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114 The Far Eastern Fox: Playboy, Wine, Woman, SM and Tears(2/2)

He did not care about the issue of interest. What he was most concerned about and afraid of were the first few international practices, such as the envoys stationed in Beijing. In traditional Chinese culture, there was absolutely no concept of equal country, only the emperor and the princes. Even if there was a political pattern of heroes standing together, only one side was orthodox, called the emperor, and regarded the other side as a thief and mutual envoy. This fundamentally violated the Confucian political philosophy. In history, only the emperor or hostages who were stationed in the other side's capital were mortgaged. These envoys in the permanent resident of the barbarians squeezed him to where did Emperor Xianfeng?

Moreover, Xianfeng could not face Western envoys because the other party refused to kneel down.

Xianfeng heard that Westerners bowed three times when facing the emperor, but if they did not bow three times and knelt nine times when facing themselves, wouldn’t it be a collapse of rituals and music?

The West is all barbarians. The Qing Dynasty is a country with the highest state of the Celestial Empire. They do not recognize any country that is on par with them. They can only be vassal states of the Qing Dynasty. In official documents, there is no such place as Britain, France and the United States. The formal writing is one mouth + English, one mouth + Buddha, and one mouth + rice. I guess the ministers of the Three Kingdoms don’t know why they have to give themselves multiple mouths, but multiple mouths in Chinese characters may not be a good thing, which means you are barbarians.

China established a country with Confucianism. The core of Confucianism is etiquette, which represents the superior-level relationship between slaves and slave owners and is a symbol of rule. Because other places are special and important, there is a special Ministry of Rites among the six government departments to preside over the rituals of the dynasty.

Therefore, Xianfeng would rather cede land than meet Western envoys, so that his pigpen rituals and music would collapse and the scene of animals appeared.

But how can they refuse if they don’t agree?

The coastal provinces screamed and said that foreigners were powerful. They were also a place for finance, taxation and food for the Qing Dynasty. They could not withstand war. They cried and shouted that they must not start the war. Annan said that they would forget it, but what should they do? The Hunan Army, which could fight in the mainland, even submitted memorials to learn from foreigners to establish foreign gun teams. And Yunnan and Guizhou came to Annan who was willing to kneel down at him and asked for help.

This is not counting. The Hunan Army accused the coastal coast of ineffectiveness in suppressing the Song thieves, and the word "in the coastal coastal" alluded to the Hunan Army to abandon the cavalry of their ancestors and learn from foreigners. The intention was to rebel! This was also an internal struggle!

The Hunan Army cannot be lost, but the Hunan Army cannot grow stronger! Xianfeng felt that everyone was telling the truth, and he said everything he wanted to hear, but he couldn't control anything.

There was no money, no soldiers, no food, and there were uprisings everywhere. There were only a group of sour scholars who were either shouting the slogans of saints to chop and kill, or were afraid of being able to do anything. However, he faced the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, Song thieves, and foreigners' internal and external troubles!

"What do you want me to do?" Xianfeng yelled, smashing the porcelain bottle to pieces. He kicked the wine and food in front of him slowly, and shouted: "Continue to serve the wine!"

"It's broken, the master is going to drink too much again." A eunuch said carefully after delivering the wine.

"Since Changmao has been making trouble, he has always been drunk." The eunuch standing at the door shook his head and thought to himself, Xianfeng inside had already started to curse.

"Beast Zhao Ziwei! You beast! Did you forget that your ancestors were Han people? You actually wrote a letter to me in Yiwen! You beast!!!!!!!" Xianfeng got up from the imperial couch and found a blue cross-shaped badge in a stack of memorials. He tore it with his hands and bit it with his teeth. He was still not relieved. He threw it on the ground, stepped on it with his feet, and then picked it up, throwing it out frantically, but the thing was stubbornly hung on the Western glass window lattice, and the blue cross faced Xianfeng with ridiculous sneering.

Xianfeng turned around and held the legs of the low table on the ground, smashing it wildly at the cross. As the glass and wood chips splashed, the low table of the imperial couch was embedded in the window. Xianfeng shouted: "You thief who was cut into pieces!"

The French sent memorials to the ground and rudely said that they had formed an alliance with Zhao Ziwei, and they were in an offensive and defensive alliance. The Qing Dynasty should not attack Zhao Ziwei's three provinces when they were dealing with Annan, otherwise France might declare war on the Qing Dynasty, while the British would act as a negotiator between the Qing Dynasty and the Song Dynasty. But this was just a minor matter. Of course, the main trunk should communicate with two "peaceful" people.

As Zhao Kuo, who had to stand in the position of pacifist before the guns of the great powers, must send edicts, imperial edicts, letters and other things to Xianfeng, which cannot be conveyed verbally.

But this made the fox very embarrassed---If the letters to the Qing emperor were written too hard, you said you were finished. Please give me peace quickly, otherwise you would go to the tree of the old emperor on the coal mountain to hang it. This would certainly boost the morale of the Song Dynasty, but you can't pass this level of great powers----Do you want peace?

But if it is written too softly, is it necessary for the Qing Dynasty? Zhao Kuo was not afraid of this serf civilization at all. And if it is written too softly, his reputation will be over. Should you rebel or surrender? His base is not solid and his ruling foundation is not solid. If it is too soft to the Qing Dynasty, he will be questioned by the people. And if it is too soft, what if the Qing Dynasty foolishly moves out to control the barbarians and use thieves to control the thieves. With the opening of his battle with the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom as the condition for negotiations with the great powers, maybe those profit-oriented powers would really agree happily, wouldn’t this be embarrassing? The more chaotic the land in the Qing Dynasty, the more beneficial it is to him.

After thinking about it, this Far East fox set a precedent for diplomacy - writing letters to Xianfeng in all English calling for peace!

He said to the great powers: "This is to prove my position. I firmly stand with God and merchants. Times have changed. The emperor who has never traveled far away in Beijing needs to understand that the English era has come." ----The letter is actually quite polite in English, and the great powers are satisfied.

He oraled the imperial court, army, and people. Huan Zhuguo compiled a Chinese translation. In fact, the English was very polite, but the Chinese translation could be written. He added a few adjectives from time to time and translated English words with extreme words. As a result, a murderous declaration of anti-Qing and restoring the Ming Dynasty was created. If Xianfeng agreed with this, the subjects of the Song Dynasty would definitely think that the Qing Dynasty surrendered and the people were satisfied.

But for the recipient Xianfeng, he saw the letter of Zhao Kuo's Peace handed over by the British and French envoys. He was stunned for a moment, and then continued to be stunned, unable to understand English.

Not to mention the Qing court, none of the million people in Beijing knew English.

This incident was long as Zhao Kuo expected. In the history of the era when he came, in the Second Opium War, the Qing Dynasty detained the British and French envoys from the city to negotiate, and killed two-thirds of them. Then the people gritted their teeth and killed them. The Qing Dynasty released the survivors in panic, and one of the survivors ambassadors made the Qing army stunned. It was to write a letter to the British and French coalition forces outside the city in English - no one in Beijing understood English and didn't know what he would write.

Zhao Kuo used this trick: Am I peaceful? I peaceful. You can't understand it, and I can't do it either.

Xianfeng could ask foreigners to translate. Many of these guys knew Chinese, which was in sharp contrast with the Qing Dynasty patriots.

But could Xianfeng find foreigners to translate the letter of the traitor?

The Celestial Kingdom asked foreigners to translate the traitor's letter?

You are shameless, we are shameless!

In front of the minister, Xianfeng gritted his teeth and read the letter of peace letter from the traitor for half an hour, then put it down, and said with a very graceful comment: "Beast."

"I'll pay a copper coin and bet that the little brothers in Xianfeng won't do this." Zhao Kuo rubbed matches in his palace and said to Huan Zhuguo.

This is the ironclad proof that the traitor abandoned his ancestors (after the Ming Dynasty) and sold his country to foreigners for honor, but no one could understand it! Xianfeng was so angry!

Xianfeng smashed the window and smashed the English peace letter out of his sight. In his house, he sat on the ground angrily and shouted: "Wine! Come on wine!"

"You idiots, you give me memorials every day, don't let me come to the Old Summer Palace! Why don't you let me come? The ancestral system can come! If I don't come, you will go and fuck me to death and cut the barbarians! I fuck your mother!" Xianfeng narrowed his drunken eyes and poured fine wine into the porcelain wine pot. He yelled to himself: "Xue Minggao, I fuck your mother! Let you give me advice! Let you say that the atmosphere is not calm, don't come to the Imperial Garden, you have a ridiculous thought! I demoted you from the commander of Fujian Dao Censorship! Let you hand over to the Ministry of Discussions! Dog-good traitor!"

"Dangdangdang..." The Western self-sounding bell next to him knocked on it. It was ten o'clock in the evening. Xianfeng threw the wine pot drunk, looked at the leader and eunuch at the door with drunken eyes, and shouted: "Why don't you fight? Why don't you fight? Why don't you fight? Why don't you fight?!"

"Call the update now! Cell the update now!" The leader and eunuch jogged out all the way, wiped his head and sweated.

After a while, the "bangbang" sounded outside the bedroom. The eunuch, who was over 4 years old, bent his waist and met the man who was holding the bangzi and gracefully, and shouted in a low voice: "Sister Mudan, you are here, the emperor is drinking too much again."

"What, the emperor is drinking too much again?" The beautiful woman closed her mouth in horror: "What should I do?"

"What should I do?! Didn't I invite Sister Xinghua to come?" the eunuch beat his chest and stamped his feet.

"Sister Xinghua feels uncomfortable." Mudan said in panic.

"Then stop worrying, you go in!" The leader and eunuch said without hesitation, pulling the updater's arm and pulling her into Xianfeng's bedroom.

According to the Qing Dynasty system, although there were many beauties in the harem (but if modern people saw photos of the Qing concubines, they would not think so. Sister Furong was born at the wrong time), they were all bannermen. There could not be Han girls in the palace to ensure the pure bloodline of the slave owner. The Qing emperor had been fucked by the big-footed bannermen and salivated at the Han beauties with small feet.

The ancestral system can also take advantage of loopholes. I won’t talk about whether the blood of Qianlong’s descending to the south of the Yangtze River is pure or not. Anyway, Xianfeng has a ready-made Summer Palace to play, and he likes beauties with small feet.

A minister bought dozens of beautiful young Han girls in Jiangsu and Zhejiang for a large sum of money to offer them to the emperor. The ancestors said that women with small feet could not enter the palace, but I just need to do "rough work"!

As a result, these beauties entered the Old Summer Palace in the name of "beating the young woman". Every night, three people took turns to play the young woman in front of Xianfeng's bedroom. When Xianfeng heard the bangbang sound, he summoned him to his luck.

Among the many Han girls, the least one that Xianfeng likes is four springs: peony spring, begonia spring, apricot blossom spring, and drara spring. In addition, there is also the Nara family, known as the "one family spring in heaven and earth", which is known as the Five Springs of Xianfeng.

According to an expert in later generations, the Qing emperor worked diligently, so he worked hard to build gardens to escape the summer heat, such as the Summer Palace and the Summer Palace. It is also a system for living in the Summer Palace to escape the summer heat every year. However, when Xianfeng had five springs, it seemed that he did not want to escape the summer heat. He moved to the Summer Palace during the New Year in the palace. It was not until the winter solstice that he moved back to the Forbidden City Yangxin Palace. Whether he was avoiding the summer heat or not has become a mystery for eternal times, and he was diligent.

In addition, there is also a widow Cao who was also very favored by Xianfeng. Of course, Han people + widows were definitely a behavior of kicking the faces of the Qing Dynasty Kong Lao Er, so Xue Minggao directly advised the emperor not to come to the royal brothel in the Yuanmingyuan. He ended up getting out. Don’t go against your master Lao Er, this is what Kong Lao Er wants to say.

Tonight, as soon as Mudanchun entered the bedroom, she smelled a smell of alcohol. When she saw that the emperor was sitting on the ground, with a mess, and the wine bottle was thrown all over the floor, and she was covered in alcohol. She looked at her with red eyes and immediately shivered all over and asked her to say, "I see Mudanchun..."

Before he finished speaking, Xianfeng immediately supported himself and kicked Mudanchun away with his heart!

"Are you a traitor?" Xianfeng yelled at Mudanchun.

"Your Majesty, I... Danchun was lying on the ground and was so scared that she was incoherent.

Xianfeng strode forward, grabbed Mudanchun's hair and pulled it up. He slapped the front and back, but he shouted: "Yi Ren! Hong Xiuquan! Zhao Ziwei! I'll kill you to death!"

After saying that, he threw Peony Chun to the ground, turned around and took a vase (national treasure?) from the shelf and smashed it on the wailing Peony Chun, roaring in the splash of debris: "You damn beast!"

"Master, she is not a traitor, she is a peony..." The leader and eunuch saw that something was wrong, and he would splatter blood in his bedroom if he didn't do it well. He quickly went up to stop the drunkard master.

"Fuck! You are the God of the cult!" Xianfeng saw him coming, and he immediately knocked away the eunuch who nodded and bowed. This was not enough. Xianfeng copied down the famous paintings on the wall, tear them up, and only held the scroll to hit Mudanchun and the eunuch rolling on the ground with shamelessness, beating them, and scolding: "You groups of beasts without kings and fathers! You groups of morally degraded scum!"

The two of them were only beaten to cry, but the Qing emperor beat you, and you couldn't run away. The two of them fell down blood and tears, rolled on the ground, avoiding the vital points, and just howled to shake the sky.

At this moment, the eunuch at the door opened the door with a pale face, and another Gengniang appeared at the door. She looked at the messy scene in the door, and the bangzi in her hand fell to the ground.

"Emperor!" Xing Huachun screamed in surprise.

Seeing her, the blood-stained scroll in Xianfeng's hand also fell to the ground. He stared at the beauty with little feet blankly, walked over and suddenly hugged her petite her in her arms. Two lines of tears flowed down: "My wishful bead! You are finally here!"

The eunuch leader, who was covered in a bag, dragged the bloody face of Peony Chun out of the bedroom, threw it on the ground, and worshiped the bedroom: "Tathagata Buddha, Guanyin, Namo Ami Camel Buddha, Xinghuachun, this joyful Buddha finally came, we were almost beaten to death."

In the bedroom, Xianfeng hugged the petite Xinghuachun and burst into tears, constantly wiping her delicate neck with his nose.

"Your Majesty, are you unhappy?" The only Xinghua Chunmo, who can stop Xianfeng from being drunk and nicknamed "Happy Buddha" or "Bao Haixi", asked with Xianfeng's braids.

"Unhappy." Xianfeng's tears flowed into the neck of the beautiful woman in his arms. He gently bit her jade-like shoulder and sobbed.

"Why? Why do I want to be an emperor or a prince?" Xianfeng choked up. "Your Majesty, don't say that." Xinghuachun was startled and quickly turned around and pressed the man's lips with his fingers.

"No! Why am I the emperor?" Xianfeng shouted, and he murmured: "My elder brother, I was born at the age of 23 (8 years) and my father likes him the most, but one day in the year I was born (83), he contradicted the teacher and said that he must kill the teacher when he became the emperor. The teacher told his father that his father was furious, and in anger, he kicked it out, hitting the elder brother's life, but the elder brother died like this. Then the teacher Du Shoutian asked me to surpass my sixth brother to take the throne. Why should I be this emperor? I am really afraid... I am really afraid... Woo woo..."

A long time later, the little eunuch at the door ran over and said to the leader eunuch: "Master wants fruits (aphrodisiacs)!"

"Master Buddha, Happy Buddha, you are so amazing! I've been through today, thank you!" After the leader and eunuch said, he turned around and ran away in panic.

All of the above historical materials come from Mao Haijian's "The Suffering Emperor", the history of hiring foreigners in the 7th century of the Qing Dynasty, and from "The Everlasting Army of the 9th Century".

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