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Chapter 104 The cowardly Fengshan and two salted fish(1/2)

"Ha...ha Qiu!"

Fengshan rubbed his nose, wiped off the snot that he had sneezed, opened his sleepy eyes, pushed away the long-haired white cat that was lying on his chest, and his butt was facing his face.

“Ahhh~~”

She sat up and yawned a long time, Fengshan murmured in a low voice: "What's wrong with this cat? The cats I raised in my house used to do the same thing, and they like to put their butts on their faces..."

Rubbing the temples, patting the face again, trying to make yourself more awake.

"We need to explore today, hurry up... Huh? Why do I have so much private chat information?"

When I opened the private chat interface, more than 20 strangers I had never seen were sending messages to myself, basically repeating one sentence: Are you awake?

In just a few seconds, the number of private chats increased, and Fengshan became even more puzzled.

"Didn't I open the stranger's permission?"

A glimpse of the system prompt, good guy!

"Are these people sick? I put two iron ingots in the trading hall, and they actually bought them for me?"

What's this fucking operation?

There are too many fools, and there are not enough liars?

Go here to mess with yourself?

"I'm sick, I can't blame me if I buy the wrong one. I won't return the product anyway." Fengshan muttered, and pulled these people into the blacklist, without caring.

The amount of these iron ingots bought was not large, and the materials he left after trading with Roemang yesterday were separated by him in the trading hall to prevent himself from recording the quantity.

Originally, he wanted to find an opportunity to disgust Li Zheng later, but he was bought today.

"Strange things happen every year, and this year there are a lot." Fengshan stood up from the ground, patted off the white hair stained on his body, stretched his waist, and prepared to leave here.

At this moment, the system interface in front of him began to flood the screen, full of Aite message reminders.

"I... Damn! Come again?" Fengshan glared at the screen. He was a little PTSD at the screen-sinking information. As soon as he saw the screen-sinking information, his heart would tremble.

“It’s not over yet?”

Fengshan opened the regional channel qi Chongchong and was about to send a message to curse people, but found that these people who were ticking him lined up and sent the same message.

"@Fengshan, big guy! The newbies beg for a pocket watch!"

“…”

They were all looking for pocket watches, and Fengshan did not rush to reply. After peeking at the screen for a while, he figured out the whole story.

"My surname is Li, I just slept for a while and then went back to take revenge!" Fengshan was so angry that he gritted his teeth.

[There is a transaction named in the trading hall.]

[There is... in the trading hall]

...

After brushing three transaction names prompts, Fengshan turned to open the trading hall and saw a few things coming from Yan Guang at a glance.

【Bulf whip】

【Niubao】x2

The seller's message: Shanbao, it is specially reserved for you to replenish your body.

Now Fengshan was completely living in Bengbu, and he opened the area to chat and scolded.

Fengshan: "@Yan Guang, are you sick? Who needs to eat those things? Where did you get it from and where did you send it back! I don't care!"

Yan Guang's reply was mixed with a purchase message: "I can't send it back anymore. This thing was delivered by Li Zheng for free. I specially asked someone to come up with a set to help you with your body. Don't behave like it if you get a cheap one!"

"Fuck! It's Li Zheng again!"

Fengshan wanted to bite when he saw this name.

Open a private chat, release Li Zheng from the blacklist, and send a message: "You are sick, aren't you?"

...

After Li Zheng finished drawing the prize, the scenery in front of him changed and he appeared in the grassland room again.

Before I could see the scene in front of me, I sent a private chat from Fengshan.

"Oh, this kid actually woke up. He was rushing to the fireworks!" Li Zheng opened the private chat message, and after reading it, he almost doubted his life.

Where did I...provoke him?

No!

I haven't pursued the trouble of annoying me in the morning. Do you still have the face to curse?

Really... give you a face?

Li Zheng: "When you are sick, Xiao Siyuan is the doctor. I suggest he perform a craniotomy on you and tidy up your brain."

He retorted decisively, and was worried that he had nowhere to vent his anger!

Li Zheng held a dried salted fish in his hand, and he was so angry that he couldn't catch any of them.

You said you are a good European emperor, why is the European spirit that you get so biased from?

【Pasmet's Salted Fish, Gold Level, Weapons/Guns

Description: It looks like a salted fish, but in fact it is a firearm weapon that is perfectly disguised.

Modified by Pasmeo himself, it is very salty, hard and strong.

Pasmeo, together with Icarus, is known as two strange flowers in the assassin world.

It is best at infiltrating and shooting enemies at close range.

It also has a younger brother, Spameo.

This salted fish once made a legendary deed of Pasmeo.

Lao Pu’s comment: What bad intentions can a kitten have?

It just likes dried fish.】

"Golden-grade broken salted fish..." Li Zheng paused, and another salted fish appeared in his hand. The previous one was silver carp, which turned into seafood - hairtail.

"Then hell, two fucking ones at a time!"

【Spa Meow's hairtail, gold grade, weapons/guns

Description: Spamet admires his elder brother very much. After studying his elder brother Pasmet's salted salmon, it modified this hairbrush gun for sniping.

Lao Pu’s comment: Kittens are sometimes a little bad-hearted.

Those who use snipers and silencers are all old coins!]

Fengshan: "Bah! The shameless old thief, I'm giving a set of bullwhip to female players, and I'm still barking here. I've never seen such a shameless person!"

“Soga!”

Li Zheng realized that Fengshan was frightened by Yan Guang.

But what does this have to do with me?

I just gave out a few things that might be useful to others, so as not to waste such good things. Could it be that I am a thrifty person?

On the contrary, your surname is Feng. Not only did you disgusting information on appointing a transaction in the early morning, but you still dare to implicate your anger with me now?

Oh!

Innocent!

Too naive!

Li Zheng sneered and threw out the capsule residence, went in to take a photo of the soon-to-be-ripe flame flowers, and sent them with text.

“[Flame Flower] Don’t want it?”

After a while, a new message from Fengshan was sent: "Brother, I'm afraid that you will be bored, so I'll make you laugh! You have a lot of it, so I'll just treat me as a fart, okay?"

"hehe."

Li Zheng only sent these short words, which scared Fengshan, for fear that Li Zheng would block him at this time, so he begged for mercy: "Brother, my dear brother, I really know my mistake!"

As usual, Fengshan admitted his conscience with the first-rate speed and immediately began to recognize his brother, as if he was not the one who was arrogant and scolding him just now.

What is this called?

This is called being brave enough to admit defeat, never repent, and you will dare to do it next time!

In fact, Li Zheng probably guessed why Fengshan disgusted himself in the morning.

It should be because I was lazy yesterday, so I asked someone else to trade the materials to him, and I was crazy about the prompts he was told.

But I can't blame me.

That batch of materials is too much, how troublesome is it to switch from yourself?

Isn’t it more convenient to trade directly to Fengshan?
To be continued...
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