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Chapter seven hundred and ninety third blowout

ps: It is recommended that brothers miss the meal time when reading this chapter! Haha!

To be honest, this chapter is a bit exaggerated! But the blowout is not nonsense! When we were in college, we lived on the first floor. There was a separate small room next to the large toilet, with only one pit inside! Because it was very clean, we all liked to go there. But one day, Xiao Liu in our dormitory was blown up in the small room. At that time, his butt was facing the pit, butt, brother, pants, back, and all were sprayed. He wiped two rolls of toilet paper and didn't wipe it clean. He took a shower and took a shower for more than two hours! Now when I think about it, I can't help laughing!

I have to say that the famous sayings on earth are still very reasonable. Curiosity can not only kill cats, but also kill people. Especially the old man, the old naughty boy, is too curious.

"Look!" The old man and Zhao Danqing looked at each other, nodded, chose the well on the side, and opened the lid.

"So smelly!" As soon as the manhole cover was opened, a stench suddenly spurted out. The two of them hurriedly covered their noses. No wonder Jiang Xingchen covered his nose that day and left. This new food was really a failure.

The two of them immediately lost interest in exploring and were about to close the cover of the manhole. But in just one moment, a sudden thud in the well was squirting out.

It was too sudden, and neither of them expected this kind of change to occur. Although their cultivation level was not low, they also responded when the torrent was sprayed out. However, the torrent that exploded spread too fast and had a large range. They still did not completely avoid it, and were covered in black, green and yellow.

The two of them stood stupidly, looking at each other, their expressions were like rigid stones, foreheads, hair, necks, and clothes. There was a slippery filth dripping downwards.

"This... is this a delicious food?" The old man's tears were almost over. This was obviously a feces!

"Vomit~" Zhao Danqing bent over and vomited in a mess. It was so disgusting!

"Jiang Xingchen, I'm not finished with you, my ancestor..." The old man roared loudly. In his opinion, he was diluted by the little soul again, and the vagina was very thorough. He felt nauseous and vomited when he looked at this body of feces.

"No, I have to take revenge. Throw Xiaohuntan into the septic tank!" The old man was furious and shouted that he wanted to settle the score with Jiang Xingchen.

"Old man!" Zhao Danqing, who was so excited that he vomited snot and tears flowed through his nose and tears, was still awake, so he hurriedly stopped him.

"What are you doing? Brother Zhao, don't stop me. This little soul is too weak. In order to retaliate against me..."

"We will be laughed to death when we see it. Can we be scattered in the future? Is it possible to hang out in the stars?... " Zhao Danqing said halfway, unable to help but feel churning in her appetite. He vomited again.

Although he didn't finish his words, the old man persuaded him to stop. He was really unable to live if he was seen like this.

"Brother Zhao. You are right, then go to the river to wash it clean first, and then go back to settle the score with Xiao Huntan! It's too much...uh!"

However, his thoughts were immediately shattered, and the rest of his words came to an abrupt end. In his sight, the kitten woman brought bees, Xianning and a group of researchers, workers from the paper mill, and the wind-harming wolf pack that protected the place all appeared.

"Why are so many people here?" The old man was stunned and couldn't cry.

"It's all because of you!" Zhao Danqing yelled in anger. If you didn't shout that way just now, everything would be fine. But Qingshan Village is so quiet, you shouted and told Jiang Xingchen again. It would be strange if you didn't attract people.

"Old man, Brother Zhao, what's wrong with you? Why are you so embarrassed? What's the matter with your body...ah! So smelly!" The kitten woman asked while walking forward. But as soon as she approached, she covered her little nose and retreated.

The old man and Zhao Danqing looked bitter. How did they answer the kitten woman? Could it be that she could tell her that she had been sprayed with feces?

Their failure to answer does not mean that others don’t know. One of the craftsmen participated in the delivery of materials. At that time, he couldn’t help but burst into laughter.

"What, do you know?" Xianning and the kitten woman asked the craftsman at the same time.

At this time, the craftsman also reacted and secretly blamed himself for not being able to hold back. He offended the old man and Zhao Danqing after saying that. But if he didn't say anything, the kitten girl's bee gave him... It would be better to die.

In the end, the craftsman decided to say: "The old man and Captain Zhao seemed to be... being sprayed by something in the well!"

"What's in the well? It's so smelly?" the kitten woman asked.

Looking at the old man and Zhao Danqing's eyes hatred, the craftsman lowered his head and whispered: "There is...big manure in the well!"

"Puff~" The craftsman said this, and the kitten woman almost squirted. Her eyes changed when she looked at the old son and Zhao Danqing, and she asked hesitantly: "You mean, they were sprayed with feces?"

"It seems... said!" The craftsman lowered his head deeply. Now the old man's eyes could kill people.

"What did Jiang Xingchen do for this?" Compared to the kitten woman, Xian Ning obviously thought more... but the craftsman was also surprised by this question. No one knew why Jiang Xingchen did this.

While Xianning was thinking about this place, the old man and Zhao Danqing were about to run away. They couldn't stay here, which was really embarrassing.

But at this moment, the change appeared again, and the well was banging again without any warning, and another piece of feces was sprayed out, hitting the old man and Zhao Danqingde directly.

If the two of them had a reaction to avoid the first time, then this time they were not moving at all. They were standing there and were hit on the head and face with feces.

The two of them stood there as if they were struck by lightning, with their bodies flowing with soup and their minds almost gone. If they don’t play like this, who knows that there will be a second crush?

"Damn, this is what Xiao Huntan designed to embarrass me!" The old man was overwhelmed with a timid face, feeling the sticky and dirty things on his nose and face, and his stomach began to surging.

Zhao Danqing was stunned for a moment, then bent down and vomited loudly.

On the other side, everyone was also shocked, and then burst into laughter and could not control it at all. They had seen the power of the blowout.

"Run!" This time, the old man no longer had the idea of ​​turning the book. He grabbed Zhao Danqing who was vomiting and ran away. As a result, the things Zhao Danqing spitted out turned into an arc.

"Oh~ I'm so funny! The old man is so funny! I was like that just now... I can't do it anymore. My stomach hurts..." The kitten woman squatted on the ground without any image and beat the ground hard.

Even Xian Ning laughed so hard that she covered her lower abdomen with her right hand.

It was not until Zhao Danqing and the old man left for a long time that everyone slowly returned to normal.

"No. I have to ask Brother Xingchen how he made this strange building spray manure on his own. It's so interesting!" said the kitten woman.

"Go!" Xian Ning raised her hands to support her. She knew that it must be because of the pressure. But she was very curious about what this building is for. Is it just for Yin Ren? With her understanding of Jiang Xingchen, it must have other functions.

The kitten girl nodded and ran quickly to the new town...

In the river in the back mountain, the old man and Zhao Danqing rubbed their faces, hair, body and other parts hard. It seemed as if they wanted to rub off the skin. But they felt like they were stinking.

"I just know that there will be no good things to follow you. This time I will be affected by Chiyu! Brother Jiang obviously wants to take revenge on you..." Zhao Danqing muttered depressedly while washing.

"I'm still blaming me, it's because you react too slowly, can we get sprayed? If I had to put the lid on before the feces were sprayed out!" The old man retorted loudly.

"Old thing, you can die if you don't urge you to cause trouble! You react quickly, but you can't avoid it even if you react quickly!" Zhao Danqing said angrily, it was obvious that it was because of you and me that I was criticized. You still put the blame on me.

"Oh! Brother Zhao, you are still a little conscientious! If I didn't pull you, I would have to hit you for the first blowout, so I can avoid it!" The old man was also very angry. He had problems taking care of you and taking care of you.

"Stop talking about these useless things. You are a master of the eighth level of vitality. You can easily push your vitality out of your body. Can't you stop it?" Zhao Danqing said loudly.

"Damn!" The old man didn't care about exposing himself. He raised his foot and kicked Zhao Danqing on the waist. He shouted: "You think it's so simple to force out the energy to form a Qi shield. At least you have to have time to gather. You don't know how much this blowout suddenly..."

The two complained about each other for a long time and were almost done. Then they started washing clothes again.

"Old man, will the news that we are being blown up will be well-known?" Zhao Danqing asked.

The old man looked at Zhao Danqing like an idiot: "You are so stupid. How many people see our embarrassing appearance today? Maybe it won't be spread! That girl Xiaoxiang might even go to Xiao Huntan to ask!"

Zhao Danqing's face was bitter and choked, "Then you said, are we going back? Or you should go out and hide first. It's so embarrassing..."

"Hide? Why should I hide? I won't hide... Xiao Huntan actually sprayed me with feces. I and him have to find this matter back! Otherwise, I can't get it in the future!" The old man shook his head firmly.

"But if I go back now, my wife will beat me to death... Master, listen to me and hide for two days!" Zhao Danqing continued to beg.

"Don't talk nonsense! This is the second time, I can't bear it! I have to tick him for a month when I go back and grab him, otherwise my hatred will not fade away!" The old man remembered the first time he was splashed with sesame oil, and this time it was even more powerful.

"Old man, can I beg you? Mengyue is terrifying to get angry!"

"Don't worry! I promise your wife won't get angry!" The old man patted Zhao Danqing on the shoulder.

"Ah? Why?" Zhao Danqing was stunned.

"Because she won't see you at all, she probably won't be close to you in this stinky smell..." said the old man.

Zhao Danqing's muscles thrust violently on his face twice, and suddenly she wailed: "I don't want this, I want her to hit me..."

Just as the old man and Zhao Danqing tried hard to clean themselves, Jiang Xingchen was also in a daze at the description of the kitten girl in the New Town Lord's Mansion.

A few days ago, he experimented and did not ignite the flame at the pipe entrance. He thought that the experiment failed and the world could not produce biogas. He regretfully gave up this plan.

But he didn't know that even on earth, the new biogas tank produced exhaust gas a few days ago. In addition, he ignored one point, which was pressure!

The airflow he felt at the pipe entrance was very weak, and he thought that even if the feces fermented and produced gas, the pressure would not be too high. So he just greeted Shi Wazi and asked him to find a few people to take the fermented feces from the outlet when he was free.

But he never expected that so many gases were produced in the past few days, which caused a sudden increase in the internal pressure, and caused a blowout when he opened the manhole cover... As a result, the old man and Zhao Danqing were sad! (To be continued, please search Piao Tianwen, the novel is better and faster!
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