Chapter 135
"What are you talking about?" Liu Qingshan curled his lips, "I am Liu Qingshan who is afraid that I can't marry a wife? With my ability and my appearance, as long as I find a place to stop, there will definitely be a bunch of girls coming to pay for money and pay for me."
Just find a place to stop, and the woman will pay him?
Tan Dasha thought for a while and said in a little embarrassed manner: "Qingshan, are you trying to go to the street? This doesn't seem to be very good. Although you look good, if you go to the street, you will probably get money quickly. But don't you think it's too boring for a man to go to the street to be a duck?"
Liu Qingshan stared at Tan Dasha with serious words.
Tan Dasha didn't understand his expression and continued, "Qingshan, you should cook charcoal well with me. Although it is harder to cook charcoal, the money obtained from burning charcoal is clean. Don't think about going to the street anymore. If you really can't hold it in and want to find a woman to vent, then I'll take you to the town to find a chicken? Well, I'll pay and I treat you. Do you think it's okay?"
Liu Qingshan is about to vomit blood.
"Uncle Dasha, I don't mean that. What I mean is that I am pretty and don't worry about not being able to find a wife." Liu Qingshan shouted.
Tan Dasha looked at him blankly: "Oh, I thought you wanted to go to the street. But if you don't have to worry about not being able to find a wife, then why don't you have a girlfriend yet?"
Liu Qingshan looked up at the sky, screamed in pain, shook his head, and walked forward helplessly.
"Qingshan, don't lie to me, I'm also a man, I know what men need." Tan Dasha caught up with him and continued to say, "Don't be embarrassed. When I first went there, I was embarrassed, but after I went there with your uncle and the others a few times, I felt nothing was wrong. They were all men, so it was normal to find women."
"And we don't give money. We don't pay. We don't pay money and work. They can still enjoy it while enjoying it. After all, we are still losing. Do you know what your uncle Liu Daliang said before? He said that this is called helping the people. In TV dramas, this is like the immortal saving mortals, and there is nothing to be embarrassed about."
"Also, let me tell you, there is a woman in the town who is quite beautiful and not expensive. She only costs eighty yuan at a time, which is very cost-effective. Qingshan, why not, I will take you there after I get home and have a bath and have a meal?"
Liu Qingshan suddenly stopped and looked at Tan Dasha with a confused look on his face: "Uncle Dasha, don't tell me, you often go to the town to find women."
Tan Dasha smiled twice: "I didn't go to look for it often, just occasionally, at most once a month."
Liu Qingshan was speechless.
"Qingshan, can you go?" Seeing that Liu Qingshan didn't say anything, Tan Dasha continued to walk forward, and hurriedly followed, "If you go, we can call Wang Youxin and the others. They are more familiar with each other. If they go often, go with them, maybe they can discount you. Will you go?"
"No." Liu Qingshan shook his head, "Uncle Dasha, although I don't deny that men have any needs, I still think that instead of spending money to find a woman, it is better to work honestly and think about how to make more money, and then honestly marry a wife and live home."
"But the problem is that it is not easy for a wife to marry." Tan Dasha said, "Besides, if I could marry, I would have married her long ago."
"I can't marry before, that means you haven't worked hard enough." Liu Qingshan stopped again and looked at Tan Dasha, who was stunned and said, "Uncle Dasha, you have to know that those women who cost 80 yuan at a time don't know how many guests they will entertain in a day. Aren't you afraid of getting sick?"
"I'm sick? What's the disease?" Tan Dasha didn't understand these things. He knew that it was cost-effective to spend 80 yuan at a time, and it would be great every time.
"Sexual disease, AIDS." Liu Qingshan knew that he didn't understand, so he explained, "You should know about STD. That thing can be cured, and the chance of death is not high. However, if you accidentally get AIDS, that thing will not be cured."
“Is AIDS so scary?”
"Of course. AIDS cannot be cured. If you get this disease, you can just wait to die."
"It's not that scary. We are not outside big cities, so people in big cities will get this disease."
"Do you say you are really stupid or fake? Are you still divided into urban and rural people? I tell you, you'd better not touch those women, otherwise, sooner or later you will regret it."
Tan Dasha replied twice, not sure if he understood or didn't understand.
After a while, he asked again: "Qingshan, if it's really like you said, why do others still look for those women?"
"Uncle Dasha, you are so stupid. When others look for it, it is someone else's business. There are some bad people in this world who kill and set fire. Do you also have to follow it and set fire? We can't control what others do, but we must control what you don't do, know if you know?"
"Oh." Tan Dasha responded twice, and then stopped talking.
However, he couldn't hold it in. After a while, he asked again: "Qingshan, if I go to the town to find a woman to have fun, then will you go or not?"
Liu Qingshan was really speechless.
Although Tan Dasha is not very smart, he is not so stupid either. Has he already said it very clearly, why are he still asking?
He replied impatiently: "Go away, go..."
The second half of the sentence should be 'Go you,' but he was stunned immediately before he could say the second half.
The place where he stayed was just the corner of the mountain road, and he could see the woman sitting on the ground in front of him at a glance.
The woman was looking at him with a perverted look.
It would be fine if this was a woman in the village, but this person was Chen Xiaofang.
Liu Qingshan raised his head, laughed at Chen Xiaofang twice, and asked, "Xiaofang, why are you here?"
Chen Xiaofang shook her head and asked with a smile: "Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk, I'm not here, should I be in the town?"
Liu Qingshan looked dark.
Seeing this, Tan Dasha quickly explained: "Xiaofang, you misunderstood. Qingshan has no meaning. He didn't say you should be in the town. He didn't say you are that kind of woman, right? Qingshan."
Liu Qingshantou is so big. When did I say that she is that kind of person?
Tan Dasha was still explaining: "What I just told Qingshan is that we are going to the town to find women to have fun, either you are the kind of woman."
Liu Qingshan is so desperate.
When did I say I was going to have fun looking for a woman?
Seeing Liu Qingshan staring at him, Tan Dasha didn't understand what was going on. He just thought that Liu Qingshan was angry that he had told him about this, so he thought about explaining something.
But Liu Qingshan has suffered two critical hits in succession, so where would he give him a chance to speak?
He grabbed Tan Dasha's clothes, pulled Tan Dasha and walked forward quickly.
Tan Dasha was still preparing to explain to Xiaofang, so she didn't expect Qingshan to suddenly grab him and walk forward.
Before he could expect, he staggered and almost fell to the ground to eat shit.
He was anxious: "Oh, Qingshan, Qingshan, why are you doing so fast? Why are you doing so anxious? There are so many women in the town and they can't run away. Why are you anxious? Even if you want that beauty, then I'll give it to you. Slow down, slow down."
Liu Qingshan really vomited blood this time: "Uncle Dasha, don't talk nonsense anymore, okay? When did I say I would go to the town with you to find a woman?"
"You, what you just said, I asked you if you want to go, you said you want to go."
"What I said is, go, go, go, go, go."
"Oh, then are you going or not?"
"No! No! No!"
"If you don't go, don't go. Why do you do so loudly? It seems that you are talking very decent."
Liu Qingshan:...
Am I so undecent?
Am I so undecent?
Am I so undecent?
Chapter completed!