Chapter 17: My Little Qingqing
Turning around, I didn't sleep well all night.
The next day, Yang Tianyou didn't get up to have breakfast, so he slept until the afternoon. He cooked a bowl of noodles at home, and then sat in the living room to think about how to make money.
Five million is really an astronomical figure for him.
Now, now, it seems that he has no better way than buying the Double Color Ball, but when he thinks that he has never had a gambling fortune, Yang Tianyou can only smile bitterly.
In front of the people in Quanyong'an Town, he promised that he would go to Shanghai to find Meiren Qi. Yang Tianyou did not forget this. Perhaps to others, this was just a joke. Yang Tianyou could also say that it was indeed a joke, but deep down he had to be serious. This is Yang Tianyou's character. Besides, Qi Mengxiang's attraction to Yang Tianyou is so great that he can dream in broad daylight.
Daydreaming!
He felt that this was a daydream, but he was not rejected. Instead, he could only yy, not yy, and he had to create conditions.
After practicing Tai Chi, he still had similar shapes but different spirits. To Niu Wazi's words, his practice of Tai Chi was really insulted by this profound martial arts.
After staying in the martial arts school for a year or two, Yang Tianyou didn't gain anything, so he learned this set of Tai Chi. In fact, he was not as Niu Wazi said. A set of Tai Chi is not complete, and he can do it completely, but there is a prerequisite that after a few moves, he must be allowed to stop and think about it. Cough, this Tai Chi emphasizes smoothness, but when it comes to Yang Tianyou's hands, it becomes less coherent.
In the next three days, Yang Tianyou almost never went downstairs. He was alone upstairs and struggling, but what he didn't know was that in these three days, his deeds had been uploaded in Yong'an Town, and he almost became a celebrity in Yong'an Town overnight.
Niu Wazi called him to go down and drink, but he refused.
Xiong San called him to go down to play mahjong, but he refused.
He called Yan Ming and asked him to go down to fish, but he refused.
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On the fourth day, Yang Tianyou finally went downstairs, but did not go to Yan Ming's house. Instead, he rode his "prince" to take a car, then went to the river to take a shower, and then went to Yusisi Hair Salon to get a haircut.
As soon as they arrived at the Yusisi Hair Salon, Yu Yong and Yang Huairong laughed together. Yu Yong was the boss here and Yang Huairong was his wife. Both of them were classmates from Yang Tianyou when he was in junior high school and had a good relationship with Yang Tianyou.
"Yang Tianyou, I heard that you hugged and kissed Mei Ren Qi, and chased Wang Lin into chaos. You are quite awesome. Now you are almost a celebrity in Yong'an Town. We old classmates also have a bright face!" Yang Huairong laughed.
Yang Tianyou laughed and said, "Old classmate, it's okay if others come to crack down on me. You don't even talk about this kind of affection, and you'll also come to tear me."
"The conscience of heaven and earth, I really don't have any ideas about this. You are thinking too much. Old classmate, should you wash your hair or get your hair today?" Yang Huairong quickly changed the topic.
"Shake your hair and get a haircut, cough cough, Yu Yong, I heard you went to Singapore to learn haircut some time ago? You will take care of me yourself later, and you must make a good look for me!" Yang Tianyou laughed.
Yu Yong smiled and said, "No problem. I will get my old classmate's haircut later. But when will I marry Mei Ren home, I have to let me have a wedding wine."
"Marry a ball, so much nonsense, come on, little sister, wash your hair, wash your hair..."
After washing the hair like a chicken coop, Yu Yong, the "first cut" of Yong'an Town, began to cut Yang Tianyou's hair. Yu Yong was busy with his hands and smiled and said, "Old classmate, tell me, what kind of hairstyle do you have?"
"There is no other requirement, just one sentence, be more energetic!" Yang Tianyou smiled.
"Big flat head?" Yu Yong smiled.
"Okay!" Yang Tianyou said carelessly.
Yang Huairong, five or six shampoo girls and several stylists were whispering there, naturally, what she said was Yang Tianyou’s glory. Yang Tianyou had a good hearing and could not help but shouted: “Hey, Yang Huairong, you are not honest now. They are all old classmates. How can I say I am a scoundrel? Am I called a scoundrel? I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, isn’t this too much?”
"You really treat her as your girlfriend?" Yang Huairong smiled and said, "I said you were an old classmate, so I should live a good life. Don't think about those messy things anymore. You are too old, so how about I introduce you to a girlfriend?"
Yang Tianyou was stunned and laughed: "I just talk about it. I didn't think about that. You want to introduce my girlfriend to me. OK, okay, I'm just living alone. Let's talk, who to introduce? You have to introduce a beautiful woman. Then I have to cut half a pork to thank the media. How about it?"
"How are the swallows here?" Yang Huairong smiled.
A little girl sitting on the side blushed with shame, looked at Yang Tianyou secretly, and then said aggrievedly: "Sister Rong, don't joke with me."
This swallow is actually pretty good. He has just graduated from junior high school. He is probably only fifteen or sixteen years old now, but he is very young, but he can't compare with Qi Mengxiang. However, Yang Tianyou wouldn't say this, and laughed and said, "Okay, okay, swallow, or you can just be my girlfriend."
"I'm still young, let's forget it." Yanzi blushed and whispered.
A group of people laughed.
When the rain came out, Yang Tianyou glanced at the swallow, scared the latter so much that he hid in the toilet and did not dare to come out. Yang Tianyou went home to change into a clean set of clothes, and he looked particularly energetic. After looking in front of the dressing mirror for a while, he said sarcastically: "I'm still very cool, and it's a pair with our Xiangxiang!"
I laughed strangely, but fortunately, this was not heard by others, otherwise Yang Tianyou would have been washed away again.
Seeing that it was getting late, Yang Tianyou went to the utility room to pick up a hoe, then twisted a bag of things prepared in advance, rode his motorcycle to Xianba Village behind the house.
Yang Tianyou lives not far from the middle school, and Xianba Village is right behind the middle school, very close to Yang Tianyou's home. It is only five or six minutes away. However, you have to go around a big circle by riding a bicycle and go up the road at the head of the primary school. Yang Tianyou naturally doesn't want to climb up the hill and he himself. He just passed by Xiang Yanming's tavern and collided with Liu Yongsheng.
"Hey, Yang Tianyou, I haven't seen you for a long time. Come on, drink together, and play cards together at night!" Liu Yongsheng usually laughed and jokingly likes to joke with Yang Tianyou, and immediately stopped Yang Tianyou.
Yang Tianyou said: "I want to play cards with me again, don't fight another night."
"What's wrong? I'm afraid of losing. My teeth fell out last time I played cards? Why, I don't dare to come now?" Liu Yongsheng said with a smile.
There is a saying in Yong'an Town that if you lose your card game, it is not called losing money. Generally speaking, people will say that you have your teeth broken. If you win money, most people will come up and smoke. For example, if you win Yang Tianyou's money, you will say, Come on, smoke, this is the cigarette Yang Tianyou bought for me. If a woman wins money, she will point at her shoes or clothes with smugness and say, "Look, see, what's this set of clothes, what's the shoes, and then say seriously that this is what Yang Tianyou bought for me."
This is where Yong'an Town is coquettish. Playing cards is always an indispensable thing in life, and whether you win or lose money, you will enjoy it.
"You're going to fill my teeth?" Yang Tianyou curled his lips and smiled, "I'm full of gold teeth. When did you call me? My teeth can't be removed. Why? Have you gotten rid of your teeth? I want me to fill you with my teeth?"
"In a word, do you dare to do it? Don't talk about this useless. You can compete for a while!" Liu Yongsheng said with a smile.
"Just fight!" Yang Tianyou laughed and said, "Don't think I'm still a cabbage now. I've been lucky now. If you are not afraid of death, just come. If you ask you to go home tonight, your four pockets weigh as much as you can!"
The two agreed to play cards together tonight, so Yang Tianyou rode his bike away.
Ten minutes later, in front of a grave in Xianba Village, Yang Tianyou helped to remove some grass from the grave, sprinkle some soil, burn a stack of paper, set off firecrackers, then lit a cigarette, took out a bottle of wine, and sat on a bluestone slab beside the grave.
While drinking, Yang Tianyou looked around and saw that there was no one. Then he laughed and said, "My mother, today is your birthday, I haven't forgotten it, but you can't drink it. I'll help you drink this wine, so I'll burn some paper money for you. You spend it casually below. If you don't have to use it, just dream for me and I'll burn it for you."
Gudu took a bite, and Yang Tianyou smiled and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you. A few days ago, yes, last Friday, I hugged Qi Mengxiang and kissed her. She promised to be your daughter-in-law, but she asked me to make five million in four years. To be honest, it's so difficult. You know that your son can't make money, and it's almost the same for a spending family. It may be easy to spend five million in four years. It's so difficult, but don't worry, I've thought about it carefully at home these days, I'm raising you.
It's not easy for me. You have suffered too much for me. Hehe, but did you say that you regret not seeing your daughter-in-law during your lifetime? When I work hard to make money, I marry Qi Mengxiang home. Then I will take her to see you and let you take a good look at her. It's not that my son brags for you. She is so beautiful. Tsk tsk, you don't know. On the day I kissed her and hugged her, many men wanted to kill me, haha, but I still kissed and hugged her. Do you think my son is awesome?..."
"But my son still wants to confess to you a little bit. I don't know if I can marry her now, but I will work hard. From today on, I will cheer up. I will do something well. Even if I don't make five million, I will live a good life and will not disappoint you. But you have to bless me below. If I am going to have bad luck, my daughter-in-law will be left behind! I will tell you about this. In front of others, this is all a secret, hehe..."
"... Also, Wang Lin scolded you a few days ago, so I beat him up. I won't embarrass you. I said, whoever dares to disrespect you, I will beat anyone, no matter who it is, no matter whether it is, I will win or not. I will fight him... I know you are afraid that I will fight with others, but don't worry, I am very clever and understand in my heart. I can't bear the loss. Now I'm just thinking about where I should make money. I'm not 500,000, but 5 million..."
Seeing that the sky was getting darker, Yang Tianyou picked up the hoe and threw the empty bottle in his hand into the ground aside, and laughed and said, "My mother, I'll go back first. You should rest slowly. Let's see you when you have time. I just agreed to bless me, play cards at night - no, no, I won't play cards at night, I promised you less, hehe, I'm leaving, there's something else."
After returning from Xianba Village, Yang Tianyou's cell phone rang countless times. Of course, it was Liu Yongsheng who called him. He put down his hoe. Yang Tianyou went downstairs and asked Zhang Jing to cook a bowl of noodles. As soon as he sat down, Liu Yongsheng and Niu Wazi came together.
He handed a cigarette to Yang Tianyou, and Niu Wazi smiled and said, "Brother Tian, I haven't seen you these days. Are you thinking about your mistakes behind closed doors?"
"I miss you!" Yang Tianyou gave Niu Wazi a blank look and said, "I did nothing wrong, what have I thought about? By the way, do you still want to play cards tonight?"
"What's wrong?" Niu Wazi was stunned.
Yang Tianyou curled his lips and smiled, "I think it's better to forget it. It's almost like you stealing people. Play cards, you're just a vegetable, I can kill you. Besides, my teeth have been aborted, I don't care about fillings. Also, if you go home to kneel down on the washboard, don't ask me to help!"
"Yang Tianyou, what are you doing?" Liu Yongsheng laughed and said, "Others kneeling on the washboard, are you afraid that his wife will not be wet with her feet alone? It's hot now and there is no need to wet with her feet. Besides, even if you need it, you have to find me, you can climb away!"
Niu Wazi pointed at the two of them and scolded, "You two beasts are simply worse than beasts!"
"I'm a professor!" Liu Yongsheng laughed.
Yang Tianyou glared at him and said, "You are a professor during the day and a beast at night, I know."
"The noodles are here, none of you three are good things!" Zhang Jing brought Yang Tianyou's noodles over and cursed with a smile.
Liu Yongsheng laughed and said, "Zhang Jing, what are you saying? We are not good things? Then Xiang Yanming is a good thing. A few days ago, I saw him driving to the county town in the middle of the night. Do you dare to say that he was not going to steal people? Which man in our Yong'an Town dares to say that the back of his butt is clean. If he didn't steal people, it would be useless, haha!"
"Get out!" Yang Tianyou laughed and scolded: "I don't have one, I'm still a virgin!"
Puff! Liu Yongsheng and Niu Wazi laughed together, and Liu Yongsheng cursed: "Yang Tianyou, you are so embarrassed to say, you have thrown away all the faces of the men in our Yong'an town, and you are still virgin. I think you are not in a place to rot!"
Niu Wazi also said with a depressed look on his face: "Brother Tian, can you not be so shocking? Are there still virgins these days? Is there a virgin who is 23 or 24 years old? It's very embarrassing, okay?"
Yang Tianyou swallowed, smiled and cursed: "Is this a virgin in charge of your affairs? Besides, I have a good relationship with you!"
"We know, Mei Mei!" Liu Yongsheng laughed and said, "You just hugged and kissed her. Have you ever slept with her?"
Yang Tianyou was anxious and said, "I'm not talking about her."
"Okay, Yang Tianyou, I can't tell you that you have learned to steal people?" Zhang Jing smiled.
Yang Tianyou smiled and said quickly: "No, no."
"I know who it is, haha." Niu Wazi suddenly laughed.
"Who is it?" Liu Yongsheng and Zhang Jing asked with some curiosity.
Yang Tianyou glared at Niu Wazi and said, "Niu Wazi, you must dare to talk nonsense, I will beat you to death."
"I won't say it, I won't say it, I won't say it if I beat it to death." Niu Wazi sweated coldly.
But Yang Tianyou's mind suddenly appeared as a woman, with big breasts and baby face...
Chapter completed!