Chapter 1 A beautiful encounter with an alien
"I'm just talking about it, this is quite outrageous."
Sucking the iced lemonade that had increased from three to four in his cup, Li Ke couldn't help but feel a headache when he looked at the primeval forest in front of him.
He was obviously planning to sit on the cheap dirty sofa in the Internet cafe, but the moment he sat on it, he came to this endless primeval forest, and he only had a glass of lemonade in his hand and nothing left.
"Why did you wear it at this time?"
He sighed slightly. He was carefree when he was seventeen or eighteen years old and didn't have so much worry about traveling through time. Then he would dream of opening a harem without saying a word, and would turn the beast-eared girl, the elves, and the kingdom princess into his own harem. But he is already an adult and now he knows very well that only children make choices, and adults know...
The body can't hold it.
Whether it is the cervical spondylosis, lumbar shoulder disc herniation caused by working overtime in recent years, or my myopia, it is no longer suitable to vent in this primeval forest. Moreover, I have just been promoted and raised and went through time, which is really outrageous.
"At least I'll give me a golden finger."
He couldn't help complaining, and Li Ke put the empty lemonade cup in his hand aside, picked up a branch as thick as an arm from his feet, and planned to go to a higher place to see if there were any nearby houses, portals and other things that could send him back.
He is already a 996-year-old, so it is really hard to take risks. His dream is to give to young boys. He just needs to be a tax collector with a double passport. He will be satisfied.
Wouldn't it be nice to let others work for themselves?
Isn’t people like this kind of free-for-work tuning nowadays? What are sign-in and chat groups? Is it wrong for people to become stronger easily and convenient?
Is it wrong to expect our easy life to be able to get happiness without having to work hard, meet the right people all at once, and have a good life? No way?
"So God bless me, give me a double-walking door bound to my life state and mood and let me collect taxes!"
While guarding the surroundings, Li Ke prayed in a joke tone. It was really impossible for him to accept the current situation, so he used the method of learning in vain to relieve his inner pressure. It seemed that his request was really outrageous, so when he stood up, a short green skin emerged from the bushes and saw him.
This little green monster is very thin, full of healthy green, without hair, less than Li Ke's height, his cheeks are extremely hideous and ugly, his nose is long, and his mouth is full of yellow fangs. He holds an axe made of the fangs of unknown beasts and wood in his hand, some fangs hanging around his neck, and some hand bones that look twisted and thin.
Not only that, the monster had only a piece of cloth covering its bulging lower body. It was not Li Ke's attention, but the fact that such a small thing was so large that it really made it difficult for him not to care about it.
The moment he saw Li Ke, the green skin of the battle axe, which was made of bones and wooden sticks, screamed strangely and rushed towards Li Ke. The axe in his hand even hit Li Ke's knee as he approached Li Ke.
Li Ke was a serious adult after all. The moment he saw the other party trying to attack him, he kicked the green monster.
In a trance, he seemed to kick something, causing the monster to let out a shrill scream, but he didn't have time to think about it, but he swung the wooden stick in his hand and smashed it down at the other party's head.
The other party has already shown unfavorable thoughts to him, and in such a place he can only make him lose his ability to move.
Accompanied by the monster's screams, Li Ke waved the wooden stick more than a dozen times. The first twelve sticks were fine, and the monster blocked it with his arm. But when the thirteenth stick, Li Ke slowed down due to panting and exhaustion, but the monster's hand that resisted the stick was faster. As a result, Li Ke's stick hit the monster's fragile Tianling cover, hitting him with a brain burst.
Seeing that the monster had lost its ability to resist, Li Ke staggered back to the previous stone, tremblingly pushed his glasses that had splashed with blood, and gasped in big breath.
He swung his full strength just now. He felt that he was about to die after running about 300 meters. He had a heavy exercise. The office life has caused him to lose the physical strength and endurance that humans are proud of, and only the basic panel is left to hold on.
"So...I don't want to travel through time."
The nervous mood made him know that his combat power was not as strong as he imagined, and this kind of monster obviously had a certain social nature, otherwise he would not have clothes. Moreover, with such weak combat power, it would be impossible to survive without joining the group in the dangerous primeval forest.
And even if it is not the case, it is dangerous to stay with a blood-loving corpse in the jungle. Those predators will not think that this suit for group-making looks good, they will only think that this is takeaway packaging.
"No, this may not be necessary. Maybe the species here have very low military power. After all, it is a different world, and everything is OK..."
He stood up and pushed away the bushes in front of him, then saw a pair of quite tight and thick pectoralis major muscles, and his glasses were also turned gray by the white air that the other party spurted out of his nose, and he could not see anything.
"……able."
Li Ke first eliminated the yellow-skinned guy in front of him with a thicker muscle and a yellow-skinned guy with an arm thicker than his thigh from the human range. After all, yellow-skinned guy is not necessarily a yellow-skinned guy, but also a tauren with horns on his head and hooves under him.
Moreover, the wooden handle, which is thick with mineral water and the exaggerated axe blade should not be weapons that humans can use, right?
"Did you kill my subordinates? Humans!"
The tauren looked at the corpse of the goblin that was twitching on the side, then looked at Li Ke, and roared directly at Li Ke. His voice was extremely loud, and the wave of air that roared not only blew Li Ke's hair, but also made his head feel dizzy.
But Li Ke couldn't understand what the other party said at all. He raised his head and glanced at the obviously angry bullhead, silently pushed his glasses, and then asked with a distorted smile.
“Are you Chinese?”
His original intention was to ask the other party if he could speak Chinese, but he returned the English to his math teacher as early as after graduation, which was a perfect return to Zhao. It was obvious that this bullhead could neither Chinese nor English, so his answer was a roar.
His arm was directly smashed, and Li Ke, who had been on guard, reluctantly avoided the attack. At the moment of the opponent's attack, he smashed the wooden stick in his hand hard on the opponent's nose, causing the relatively strong wooden stick to break directly on the opponent's nose.
But it was not the end, because when the Taurus let out a painful cry and covered his nose with his hands, Li Ke bent down and stabbed the broken wooden stick hard at the other party's crotch. While the other party screamed again, he jumped out of the opponent's fist's attack range.
"Ah, it seems that you really can't speak Chinese, so there is no doubt that the next thing I have to do is..."
Taking a deep breath, Li Ke turned his head directly, and didn't even look at the falling tauren man, and immediately turned around and ran wildly.
Chapter completed!