in the future."
Yao Sisi was so happy that her breasts were squeezing, her lips were trembling, and then she suddenly leaned on the bed, her legs naturally spread apart, and her third eye was aimed at Tang Jun's wriggling throat. He swallowed and couldn't help but lean over.
Tang Jun said that I like to eat your special "palace fried meat diced" the most; Yao Sisi said that I like to eat your "braised fat intestines". Tang Jun asked you if you can see Hainan Island and Turpan in China every day when flying in the blue sky. Yao Sisi shook her head and said that she couldn't see it, she could only see the Tang Dynasty army, you, the big-headed ghost.
Tang Jun giggled and said thank you, you can't stop flying in space and stare at me on earth every day, which really touched me.
Yao Sisi stroked Tang Jun's bulging muscles and said, "Don't always talk about my profession." To put it bluntly, she is a female flight attendant on the plane. It's nothing great and very monotonous. I think she'd better talk about your officialdom. The officialdom is now a lively dyeing vat. There are many new things every day, and I like to listen to it.
Tang Jun said what is there to say in the officialdom? I have been annoyed for so many years. Yao Sisi asked you how young you are, how quickly you can climb to the mayor throne. Can you tell me, "It's very simple, you don't need any skills. Just follow the right leader and flatter him every day. One day you will have a day to stand out."
"How can I flatter you? I won't do it. Teach me, and I will flatter the leaders in the future. I will find a way to not take off in the future and stay in the flight building to work." Yao Sisi asked, and Tang Jun was shocked and said that girls should never flatter the leaders. It's too dangerous. I don't agree with them. Girls, just serve your husband safely and don't compete for fame and fortune too much.
Yao Sisi was dissatisfied and said that men were too selfish. In fact, the whole world advocated equality between men and women, and women's status was getting higher and higher. There was the goddess of liberty in the United States and French girls. Recently, it was very troubled. They collectively abandoned their bras and asked women across the country to jointly protect women's breast health.
"Don't do this, don't mess around. If a woman doesn't wear a cover, the two **s will be extremely restless, and their chests are like two white rabbits. It would be strange if men's heartbeats are not chaotic. But men's minds are all used on women. Who will work? You know why some countries do not allow women to wear mini skirts. This is the reason. Because women are not properly dressed, they can anesthetize men's nerves, make them imaginative, impulsive, and ultimately commit deviant behavior."
Tang Jun explained it thoroughly, and Yao Sisi wanted to laugh, and then she giggled again.
At the Standing Committee meeting the next day, Huang Shan had disagreements with Tang Jun due to urban planning issues, and the two started arguing again. They all had red faces and had the intention of using force.
Finally, Li Jinglin scolded twice, and the two of them calmed down. Tang Jun was so angry that his nostrils were inflamed. He kept asking questions about his mother and using various magic tricks.
In fact, leaders are most afraid of having thorns at work, and they will fight against him. This will be both embarrassing and shameless in front of everyone. If you do not express your opinion by leapfrogging, others will say that you are incompetent; if you shout and fight with the other party, others will say that you are not like a leader, who is very disobedient and has no quality.
Tang Jun will definitely get angry when he meets such a person, but he can still control himself because he knows that Huang Shan is not smart. He is just a brave but unscrupulous man, a chess piece used by Li Jinglin.
The real treacherous minister was Li Jinglin. He intended to promote Huang Shan just to let him curb the Tang army. Then they bit each other, and Li Jinglin had fun. To be honest, he didn't want the Tang army to be too smooth. He would not be able to control the Tang army after that time.
When big leaders consolidate their position, they have many strategies. If you want to deal with someone, you can’t escape. There are soft and hard methods. People with simplicity can easily be messed up.
Chapter completed!