Chapter 46 Beautiful Environment and Fresh Air
Uncle Er said all these words. Even if Liu Qingshan didn't want to, he had to drink some amulets that had been left for decades.
But what a god, the talisman painted by the half immortal is really long, half a meter long, even if it is burned to ashes, it is as much as half a bowl.
Liu Qingshan looked at the big bowl of gray water handed by his second uncle with tears in his eyes, and was so "touched" that he couldn't speak.
The second uncle helped Liu Qingshan up and said, "Come on, Qingshan, let me drink this bowl of medicine first."
Woo woo woo woo x﹏x!
Although the second uncle is usually very honest, sometimes he is really not a human being when he becomes bad. He has to watch Liu Qingshan drink all the big bowl of gray water before leaving.
"Uncle II, wait, when I will take revenge on you in the future." Liu Qingshan held back the retching and shouted at Uncle II's back.
The second uncle turned around and smiled: "Let's talk about it when your butt is ready."
However, he was talking again. Although the eldest grandmother has been reluctant to see Liu Qingshan over the years, she still loved Liu Qingshan in her heart. Otherwise, she would not have been willing to give him the amulet that she had kept for decades.
Although this superstitious treatment method is not advisable, no matter what, it is the big grandmother's intention. So Liu Qingshan said he was unhappy to drink it, but he was still quite happy.
However, when Liu Qingshan squatted in the toilet the next day and felt the flies walking around the chrysanthemums, he didn't think so.
My stomach was so swelling and painful, but I just didn’t dare to exert force. I really can’t believe it!
Second Uncle! You are waiting! Liu Qingshan shouted in his heart with pain.
After squatting in the air-loving pit for half an hour, it was damaged by flies and mosquitoes for half an hour.
The most important thing is that you have to look around from time to time to avoid a young woman coming out of her place and staring at her spring light.
Alas, I’ve had enough of this day. Before the Chinese New Year this year, I have to build a modern pit. Oh, no, it’s a bathroom.
You must have a modern bathroom with a toilet or toilet.
This pit has been squatting for decades. Although the natural organic fertilizers in it provide a lot of nutrition for the fruits and vegetables at home, it feels like a squatting in the pit on rainy days and a squatting in the sun is really not a life for people.
I don’t know how the past twenty years have come.
If you want to talk about the benefits of this pit, it is probably that there are many holes on the bark roof. You can look up at the blue sky and white clouds during the day, and look up at the vast starry sky at night.
Of course, this has to be built without raining.
If hail suddenly falls, the hail as big as a fist will have to be directly hit from the sky. It is not the most important thing to hit a person. The most serious thing is that the hail as big as a fist will hit the shit pit, and then the shit pit half a meter deep seems to be blown up, and the shit and urine splash everywhere. In the blink of an eye, the originally snow-white butts will turn orange, which is the most terrifying thing.
Fortunately, the pit is airtight, and even if the organic fertilizer ferments extremely strongly in the cesspool, as long as you open your mouth and try not to inhale with your nose, that's not a big deal. However, if you open your mouth and breathe, you have to beware of the flying flies.
You said that if you accidentally sucked a fly that had just flew out of the cesspool and into your throat, it would feel...
This pit was located in the land given to their home by the man in the village. It was not only higher than the house at home, but also surrounded by mountains on three sides. It was also a good place with beautiful scenery and air circulation.
Moreover, in summer, there will be many small animals coming to amuse you.
For example, frogs, toads, tiger-headed bees, centipedes, silver-ringed snakes, cobras, five-step snakes, etc., there are not too many.
Do you want to go to the zoo while shitting? Just squatting in this pit.
Liu Qingshan squatted on the two wooden boards with a look of pain, feeling the torn chrysanthemums, and silently swears in his heart that he must seek revenge for this constipation revenge!
Although it was very painful when going to the toilet, except for the fact that the anus had not healed completely, Liu Qingshan felt that his body was no longer injuring.
After a day and night of rest yesterday and having divine power to protect my body, although I can't go into the mountains to dig bamboo shoots, it's still okay to do some work at home.
When I returned home from the pit, I saw my mother sending my father to cut bamboo, so I asked a little more: "What are you doing with chopping bamboo?"
Liu Yuanhe said angrily: "Your mother has to put a fence on the vegetable garden again. The vegetables are gone, so why are you still put on a fence? Isn't this a matter of nothing to be so worried?"
"Can't you plant the vegetables when they are gone?" Just now, the old man was so embarrassed that he refused to go. Wu Cuimei was unhappy at first. Now, he even told his son that she was asking for trouble. He was even more angry. "You have to cut a few bamboos. You have so much to say. Is the vegetable garden surrounded? Will I eat the vegetables alone when I grow them? Don't you eat them?"
"Liu Yuanhe, I married you, and I didn't ask you to be your son-in-law. No matter what I do, it's all for your Liu family. Can't you be more angry? Do you have to eat all the rotten radishes at home before thinking about growing vegetables around the vegetable garden, right?"
Wu Cuimei's scolding made Liu Yuanhe shut up obediently, picked up the hatchet and headed into the mountains.
You said this woman, day by day, how could she think of so many swear words?
Seeing that his father finally admitted his timidity, Liu Qingshan couldn't help but think that if he married his wife in the future, he would never be a wife and strictly control him.
After my father came back from the mountain with a bundle of bamboo, the family of three came to the vegetable garden where the wild boar was harmed by wild boars with bamboo and tools.
Next to this vegetable garden is the old house where Liu Qingshan’s great-grandmother lived. However, the old house has collapsed for many years, and even the cow pen that used to be closed has collapsed.
However, strangely, the pig house more than ten meters away from the gate of the old house was fine.
The pig house was completely made of stone, about two meters high, and the roof was made of wooden beams and fir bark. The fir bark was broken and the wooden beams were broken. However, the stone was piled up and the walls that were not used for a little cement still stand still.
Strange thing!
"Mom, is this fence column just penetrated into the ground like this?" Liu Qingshan looked at his father's roots that had sharpened the roots of several fir trees, and couldn't help asking, "If you penetrate directly into the ground like this, it would probably be rotten in less than a year."
Even if the bamboo wood itself does not rot too quickly, it will definitely not withstand the disaster of small animals that go down the mountain and chickens and ducks at home.
Therefore, Liu Qingshan asserted that these fences can last for a year at most.
"Hi, if it's rotten, it's rotten." Wu Cuimei said indifferently, "There's wood everywhere in the mountains, if it's rotten, it's changed. What's there to worry about?"
This kind of thinking makes Liu Qingshan unable to agree with it now.
In the past, he was young and didn’t understand, and he didn’t understand at home, so he couldn’t interfere. Now, he must correct his parents’ lazy thinking.
"That's right. If it's rotten, change it, and if it's rotten, change it. But, mom, you have to know that changing the fences is not easy. Look, just like today, when all three of us came out to work, it probably took half a day to surround the fences of the vegetable field. If it's changed once a year, it's not cost-effective to squeeze out a day or two every year to change the fences."
"What's wrong with that?" Wu Cuimei insisted, "It's just one or two days of hard work, and I'm not going to be a high-ranking official. Isn't it even a few days of hard work?"
"No, it's just a fence, it's not difficult." Liu Yuanhe decided to stand aside with his wife this time and run his self-righteous son.
Chapter completed!