Chapter 139 Arrested for Female Tickets
Liu Qingshan lay on the bed, looking at the wooden roof covered with spider webs, sighed quietly, and started a new round of counting sheep.
However, no matter whether he counts the sheep or meditates hard, he just can't sleep.
After tossing and turning on the bed for several rounds, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I got up, wrapped my coat, and tiptoed to the kitchen to steal my father's bumblebee wine.
If you soak the bumblebee in wine, I have a beautiful dream. It is said that if you have a sip of bumblebee in wine before going to bed, you will have any kind of fairy and beautiful women in your dream.
It was the first time that Liu Qingshan had to rely on medicinal wine to help him sleep after growing up so much.
But then again, this bumblebee wine is my father's treasure. If he knew about it, he might take revenge on him.
However, it’s so uncomfortable now that I can’t sleep without drinking some alcohol.
Alas, don’t care, if you take revenge or not, that’s the future. Now, let’s solve the problem of insomnia first.
Thinking of this, Liu Qingshan quickly returned to the room with the bumblebee wine, then got into the quilt, half leaned against the brick wall, and leisurely drank the wine.
Don't say it, this wine is quite strong.
But who is Liu Qingshan, who is me? Drinking this little wine is like drinking boiled water.
I feel like I'm not satisfied with it, so I'll take another one.
Well, after two sips of wine, I feel a little bit.
Alas, I drank both sips anyway, so it wasn't a third sip.
Gudong Gudong, he swallowed three sips of wine in Haikou, which was basically equivalent to a large bowl of rice.
In this way, most of the bumblebee wine in a glass bottle was immediately gone.
Looking at the empty bottle, Liu Qingshan felt that it was not enough and thought, "Just do it all and drink it all." Anyway, my father will definitely be angry when he sees that most of the wine is gone tomorrow. Since he is going to be angry, it is better to make him angry because of a bottle of wine than to make him angry because of half a bottle of wine.
In this way, I even made half a bottle.
Thinking of this, Liu Qingshan pointed his mouth at the mouth of the bottle, raised his neck, and gulped a few times, and the bottle soon became empty.
"Ah, it's so cool." Liu Qingshan put down the empty wine bottle and lay down with satisfaction.
After the medicinal wine was in his stomach, he probably fought with the beer duck in his stomach. Liu Qingshan's eyelids became a little tired. He closed his eyes and fell asleep in a short while.
I don’t know how long I slept this time.
"Green mountains, green mountains." The body was shaken.
"Qingshan. Wake up quickly."
Who, I'm so annoying. I just happened to dream of a beautiful woman sending him a secret message. But I don't know which bastard was, but he kept arguing in his ear at such a critical moment.
Ah, I can't hear, I can't hear, I'm going to continue sleeping, beauty, waiting for me, I'm here.
"Qingshan, if you don't get up again, I will feed the chopped green onion and coriander all the chicken."
"Oh, what are you doing?" Liu Qingshan opened his eyes reluctantly and saw his mother in a vague way.
"Mom, what are you quarreling at me early in the morning?" Liu Qingshan complained, "I have been insomnia for a night. I finally fell asleep, but you came to quarrel with me again."
"It's still early in the morning. Do you know what time it's now? It's almost ten o'clock now. I went to bed from eight o'clock last night and to now, you really think you are a pig." Wu Cuimei clapped her son's exposed soles and said, "Get up quickly, something happened to Dasha."
"Ah?" Liu Qingshan originally wanted to sleep for a while, but his mother's last words woke him up.
"What's wrong with Uncle Dasha?"
"Get up first." Wu Cuimei turned around and walked out, "Old Mrs. Tan is still in the yard, so anxious, hurry up."
"Oh oh oh." Seeing that his mother looked solemn, Liu Qingshan thought it was not a joke, so he quickly got up and put on his clothes and ran out.
Old Mrs. Tan was indeed waiting in the yard.
As soon as he saw Liu Qingshan coming out, Old Mrs. Tan came up in panic and said anxiously: "Qingshan, I'm sorry, I woke you up."
"It's okay, Grandma Tan, what's wrong with Uncle Dasha?" Liu Qingshan supported Old Lady Tan and asked, "What's wrong with him?"
Old Mrs. Tan gritted her teeth, sad and angry, and said, "He is just a big fool. After returning from your house last night, Wang Youxin came to him and asked him to go to the town to play together. Dasha didn't want to go, but she couldn't stand Wang Youxin's instigation, so she followed him. He went there for a night and didn't go home until this morning. I didn't know that the so-called going to the town to play is actually to find women. Just look for women. He is still old and has no partner. He wants to relax with a woman. I don't say anything, but who knows that he is so unlucky. He finally went out to play once in the evening, but he happened to catch a policeman. I heard that when he was arrested, he was still doing things and had no time to mention his pants. You said, what kind of evil did this have been done."
Sorry, I want to laugh. But I can't. Liu Qingshan tried his best to hold back his smile, tried to widen his eyes, and looked at Old Mrs. Tan.
In addition to wanting to laugh, he was a little confused.
Suddenly one day, a man came to you and said that the person who was still having dinner with you yesterday was arrested for soliciting prostitution...
Moreover, he was doing things when he was arrested...
There is no time to lift the pants...
Sorry, forgive me for being unkind and wanting to laugh
( ̄y▽ ̄)~*Cover your mouth and smile secretly
After all, this is too fantastic.
Isn’t this kind of plot only available in TV series? Why is it also available in reality?
Moreover, that person is Tan Dasha who works with him almost every day these days.
Recalling the scene when Tan Dasha asked herself whether to go to the town to find a woman, Liu Qingshan seemed to understand.
Tan Dasha had already been thinking about it in the morning. He didn't go because of his dissuasion. But last night, after eating the beer duck made by my mother and put a lot of big ingredients, he probably felt uncomfortable all over and became less determined, so he went there.
I don't know why, but I still want to laugh.
Liu Qingshan held his smile and quickly comforted Mrs. Tan who was still chattering and cursing: "Grandma Tan, don't be angry. This is just a prostitution, it's not a murder. It's just a few days to be locked up and will be released in a few days."
"Ah? Is that true?" Old Mrs. Tan wiped the corners of her eyes with her hands and looked at Liu Qingshan in surprise, "Qingshan, why are you so clear?"
What is this?
What does it mean to me so clearly? It seems that I have been imprisoned for prostitution.
Liu Qingshan was funny and angry: "Grandma Tan, I know that it's because I've watched TV. It's like this on TV. It's not a serious crime to go to prostitution. It's imprisoned for a week at most. Don't worry."
When Mrs. Tan heard this, she nodded, but she was still not relieved. After all, this was the first time that Tan Dasha was imprisoned, and it was the first time that someone in the village was imprisoned for prostitution. As an old mother, if she didn't worry, how could that be possible?
She grabbed Liu Qingshan's hand, looked at Liu Qingshan with a begging look, and said, "Qingshan, I really don't know who to look for. My eldest son only knows to listen to his wife. When I go to find him, he will definitely not help. The village chief has so many things, and I am really embarrassed to trouble him every day. So, Qingshan, see, can you go to the town to ask me what the situation is?"
Seeing Mrs. Tan's gray hair and gully face but still worried about her son, Liu Qingshan naturally could not refuse.
He nodded and said, "Okay, Grandma Tan, you wait, I'll go to have a bowl of rice, and then I'll go to the town to ask you. I'll take you out later."
"Okay, okay." Old Mrs. Tan was very grateful, her eyes were wet, "Qingshan, thank you, thank you, if it weren't for you, I really didn't know what to do."
"It's okay, Grandma Tan, you sit down first, this is all I should do." Liu Qingshan calmed down Old Mrs. Tan's mood, returned to the kitchen and ate two bowls of oil tea rice, explained to my mother a few times, and then took Old Mrs. Tan away.
When he arrived at the other village, Liu Qingshan asked Mrs. Tan to clean up some clothes and some toiletries for Tan Dasha.
Old Mrs. Tan took out her clothes and toothpaste and asked in confusion: "Qingshan, what do you want these things? Is he going to be locked up for a long time?"
"No, Grandma Tan, I won't be locked up for a long time, at most a few days." Liu Qingshan took the clothes and said, "But even if he only locked up for a few days, he still has to wash and change his clothes, don't you?"
When Mrs. Tan listened, she nodded suddenly and looked at Liu Qingshan with anticipation and said, "Oh, okay, Qingshan, then I won't go into the mountain today, I'll wait for news at home."
"Okay." Liu Qingshan waved his hand and set out towards the town.
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Chapter completed!